By David Futrelle
Good news everyone! Today’s lil Twitter roundup is almost entirely Trump-free! Instead, it’s got dancing otters, a creepy hedgehog, and Chris Christie cradling nachos like a mama gorilla. Also, some angry gamers and a weird new conspiracy theory about Obama.
Let’s get ready to twumble!
And don't ever again question Chris Christie's humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 31, 2017
Damn, I could really use some nachos right about now. Nachos are awesome.
Hedgehog cake, not so much.
8:30 Call with Media™
9:00 Confiscate America's guns
9:45 Call with Media™
11:00 Kitesurf w Richard Branson
12:30 Lunch pic.twitter.com/hySs2808lm
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 31, 2017
This morning I've learned that the Otters See a Butterfly video is significantly improved by the addition of some Shostakovich. pic.twitter.com/txyhxyM1Ju
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 30, 2017
MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) July 31, 2017
genuinely amazing how often this sets off transphobes pic.twitter.com/qbblyHYjqz
— laur (@LLW902) July 30, 2017
I’m still thinking about those nachos.