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Trump Dreams of Firetrucks: Today in Tweets

Only white dudes (and dogs) are allowed on the Trump Truck!

By David Futrelle

In today’s Tweetpile: Stephen Miller takes on the tired and poor, Trump tries to pay attention in meetings, white people convince themselves that black people get to go to college for free, and some record-breaking polls for the Trumpster!

https://twitter.com/stuartpstevens/status/892592278744813570

https://twitter.com/darth/status/892779677906948097

https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/892792108867649537

This tweet is the start of a pretty amazing thread:

https://twitter.com/iSmashFizzle/status/892557827675480064

And now the Philosophical Stumper of the Day:

https://twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf/status/892512259972489216

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Must confess, this got me scratching my head too.
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dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

I think Drumpf is going for the record on lowest-approval ratings. He saw Chris Christie only had 15% and got on the Tee Vee and went viral at a baseball game and EV’RYTHING!

banned@4chan.org
7 years ago

Do you know how many white people truly and genuinely believe that black people get to go to college for free?

Even if that was true, wouldn’t the solution be making college available to everyone?

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
7 years ago

That Twitter thread was really astonishing and sad.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

Re Stephen Miller dismissing Emma Lazarus’ poem … does the doofushead not know that the Bill of Rights was “added later”? Does he even realize that the Constitution was a replacement for the Articles of Confederation? What about the 19th Amendment? Should women lose the right to vote because the 19th was “added later”?

We’re ALWAYS a nation in progress, ya doofushead. Otherwise we stagnate and die. Feel free to do that on Snake Island.

dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

What about the 19th Amendment? Should women lose the right to vote because the 19th was “added later”?

Shhhhh, not too loud! I’m sure Stephen would be in favor of rolling the right to vote back to white male property owners.

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

When in the hell is someone going to stand up to this lying sack of shit? My God, how these people can sleep at night is beyond me.

Every day is a shit storm, and nobody is doing a fucking thing about it!

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

@ dreemr

Oh, I wouldn’t doubt it!

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Alan
I had this coworker who liked to dress well, which stands out quite a bit in the tech sector. Most of us wear jeans and a t-shirt every day, but he would dress in suits. He liked to look nice. One day we’re sitting in a meeting and he leans back and crosses his legs so that one of his feet is visible. He’s wearing those “barefoot” toe shoes with his suit. My officemate starts cracking up and cannot stop laughing through the entire meeting. Every time she sees him for the rest of the day she cracks up again.

There’s no point to this story; I just think of it every time I see those shoes.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ kupo

There’s no point to this story

That’s my favourite genre of story.

I got thoroughly confused with this barefoot running thing because I assumed…well, the obvious. But then someone told me you actually wore ‘special’ shoes for it. But I can’t see what’s special about shoes you wear over your bare feet. Surely that’s just, you know, ‘shoes‘?

GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
7 years ago

” in favor of rolling the right to vote back to white male property owners”

You left out “Christian”.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Alan
They’re shoes that allow you to feel the flow of the Earth beneath you or some B.S. like that. I have flat feet, so I don’t want it to feel like I’m barefoot when walking (because ouch!), so I don’t understand the appeal.

Falconer
7 years ago

It’s just a way to be snobbish and consumerist about exercise.

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

They’re shoes that allow you to feel the flow of the Earth beneath you or some B.S. like that.

Like every single rock, twig, pebble, and all other detrius?

Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

forgive the off-topic-ness fellow Mammothteers, but is there a thread active right now where the commentary has veered off into bread-making exploits? (I mean it’s not like a WHTM thread that does that is unique….)

Ms. Pavlov’s House is off working wonders of modern nursing and compassion on her patients while I am working on class preparation *but* a flatbread experiment is afoot….

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ kupo

Ouch, my sympathies.

I must confess I am quite a fan of barefoot. But the whole point is that you’re barefoot, and you get to scrunch sand between your toes or feel grass underfoot, it’s the airiness and the tactile feeling (although paganreader does rather elegantly illustrate how daft that is).

Wearing the special footwear though just seems to defeat the object. It’s like the worst of both worlds. I’ll wear footwear when necessary, whether that’s because it’s required socially or for safety. But the special shoes don’t even seem to supply that. If you want to avoid all the pointy stuff then why not just wear regular trainers?

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Pavlov’s House
I don’t think there’s one currently active like that, but I think these tweet of the day threads veer off-topic rather quickly so I wouldn’t object to bringing it up here. Others may have different preferences.

@Everyone re: “barefoot” shoes
I can kind of see the appeal after spending many summers wandering around barefoot through long-needled pine forests as a child. To be able to feel the ground without cushioning to dampen it, but not get poked might be nice. But then I still feel like that’s half the experience of going barefoot. Though the people who wear them run, and I cannot due to my knee, so maybe there’s a difference in running with these vs. trainers.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ kupo

But then I still feel like that’s half the experience of going barefoot

Yup, and don’t forget tetanus jabs are free here. 🙂

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Banned

Even if that was true, wouldn’t the solution be making college available to everyone?

Of course not. Black people would still be going to college in that scenario.

Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

@Victorious Parasol

Wow, does the Schoolhouse Rock thing bring back memories…that is so cool that you posted that. But listening to it again I noticed something I sure didn’t as a kid: in the beginning the song lyrics don’t exactly quote the first words of the preamble. Instead of “We the People of the United States, in order to….” they just have “We the People, in order to….” Maybe that makes the song work better? But having that “…of the United States…” in there has been something that, over the years, commentators [I thought for ex. Lincoln in the First Inaugural, but I don’t think that’s correct] have thrown back in the face of Secessionists and Confederate apologists, who (like Davis) tried to justify what they did by saying the Constitution was a compact between states (implying you could withdraw from it) but *nope* the Constitution doesn’t come from the states, it comes from the people of the United States so (especially with the Supremacy Clause in there too) the Union is indissolvable. (Did I spell that last word correctly? Doesn’t seem like it. Is that the wrong word?)

Pavlovs House
Pavlovs House
7 years ago

@kupo

Thanks. I’m trying to do this really simple thing I found where you take oatmeal and a baked sweet potato and a little salt and smash it all up with some liquid and then make a flatbread from that. I’m not sure I understand how that’s not some kind of potato cake (?) but I’m going to see what happens. I don’t usually do this but I figured what the hell. I’m working on my War of the Spanish Succession class. (yes, that is a non-sequitur, I know.)

As for the whole barefoot shoes thing, I don’t get that either.

I do heavy squats, power cleans, and snatches in just my socks because I don’t have any weightlifting shoes and my running shoes are too padded for to be able to ground my heels enough to squat heavy without my upper body bending forward too much (which it does if I don’t ground my heels). So maybe I ought to get some flat-soled shoes but I don’t think it’ll be “barefoot shoes”!

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ dalillama

You’ve just reminded me that I meant to send you details about this programme if you can view it. Some great music, but also the history and context. The bit that springs to mind was Rick Hall talking about recording with Aretha Franklin whilst Governor Wallace was literally across the street giving his speech on the courthouse steps.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02j93lq

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Pavlovs House
Interesting! I’d love to hear the results. I’ve seen sweet potato flour but I haven’t purchased it yet as I’m not sure what I would make with it. I’ve heard sweet potato rolls are delicious, though.

GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
7 years ago

Pavlov: I think you’re going for indivisible or undissolvable, but the dictionary police are off trying to work with Trump this week, trying to reduce his violence to imprisoned words.

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