By David Futrelle
It’s been a while since we checked in on the BIGGEST JEWSPIRACY OF OUR AGE, that being WHITE GENOCIDE, the evil plot to rid the world of white people through devious tricks like running ads for sweatpants featuring interracial couples.
So I thought Id take another peek at the #WhiteGenocide hashtag on Twitter to see what else the white-haters have up their Jew-sleeves in their ongoing quest to destroy the white race. Here are a few of the things that I discovered are actually WHITE GENOCIDE.
Diaper boxes featuring babies that aren’t white
https://twitter.com/PunishedRabbit1/status/879842716758179840
A black Miss Helsinki
https://twitter.com/SavWhiteChildre/status/880445501937786881
Black people shoplifting, which is apparently legal now?
https://twitter.com/SavWhiteChildre/status/880516197921509376
People who think Donald Trump sort of acted like a creepy uncle with a female reporter from Ireland recently, calling her over to his desk apropos of nothing at a photo op to tell her she has a “nice smile.”
Majority is still white!
White smiles = potentially more white babies.
That doesn't fit the #WhiteGenocide agenda .. ? https://t.co/v50E8oECTt— Deplorable Toast (@DeplorableToast) June 29, 2017
The lack of a purely white continent
Well they gave away that city, no defence, so no crying. White have no continent anymore thats for them. #WhiteGenocide
— K 212 (@K212Utr) June 29, 2017
The lack of government issued hazmat suits to protect white Europeans from refugee cooties
https://twitter.com/realGaiseric/status/880475620135903232
The centuries-old practice of identifying children with one black parent as black
https://twitter.com/exangryliberal/status/880458117213028353
Porn
https://twitter.com/14_WORDS/status/880412032771776512
People who are insufficiently enthusiastic about Hitler
https://twitter.com/DermotMulqueen/status/880338504210886656
Stay alert, fellow white people! You can never tell what might be genociding you next!
Here’s the response to the diaper one:
https://twitter.com/ahwellyesbut/status/880108624231714816
@WWTH
My first thought also. “If #WhiteGenocide isn’t real then why is #Obama referred to as black and not mixed race?” asks the white supremacist. Um, because of you and people like you.
And it’s disappearing! WHITE GENOCIDE!
Marmite ads = White Genocide
Chocolate Labradors = White Genocide
The Black Sea = White Genocide
Arròs negre = White Genocide
Guinness = White Genocide
Sticky Toffee Pudding = White Genocide
Tom Brown’s Schooldays = White Genocide
Etc, etc, etc…
Bina:
Slutty, slutty penguins. And notice how they are both black and white? Even the penguins are white genociding!
As for the Miss Helsinki thing, I’m always mildly surprised when I’m reminded that beauty contests are still a thing. Most people don’t care about them, surely? It’s not like this is a decree from the Finnish government.
Finnish Mammotheer here. I have to admit that I didn’t even know that there is a Miss Helsinki competition (and I have lived in the city for 35 years!), but having checked things out, yes it does seem that there is such a contest and the lovely young lady pictured has won it this year. The thing is, we have had a WOC crowned Miss Finland in 1995 when miss Lola Odusoga became miss Finland (her mother is Finnish and her father Nigerian, so she’s technically biracial). I would have thought that most people got over their hangups at that point, but apparently not. 🙁
Truly, a black Miss Helsinki is a clear sign that someone out there is white-genociding the heck out of Finland. So much so that I was not only unaware that she is black, but also had no idea there is a Helsinki beauty pageant, even though I live so close I can get to Helsinki in twenty minutes by train.
It’s like Lola Odusoga was never Miss Finland. I mean, it’s either that or these people have no idea what they’re talking about, which simply can’t be the case. /s
At what point does this whole white identity crisis thing collapse in on itself? I only ask because I seem to recall that in the not-too-distant past that a lot of the ethnic groups currently marching under the “White Pride” banner were at each other’s throats for similar divisions.
I mean, just here in Toronto, almost (the exception being the Jewish Nathan Phillips) every mayor was an Orangeman until David Crombie in 1972. The divisions of Protestant vs. Catholic in just the Irish population of one Canadian city were big enough to put a stranglehold on politics within the lifetimes of many of its residents!
Any now just anybody who burns slightly under the sun is what you’re holding up with pride? Are you that disconnected from your ancestral culture? Or has “American/Canadian/British/Insert European country here culture” become too inclusive? Is that why “white” is now the baseline?
Not only is my city no longer run by the Orange Order (we’ll politely look past a certain crack mayor), but it’s a haven of multicultural festivals and events. The Polish festival on Roncesvalles, the Portuguese Parade at Landsdowne, the Greek celebrations on the Danforth, Caribana, Oktoberfest, Chinese New Year, amongst numerous aboriginal events. If anything, this is the kind of cultural celebration that should have you getting more interested in discovering and taking pride in your ancestry.
Basically, why are you marching underneath a Celtic Cross (the White Pride Worldwide emblem) when there’s plenty of Scottish/Irish associations and events taking place near where you live? Moreover, why are you marching under a Celtic Cross if you don’t happen to be Celtic? None of it makes a lick of sense.
Ninja’d by Monzach.
I was really young back when Odusoga was Miss Finland, but I remember hearing some stuff about people thinking that she’d have great chances at the Miss Universum pageant since she’s so exotic.
That was twenty years ago and people in my family circle where already going, “Um, how is ‘not white’ internationally exotic?” but apparently white=normal for some people.
I just took the dog for a walk and I saw an all white squirrel. It really made me think. Squirrels are huge perpetrators of white genocide! Usually everywhere you go it’s grey squirrels and brown squirrels. They’re all over the place. You hardly ever even see a white squirrel anymore! It’s a really travesty.
#whitesquirrelgenocide
#whitesquirrelpride
#greysquirrelshavecooties
If white supremacists think white people are fragile enough that seeing a black person threatens their existence, I don’t think they’re very superior.
@Gussie Jives: White supremacists have a way of snatching up different cultural things and reusing them for their own purposes even though it doesn’t make sense and they’re doing it wrong.
Not to mention Canada’s notorious population of BLACK squirrels. Look at that moocher!
@ Andy Cooper
They did actually sell white Marmite for a while but it didn’t really take off. Possibly because you can turn regular Marmite white by tapping the jar.
But Marmite nearly managed to bankrupt the far right BNP when they sued them for featuring a jar of Marmite in one of their party political broadcasts.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8637473.stm
The irony is the BNP said it was in retaliation for a Marmite advert that featured a spoof “Hate Party”; which the BNP said “Must have been based on us”!!!
Well, if the cap fits I guess.
Katz,
YES! That’s the one!
It made me laugh so hard when I first saw it!
My first two dogs were a samoyed* and a black lab. Does that qualify me for a #WhiteGenocide lifetime achievement badge, or just an honorable mention?
*husky-like but three times as fluffy, with white** fur
**actually more cream-colored against snow
@Subtract Hominem, the Renegade Misandroid, I only just now got the joke in your nym. I’m slow.
@Valentine
That’s right! But I bought ’em and slapped ’em on my white babies’ bottoms anyhow! I snap my fingers at the law! CAN’T STOP ME COPPER !! /joking
@WWTH,
That’s exactly what I was thinking, myself, that it’s basically Kinder, Küche, Kirche.
I should mention that their favorite public activity was oral sex . . .
My cat is a torbie. She’s pretty much all colors of cat rolled up in one. Even has a little white on her muzzle. Are white cats dying out because of her?
@Bina:
Yes.
Yes, they are.
As the punchline to a joke my grandfather told, “Hotsy totsy! Another Nazi!”
Strictly speaking, don’t all people have white smiles? Barring tooth decay and staining, I mean.
http://www.filmsite.org/fotos/austinpowersintl.jpg
“[Hitler] created 6,000,000 jobs in 2 years…” Pretty sure imprisoning people and using them as slaves doesn’t count as job creation. And attributing that quote to Churchill? Fuck ’em. It both amazes and discourages me how incurious most people seem to be about the things they see and read. Or else they’re just looking for confirmation of their prejudices. Maybe both?
Slutty GAY penguins who dare to be both black and white, dontcha know?
Wait a minute… Dave… how did you miss the best one?
Cats.
Cats are white genocide…
Hopping on quickly, I just learned that Simone Veil died today.
It’s kind of a double shock, cos I’m ashamed to admit it but for some reason I thought she was already dead. At any rate she was and remains one of my heroes.
Now for the anger-inducing shit…
The Front National is asking for her to be buried in the Pantheon, because these bastards have no shame and will splash their mud over everything and everyone. (she totally deserves it though, but they have no business even pronouncing her name)
@Bina:
Some Chinese babies wear buttless pants and do pee and poop (almost) everywhere. https://www.beijing-kids.com/blog/2009/07/17/in-defense-of-the-diaperless/
I had some Chinese neighbors for a few years (grandparents, parents, and two kids), and the baby toddled around in open pants. The first time I saw him, I was sure the pants were just unsnapped at the crotch, but on laundry day I saw a few pair of the pants hanging on the line, and they were made like that. I never saw him go potty outside or anything. Some American parents have adopted the pants and hold their little ones over the toilet. I’ve read that even tiny babies send signals that they’re about to go.