Suffracattes, Daddy Mooch, and Tampons as Masturbatory Aids: Today in Tweets

Let’s hope Trump sends Scott Adams to North Korea to sort things out. After all, it’s not fair to leave all the diplomacy to Dennis Rodman.

As for Scaramucci, I saw something which said he consulted his lawyer about visiting his wife. If that’s true, perhaps she had either told him “stay the fuck away from me”, or obtained a restraining order?

@ joeb

Oh my word, that is hilarious. Thank you. I couldn’t get the sound to work but even so. It’s such a perfect set up though, I’m guessing that kid deliberately made himself up to be the least intimidating person possible. I wonder how his fanboys are going to take this?

Now, if you could just steal me that pup.

Oh, Juice Bro was very intimidated, says in the recap clip that he had “vacant serial killer eyes” and “wasn’t human, a demon or replicant or something”.

I have a wrongwards-tipped uterus screwing things up, so I can feel my tampon when I walk. I do not have a chafing fetish and so do not enjoy it at all.

@ joeb

Now in a purely objective sense he was acting perfectly reasonably. There’s no stereotypical appearance for potentially dangerous people; they can look perfectly harmless. And asking someone you feel threatened by to move away and keep their hands safe is actually the standard self defence advice.

But, I’m hypocritical enough to enjoy the schadenfreude. The fact is that guy deliberately presented as the epitome of “beta male” knowing how Cerinowich’s fans would react to seeing him ‘freak out’ like that. It’s a masterstroke of exploiting your enemy’s vulnerabilities. Bravo sir.

One of our cats adored belly rubs. Other cats of ours have been indifferent to them. One cat of ours will attack you quite effectively if you rub his belly, leading us to quip, “It’s a trap!” when he’s on his back. I am currently the Designated Human of a cat who likes belly rubs, but on his own terms – meaning, when he wants one, I’d better deliver.

Cats I have known were more likely to accept belly rubs when they were kittens. When they grew up, exposed belly was a trap most of the time.

Most cats seem not to like it. But I did know a cute little chubby thing that loved belly rubs. He loved all love and was very lovey. Also a vampire cat (fangs hung below the lip).

Doosh isn’t dating. He isn’t getting married. Why is he so obsessed with other people’s lives?

@David
I tried to trick Pepper into letting me get a better look at a weepy eye by scratching her vigorously. Not only did she avoid letting me get near the eye, she now demands more scratches. (I had to pin her down to get a good look. We’re keeping a watch on it for now.)

“Bailouts” is the ‘new’ Republican snarl word to use against people who like Obamacare.

The word came up regularly during the C-Span coverage I listened to on “Twits try to utterly ruin Senate Thursday”. Cruz made the usual fool of himself, as is his wont, though I didn’t have to listen to him to know that. It was the posters he was using.

I found a poster that I like better:
http://i.imgur.com/VkkHX6Z.jpg

For those wanting to add pictures to posts: Supported images are .png, .gif, and .jpg. If you wanted to add “test.gif” from “www.site.com”, just type http://i.imgur.com/iGKcyCg.png in your post.

(Yes, to describe how to do that, you have to know how to do it, catch-22)

@Alan You can’t have the puppy, it’s not mine to give away. Nor did I make the picture.

As if I needed more proof that your basic incel douchebag has absolutely no idea how women’s bits work. When I stuck a tampon up myself, I wasn’t trying to get off, I was trying to cork up the damn dam. And sometimes even that didn’t work.