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Incel organ donors should be allowed to have sex with dead women, really horny incel argues

Wait, incels want to do WHAT with our dead bodies?

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By David Futrelle

One brave “involuntarily celibate” Redditor has come up with what I think you’ll have to admit is an ingenious way to get around the fact that no living human woman wants to have sex with him: have sex with women who are “recently deceased!”

I mean, it’s not like they can say no after they’re dead! Heck, they won’t even notice that you’re having sex with them, being dead and all. No harm no foul!

Posting in the now-banned IncelHeaven subreddit last November, a fellow with the charming name SaintElliot — and yes, this is a reference to killer incel Elliot Rodger — put forth this delightful proposal:

Incel organ donors should be allowed to sleep with recently deceased females self.IncelHeaven submitted 5 days ago by Mod SaintElliotIncelToo well loved to ever be forgotten Sex is a female resource. Organs are a human resource. I came up with a system that would exchange these resources in a way everybody would benefit. The pussy of females can be used even 2 days after their death. Their sexual resources get wasted with the current system and people often die because there aren't enough organ donors. Incels that are organ donors should be allowed to have sex with recently deceased females. This way female sexual resources would not be wasted even in death. Incels would be encouraged to donate organs and more potential lives would be saved. The incel suffering would be reduced. Nobody would be harmed. The number of organ donors would increase. Nothing would get wasted. It would be like biological and sexual recycling. Female sexual resources would not get wasted and they would be used to help incels. If this proposal came true it would be killing two birds with one stone.

What an amazing example of “thinking outside the box” if by “box” you mean “coffin.”

A glance through SaintElliot’s posting history on Reddit — even though he’s clearly deleted a lot of things — suggests that he’s at least semi-serious about this proposal.

I have so many questions. Would this sex take place in funeral homes or morgues? If the former, would funeral homes have to set up separate viewing and sex hours to accommodate both mourners and sex-hungry incel necrophiliacs? If the latter, would morgues be open 24/7 to serve incels’ sex-with-dead-women needs? Would there be beds provided or would the incels just have to bed their dead lovers on the cold slabs?

And then there is the most important question of all: How exactly does SaintElliot know that “[t]he pussy of females can be used even 2 days after their death?”

I shudder to think.

H/T — This one is going around on Twitter now, thanks to Lyzzy for pointing it out to me; it was also highlighted on FSDT.net back in November.

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occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

Damn project making me late for reading threads…

I think this person, SaintElliot, has taken the expression “over my dead body” too litteraly. It may have been an dialog like :
SaintElliot : “Hey, lady ! Let’s bang !”
Lady : “With you ? Never ! Over my dead body !”
SaintElliot : “… Oh, well, why not after all ?”

And indeed, that is frightening.

Have a nice day.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
3 years ago

That Reddit guy is being very charitable letting his woman stand on her hind legs to do cooking and cleaning, very decent of him 🙁
These folks would fit in great with Ferengi society, that seems like the benchmark for the right wing fundie Libertarian corporatists. Trump is the Grand Nagus of their religion. 🙁

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

Holy crap, I just realized why he calls himself SaintElliot. So messed up.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

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http://i.imgur.com/MkGESct.jpg