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By David Futrelle
A tragic day for whiny baby-men — the BBC just announced that the next Doctor Who will be a lady. Naturally, these sensitive souls took at once to Twitter to make their displeasure known. And to make jokes about Doctor Who turning into Nurse Who amirite fellas high five!
Here are some of the best of the worst Tweets I’ve seen so far. I can’t decide which are my favorites — the ones lamenting the loss of a crucial male “role model” or those suggesting that a female Doctor Who makes as much sense as a male Mary Poppins (which would be perfectly fine to me, by the way).
https://twitter.com/thomasdeeacon/status/886723202168344576
I'm actually quite shocked at the decision to cast a woman the should call it Nurse who now lol 😂😂
— Rhys (@rhysjordanstew1) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/Gapehorner/status/886609824242438144
https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886613308639514624
https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886629727745826816
"Doctor Who" what's the deal? Pushing the "gender fluidity" narrative now? Remember when entertainment wasn't social engineering propaganda
— Dan (@NotoriousDano) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/Amen1924/status/886681803167236099
https://twitter.com/spcwriter/status/886664276877991936
https://twitter.com/Erin_Danielle77/status/886639647387942912
The BBC have literally just ruined all the heritage and history of Doctor Who making the new Doctor a woman
— Aydin Osman (@Aydin_Osman96) July 16, 2017
Doctor Who officially ruined. Time Lords being women not an issue, 50 years of tradition out the window is. What next 007 being Janette Bond pic.twitter.com/Hj3buVMx8s
— Ewan McColl (@TheMcColl) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/hucksworld/status/886682969833865217
https://twitter.com/williamparslow/status/886700469648842752
https://twitter.com/GreavesyX/status/886613123666513920
#DoctorWho So patronising to women to be chosen due to political correctness. No room for merit and talent if PC comes first.
— Holomatrix (@Holomatrices) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/BasedKielbasa/status/886647001885978625
https://twitter.com/MJDebio93/status/886691678647705600
https://twitter.com/racerdog45/status/886677551770476545
Women have their own heroes like RIpley, Buffy and Wonder Woman, there is no need to take away role models for men #notmydoctor
— P. J. Lowry (@PJ_Lowry) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/thomasoldham/status/886712069021683712
https://twitter.com/Keef44002574/status/886700034934362112
https://twitter.com/Electromoth/status/886674967106125824
I remember when Ripley, Leia, Buffy, Xena et al. trailblazed great women characters. But now, feminism seems pleased with mere pandering.
— Bradley Yellop (@bazz83) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/winklewilly89/status/886689221418856448
https://twitter.com/revjackashcraft/status/886693656647913473
https://twitter.com/__AlexN_/status/886631666915172352
https://twitter.com/Blackbirds1632/status/886655183224229890
#doctorwho The regressive left are going crazy over the choice, next they will want a transgender to take the role as the Doctor.
— Rust (@Rust_NoMask) July 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/amusedphysicist/status/886655148235161600
No, I don’t understand what that last one means either.
Linky?
The Blind Banker had its issues, but it was one of the few episodes that had a beginning, a middle, and an end, and the solution wasn’t “it didn’t really happen” or “a mastermind was orchestrating everything.”
Is that BritBox? Because they don’t have any modern Who right now, just classic. :'(
I looked on BBC America’s website and it’s apparently exclusive to Amazon Prime streaming, which, unless I’m missing something, requires a season pass rather than being included. I’m really starting to dislike this trend on Prime. I can’t watch the new Twin Peaks without a subscription to the channel it’s on, either.
@Citizen Rat:
Welcome back! We’re settling in to wait out the long hiatus. The hope and plan is we get a series in 2018, but everything’s switching over to Chris Chibnall so there might be a few delays.
I love that movie! It’s where I first saw Tilda Swinton. She’s amazing in everything she does.
Most recent DW episode I watched was the new series ones involving the Corpse Monks.
The ending felt wrong. I mean, sure, it should have worked based on the story, but… there was just something weird about it. “Your mom just went viral” made me laugh, and then cringe at it being the Doctor saying it.
@kupo:
Yeah, BritBox is what I was thinking of. I guess I remembered wrong!
That’s weird. We buy it on Amazon Video without a Prime membership, it’s like $3 an episode in HD. But then we are in the States.
I watched the hbomberguy dissection of “Sherlock” and he makes a lot of very good points.
However, I still like the first two seasons. For me it didn’t really fall apart until season 3, when they couldn’t come up with a good solution to the cliffhanger at the end of season 2 (where Sherlock fakes his death, kind of, apparently). Its just all downhill from there.
hbomberguy also really likes the character of Mary, and I could not stand that character. Like the actor a lot, just really disliked her character for some reason. And seasons 2 & 3 seem nearly all about her.
@Falconer
I’m also in the states. I think the streaming service is branded with the Prime name even if you’re not a Prime member. Wouldn’t be the first confusing naming scheme I’ve seen. 😉
@JS — yes, the first two eps in that arc were great, but then the lottery or whatever landed on Toby Whithouse, who proceeded to be Toby Whithouse and let us all down.
OK, correct me if I’m wrong… Sherlock is admittedly not a perfect show, but wasn’t a major point of this version of Sherlock Holmes’ character arc that he talks big about how he’s a “sociopath” who’s all logic with no human attachments, but when push comes to shove, he really does have people he genuinely cares about and considers friends (despite acting superficially abrasive)? John and Mary Watson most of all, but Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper and Greg Lestrade also come to mind.
@Scildfreja
Sign me the fuck up.
This brings up a question I’ve had that maybe my fellow Brits can help with.
I don’t plan to have a TV in the near future. There is almost nothing I want to watch. But the laws on TV licencing are damn strict, to the point where you might need to buy one just to own a laptop?
I get mixed messages on it. My question is: do I have to have one even if I only ever use Amazon to buy TV series?
@ sunnysombrera
If you just buy programmes/series to download and watch at your leisure, no.
If you watch any sort of real-time broadcast (ie, you don’t choose the time, it starts at the same time for everyone) then, yes.
ETA:
http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/Live-TV-and-how-you-watch-it
I’ll nth the recommendation to watch hbomberguy’s “Sherlock is garbage” video. It’s nearly two hours long, and I watched it all, despite never having watched Sherlock (and not intending to in future). Hbomberguy is one of the few youtubers I know who can make long videos which are worth watching.
I watch stuff on Amazon on my computer all the time. I don’t see why you’d have one. I do think it’s worthwhile to get one and hook up a Fire stick of Apple TV or other similar devices. The sound and picture or so much better on a TV and you can’t really host any kind of movie night without one.
I would totally watch that.
reggie, the neighbour’s cat:
That’s… actually an interesting premise for a show. An eternal peen, travelling through time and space, righting wrongs, while its owner changes, and everyone misses the point about the source of the hero’s power. No, on second thoughts, that sounds more porny than Moffaty. Let’s not.
Suggested title: A Winkle in Time.
If Pretty Woman was remade with the genders flipped, wouldn’t misogynists just complain about how Hollywood was trying to make it socially acceptable for older women to be with hot young Chad types?
Unrelated: Okay, how the hell are so many people surprised that R Kelly, who’s been more famous for being a monstrous child rapist who keeps getting away with it than for being a rapper for well over a decade, is in fact a monstrous child rapist who keeps getting away with it? What bloody colour do they think the sky is? O_o
To me, that’s where it seemed like it was planning to go, or have some kind of arc where his friendship with John helps him learn to relate to people.
But it just…didn’t. He locks John in a lab to use him as an unwitting guinea pig in an experiment. That’s not what you do to someone you genuinely care about.
hbomberguy’s hilariously good at dissecting why Sherlock isn’t very good and why Moffat should not be given free rein when writing.
If you want more SJW-y related stuff from him, I recommend his reply to The Golden One and “Why it’s actually EMPOWERING to be a titninja”.
@Moggie: Slow. Clap.
I haven’t had a TV service since 2006 in the UK and as long as you don’t use iPlayer and don’t subscribe to a broadcast TV package that includes Freeview channels, you’re good. I actually “renewed” my lack of TV licence at the weekend. Quick phonecall to TV Licencing and they’ll sign you off for another couple of years and it means they won’t spam your address with demands either.
Thank you guys so much for introducing me to hbomberguy! Listening to his PUA response video right now.
The Master (the Doctor’s archrival/friend/fellow Time Lord/it’s complicated) regenerated as a woman two or 3 years ago, and my understanding is that in the classic show (I really only know the resurrected show from the 9th Doctor on) the possibility of regenderation was raised.
I’d been very frustrated with Moffat, basically ever since Jenna Coleman came on as the companion, just because the show seemed to have more and more continuity mistakes, even for a time travel show. And Even though I think Matt Smith was a good doctor, I thought his natural comedic ability let them play the doctor off as goofy a little too often. I enjoyed that Capaldi brought some of the darkness back to the character, and I think this most recent season was very good, with a lot of good liberal themes and anti-fascist rants by the doctor.
Anyway, I hope the next Doctor is non-white.