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MGTOWs reinvent the Handmaid’s Tale, with bonus creepy incest overtones

Happily, there’s a place for women in the coming MGTOW utopia

By David Futrelle

So over in the Men Going Their Way subreddit, the fellas are talking about what to do with “leftover” — i.e. unmarried — women after men finally step up and take the vote away from women, who are always voting for the wrong things anyway.

Apparently unable to understand that most women have jobs, the MGTOWs naturally conclude that in their version of utopia the single ladies — deprived not only of husbands and their resources but of Big Daddy government as well — won’t be able to support themselves. But the MGTOWs, kind ghouls souls all, don’t want to let them starve!

One brave MGTOW has a solution:

BCPrepper 2 points 5 hours ago* All the unmarried women are going to be a serious drain on the system. Rather than using socialism to take care of them like the globalists are hoping for, and since no man wants to be a tradcuck for some CC rider --- I think a better solution is for men to "adopt" one of these leftover women, not as a wife, but as an incubator for a wife. Essentially she'll be impregnated by someone else, and any daughters will be raised to become the man's wives. In return all the women receive shelter, security, and provisioning. Not this perverted materialist provisioning they receive today, which consists of handbags, shoes, McMansions etc. We're talking modest clothes, food. And they will have to pull their weight. This will essentially be a post-collapse society.

(Note: in the preceding quote “CC Rider” refers not to the famous song but to the infamous “cock carousel.”)

Naturally, other MGTOWs are enthusiastic about Mr. BCPrepper’s ingenious proposal.

ZCnegan 4 points 4 hours ago Oh my god. You are a fucking genius. That would actually work. But for that to work, all the pro women laws would have to be abolished, which will happen in case of colapse. Then women without daddy gov to protect them would have to sell themselves very cheap, and still men would not want them. But if I could have a woman raised to by a wife, with 100% loyalty and efficient, and without brainwashing bullshit, then i would maybe consider giving part of my resources, in case i wanted a family/kids and needed a womb. Sex is all they have to offer, and men are becoming tired of it, more and more we see sex for what it is, just sex. And whores are better for it

BCPrepper goes on to praise himself for his “humanitarian” solution to the Leftover Woman Problem.

BCPrepper 1 point 3 hours ago Yup it's the only solution as I see it. Socialism won't work, especially when men don't get good women in return for serving the state. The globalists overplayed their hand, thinking men would just accept their fate as a slave class. Now our biggest concern is Islam taking over. Really not interested in that happening. Artificial wombs might help catalyze the rebirth of western civilization, but it's not a long term solution. There's a humanitarian aspect to caring for the women that made bad choices and are no longer fit for pair bonding. The solution I outlined above gives them safety and purpose.

Such thoughtful fellows these MGTOWs are!

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Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ kupo

Brexit 1776

We were just talking about that this morning. That lead on to a discussion about who was doing the exiting. Which in turn lead on to our usual (every time we discuss this) conversation about how really it was a fight between English people on the American side and Hannoverian mercenaries on the ‘German’ side. ?

Falconer
Falconer
7 years ago

America! We’re the oldest sibling and we had a tremendous fight with our parents when we left home! Our younger siblings managed it with zero drama.

We emancipated our slaves and had a big fight over it! Our younger siblings and even our parents accomplished it without drama.

We punched a Nazi and it’s all we ever talk about anymore. Our younger siblings and even our parents got on with it and went home.

America! Land of the drama, home of the extra!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

America, where even our earliest national stories are about whinging about the taxes needed to provide necessary services.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
7 years ago

America, where people went to war over lack of representation, and then proceeded to codify it in the Constitution.

Owen
Owen
7 years ago

I can’t find the source now, but someone smarter than me once pointed out that the so-called Founding Fathers were “the 1% in breeches”, which explains a lot, really.

JS
JS
7 years ago

Explains such things as “Law-abiding white man of age, with real estate property” was the criteria to be allowed to vote.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
7 years ago

I’ve just come across a Christian conservative website called ‘The Stream’ and I’m not sure if it’s satire. It looks like satire, but it’s getting really hard to tell these days. Look at this as an example.

https://stream.org/handmaids-tale-hate-speech/

JS
JS
7 years ago

Almost definitely not satire. mediabiasfactcheck.org labels it “Conspiracy-pseudoscience”. The American Enterprise Institute (neocon) is involved.

History Nerd
History Nerd
7 years ago

@Alan

It works that way in the United States also, at least in most states. If, for example, someone gets punched after calling someone a slur (or an insult or extreme disrespect) to that person’s face, the courts might decide that the face-puncher isn’t guilty of any crime.

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ history nerd

I wonder what gave Buzz Aldrin the most satisfaction; walking on the Moon or punching Apollo hoax advocate Bart Sibrel?

http://tribunist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/03082017-b2.jpg

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
7 years ago

@Alan:

… really it was a fight between English people on the American side and Hannoverian mercenaries on the ‘German’ side.

As a descendant of (among other things) German Palatines who fought on the United Empire Loyalist side… yeah, I can see that. Yes, I could legally use the ‘U.E.’ title.

Of course, things get mixed up a lot later. My great-grandfather with the German surname was a priest in the Church of England. My great-grandfather with the Irish surname was also a priest… but he was Presbyterian. (And his first church was actually with the United Church of Canada, because few towns had enough Presbyterians to justify a church of their own, so the Presbyterians, Methodists, and a lot of the individual Congregationalist churches got together and formed their own ‘umbrella’ church so that together they could found churches out in smaller towns.)

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Virgin Mary,

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-stream/

It doesn’t seem to be a satirical site.

ETA: Ninja’d by JS.

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
7 years ago

@js
@peevee

This stuff is beyond ridiculous, it’s hard to imagine people get paid to write this kind of hogwash. It makes The Onion look believable.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Not a Yeti or a Chupacabra | July 3, 2017 at 2:16 pm
In reference to the whole “That’s not me, that’s just the character I play on Youtube!” well…I think Kurt Vonnegut had something to say about that sort of thing:

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

Or, to paraphrase one of our regulars (I don’t recall exactly who said it, but I know they’re a reg): “You can fuck a goat ‘ironically’ or ‘for the lulz’, but at the end of the day, you’re still a goat fucker.”

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
7 years ago

There’s a song about that somewhere.

History Nerd
History Nerd
7 years ago

@Alan

Bart Sibrel didn’t leave even after Aldrin asked him to, then Aldrin punched him. A few years later Sibrel was found guilty of vandalism for damaging someone’s car because she refused to pull out of a parking space he was waiting for.

https://web.archive.org/web/20120224145824/http://www.newschannel5.com/global/story.asp?s=10799169

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
7 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

Are you guys STILL bitter about that whole tea thing?

Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ shnookums

Hey, it was practically cost price anyway!!! 🙂

Funnily enough it was actually less of a tax increase and more of a reduction in a tax rebate that lead to the price increase. There’s also a long standing rumour that Twinings may have been involved or at least paid the protesters off (none of their tea was thrown overboard).

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

Virgin Mary:

The UK doesn’t have a problem with free speech per se, but has no first amendment so we don’t see it as a constitutional right to panda to these people.

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PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Axe,

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@PeeVee

Perpetually Ignored, Invisible

As a veteran sarcastic myself, I’m… awfully tempted ?

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!!

Mostsincerelywelcome^4!^3

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
7 years ago

@Troubelle from a little while ago, about game development: I don’t know if you know this, but Unity is free! The full featured thing, you can even make games that you sell in it. I think there’s a cut off if you raise or make more than 100k$ in business revenue, but you’d have to actually look in to it.

Here’s the link to unity. There are lots of tutorials in it, as well as assets you could use as placeholders if you didn’t want to model your own.

I really enjoyed Night In The Woods, which is a video game made by people who didn’t even live in the same city. While it’s hard to work remotely like that, if there is a will, there is a way!

If you’d like to try your hand at smaller games, or if your main interest in making games is story, there are a few options to make Visual Novel style games. They don’t have to be just dating sims! The more I play bioware games, the more I realise that they are just super elaborate Visual Novels, really.

There’s Ren’Py, which has a pretty nice forum attached to it.

I wrote down more things to make visual novels, but that’s at home. Argh! Sorry! I think you could use twine. Yep, you can! And it can be simple, or get more complicated with variables and stuff if you’d like.

Here’s an interesting book on game design. It’s called ‘The Art of Game Design: Book of Lenses’.

One anecdote I really enjoyed from it was about how the author was making a Pirates of the Caribbean ride for Disney. One of the construction people came to him and said “Where do you want the air vent?” And he was like “Why do I care?” Then he paused, and was like “Have it blowing in their faces! It will reinforce the feeling of being on a ship.”

And I was like A) That’s really neat, using small things to reinforce the experience. Things people won’t even notice consciously, but will make a big impact on how they feel in the moment.

B) You have never been on a SAILING SHIP. The wind should be coming from behind. XD So be creative, but check your sources I guess haha.

Good luck doing whatever it is you want to do!

OH I have one more story here, that might help. I was working in a studio, and my department had some down time. (I’m not in gaming though, sorry.) Anyway, another department was SLAMMED, so I was volunteered to help out.

It was not a glorious department. Everybody is always on it, and they have to pull everything together while assets aren’t ready yet. No one knows what you do, so you can’t tell people and have them go “oh, that’s cool” even though you are *essential*.

But it was my job, so I did it, and did it the way I was told to do it. I took notes. I made a document that had the answers to questions I asked.

Later, when the fella who was heading up that department moved to a much cooler one, he needed help again. He asked me if I wanted to transfer over, since he knew I was a hard working and could follow instructions when doing things that were not fun.

So now I’m in a much cooler department at work! So even if you get a job that doesn’t directly tie into where you want to be, the connections might help you get there.

And if they won’t, the experience will be excellent material to make games out of.

SORRY TEEEEEL DEEEER. Hope this helps, Troubelle! You seem to have a good head on your shoulders, so I’m sure you’ll figure it all out.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

TW: Extreme violence

@bluecat

In Thailand in the 90s I met some women who had run away from their ethnic minority group because they had given birth to twins – considered a terrible disgrace and more or less trafficking with evil. The community response was for the village to watch as the parents killed the babies, using the communal rice-pounder, and then tear their house down to the ground.

Rather than that, some couples, and more women, decided they didn’t want to be in that community any more. Some of them got their twins out with them but not all.

You made me cry — but it’s better to know than to be ignorant.

I feel particularly upset about this because I have two brothers who are twins.

Yeah, sometimes you’ve just got to leave. That is, after all, why the feminist government is in exile.

If an apocalypse should occur, your knowledge of herbs and such would be invaluable. You’d probably want to start a school for the rest of us handmaids.

Such schools have been reported! Italy in the 16th and 17th centuries was supposed to be a very, um, educated place.

Whoa!

Sometimes you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do — in this case, in the name of self-defense.

TW: Extreme violence

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@Alan

Happy Treason Day!!! ?

One person’s treason is another person’s love of country.

And now our countries are BFF.