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The best worst reactions to the news that the next Doctor Who will be a woman

Jodie Whittaker, the next Doctor Who

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By David Futrelle

A tragic day for whiny baby-men — the BBC just announced that the next Doctor Who will be a lady. Naturally, these sensitive souls took at once to Twitter to make their displeasure known. And to make jokes about Doctor Who turning into Nurse Who amirite fellas high five!

Here are some of the best of the worst Tweets I’ve seen so far. I can’t decide which are my favorites — the ones lamenting the loss of a crucial male “role model” or those suggesting that a female Doctor Who makes as much sense as a male Mary Poppins (which would be perfectly fine to me, by the way).

https://twitter.com/thomasdeeacon/status/886723202168344576

https://twitter.com/Gapehorner/status/886609824242438144

https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886613308639514624

https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886629727745826816

https://twitter.com/Amen1924/status/886681803167236099

https://twitter.com/spcwriter/status/886664276877991936

https://twitter.com/Erin_Danielle77/status/886639647387942912

https://twitter.com/hucksworld/status/886682969833865217

https://twitter.com/williamparslow/status/886700469648842752

https://twitter.com/GreavesyX/status/886613123666513920

https://twitter.com/BasedKielbasa/status/886647001885978625

https://twitter.com/MJDebio93/status/886691678647705600

https://twitter.com/racerdog45/status/886677551770476545

https://twitter.com/thomasoldham/status/886712069021683712

https://twitter.com/Keef44002574/status/886700034934362112

https://twitter.com/Electromoth/status/886674967106125824

https://twitter.com/winklewilly89/status/886689221418856448

https://twitter.com/revjackashcraft/status/886693656647913473

https://twitter.com/__AlexN_/status/886631666915172352

https://twitter.com/Blackbirds1632/status/886655183224229890

https://twitter.com/amusedphysicist/status/886655148235161600

No, I don’t understand what that last one means either.

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Katz
7 years ago

HBomberguy had a lengthy video on YouTube explaining exactly that. I actually gave it three seasons worth of attention hoping for more Blind Bankers and less Reichenbach Fall, but it never really settled into a comfortable mode where the case was what took centre stage.

Linky?

The Blind Banker had its issues, but it was one of the few episodes that had a beginning, a middle, and an end, and the solution wasn’t “it didn’t really happen” or “a mastermind was orchestrating everything.”

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

Unfortunately, Netflix dropped modern Who, all of it, because the BBC just launched its own streaming service.

Is that BritBox? Because they don’t have any modern Who right now, just classic. :'(

I looked on BBC America’s website and it’s apparently exclusive to Amazon Prime streaming, which, unless I’m missing something, requires a season pass rather than being included. I’m really starting to dislike this trend on Prime. I can’t watch the new Twin Peaks without a subscription to the channel it’s on, either.

Falconer
7 years ago

@Citizen Rat:

I am really looking forward to watching Dr Who again!

Welcome back! We’re settling in to wait out the long hiatus. The hope and plan is we get a series in 2018, but everything’s switching over to Chris Chibnall so there might be a few delays.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
7 years ago

Chie Satonako – it’s curious that Moffat would have commented that about casting a man to play Queen Elizabeth. It happened in “Orlando”, back in 1992. Quentin Crisp was the actor.

I love that movie! It’s where I first saw Tilda Swinton. She’s amazing in everything she does.

JS
JS
7 years ago

Most recent DW episode I watched was the new series ones involving the Corpse Monks.

The ending felt wrong. I mean, sure, it should have worked based on the story, but… there was just something weird about it. “Your mom just went viral” made me laugh, and then cringe at it being the Doctor saying it.

Falconer
7 years ago

@kupo:

Is that BritBox? Because they don’t have any modern Who right now, just classic. :'(

Yeah, BritBox is what I was thinking of. I guess I remembered wrong!

I looked on BBC America’s website and it’s apparently exclusive to Amazon Prime streaming, which, unless I’m missing something, requires a season pass rather than being included.

That’s weird. We buy it on Amazon Video without a Prime membership, it’s like $3 an episode in HD. But then we are in the States.

dreemr
dreemr
7 years ago

I watched the hbomberguy dissection of “Sherlock” and he makes a lot of very good points.

However, I still like the first two seasons. For me it didn’t really fall apart until season 3, when they couldn’t come up with a good solution to the cliffhanger at the end of season 2 (where Sherlock fakes his death, kind of, apparently). Its just all downhill from there.

hbomberguy also really likes the character of Mary, and I could not stand that character. Like the actor a lot, just really disliked her character for some reason. And seasons 2 & 3 seem nearly all about her.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Falconer
I’m also in the states. I think the streaming service is branded with the Prime name even if you’re not a Prime member. Wouldn’t be the first confusing naming scheme I’ve seen. 😉

Falconer
7 years ago

@JS — yes, the first two eps in that arc were great, but then the lottery or whatever landed on Toby Whithouse, who proceeded to be Toby Whithouse and let us all down.

Gipsz Jakab
Gipsz Jakab
7 years ago

OK, correct me if I’m wrong… Sherlock is admittedly not a perfect show, but wasn’t a major point of this version of Sherlock Holmes’ character arc that he talks big about how he’s a “sociopath” who’s all logic with no human attachments, but when push comes to shove, he really does have people he genuinely cares about and considers friends (despite acting superficially abrasive)? John and Mary Watson most of all, but Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper and Greg Lestrade also come to mind.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Scildfreja

Sign me the fuck up.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
7 years ago

Unfortunately, Netflix dropped modern Who, all of it, because the BBC just launched its own streaming service. We’ve been buying them by the episode off of Amazon — still cheaper than cable! And I’m sure there’s ways to pirate episodes.

This brings up a question I’ve had that maybe my fellow Brits can help with.

I don’t plan to have a TV in the near future. There is almost nothing I want to watch. But the laws on TV licencing are damn strict, to the point where you might need to buy one just to own a laptop?

I get mixed messages on it. My question is: do I have to have one even if I only ever use Amazon to buy TV series?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ sunnysombrera

If you just buy programmes/series to download and watch at your leisure, no.

If you watch any sort of real-time broadcast (ie, you don’t choose the time, it starts at the same time for everyone) then, yes.

ETA:

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/Live-TV-and-how-you-watch-it

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

I’ll nth the recommendation to watch hbomberguy’s “Sherlock is garbage” video. It’s nearly two hours long, and I watched it all, despite never having watched Sherlock (and not intending to in future). Hbomberguy is one of the few youtubers I know who can make long videos which are worth watching.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I watch stuff on Amazon on my computer all the time. I don’t see why you’d have one. I do think it’s worthwhile to get one and hook up a Fire stick of Apple TV or other similar devices. The sound and picture or so much better on a TV and you can’t really host any kind of movie night without one.

Miss Edgy Nation
Miss Edgy Nation
7 years ago

Let’s replace Julia Roberts pretty woman for pretty bloke

I would totally watch that.

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

reggie, the neighbour’s cat:

Hi again, frequent lurker and infrequent poster coming out of the woodwork because I have a few questions about the genital reassignment tweet. Does the tweeter not understand the concept of regeneration at all? Do they think the Doctor gets surgery to change from one to the next? Or do they – and forgive me for being a bit explicit here, but I’m not sure what other option there is – do they think that when the Doctor’s body changes each time his penis stays the same? The magical one penis fits all for the Doctor? So much to think about.

That’s… actually an interesting premise for a show. An eternal peen, travelling through time and space, righting wrongs, while its owner changes, and everyone misses the point about the source of the hero’s power. No, on second thoughts, that sounds more porny than Moffaty. Let’s not.

Suggested title: A Winkle in Time.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

If Pretty Woman was remade with the genders flipped, wouldn’t misogynists just complain about how Hollywood was trying to make it socially acceptable for older women to be with hot young Chad types?

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

Unrelated: Okay, how the hell are so many people surprised that R Kelly, who’s been more famous for being a monstrous child rapist who keeps getting away with it than for being a rapper for well over a decade, is in fact a monstrous child rapist who keeps getting away with it? What bloody colour do they think the sky is? O_o

Katz
7 years ago

Sherlock is admittedly not a perfect show, but wasn’t a major point of this version of Sherlock Holmes’ character arc that he talks big about how he’s a “sociopath” who’s all logic with no human attachments, but when push comes to shove, he really does have people he genuinely cares about and considers friends (despite acting superficially abrasive)?

To me, that’s where it seemed like it was planning to go, or have some kind of arc where his friendship with John helps him learn to relate to people.

But it just…didn’t. He locks John in a lab to use him as an unwitting guinea pig in an experiment. That’s not what you do to someone you genuinely care about.

Citizen Rat
Citizen Rat
7 years ago

hbomberguy’s hilariously good at dissecting why Sherlock isn’t very good and why Moffat should not be given free rein when writing.

If you want more SJW-y related stuff from him, I recommend his reply to The Golden One and “Why it’s actually EMPOWERING to be a titninja”.

Falconer
7 years ago

@Moggie: Slow. Clap.

varalys the dark
7 years ago

I haven’t had a TV service since 2006 in the UK and as long as you don’t use iPlayer and don’t subscribe to a broadcast TV package that includes Freeview channels, you’re good. I actually “renewed” my lack of TV licence at the weekend. Quick phonecall to TV Licencing and they’ll sign you off for another couple of years and it means they won’t spam your address with demands either.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
7 years ago

Thank you guys so much for introducing me to hbomberguy! Listening to his PUA response video right now.

BS and his four fluffy kitties

The Master (the Doctor’s archrival/friend/fellow Time Lord/it’s complicated) regenerated as a woman two or 3 years ago, and my understanding is that in the classic show (I really only know the resurrected show from the 9th Doctor on) the possibility of regenderation was raised.

I’d been very frustrated with Moffat, basically ever since Jenna Coleman came on as the companion, just because the show seemed to have more and more continuity mistakes, even for a time travel show. And Even though I think Matt Smith was a good doctor, I thought his natural comedic ability let them play the doctor off as goofy a little too often. I enjoyed that Capaldi brought some of the darkness back to the character, and I think this most recent season was very good, with a lot of good liberal themes and anti-fascist rants by the doctor.

Anyway, I hope the next Doctor is non-white.

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