By David Futrelle
The fellas at internet garbage site Return of Kings are celebrating Pride Month, a little tardily, with a post attacking Facebook for adding a “degenerate” rainbow flag to its menu of “like” buttons, which users can access by liking the official LGBTQ@Facebook page. Or, as the author of the RoK piece, one Rufus Winnfield, puts it, the “button is only active if you show active approval for homosexuals on the site.”
Winnfield was so afraid of catching teh gey himself that he didn’t bother liking the LGBT page to check out what the button looks like, which results in him calling the flag-shaped flag icon “a little rainbow ball.” (Not to be confused with the Star Wars Cuck Ball.)
Apparently teh gey is quite contagious, as Winnfield goes on to explain how Facebook’s addition of this tiny optional button shows that the site “is recruiting you to the gay cult.” Winnfield evidently worries that the cute little button will lure unsuspecting readers of RoK into “liking” gay things on Facebook; next thing they know they’ll be dancing on a float at the Pride Parade wearing the collar of their leather daddy.
Winnfield isn’t a big fan of Pride Month in general.
“Establishing a pride month for the gays is legitimizing them as if they’re black,” he explains to RoK readers, many of whom actually hate black people.
It’s a savvy move by the gay community to adopt everything that isn’t heterosexual, monogamous sex as part of their movement under the ever-increasing umbrella of their rather clunky acronym.
This may backfire upon them if they over-extend their relevancy by endorsing the next big thing like pederasty or bestiality, but, for now, their strategy seems to suck up everyone who isn’t completely straight in the head.
Channeling the Westboro Baptist Church, Winnfield goes on to explain that the whole gay rainbow thing is an insult to gay-hating God.
Since America has been a primarily Christian country since it got started, many things, like Jewish pornography and Satanism, exist solely to bash on it. Supposedly the gay rainbow flag represents a lot of things, but the rainbow was originally God’s promise that He would not ever flood the earth again after the great flood. Seems like it’s part of the gay M.O. to pervert religious symbols.
While Winnfield assures his readers that really, he’s “got no issue with a dude liking another dude,” he asks plaintively why these dude-liking-dudes
have to spread their degeneracy to everyone, including children? … Do they hate Western culture so much that they would drop the birth rate so far below the replacement rate that Islam can just waltz right in in two generations, throw them off the nearest rooftop, and set up a caliphate?
Winnfield is really covering all the bases, hate-wise, huh?
In the interest of covering all my own bases, let’s end this post, which started with gay dogs, with a gay cat.
Enjoy the rest of Pride Month, everyone!
@Troubelle
Apparently in the media:
http://i.imgur.com/2vaLma3.png
[Image: Duke Phillips (from The Critic) telling Jay Sherman ‘Well, like most members of America’s cultural elite, I worship Pan, the Goat God.’]
@Dalillama
Not quite what I meant. Pan’s hardly one for the concept of consent. (That’s where we get the word panic, you see. Dude would honk on his pipes and people knew to scatter.)
Again with the “Jewish pornography” thing. Oy, oy, oy…what is the matter with these yucking futzes?
Also: I’m straight. My best friend is gay. I’ve got friends who are L, G, B and/or T, plus probably a number of other letters not conventionally included on the spectrum. I’ve used the rainbow like button to convey support for their issues and/or liking an article they posted. Funnily, though, I haven’t turned gay yet. Not even a teeny bit bi. Am I doing it wrong? Asking for a friend.
Hi, Seph. Welcome!
Apparently this guy hasn’t heard the whole “No, the gays aren’t 10 percent. It’s more like 2. So we extra for sure don’t have to give them special rights!!!” thing some anti-gay folks whip out. With his bit about population decline being related to gay rights Winnfield makes it sound like the gay rights movement converted a third or something of people to be being gay.
Pancake?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b719d527e0a5405a34ea118b485bfd9/tumblr_n2aqerfQ1g1tvuhayo5_250.gif
Slutty, slutty pancake, letting Mrs. Buttersworth drizzle herself all over you like that…
@ Dalillama
Facebook and hypocracy… a match made in capitalism!
I’d be terrified of gay people too if I thought they were all like Roosh.
Bina:
Maybe those friends of yours already have toaster ovens?
@Paradoxical Intention,
That made me snort.
btw, can I ask if you know where Handsome Jack has been? I haven’t seen them here in ages.
Re the rainbow button, the ROK guy is absolutely correct. This is what happened to me:
1. I saw it a few times on FB
2. I asked people how they got it
3. I went and liked the LGBTQ page
4. I have been using the rainbow button
That reminds me of that PUA featured here who was upset because his girlfriend wanted to get pancakes for weekend brunch instead of going to the gym. Then he came here and pretended to be trolling us and having sex with an HB10 simultaneously. Good times.
And now I find myself wondering what exactly is “Jewish pornography” because I don’t remember seeing that category on PornHub during my last visit.
I also can’t get over the recent push to “reclaim” the rainbow from those icky gay people. This isn’t the first mention I’ve seen of it. People claiming the gays stole the rainbow from Christians as proof of hatred towards Christianity. It was also stolen to lure children into that “lifestyle” because kids love bright colors.
Forever amusing that as a bisexual I never got the secret memo on converting heterosexuals. Actually I’m missing several memos. Never got the secret feminist plot or the secret Jewish plot work orders.
Have ROK fans ever asked themselves “are we the degenerates?”
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/They+beat+up+innocent+people+over+a+different+opinion+they+_59a64d07806203f2f970acb31b6954bf.jpg
Have ROK fans ever asked themselves “are we the degenerates?”
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/They+beat+up+innocent+people+over+a+different+opinion+they+_59a64d07806203f2f970acb31b6954bf.jpg
RE: The Man From C A M P…
That explains something I’ve wondered for a while…
Where did the term “campy gay” come from? A book series!
@Tessa:
Oh, I’m sure they do. And microwaves. And dishwashers. Nice, quiet dishwashers.
And probably a whole closet full of tote bags, too.
@Troubelle
Most gods aren’t, and the Greek ones are infamous for not caring at all about it.
@SciFiGeekForever
Mormon porn is a thing, although a pretty niche one. I guess there’s probably some out there that focuses on visible signifiers of Judaism, if someone really wants to look for it.
@JS
…not sure if serious? Th books are called that after the slang, not vice versa. The term predates the books by at least half a century, and while etymology is uncertain, it’s possibly from a (now archaic) French usage of se camper meaning to pose or act in an affected manner.
Homophobia…the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
Also Masculinity So Fragile, that this fool can be panicked by people using a Facebook icon. What a scared (and ignorant) baby.
I consider myself a connoisseur is erotica, but I can’t remember Jewish pornography….
Sorry for going off topic again, but you guys have to see this creepy new NRA propaganda video.
http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/06/29/25258270/this-new-nra-ad-is-not-at-all-unhinged-and-is-so-totally-not-an-incite-to-violence
Lmao, I always get a kick out of idiots like this.
I’m finding the gay cat gif at the end of David’s article extremely, weirdly soothing to watch. I’m wondering if I can replicate the effect at home with a lava lamp and the smallest of our three cats. If the experiment proves successful I shall basically retire and watch that all day.
@kupo
NRA, where fear and terrorist ads are a okay in the name of profit and plutocracy.
If you look at the gay cat’s nearer front leg, it looks like it’s pulsing. I’m weirdly fascinated.
@alan
I think it’s a little unfair to say that abortion laws in NI are even mainly down to DUP – as we can certainly look at those ultra-liberal abortion laws in the Republic. (Yep, those ones where they’ll let a woman die of sepsis rather than abort her non-viable fetus even after she begged them to terminate her much wanted pregnancy). While it’s certainly true the Protestant evangelicals in Ulster are against abortion it’s one of the few areas of agreement they have with many of their Catholic colleagues.