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By David Futrelle
My new favorite far-right Twitter weirdo is a fellow called @WesternIdentity, a self-described “right wing urban theologian” and “esoteric image cleric” who uses his Twitter account to promote “occult nationalism,” complain that “underground heretical judaism has pushed cuckoldry into our society,” express his love of skittles and post assorted gifs involving Trump getting the better of CNN.
I discovered @WesternIdentity earlier this week after he launched a tirade against the alleged diabolical evil that is short hair on women.
Yeah, that’s right, he’s getting all philosophical on our asses.
He then decided to “rebrand” the cute-sounding pixie cut.
But he may be the first pixie-cut hater to also suggest that Chelsea Manning — currently sporting, yes, a pixie cut — is some kind of MK Ultra mind control slave, or something.
It turns out that @WesternIdentity has a lot of, well, interesting opinions about all sorts of stuff, including Satanic CNN pedophiles, which he apparently thinks are a real thing.
Oh, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.
And check out what is perhaps the world’s hottest take on robots:
I honestly have no idea if this one is a joke:
He does post some pretty dank gifs from time to time, though.
H/T — @spookperson