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The best worst reactions to the news that the next Doctor Who will be a woman

Jodie Whittaker, the next Doctor Who

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By David Futrelle

A tragic day for whiny baby-men — the BBC just announced that the next Doctor Who will be a lady. Naturally, these sensitive souls took at once to Twitter to make their displeasure known. And to make jokes about Doctor Who turning into Nurse Who amirite fellas high five!

Here are some of the best of the worst Tweets I’ve seen so far. I can’t decide which are my favorites — the ones lamenting the loss of a crucial male “role model” or those suggesting that a female Doctor Who makes as much sense as a male Mary Poppins (which would be perfectly fine to me, by the way).

https://twitter.com/thomasdeeacon/status/886723202168344576

https://twitter.com/Gapehorner/status/886609824242438144

https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886613308639514624

https://twitter.com/DelDiablo007/status/886629727745826816

https://twitter.com/Amen1924/status/886681803167236099

https://twitter.com/spcwriter/status/886664276877991936

https://twitter.com/Erin_Danielle77/status/886639647387942912

https://twitter.com/hucksworld/status/886682969833865217

https://twitter.com/williamparslow/status/886700469648842752

https://twitter.com/GreavesyX/status/886613123666513920

https://twitter.com/BasedKielbasa/status/886647001885978625

https://twitter.com/MJDebio93/status/886691678647705600

https://twitter.com/racerdog45/status/886677551770476545

https://twitter.com/thomasoldham/status/886712069021683712

https://twitter.com/Keef44002574/status/886700034934362112

https://twitter.com/Electromoth/status/886674967106125824

https://twitter.com/winklewilly89/status/886689221418856448

https://twitter.com/revjackashcraft/status/886693656647913473

https://twitter.com/__AlexN_/status/886631666915172352

https://twitter.com/Blackbirds1632/status/886655183224229890

https://twitter.com/amusedphysicist/status/886655148235161600

No, I don’t understand what that last one means either.

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Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

none of these posts are well-written or imaginative, which is what you would expect from sci-fi fans

Oh, my sweet child of summer.

Nathan Hevenstone
7 years ago

Personally, this is some of the most exciting news I’ve had in a long time. Peter Capaldi is my Doctor, to be honest, and I will miss him terribly. But Jodie Whittaker taking over soothes the sting quite a bit. I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t end up also being my Doctor.

I’m beyond ecstatic, and cannot wait to see what she does with the role!

Nym
Nym
7 years ago

I really liked nequams idea about a Dr spending a few episodes figuring out their gender. I bet you could shoehorn in a lot of really funny social commentary about gender expectations

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 years ago

I’m trying to parse the “reason” of someone with a feminine name who signs herself “I am Ian Malcolm” (I’m sorry, who the hell is that?)

Wasn’t that the name of the mathematician in Jurassic Park?

Which does not make it any less confusing, in context …

This Handle is a Test
This Handle is a Test
7 years ago

Fishy Goat:. This discussion actually came up with one ofy cousins today and she actually said “But is she a ginger?” on being told a woman was the new doctor…

Gijoel
Gijoel
7 years ago

Personally I’m disappointed. I would have preferred an older woman. It seems inevitable that they’ll jam some godawful love story, probably between her and Bill. Bill will be turned into a simpering idiot who will be constantly yearning for the doctor’s touch.

Jesalin
Jesalin
7 years ago

Even though I stopped watching way back when a set of stairs was the best defense against a dalek, I still think it’s great they have a female time lord. I’m only wondering why it took so long.

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This Handle is a Test
7 years ago

On a slightly separate note:. I do hope it works out, the Ghost busters reboots failure didn’t do any favors for projects with women as the leads and I’d hate to see a second failure so close…

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
7 years ago

Next is Caitlyn Jenner as Dr. Spock

She’s going to become a famous pediatrician?

BGHilton
7 years ago

Isn’t male Mary Poppins basically Mr Belvedere?

@Alan Robertshaw — Yes, Joanna Lumley would have been perfect.

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

@THiaT: I was rather hoping the first female Doctor would be Catherine Tate for those reasons…

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
7 years ago

Let’s replace Julia Roberts pretty woman for pretty bloke

Wasn’t that a movie called American Gigolo? *snerk*

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

Doctor Who is now a woman. Must have had genital reassignment surgery.

“Doctor Who” what’s the deal? Pushing the “gender fluidity” narrative now?

Putting aside the transphobia… Do these people even know what Dr Who is?

Skiriki
Skiriki
7 years ago

Welp, this is my favorite “oh snap” moment:

http://i.imgur.com/TgeS5cG.png

Mike Smith
Mike Smith
7 years ago

A few people brought this up already but umm Michael Rooker in essence played a male Mary Poppins in GotG Vol. 2.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo
7 years ago

Like, does the Doctor even have genitalia? Or even nipples and a belly-button? The Doctor tends to wear a lot of clothes. There could be anything under there.

@ Axecaliber

IKR?!

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(I’m biased. I think Rooker should be in everything.)

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

Ok, now I want a movie called Pretty Bloke and I want it to star the gigolo character from AI set before he met the kid. A handsome, wealthy woman can “rescue” him from his life for a time, at which point some antics occur and he’s on his own again to lead into the movie AI.

History Nerd
History Nerd
7 years ago

Marx didn’t write much about feminism. Marxism became much more popular among the left after Louis Napoleon’s coup, partly because Marx claimed his theories explained why both Napoleons took power after a revolution. The main idea is that revolutionaries need to “smash” the organs of the state that protect the bourgeoisie (needless to say, that has never worked well).

Mao Zedong took that a step further by claiming that a new bourgeoisie could emerge within the ruling Communist Party, so you need a continual cultural struggle against it. Maybe you could call Maoism uber-political correctness in a sense. You also have Cultural Hegemony from Antonio Gramsci and the Ideological State Apparatus (ISA) from Louis Althusser, which are both very complicated modifications of Marx’s theory that (sarcasm) even a really smart person like Jordan Peterson can’t understand very well (end sarcasm).

I sort of doubt the people who originally wanted the Doctor to have a female regeneration in the 1970’s were reading a lot of Gramsci and Althusser. (sarcasm) But they were to the left of the people who want AI gods to involuntarily sterilize all the genetically inferior people, so who knows? (end sarcasm)

History Nerd
History Nerd
7 years ago

Yes. Ian Malcolm is the mathematician in Jurassic Park and The Lost World (both the books and the movies).

Luxbelitx
7 years ago

I just came to cast my vote for Doctor Who 2027 – Cultural Marxism Edition.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago
JS
JS
7 years ago

Dr Who has always been against the ultra right-wing (and ultra left-wing, too). Multiple stories about how Daleks (who have an emperor), and Cybermen (who have a strict hierarchy) always lose in the end. How long has it taken these idiots to realize that? Apparently 50+ years, and an announcement that the main character is changing apparent sex.

Strong female leads since at least Sarah Jane Smith and Romana, and others I haven’t seen since I didn’t watch much past Tom Baker until recently. Social commentary from day one, even in the early years in “historical tourism” style. SciFi has always had social commentary.

I’ll also never look around a plumbing supply store the same way ever again. Wait, that’s the arms of the Dominators’ robots! That’s part of a Dalek! There’s part of the ray gun from, well, almost every early episode that had a ray gun.

abars01
abars01
7 years ago

*yawn*. This kinda stuff no longer engages me. It’s become far too routine. A reboot of a popular movie or television show with a female or POC protagonist is announced, MRAs and alt-righters on the internet argbargle about it and vow to boycott it. Lather, rinse, repeat. It’s happened 100 times before, it’ll happen 100 times more in the future. Most people – including the producers of the media itself and most of the general public – aren’t even aware of their objections, and they sure as hell don’t actually care about them. So it’s not as if it has an actual effect on anything. All it does is provide passing amusement to internet feminists like us, but because they say the same things each time, it no longer yields even that to me.

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
7 years ago

There’s a scientist who claims to have figured out why Napoleon’s revolution happened … and also why Trump happened.

http://peterturchin.com/cliodynamica/

The short of it is, most civilizations periodically produce a surfeit of ambitious ladder-climbers, more than the upper levels of the socioeconomic pyramid can absorb. This intensifies competition in the upper echelons of society, until norms of fairness and civility break down.

One first gets “let them eat cake”ism (present-day form being neoliberalism) as these “elites” try to maintain their lifestyles, despite their increased numbers, by squeezing the working classes. It escalates to uncouthness in the upper ranks (alt-right and Trump indicate we’ve reached that point now) along with increasingly cutthroat competition at the top (the sabotage of the Sanders primary campaign was bad; the various dead Russians turning up peripheral to the Trump campaign indicate that the level of viciousness to the competition on the Republican side may have been a lot worse).

Usually there is eventually serious violence (last time it happened in the US it culminated in the Civil War). There seems to be actual empirical data backing this theory up, and peer reviewed articles.

On the other hand, the author also likes to use his blog to push paleo as a “one size fits all” diet, which sort of problematic behavior was recently being discussed on this site. Also, notorious racists JayMan and hbd_chick have occasionally commented there, mostly pushing the former’s blog, though I’m not aware that Turchin has done anything to encourage them or expressed any kind of approval of their views. Needless to say, seeing them turn up there raised my eyebrows.

So you may want to take everything there that’s not backed by empirical data with a grain of salt, though, AFAICT his own politics are mildly progressive if anything.