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“Facebook is recruiting you to the gay cult” with rainbow-flag “like” button, Return of Kings warns

Facebook: Turning the dogs gay?

By David Futrelle

The fellas at internet garbage site Return of Kings are celebrating Pride Month, a little tardily, with a post attacking Facebook for adding a “degenerate” rainbow flag to its menu of “like” buttons, which users can access by liking the official LGBTQ@Facebook page. Or, as the author of the RoK piece, one Rufus Winnfield, puts it, the “button is only active if you show active approval for homosexuals on the site.”

Winnfield was so afraid of catching teh gey himself that he didn’t bother liking the LGBT page to check out what the button looks like, which results in him calling the flag-shaped flag icon “a little rainbow ball.” (Not to be confused with the Star Wars Cuck Ball.)

Apparently teh gey is quite contagious, as Winnfield goes on to explain how Facebook’s addition of this tiny optional button shows that the site “is recruiting you to the gay cult.” Winnfield evidently worries that the cute little button will lure unsuspecting readers of RoK into “liking” gay things on Facebook; next thing they know they’ll be dancing on a float at the Pride Parade wearing the collar of their leather daddy.

Winnfield isn’t a big fan of Pride Month in general.

“Establishing a pride month for the gays is legitimizing them as if they’re black,” he explains to RoK readers, many of whom actually hate black people.

It’s a savvy move by the gay community to adopt everything that isn’t heterosexual, monogamous sex as part of their movement under the ever-increasing umbrella of their rather clunky acronym.

This may backfire upon them if they over-extend their relevancy by endorsing the next big thing like pederasty or bestiality, but, for now, their strategy seems to suck up everyone who isn’t completely straight in the head.

Channeling the Westboro Baptist Church, Winnfield goes on to explain that the whole gay rainbow thing is an insult to gay-hating God.

Since America has been a primarily Christian country since it got started, many things, like Jewish pornography and Satanism, exist solely to bash on it. Supposedly the gay rainbow flag represents a lot of things, but the rainbow was originally God’s promise that He would not ever flood the earth again after the great flood. Seems like it’s part of the gay M.O. to pervert religious symbols.

While Winnfield assures his readers that really, he’s “got no issue with a dude liking another dude,” he asks plaintively why these dude-liking-dudes

have to spread their degeneracy to everyone, including children? … Do they hate Western culture so much that they would drop the birth rate so far below the replacement rate that Islam can just waltz right in in two generations, throw them off the nearest rooftop, and set up a caliphate?

Winnfield is really covering all the bases, hate-wise, huh?

In the interest of covering all my own bases, let’s end this post, which started with gay dogs, with a gay cat.

Enjoy the rest of Pride Month, everyone!

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Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

Hey, it’s a Man from C.A.M.P cover!

cat
cat
3 years ago

aaaaah the Gay Cult. i’m a longstanding member. i’ll be hosting our local Gay Cult Bake Sale this week.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
3 years ago

Channeling the Westboro Baptist Church, Winnfield goes on to explain that the whole gay rainbow thing is an insult to gay-hating God.

Wanna note how interesting things have gotten. Like it was only a few years back when everyone was fighting back the WBC for their bile spewed on the lgbt community (among many others).

Now fast forward and you have RoK that is falling in line with the WBC on lgbt rights.

Except even the WBC’s Fred Phelps was against racism.

Myriad
Myriad
3 years ago

Apparently teh gey is quite contagious

I cannot say I’ve been afraid of catching it, but I can think of worse things to catch.

Happy Pride Month to all!

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Yes, God forbid people actually give gay folks legitimacy like the blacks demanded!

OH, THE HORROR!! NEXT WOMEN WILL WANT RIGHTS, OR SOMETHING!

runsinbackground
runsinbackground
3 years ago

I am so going to read all of the Man From C. A. M. P. books! I wonder if there’s an omnibus edition, like the Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories?

JoeB
JoeB
3 years ago

Just like the only reasons they’d care to interact with women are sex and family, they only care about PoCs is to try not looking like a bigot when they are bashing another minority group.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

Seems like it’s part of the gay M.O. to pervert religious symbols.

Psst…Swastika.

Katz
3 years ago

Psst…Swastika.

Or burning crosses.

JS
JS
3 years ago

Hey, it’s a Man from C.A.M.P cover!

So THAT’S where the term “Camp Gay” came from. *snicker*

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

Wait. Unnatural orange skin, bright yellow combover, running around in his tighty whities… Is the dude on the magazine cover Trump?

Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
3 years ago

Alt-reich FB pages are already being bombarded by the rainbow flag. Small in the grand scheme of things, but i still love it.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Politics here (UK) is getting weird.

As you may know we just had an election. Today was what’s called the Queen’s Speech. That’s when the government sets out its agenda for the next Parliament. In order to get the agenda through, the government must get a majority of votes.

As you may also know the Tories had to do a deal with ultra right DUP for their support. So what did the DUP ask for? A load of cash for social spending stuff like guaranteed pension increases and extra cash for the health service and welfare.

Then a labour MP put forward an amendment saying the government should pay for women in Ireland who wanted abortions to come to Britain so they could have free ones here (abortion is illegal in Ulster, mainly due to the DUP). That was intended merely to highlight how regressive the DUP are; amendments like that rarely pass. But then a load of Tory MPs said they’d support the amendment. So rather than allow the amendment to go forward (which would have been seen as a ‘defeat’) the government just made it official policy and bunged it in the Queen’s Speech anyway.

Interesting, if a bit confusing, times indeed.

BritterSweet
3 years ago

I was wondering how you were supposed to get those rainbow buttons! Only now at the end of June do I find out.

Seph
Seph
3 years ago

Hi all, I’m Seph.

As a gay trans woman who also happens to be actively Christian, I always find it jarring when people like the charming man posted in the OP act as though Christians and LGBTQ people are mutually exclusive groups. Surprisingly enough there are lots of queer Christians, as well as (gasp) cishet Christians who are not awful bigots.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

@runsin: This omnibus edition has 3 of the novels: https://www.amazon.com/Man-C-M-P-Victor-Banis/dp/1934531200

banned@4chan.org
banned@4chan.org
3 years ago

>The Man From CAMP
Added to reading list, various cleverly named sequels may end up on that list too depending on how I like the first one.

BGHilton
3 years ago

I’ve heard similar lines from lots of people but strangely it makes the most sense coming from PUAs. After all they believe (against all evidence) in the extraordinary effectiveness of cheap psychological trickery to make people abandon their true desires and sleep with someone they don’t want. The whole thing feels of terror that someone might do the same thing to them, only without the self awareness to realise it.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Establishing a pride month for the gays is legitimizing them as if they’re black,

Some gay people are black
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Since America has been a primarily Christian country

Just because the US is majority Christian, does not mean it is a Christian country. The constitution is explicitly secular and the very first treaty we ever signed, the Treaty of Tripoli goes out of its way to state that we are not a Christian country. Yes fella, our first treaty was with Muslims. Also, while Facebook is a US company, that does not mean all FB users are USian.

Seems like it’s part of the gay M.O. to pervert religious symbols.

Um, no? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag_(LGBT_movement)

got no issue with a dude liking another dude

Pride isn’t just for gay men. There’s an L a B a T and a Q in there too, you know.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

And here I am, thinking FB is being too neutral on the subject by making the pride reaction optional.

JS
JS
3 years ago

Which religious symbol was originally a blue flag with “like” in white on it?

Rainbows are also a symbol of greed, what with the pot of gold at the end. And a symbol of “Isn’t refraction and reflection grand?”

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

Where’s my Pan Cult, eh?

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@kupo

And here I am, thinking FB is being too neutral on the subject by making the pride reaction optional.

Yes, there’s been a lot of discourse in the queer community to the effect that it says a lot that the mother’s day flower was rolled out to everyone, but the pride react is opt-in (and unreliably so) . Also the whole matter of FB’s ‘real name’ policy being used to harass trans people, banning members of oppressed groups for talking about hate speech but not nazis for perpetrating it, etc. makes rather a mockery of a new emoji to react with.

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

FWIW regarding The Man from C.A.M.P., I haven’t had the chance to read any myself but I get the vibe they’re very much a case of Fair For Its Day (having been written between 1966-1968), so they might seem pretty quaint or even have a few cringeworthy moments.

Katz
3 years ago

Um, no? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag_(LGBT_movement)

I love how campy the original meanings of the stripes are. Sunshine! Magic!

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Troubelle
Apparently in the media:
http://i.imgur.com/2vaLma3.png

[Image: Duke Phillips (from The Critic) telling Jay Sherman ‘Well, like most members of America’s cultural elite, I worship Pan, the Goat God.’]

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Dalillama

Not quite what I meant. Pan’s hardly one for the concept of consent. (That’s where we get the word panic, you see. Dude would honk on his pipes and people knew to scatter.)

Bina
3 years ago

Again with the “Jewish pornography” thing. Oy, oy, oy…what is the matter with these yucking futzes?

Also: I’m straight. My best friend is gay. I’ve got friends who are L, G, B and/or T, plus probably a number of other letters not conventionally included on the spectrum. I’ve used the rainbow like button to convey support for their issues and/or liking an article they posted. Funnily, though, I haven’t turned gay yet. Not even a teeny bit bi. Am I doing it wrong? Asking for a friend.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

Hi, Seph. Welcome!

tim gueguen
3 years ago

Apparently this guy hasn’t heard the whole “No, the gays aren’t 10 percent. It’s more like 2. So we extra for sure don’t have to give them special rights!!!” thing some anti-gay folks whip out. With his bit about population decline being related to gay rights Winnfield makes it sound like the gay rights movement converted a third or something of people to be being gay.

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement | June 29, 2017 at 5:58 pm
Where’s my Pan Cult, eh?

Pancake?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b719d527e0a5405a34ea118b485bfd9/tumblr_n2aqerfQ1g1tvuhayo5_250.gif

Slutty, slutty pancake, letting Mrs. Buttersworth drizzle herself all over you like that…

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
3 years ago

@ Dalillama

Facebook and hypocracy… a match made in capitalism!

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
3 years ago

I’d be terrified of gay people too if I thought they were all like Roosh.

Tessa
Tessa
3 years ago

Bina:

Again with the “Jewish pornography” thing. Oy, oy, oy…what is the matter with these yucking futzes?

Also: I’m straight. My best friend is gay. I’ve got friends who are L, G, B and/or T, plus probably a number of other letters not conventionally included on the spectrum. I’ve used the rainbow like button to convey support for their issues and/or liking an article they posted. Funnily, though, I haven’t turned gay yet. Not even a teeny bit bi. Am I doing it wrong? Asking for a friend.

Maybe those friends of yours already have toaster ovens?

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

@Paradoxical Intention,

That made me snort.
btw, can I ask if you know where Handsome Jack has been? I haven’t seen them here in ages.

Re the rainbow button, the ROK guy is absolutely correct. This is what happened to me:
1. I saw it a few times on FB
2. I asked people how they got it
3. I went and liked the LGBTQ page
4. I have been using the rainbow button

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Slutty, slutty pancake

That reminds me of that PUA featured here who was upset because his girlfriend wanted to get pancakes for weekend brunch instead of going to the gym. Then he came here and pretended to be trolling us and having sex with an HB10 simultaneously. Good times.

SciFiGeekForever
SciFiGeekForever
3 years ago

And now I find myself wondering what exactly is “Jewish pornography” because I don’t remember seeing that category on PornHub during my last visit.

I also can’t get over the recent push to “reclaim” the rainbow from those icky gay people. This isn’t the first mention I’ve seen of it. People claiming the gays stole the rainbow from Christians as proof of hatred towards Christianity. It was also stolen to lure children into that “lifestyle” because kids love bright colors.

Forever amusing that as a bisexual I never got the secret memo on converting heterosexuals. Actually I’m missing several memos. Never got the secret feminist plot or the secret Jewish plot work orders.

JS
JS
3 years ago

RE: The Man From C A M P…
That explains something I’ve wondered for a while…
Where did the term “campy gay” come from? A book series!

Bina
3 years ago

@Tessa:

Maybe those friends of yours already have toaster ovens?

Oh, I’m sure they do. And microwaves. And dishwashers. Nice, quiet dishwashers.

And probably a whole closet full of tote bags, too.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Troubelle

Pan’s hardly one for the concept of consent.

Most gods aren’t, and the Greek ones are infamous for not caring at all about it.

@SciFiGeekForever

And now I find myself wondering what exactly is “Jewish pornography” because I don’t remember seeing that category on PornHub during my last visit.

Mormon porn is a thing, although a pretty niche one. I guess there’s probably some out there that focuses on visible signifiers of Judaism, if someone really wants to look for it.

@JS

Where did the term “campy gay” come from? A book series!

…not sure if serious? Th books are called that after the slang, not vice versa. The term predates the books by at least half a century, and while etymology is uncertain, it’s possibly from a (now archaic) French usage of se camper meaning to pose or act in an affected manner.

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh, Servant of the Purring Jew
3 years ago

Homophobia…the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.

Also Masculinity So Fragile, that this fool can be panicked by people using a Facebook icon. What a scared (and ignorant) baby.

Feral Crone
Feral Crone
3 years ago

I consider myself a connoisseur is erotica, but I can’t remember Jewish pornography….

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

Sorry for going off topic again, but you guys have to see this creepy new NRA propaganda video.

http://www.thestranger.com/slog/2017/06/29/25258270/this-new-nra-ad-is-not-at-all-unhinged-and-is-so-totally-not-an-incite-to-violence

A God of Darkness
A God of Darkness
3 years ago

Lmao, I always get a kick out of idiots like this.

DanHolme
DanHolme
3 years ago

I’m finding the gay cat gif at the end of David’s article extremely, weirdly soothing to watch. I’m wondering if I can replicate the effect at home with a lava lamp and the smallest of our three cats. If the experiment proves successful I shall basically retire and watch that all day.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@kupo
NRA, where fear and terrorist ads are a okay in the name of profit and plutocracy.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
3 years ago

If you look at the gay cat’s nearer front leg, it looks like it’s pulsing. I’m weirdly fascinated.

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
3 years ago

@alan

I think it’s a little unfair to say that abortion laws in NI are even mainly down to DUP – as we can certainly look at those ultra-liberal abortion laws in the Republic. (Yep, those ones where they’ll let a woman die of sepsis rather than abort her non-viable fetus even after she begged them to terminate her much wanted pregnancy). While it’s certainly true the Protestant evangelicals in Ulster are against abortion it’s one of the few areas of agreement they have with many of their Catholic colleagues.

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