Inept Jared, Bus Seat Burqas and Anthony “Ten Days” Scaramucci: Today in Tweets

I can fit that pup in my hand, oh that’s just adorable.

Shout out to friggin’ adorable french bulldogges!

Also, the bus burqas had me laughing my butt off today.

So Kushner’s defence is “we’re too incompetent for treachery, LOL”?

Also, how many days do you reckon it will be before John Kelly is embroiled in some scandal?

It’s actually kind of telling that people in burqas can be hard to distinguish from furniture and other background objects, at least in photographs. In real life though, (and in my area you can see quite a number of people wearing burqas) I’ve noticed that it’s actually quite a risky costume when it comes to not being able to notice where the furniture, background objects and other people are. Lots of tripping and bumping into things!

Diego Duarte:

And yet it’s feminists and the “SJWs” who are perpetually outraged by utterly absurd things.

Not just outraged, but scared. That Facebook user says that women/seats in burqas look “really scary”, but somehow we’re the cowards?

That’s the best argument Kushner will ever be able to find. They do seem incapable of conspiring their way out of a paper bag.

Man this new season of The Apprentice: White House sucks… Though I am pulling for the viewers favorite too, Wasp Nest Soaked in Red Bull. I think they’ll be awesome.

serious OT: Trump excusing ‘guilty until proven innocent’ ???

@Moggie – and solve the opioid crisis. And reinvent government.

I mean, in his spare time.

Did you see the article where he says he doesn’t want people giving him more history and shit to read about it because he’s looking for a solution and doesn’t want to get all bogged down with, y’know, facts and historical nuance.

dreemr:

Did you see the article where he says he doesn’t want people giving him more history and shit to read about it because he’s looking for a solution and doesn’t want to get all bogged down with, y’know, facts and historical nuance.

What do those so-called “experts” and “academics” and “people who live there” know, anyway? It’s not like they have any more insight to offer than a landlord.

VP:

What does Kushner’s FIL think about his “we’re too incompetent to collude” excuse?

He probably thinks it’s a lie, and therefore approves. Once someone explains that four syllable word to him, anyway.

Dealing with this country is reminding of playing the Fallout New Vegas mod, DUST.

Everything is horrible and apocalyptic, but you just gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Scott Adams makes me so happy my Dad got me Calvin and Hobbes and the Far Side coffee table books for Christmas every year. We were not a Dilbert family, thank goodness.

As for Jared Kushner… any illustrator-for-hire (or anyone with sense) should immediately despise the little twerp for how he treated artists at the New York Observer.

The reply was basically a low-ball counter-offer, and I was also reminded that “Jared knows what his illustrators get paid”. I thanked him for that information and politely declined the job. Victor Juhasz would tell me later that he was next contacted and also requested what he felt was a fair fee for the enormous amount of work, and he was also reminded that Jared knew what his illustrators got paid. Victor also declined.

Read the article I linked above to see why being reminded he’s in charge of anything other than a beer pong tournament makes me wanna scream and throw things. When all the artists you could potentially hire are aware of your BS in private, you’re a jerk.

Trump’s response to reporters on his son blatantly colluding with Putin’s agents.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/08/01/white-house-says-trump-weighed-in-on-sons-russia-meeting-statement-as-any-father-would/#comments

“The statement that Don Jr. issued is true. There’s no inaccuracy in the statement,” said White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. “The president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had.”

Aww how sweet, I wish my dad would help me bury my treasonous actions against the people and state /s

“This is all discussion, frankly, of no consequence,” Sanders added.

“Please ignore how every day brings more and more reason not to trust us.”

@Lumen8
Oh he’s also a dick to artists as well, what a surprise. This makes the schadenfreude all the sweeter.