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MGTOWs reinvent the Handmaid’s Tale, with bonus creepy incest overtones

Happily, there’s a place for women in the coming MGTOW utopia

By David Futrelle

So over in the Men Going Their Way subreddit, the fellas are talking about what to do with “leftover” — i.e. unmarried — women after men finally step up and take the vote away from women, who are always voting for the wrong things anyway.

Apparently unable to understand that most women have jobs, the MGTOWs naturally conclude that in their version of utopia the single ladies — deprived not only of husbands and their resources but of Big Daddy government as well — won’t be able to support themselves. But the MGTOWs, kind ghouls souls all, don’t want to let them starve!

One brave MGTOW has a solution:

BCPrepper 2 points 5 hours ago* All the unmarried women are going to be a serious drain on the system. Rather than using socialism to take care of them like the globalists are hoping for, and since no man wants to be a tradcuck for some CC rider --- I think a better solution is for men to "adopt" one of these leftover women, not as a wife, but as an incubator for a wife. Essentially she'll be impregnated by someone else, and any daughters will be raised to become the man's wives. In return all the women receive shelter, security, and provisioning. Not this perverted materialist provisioning they receive today, which consists of handbags, shoes, McMansions etc. We're talking modest clothes, food. And they will have to pull their weight. This will essentially be a post-collapse society.

(Note: in the preceding quote “CC Rider” refers not to the famous song but to the infamous “cock carousel.”)

Naturally, other MGTOWs are enthusiastic about Mr. BCPrepper’s ingenious proposal.

ZCnegan 4 points 4 hours ago Oh my god. You are a fucking genius. That would actually work. But for that to work, all the pro women laws would have to be abolished, which will happen in case of colapse. Then women without daddy gov to protect them would have to sell themselves very cheap, and still men would not want them. But if I could have a woman raised to by a wife, with 100% loyalty and efficient, and without brainwashing bullshit, then i would maybe consider giving part of my resources, in case i wanted a family/kids and needed a womb. Sex is all they have to offer, and men are becoming tired of it, more and more we see sex for what it is, just sex. And whores are better for it

BCPrepper goes on to praise himself for his “humanitarian” solution to the Leftover Woman Problem.

BCPrepper 1 point 3 hours ago Yup it's the only solution as I see it. Socialism won't work, especially when men don't get good women in return for serving the state. The globalists overplayed their hand, thinking men would just accept their fate as a slave class. Now our biggest concern is Islam taking over. Really not interested in that happening. Artificial wombs might help catalyze the rebirth of western civilization, but it's not a long term solution. There's a humanitarian aspect to caring for the women that made bad choices and are no longer fit for pair bonding. The solution I outlined above gives them safety and purpose.

Such thoughtful fellows these MGTOWs are!

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AngryWarthogBreath
AngryWarthogBreath
7 years ago

SFHC: Yes, but/and as we all know, Poochie died on the way to his home planet. …That is a fantastic clip. Good old giant sprawling Bethesda games, you are infested with so many bugs. And also Frostbite Spiders, which are also bugs and made this arachnophobe a little troubled with playing that game.

A God of Darkness
A God of Darkness
7 years ago

@ EducatedRedneck

I’m a big fan of RPGs, so this trend scares me.

It’s mostly why I’m not part of that (RPG) community.

decagon
decagon
7 years ago

I know No clever nickname already commented on this but this does bear repeating.

“But if I could have a wife raised to by(sic) a wife, with 100% loyalty and efficient, and without brainwashing bullshit…”

?

JennyWren
JennyWren
7 years ago

So… the spare woman is impregnated by “someone else”. Who? Who is this man of mystery who gallantly donates his sperm so a sex slave for another man can be born? Might he not want his child to live with him instead of his partner’s owner? Might he not want Spare Woman to come and live with him?

Also, what if the baby is a boy?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Carl of Swindon and his ilk do somewhat rile me. It’s that combination of bullying, cowardice, and hypocrisy. And the overall unfairness.

They push all the boundaries knowing they’re safe and they face no consequences. Like all bullies, the moment they receive any push back they go running to teacher. And unfortunately, just like teachers, society says victims have to put up with it and not retaliate.

They get away with setting the rules so that they have all the advantages and the fight is conducted solely on their terms. But that’s like me challenging a black woman to a name calling contest. They ignore the wider context and rely on false equivalence to claim ‘both sides are the same’. I don’t think they are actually oblivious to the real hurt and harm they cause. They know exactly what they’re doing. Their sanctimony is therefore all the more galling.

The problem with these keyboard warrior types is that they never have to face real fear and threat. So long as they’re allowed to set the rules that will continue. Personally I’m a believer that the person initiating an attack doesn’t get to dictate the parameters of the response. But that’s probably all I can say within the bounds of the comments policy.

guest
guest
7 years ago

@Ethan I don’t know where you live or how old you are but there are land trusts that support young farmers by providing cheap or free land.

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

JennyWren:

So… the spare woman is impregnated by “someone else”. Who? Who is this man of mystery who gallantly donates his sperm so a sex slave for another man can be born? Might he not want his child to live with him instead of his partner’s owner? Might he not want Spare Woman to come and live with him?

Also, what if the baby is a boy?

On the first point, I’m guessing that it would be a sort of reciprocal arrangement: two of these gentlemen would make an agreement where each impregnates the other’s slave, uh, I mean wife.

On the second point, I suspect this dystopia would have a lot of infanticide.

Ellesar
Ellesar
7 years ago

woefully unprepared, wheezing losers that can’t figure out how to get out of their own metropolitan area, let alone setting up a legitimate rural base camp that can be defended and expanded

This is totally how they come across, which makes it all the more incomprehensible that they believe that they can subjugate women in this way. Maybe brute force is all they plan on using, in which case they will be outwitted in minutes.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Troubelle
Then you have it well in hand, I reckon. No good following your dreams on an empty stomach. As far as getting into game development, I have nothing for you. They might tho:
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5DuIIh7p9FOaR6f-WTTzz_A
Dunno 1)how much that helps you specifically, 2)how much you already know. But you’ve got years to figure it out, and I figure any information is good information. Especially the game school episode. Maybe look into EKU? 🙂

@Jenny

Also, what if the baby is a boy?

He read somewhere that the Y donating parent determines the baby’s sex, and assumed he had superpowers

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

But if I could have a woman raised to by a wife, with 100% loyalty and efficient, and without brainwashing bullhsit

Nthing the other people who pointed out this guy clearly doesn’t know what words mean.

Also, it reminded me of one of my favorite lines from The Mikado.

For background: Nanki-Poo has discovered that Ko-Ko is grooming Yum-Yum to be his wife, and since Nanki-Poo loves her very dearly, this obviously distressed him, so he attempted suicide. Upon hearing that Nanki-Poo is determined to die, Ko-Ko and Nanki-Poo strike a deal so that they can both get what they want. Nanki-Poo will marry Yum-Yum (and will live high on the hog for his last month on Earth on Ko-Ko’s dime for his sacrifice), and Ko-Ko will get to execute someone so he can keep his job (The Mikado was not happy to hear that the Lord High Executioner hadn’t actually executed anyone after giving him the office).

However, Ko-Ko has some reservations.

Ko-Ko: But – Dear me! – well – I agree – after all, it’s only putting off my wedding for a month. But you won’t prejudice her against me, will you? You see, I’ve educated her to be my wife; she’s been taught to regard me as a wise and good man. Now I shouldn’t like her views on that point disturbed.

Nanki-Poo: Trust me, she shall never learn the truth from me.

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then I would maybe consider giving part of my resources, in case I wanted a family/kids and needed a womb.

How very generous of you. [/sarcasm]

It’s fucking gross to me how these assholes expect people with vaginas to go through the physical pain and stress of pregnancies to provide them with kids, but they expect that they shouldn’t have to contribute anything other than sperm (no care for pregnant person or child, no money for them to survive on, no “resources” at all) and still think they should be able to lay claim to the child as though it was (their) property.

Bina | July 1, 2017 at 9:07 pm
Funny how their idea of utopia always involves breaking everything beyond repair first. The world isn’t “whole” to them until they’ve wrecked it. I find that very, VERY telling.

Same.

I’m also going to Nth everyone yet again on the “they clearly didn’t think this through” bit because holy shit they don’t realize what “breaking the world” would actually entail.

I mean, they don’t want to work to raise their fucking children, what the fuck makes them think that breaking the world and surviving in post-apocolyptia is going to be any less fucking work???

IgnoreSandra | July 2, 2017 at 5:36 am
Of course, these are also the fools who will sleep near women after they abuse us.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/a-toast.gif

inb4 dudes get upset that this hypothetical woman would murder her abuser:

Hey, doesn’t this post-apocalypse world of yours not have laws or police to enforce them? I’m pretty sure that’s what wastelanders would call “taking care of business”.

Another thing that our dear Miggytoes seem to forget: If you take away laws, you can’t just take them away for your particular group. Everybody plays by those rules.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@Hesster and Kat
Sure, death before slavery/marriage to MGTOW, but it’s not going to be my death. I’m the one who knows which plants are edible and which are poisonous.

@Axe
Congrats on the raise!

Re: Boogie
Ok, this is starting to make more sense. Some of you may recall my lead, who takes the approach of being better than everyone else by pointing out how wrong both sides are in any given dispute and who was lecturing me because I’m a feminist about Anita.

Well, he mentioned this Boogie guy as a YTer he watches and was talking about how Boogie went into this panel worried that Anita would think he was going to antagonize her because his YT personality is just a character he plays and not who he is (I’m not even going to get into that, but we all know what’s wrong with that in the first place). Apparently she was on edge the whole time because of his YT personality and he apparently went over time and didn’t give her a chance to respond to a question during the panel, so she called him out for it. Apparently whatever she said was deemed in violation of the conduct policy by GGers but not by VidCon (who apologized to Anita), and Anita and Boogie worked things out in the green room after the panel.

Mind you, this is all what I heard from my lead so it’s through a “both sides are wrong” lens and should be taken with a grain of salt.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

@Cleon

And the really, really crazy part

Please read the commenting policy.

@Troubelle

The best advice I can give you is to not get so attached to your “dream job” that you sabotage your flexibility and happiness if you wind up somewhere else. Definitely pursue your dreams! Just don’t limit yourself. Be open to your dreams changing. I will tell you this: the difference between a good job and a crappy job is not the work you do, but the people with whom you work and how well you are paid for the work you do. Your boss, your co-workers, your hours, and the fairness of your paycheck make or break a job. A job in your dream field where your boss is constantly undercutting you is not going to be enjoyable, and neither is a job where your paycheck is good but you are expected to work 80-hour weeks.

Be flexible, and be open to being happy in a job that isn’t the one you’re dreaming about right now. Pursuing your dreams is important, but it’s not the only thing that is important.

bekabot
bekabot
7 years ago

Q: “Also, what if the baby is a boy?”

A: “On the second point, I suspect this dystopia would have a lot of infanticide.”

Added: …and recycling.

Andy Cooper
Andy Cooper
7 years ago

Trying not to laugh at these idiots, and failing as usual.

How many of them would survive/thrive after the apocalypse they so desperately desire (because the end of the world means all the wimmins will want to actually come within three feet of them)?

Not many. They don’t spend their (clearly plentiful) spare time studying living off the land, hunting/fishing, meteorology, animal husbandry and suchlike. They spend it posting on Reddit about how the impending collapse of civilisation is going to make them all the centrepiece of a Boris Vallejo painting, with scantily clad slavegirls gripping onto their muscular thighs, while they gaze heroically into the middle distance.

Sorry lads, but if and when the apocalypse comes, you’re going to find that you can’t actually eat your anime avatars/memes.

Extinction beckons, MGTOW redditors…

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Axecalibur

m8, I’m already subbed to Extra Credits. We’re operating on the same frequency here–and I believe I’ve seen the gaming school episode.

And by EKU, do you mean Eastern Kentucky University? I’ve been there twice for Stephen Foster Music Camp. It’s a pretty sweet place, and it was my introduction to uni cafeterias–plus they had a jukebox there! Even had some Pendulum on it. If they have good game…stuff, then I’ll have to consider it. (That said, I’ve been sent letters from quite a few universities over these past few years due to high scores. I have a lot to choose from–and there’s a chance I need not even pay for my meal.)

@PoM

I’m able to understand that much, at least. (For instance, my CFA job can be a little tiring, but at least they don’t try to undercut me [yeah, it’s minimum wage, but there’s no mind games going on] and my coworkers are genuinely quite pleasant.) And even if I wind up getting a (decently paying, not soul-sucking) job far outside the realm of gaming, well…nothing wrong with a little side project, huh? Not much stopping me from putting together a ramshackle indie dev team by night. Probably won’t make much money, but we can certainly try.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
7 years ago

Sorry lads, but if and when the apocalypse comes, you’re going to find that you can’t actually eat your anime avatars/memes.

In the 80s, I was involved in two different survival camps, both 6 month, both over winter. We didn’t make it thru the first, (flu), but we learned a lot. Not enough, didn’t make it thru the second, either (fire, that was bad). Physical defense was not much an issue either time tho that’s extrapolated as there was no real danger. Biggest issues were health/injury, and the ubiquitous unforeseen events.

Oh, just FYI, sex wasn’t really an issue either, we were all too tired, too ill, or just too worried.

Krasnaya Koshka
Krasnaya Koshka
7 years ago

Policy of Madness

Be flexible, and be open to being happy in a job that isn’t the one you’re dreaming about right now. Pursuing your dreams is important, but it’s not the only thing that is important.

Troubelle, this is very important. I gave up a job I loved for a job that paid twice as much and I suffered. I didn’t like the people, I hated going in to the office every day. I hated it. And I flamed out in a spectacular way. By that time, I couldn’t go back to the job I loved because, eight years later, the same dynamic no longer existed. I kick myself about that every day. (Not saying it will be the same for you, but being happy in a job is really important, imo.)

My very best friends in the world are the people I met in my first (low-paid) jobs. We’ve all gone on to much better places because we’ve always supported each other.

A God of Darkness
A God of Darkness
7 years ago

@ Policy of Madness

The whole thing or a certain part?

I’m having trouble understanding which part was against policy.

I’m sorry I can’t understand things easily.

(I’m not Cleon, by the way, just a newbie wanting to learn and understand.)

Krasnaya Koshka
Krasnaya Koshka
7 years ago

My gf and I (two feeeeemales!) have a piece of land and two houses on it. We have neighbors who come to us every day for water because we have the only water spring in this area. We paid an astronomical amount of money for this spring, so it was not a serendipitous discovery. It was because we could pay to drill that far down.

I imagine if an apocalypse happened, everyone around here would want our water. But only the two of us, together, can put in the code to get the pump going.

My gf set it up this way precisely because of “bandits” (Russians love the word “bandit” which has always made me chuckle) so she has to put in her code and I have to put in mine. (We don’t know each others’.)

I just think our neighbors, who bring us many fresh vegetables in exchange for water, would probably fight for us both to keep our water exchange going.

tl;dr We have a community we all benefit from and our community would rally around each other in times of need.

It’s all moot anyway because without electricity, we’d have no fresh water, except for our creek.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
7 years ago

@Krasnaya Koshka

I’ll be sure to keep that in mind. I may not have much life experience, but I do know that while a job is not necessarily supposed to be fun, it should, at the very least, not be soul-sucking for the one working it. And different people fit in different environments better than others.

I’m fine with not being rich. I don’t need a McMansion–maybe a small house for my formative years until I can do the thing I really want to do–make one of those underground houses. Or hobbit-hole houses, as some may call them. I’ve seen at least partially-underground houses before, and they’ve always been interesting to me–and the benefits in temperature regulation are a major bonus.

As long as I have enough money to pay the bills, eat food, get decent clothes, and move around on more than just my feet (as someone who’s never been able to handle a bike…though maybe an adult trike would be nice?), I should be alright with the job. Though it would be nice if there was something to indulge with now and again, of course.

KindaSortaHarmless
KindaSortaHarmless
7 years ago

@A God of Darkness

“crazy” was the offending word. From the comments policy:

Avoid “crazy” talk. That is, using words like “crazy,” “psycho” and the like to describe the terrible ideas and actions of people you don’t like. It’s stigmatizing to those dealing with mental illness, who really don’t need the extra indignity of being compared to MRAs. Try using words like “ridiculous” or “absurd” or “terrible” instead. Call someone an “asshole” instead of a “psycho.” Try to avoid internet diagnoses of mental illness, and don’t use autism or Aspergers as an excuse for someone’s shitty behavior.

kupo
kupo
7 years ago

@A God of Darkness
Scroll down to the NOTES ON “CRAZY” section.

Edit: Ninja’d!

Krasnaya Koshka
Krasnaya Koshka
7 years ago

I don’t comment much because this all sounds just like my dad.

“Females are more acceptable holes than cows.”

“Females past 14 are useless.”

“Get a little girl and raise her up to be your wife.”

My parents were divorced in 1980 and he still writes to me about what a b***h my mom is, even though he’s been married three more times. None successful. I imagine some of these nyms might be him.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Troubelle

We’re operating on the same frequency here

Fair enough, leaving it to you, shutting up 🙂

@kupo

Congrats on the raise!

Appreciated, buddy ?

Krasnaya Koshka
Krasnaya Koshka
7 years ago

@Troubelle,

You sound like you have a very good head on your shoulders. I think you’ll do fine.

Having roommates was a necessary part of my youth and I learned a lot from it.

A hobbit-hole! That is something to aspire to. So cool in summer, so warm in winter. I sort of have the same, an underground office. Highly recommended.