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MGTOWs reinvent the Handmaid’s Tale, with bonus creepy incest overtones

Happily, there’s a place for women in the coming MGTOW utopia

By David Futrelle

So over in the Men Going Their Way subreddit, the fellas are talking about what to do with “leftover” — i.e. unmarried — women after men finally step up and take the vote away from women, who are always voting for the wrong things anyway.

Apparently unable to understand that most women have jobs, the MGTOWs naturally conclude that in their version of utopia the single ladies — deprived not only of husbands and their resources but of Big Daddy government as well — won’t be able to support themselves. But the MGTOWs, kind ghouls souls all, don’t want to let them starve!

One brave MGTOW has a solution:

BCPrepper 2 points 5 hours ago* All the unmarried women are going to be a serious drain on the system. Rather than using socialism to take care of them like the globalists are hoping for, and since no man wants to be a tradcuck for some CC rider --- I think a better solution is for men to "adopt" one of these leftover women, not as a wife, but as an incubator for a wife. Essentially she'll be impregnated by someone else, and any daughters will be raised to become the man's wives. In return all the women receive shelter, security, and provisioning. Not this perverted materialist provisioning they receive today, which consists of handbags, shoes, McMansions etc. We're talking modest clothes, food. And they will have to pull their weight. This will essentially be a post-collapse society.

(Note: in the preceding quote “CC Rider” refers not to the famous song but to the infamous “cock carousel.”)

Naturally, other MGTOWs are enthusiastic about Mr. BCPrepper’s ingenious proposal.

ZCnegan 4 points 4 hours ago Oh my god. You are a fucking genius. That would actually work. But for that to work, all the pro women laws would have to be abolished, which will happen in case of colapse. Then women without daddy gov to protect them would have to sell themselves very cheap, and still men would not want them. But if I could have a woman raised to by a wife, with 100% loyalty and efficient, and without brainwashing bullshit, then i would maybe consider giving part of my resources, in case i wanted a family/kids and needed a womb. Sex is all they have to offer, and men are becoming tired of it, more and more we see sex for what it is, just sex. And whores are better for it

BCPrepper goes on to praise himself for his “humanitarian” solution to the Leftover Woman Problem.

BCPrepper 1 point 3 hours ago Yup it's the only solution as I see it. Socialism won't work, especially when men don't get good women in return for serving the state. The globalists overplayed their hand, thinking men would just accept their fate as a slave class. Now our biggest concern is Islam taking over. Really not interested in that happening. Artificial wombs might help catalyze the rebirth of western civilization, but it's not a long term solution. There's a humanitarian aspect to caring for the women that made bad choices and are no longer fit for pair bonding. The solution I outlined above gives them safety and purpose.

Such thoughtful fellows these MGTOWs are!

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Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Axe

Hey. You have good taste, dude.

@Krasnaya Koshka (if I were to shorten this, what would you prefer?)

I’ll admit that I have a tendency to slack on things that need to be done within a week’s timespan or longer, but hopefully I can mostly circumvent it before I’m kicked out on my ass.

I’ll admit the only roomie I’ve had so far used to be a friend and isn’t anymore, though part of this was down to physical differences: she was skinny and set the thermostat up high even in the summer (and STILL wore a winter coat!!), and then complained when my deodorant gave out (and complained further if i turned down the temp–let alone took my shirt [but not my bra] off). Hopefully, I can circumvent this with future roomies–especially if it’s a two-bedroom residence.

And it’s a thing that I saw a while back and wanted to do, eventually. I’ll need a lot of help, but I’m pretty sure there’s instructions online!

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Troubelle

Hey. You have good taste, dude

*many fist bumps* Honestly more excited for Extra History episodes than Credits these days. Especially the Lies. So good!

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Axe

I’ve been slacking on History, I’ll admit, but I like how they cover things that aren’t usually covered too well, if at all, in schools. It actually helped back when I did Quick Recall (pretty much a school-sponsored trivia game). Helped me answer a tricky question.

…and yes, it was Walpole.

EducatedRedneck
EducatedRedneck
7 years ago

@A God of Darkness

It seems to have been a thing even among some earlier radical traditionalists/reactionaries. Take Varg Vikerenes of Burzum and church burning fame for example. He used to play a lot of DOS and table top fantasy RPGs and read J.R.R. Tolkein books. Though his post-apocalypse dream seems to be “reconstructing” Nordic Jarldom.

dslucia
dslucia
7 years ago

Can we not conflate video game/RPG fans with violent reactionaries, please? That’s not any different than all of the Doom panic back in the ’90s, and it’s not any more relevant now than it was then. Yes, a lot of them happen to like video games or tabletop RPGs or fantasy/post-apocalypse fiction, but that isn’t what causes them to become hateful, violent bigots.

Vanir85
Vanir85
7 years ago

FFS! As usual, “nuke it from orbit” seems too mild of a solution when dealing with MGTOWs.

How the hell does someone end up *so fucked* that they advocate literal removal of legal rights and protection – oh, and *enslavement and rape* on a large scale… and still manage to convince themselves that *they* are the “nice guys” and that *others* are worthless, inhuman savages???

Evil isn’t just banal, it’s utterly pathetic.

Vanir85
Vanir85
7 years ago

“a lot of them happen to like video games or tabletop RPGs or fantasy/post-apocalypse fiction”

– dslucia

Agreed. I played D&D some years ago, and I still enjoy fantasy books, movies and games.

Currently banging my head against Dark Souls 2, trying to get through it without throwing my PC out the window. Something likely to make me *more* able to keep my patience (and thus makes me *less* likely to violently strangle one of these entitled manbrats, should I ever meet one irl).

Falconer
Falconer
7 years ago

Some of us are almost 40 and still play tabletop.

Lots of ppl specifically play D&D nowadays, it’s the most popular it’s ever been since the early 80s.

What does correlate to mass shooters is domestic violence.

dslucia
dslucia
7 years ago

@Falconer:

Oh, and D&D panic, for that matter. That was before my time, but I’ve certainly heard all of the tall tales about the things that D&D apparently teaches to kids or makes them do.

@Vanir85:

I need to return to Dark Souls III, as it happens. I’ve hit the same roadblock that I did with the first Dark Souls, where I’m about halfway through the game or so and now I’m at a point where I feel my spirit a little drained when I think about trying to get past the next obstacle. I put the first game on hold for like, two years before I finally returned to it and beat it, thanks in large part to feeling inspired because I was co-commentating on an LP for it.

Fabe
Fabe
7 years ago

Oh, and D&D panic, for that matter. That was before my time, but I’ve certainly heard all of the tall tales about the things that D&D apparently teaches to kids or makes them do.

one of the most famous ones was build on a lie to protect a family’s reputation so so the public at the time won’t find out their son was gay.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
7 years ago

D&D panic, you say?

https://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=0046

I’m told there’s certain D&D players that consider owning a physical copy of that tract to be an accomplishment.

And bizarrely enough, someone actually made a movie based on that tract:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Dungeons_(film)

Based on that link, that looks like something that’d be interesting to watch at least once.

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

Violent reactionaries using fantasy/sf as figurative (or maybe literal) jack-off material has been going on for quite some time now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Dream

Falconer
Falconer
7 years ago

Went to an impeachment rally in Knoxville today and saw some actual 4channers, lads.

There were like 12 of us and 4 of them. We stood under a tree, and they would occasionally amble by with a Trump/Pence flag and a Kek flag modeled on a Nazi one. It had crossing lines symbolizing the quartering of the universe into active and passive principles behind a rondel with a symmetrical Kek logo, all colored in green.

More people came up to us than to them, though. Eventually the two oldest guys agreed that Jimi was the best guitarist ever and fell to arguing over No. 2, so I wandered off and caught a Venusaur.

JS
JS
7 years ago

Re: The Iron Dream. It wasn’t pro-Nazi…. Not only was that book dripping with irony in the last 2 sections (critiquing the novel ‘written by Hitler’), according to Wikipedia it was added to the American Nazi Party reading list at one point.

Trump wrestles CNN to the ground in recent tweet. We do have a troll in the White House

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@kupo

@Hesster and Kat
Sure, death before slavery/marriage to MGTOW, but it’s not going to be my death. I’m the one who knows which plants are edible and which are poisonous.

I’ve always wanted to study herbalism.

Nop
Nop
7 years ago

The Iron Dream was written by Norman Spinrad to satirise the disturbingly common fascist themes in fantasy writing of the era. It pretends to be a novel written in an alt-history where Hitler was a somewhat successful writer, rather than a failed artist, & the story parallels the rise of Nazi Germany. And of course the whole thing is just overflowing with phalli & other homoerotic material.
The MGTOWs, MRAs & Alt-Right fucks would undoubtedly love it completely unironically.

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

The best way to read Trump tweets is via @RealPressSecBot, which reposts them as press releases on White House letterhead, nicely exposing their inanity. This does mean you don’t get to see GIFs of Trump beating people up, though.

Momma Michelle
Momma Michelle
7 years ago

When I see these sorts of attitudes toward women, I cringe at these “men” (I put that in quotation marks because they have in no way earned that title by their words and probable behaviors) and the lack of value they have for their own mothers, sisters, etc. What hell it must already be for the women in their families. To have birthed such driveling animals, when I would think they would want to have birthed gentlemen of honor, would be an everlasting grief.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

I would maybe consider giving part of my resources

It’s never specified what “resources” these Redditors will possess after civilization collapses. Ore? Brick? Mall katanas?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

For some reason an ‘age of shitlords’ thing about Carl of Benjamin popped up on my Facebook (presumably there’s some sort of algorithm based on conversations I’ve been having with other people about the vidcom thing). I couldn’t resist the temptation to comment in a critical way. Now they’re posting screenshots of my Facebook feed. I’m not sure what republicising stuff about ju-jitsu Suffragettes is supposed to achieve. Hopefully though they’ll also do the donkey stuff (which some of you know comprises about 90% of my output). I’m always up for promoting donkey awareness.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

Violent reactionaries using fantasy/sf as figurative (or maybe literal) jack-off material has been going on for quite some time now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Dream

I will see your wikipedia link and raise you Schlock Value:

https://schlock-value.com/2017/02/12/the-iron-dream/

Nequam
Nequam
7 years ago

@JS: I knew Spinrad was being satirical. Nop made it clearer, though– and yes, the American Nazi Party (among others) didn’t get it.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
7 years ago

Speaking of facist fantasy tropes, does anyone know where a good list of those are at? One of these days I’ll stop procrastinating and write some of these story ideas in my head down, and a list of which SF/fantasy tropes are actually that in disguise would be nice. If only so I know which ones need an adjustment or emphasized, depending on the needs of my story(ies).

Also, a post on the difference between research and appropriations would be good, too. So I know what to watch out for when I try for a setting that’s not a faux-Medieval Europe one.

My thanks in advance.

NickNameNick
NickNameNick
7 years ago

@Mish:

Thank you for calling him by his actual name. Generally I don’t really care either way; quite happy to refer to someone by their handle or whatever – but in this case, no. He’s Carl of Swindon for me, which perfectly reflects his pathetic character.

I always prefer referring to someone by their real name, if I know it and it’s been put out there – at least as far as prominent individuals go.

Calling him “Sargon of Akkad” feels like talking to a shield that he hides behind than him as a person. Speaking of which…

@Kupo:

Well, he mentioned this Boogie guy as a YTer he watches and was talking about how Boogie went into this panel worried that Anita would think he was going to antagonize her because his YT personality is just a character he plays and not who he is (I’m not even going to get into that, but we all know what’s wrong with that in the first place).

I fucking despise that excuse. It’s just as cowardly as taking the middle-of-the-road position.

It’s something a lot of stand-up comedians do as well, as a way to defend against criticism. They’ll claim their stage persona is a fictionalized version of themselves…which still means they’re just acting as they usually would, albeit less restrained. So, of course, if someone points out how racist or sexist a joke of theirs’ is – they or their fans can disingenuously claim that, hey, that’s just their on-stage persona! Though I’d argue that doesn’t make the joke any less racist or sexist. They aren’t even coming up with a character who is disparate from them the same way Andy Kaufman had Tony Clifton, where that kind of defense might fly.

With YouTubers, it’s even worse. It’s not only expected to view how they portray themselves in their videos as separate from their actual personality – though the two are often indistinguishable from one another – but, even when showing their face on camera quite regularly, to be given anonymity.

While not all anonymity is unwarranted, the fact is that a lot of YouTubers use anonymity to try and avoid responsibility for their actions than as protection against harassment (which is a legitimate use of anonymity).

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
7 years ago

Unrelatedly, can I just say that I really hate people?

“You are challenged by Pokemon Trainer Pepe1488!”

Ugh. But hey, on the bright side, my Arceus is now officially a Nazi puncher.

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