By David Futrelle
Over on The Daily Stormer, they’re always on the lookout for dire new threats to the white race, and regular DS contributor Michael Byron thinks he’s found one: Pierce Brosnan’s wife.
You see, the 53-year old wife of the 64-year old former James Bond star is, well, fat. And Byron seems to feel this is a terrible injustice not just to Mr. Brosnan but to the white race in general, despite the fact that 1) Mr. Brosnan and his wife seem perfectly happy together and 2) it’s likely that a lot of Daily Stormer readers are themselves fat, given that most white Americans (like most Americans in general) are technically overweight.
As Byron sees it, though, Keely Shaye Smith essentially pulled off a bait-and-switch.
This woman managed to snag a handsome, famous multi-millionaire actor when she was an unknown environmental correspondent for ABC back in the mid-1990s. …
After marrying Brosnan in 2001, there was one thing – one thing – she needed to do to remain attractive and presentable to her husband and the public: not stuff her face with Twinkies every day.
Could she do it?
No; apparently that requires too much self-discipline.
Byron, who seems perplexed that Brosnan hasn’t already divorced “Shamu,” thinks he should have put something in their pre-nup to protect himself against the terrible injustice of his wife gaining weight.
Ideally, Brosnan should have included a clause in his prenuptial agreement stating that if his wife became seven pounds heavier than her ideal weight, the marriage becomes null and void and the woman has no claim to his fortune or their children.
In fact, all White men who want to get married should do this.
It’s essentially a biological version of a stop-loss, and the prospect of getting divorced due to fatness will shame all married women into remaining human-sized.
Naturally, most of the Daily Stormer’s commenters side with Byron on the Fat Wife question, filling the comments with fat jokes and calls for WHITE SHARIA to declare fat white women illegal.
More than a few blamed Brosnan for not forcing his wife to stay slim.
“He shouldn’t have ever let her get that fat,” complained someone calling himself Hierophant14.
It is far easier for a woman to get 15 pounds off than 900 pounds. She benefits from being thin, make sure her stupid ass stays thin. “I love your hot THIN body, babe.” You always use this line while they are thin to keep them this way. It’s not rocket science.
Others questioned Brosnan’s masculinity.
“Her shoulders are wider than his, guess we know who the Alpha in the relationship is,” quipped USMCvet.
But a significant portion of the Daily Stormer commentariat felt that the fat shamers weren’t giving Smith enough credit for being, you know, white. And a producer of white babies.
“She’s white, had white kids,” noted someone called myself.
Yeah she’s a fat whale now, but if he’s fine with it, i don’t really care. He could be married to a n*gger, a jew, having no children and having a porn star life with drugs and hookers, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Imo best case scenario is having a good looking white wife and children, second best is having a not so good looking wife and children. Life isn’t perfect so there’s that.
Zaros similarly gave Brosnan points for not divorcing his wife.
Good on him. A n*gger would walk out in his wife and kids. An honourable white man would never. We all go on about fatherless children and the problems this causes, at least he is doing his job as a father and husband. He obviously needs some help with the white sharia aspect of things and she needs to lay off the sausage rolls
FordHenry appealed to white pride:
LOVE brosnan
Man loves his chubby wife and is faithful.
Same deal man goes bald and she sticks by him
This is how WHITE PEOPLE ACT
Someone called Mencken (presumably not the long-dead American gadfly journalist) warned younger white supremacists that they might make a rude discovery once their own hypothetical wives get a little older.
You’ll cowards are in for a big surprise, no pun intended. Because after your [National Socialist] dream girl becomes your wife and churns out your four or five children, she’s going to find her shape redefined, and you’re going to find her pussy will be like the top of a rubber boot.
Reltihlieh was philosophical about it all.
I like the fact that they are happily married. Feminism and Jewish brainwashing have resulted in countless failed marriages and broken families. Some “couples” file for divorce within a month of two of the nuptials. …
That said, yes, women should look after their weight unless there is some medical condition or something which caused them to become so huge after a certain age.
As Reltihlieh sees it, married white dudes have a duty as well — to have sex as often as possible with their wives before they get old and (probably) fat.
And with that said, men who get married should endeavor to get the maximum sexual mileage out of their wives’ young bodies so that when she does in fact become fat (for whatever reason), he can reminisce and derive quiet satisfaction from having got the most sexual mileage out of her body when it was in its prime!
So on one side, we’ve got a group of mostly-older white supremacists who combine their virulent racism with a certain old-fashioned paternalism towards women of their own race; on the other, a younger group, who came of age on 4chan and in GamerGate rather than Stormfront, who seem to hate white women nearly as much as they hate those of other races and religions.
In whatever battle ultimately ensues between these two groups, I can only hope that everyone loses.
I think my eyeballs nearly fell out, they were rolling so hard from reading all that Stormer spew up there.
Why do they care who a guy old enough to be their grandfather is married to? I mean that’s what it boils down to. Do they complain because their grandma’s aren’t GMILF? I’ve never seen a photo where he’s looking at her with anything other than complete adoration & I think that’s what pisses them off the most.
The guy has lost a wife & daughter to ovarian cancer. They can’t just let him be happy.
Fat-shaming White women always has a specific, tacitly-socially-approved tone in this country that fascinates me as a spectator (and Black woman). It’s awful, and manipulative, and abusive, but it persists, and it seems to be at its worst the further right you go on the political spectrum.
TRUE STORY: A friend of mine attended a GOP fundraiser (as a plus one) about 10 years ago. John McCain and his wife Cindy were also in attendance, at my friend’s dinner table. As is customary at these events, a tray of REALLY good fresh sourdough mini loaves were placed in the center of the table ahead of the first course. As everyone chatted and hobnobbed, Mrs. McCain helped herself to a mini loaf. And then another. When she reached for her third, Senator McCain reached out, grabbed her wrist, and said, “That’s enough bread.” Mrs. McCain turned bright red and retracted her arm. My jaw hit the floor when I heard this! I can’t imagine being the independently wealthy head of a Fortune 500 company and putting up with that manipulative, shaming bullshit. I know that’s not what IPV is about – God KNOWS – but it still blows me away.
Unrelated – Patrick Wilson’s wife is fine as frog’s hair.
They can’t stand it that a knockout like Pierce Brosnan thinks that a woman who wears maybe a US size 18 is also a knockout. Not everyone is so shallow as to think the body is all that matters. Plenty of people actually prefer a full figure.
I’m currently heavier than my girlfriend, and both of us are quite overweight. I’ve been losing a lot of weight over the past few months in a program, though, and will probably overtake her if I can keep up the pace. Knowing these asshats, they’d want me to badger her into the same program, and leave her if she refused, because misery loves company and always keeps its manacles well-oiled. Whatever should I do?
…oh, wait, she’s not white, so I’m already a race-traitor. Problem solved!
Maybe he felt compelled to SHOUT THE REMAINDER OF HIS SENTENCE because he’s debating with a white audience chock full of counterexamples. The louder you say something, the truer it is, right?
EDIT: @ Still Fiqah
I didn’t think I could hate that man more. Clearly, I was wrong.
@StillFiqah
It’s because all of us white women belong to all white men, y’know? You can’t blame them for wanting to protect and maintain property values!
Oh, absolutely, you charmer.
Sigh.
Of course, because it’s the manosphere (nazi ed), they’ll hate white women if they’re married to white men / have white babies. *if they don’t remain HB10s after 5 kids or aren’t like SI models 24/7. They’ll obviously hate white women if they don’t want to marry / have white babies or can’t and won’t.
And of course, they couldn’t forget their (unsurprising to everyone) racism on interracial couples because it ~destroys fragile white society~
I’m so tired of nazis, you guys. Fuck.
So….We can pretty much assume that any guy who refers to a woman’s ladybits after having some kids and many years pass (time stops for no one! guess what nazi-dude, you’re aging too!) as the ‘top of a rubber boot’…has never seen nor touched actual live ladybits – but might want to I don’t know…spend a little time learning that it doesn’t work like that any more than a woman having sex with 1000’s of well-endowed ‘Chads’ turns the ladybits into the equivalent of a decades old un-elasticated sock.
On another note, why the fuck is youtube recommending alt-right bullshit videos to me? I’m sick of clicking on their whiny bullshit.
How he looks on her just proves that which these nazis can never understand. When you love it is not important if your lover is fat or thin or sick or old or became depressed- you love them. After time, you even more love them because of how long you been together with them and all memories and experience you share together. He obviously in love and thinks she so beautiful and this nazis become afriad when they observe his behaviour. If they cant understand how to love another person then they deserve to be afraid and lonely.
I notice @still fiqua mention about john macain telling his wife not to eat. I think this nazis would be 100% worse. Even just generating in my brain how it would be for women living with this men…fuck ((( i know there also could be some women who not confident who could become controlled by this men so it not simply lonely men complaining. Some of this people really can be married and doing this already…
I try never to say anything about how i think my girlfriend must dress or what she must eat. But even still she ask me often for approve – which i hate because i know it because of this situation. Society has some expectation for women and she just want to be normal and fit and she breaking her head every time trying to make sure she doing it correctly. AND if i say she look beatiful always, she doesnt believes me ? she thinks i lie because apparently there must always be something wrong with how she looks…and i think i support her. How easy can it be for some evil fuckers like this nazis to abuse and control someone? Society made it very easy for people like this to make their belief real. People like john macain and ‘normal’ people are who is truly dangerous. This system run by them, nazis just able to grow very well in what soil that already created by ‘normal’ men telling women how to live and eat…
I can confirm that gut flora have a lot to do with weight gain and all on human. Turn out that having a part of your digestive system changed can influe on your weight.
I find the hyperbole of thoses nazi very annoying. She’s not 900 pound, very far from it ; she have a weight easy to get without ever eating junk food ; and for fucking 54 year old, she’s not bad at all. I hope to be that fit at her age. I guess they need to deform reality to make it fit their twisted views.
The seven pound part is where it’s particulary ridiculous. For once because I am pretty sure you can gain that from a pregnancy before it’s detected. But also because it’s not a realistic bound for seasonal weight change.
Ugg nazis being weight nazis. I was quite fat when I married so if I’d had one of these crazy pre-nups they discuss I would now have two and a half stone (plus 7lbs) of lee-way to go crazy in. To much temptation.
My ex kept me on a diet knowing I had a history of ED, low carb, low cal, gym 5-6x a week, 3 mile walk home from the gym. He didn’t do any of that, would get pissed if I asked for a bite of his food, would eat chips on the couch while telling me to peddle my stationary bike harder. Every argument ended with him telling me I was crazy/lazy or just plain sucked. It was over a decade ago and I still have parts of the relationship I can’t process. (Was it really that bad? Maybe I *am* just a screwed up attention whore? Could I have made it all up so that I see myself as the victim?)
Trust me, if a guy ever goes on about your weight fucking RUN.
@Troubelle
*applause intensifies*
@Valentine
Sorry about your girlfriend. Hope she feels better about herself <3
@Valya,
That last post, about your girlfriend? You just broke the adorable-meter. Please be more careful in future ???
@axe & mish
Really i am not sure what i can say to her. Two years ago we fell out of love little bit and i feel very bad about that. Now things very much improve )) but because we lost connection for some time i think she thinks i must be lie – that i am only saying so we dont argue. True i lie before just to make her happy but never about how she look or dress. My opinon of that is never change.
@mish lucky it is dark on the bridge because now my face became red again ?
@cleaverforagirl
We never speak here before but i just want to say, i am very glad you escape from that guy and all your thoughts that tell you that you are bad are not true, that is from him. Imagine each time they come and you kick them from your brain, you also kicking him out of your life again.
Valentine, your gf will see it someday. Some lazy Tuesday afternoon when you’re looking at her like she’s made of moonbeams and magic she’ll catch that look in your eye and just get it.
My ex was nearly 14 years ago, so other than the occasional nightmare and the odd feeling that I’m the unreliable narrator of my own life, I’m cool. 🙂 when I see fat shaming and negging posts I just want to yell, “girl run! That monster is fixin’ to get ya!”
Fuck, he can make you doubt yourself like that ((( this is what i mean when i say before, this nazis we should worry about, but this bullshit is too much common for too many women. But your experience can help you protect other girls you see who might be in similar relationships to how yours was? ((
i hope! Usually she will say ‘what do you want?’ If i look on her for long time )) ok i am joking. Like that joke about if you buy for your wife flowers she will not happy and simply ask ‘what did you do ?’. I lucky my girlfriend buys for herself flowers, so when i buy lily she thinks this is just because i know she usually did this.
Fuck, he can make you so doubt yourself like that ((( this is what i mean when i say before, this nazis we should worry about, but this bullshit is too much common for too many women. But your experience can help you protect other girls you see who will be in relationships like yours?
i hope! Usually she will say ‘what do you want?’ If i look on her for long time )) ok i am joking. Like that joke about if you buy for your wife flowers she will not happy and simply ask ‘what did you do ?’. I lucky my girlfriend buys for herself flowers, so when i buy lily she thinks this is just because i know she usually did this.
Hah! Nazi’s – who the hell are they going to marry and have kids with? The manosphere is fighting over the thin young white women (who aren’t spoilt selfish bitches) already, so how the hell can an angry, miserable, bigoted man compete?
@David
After reading this, I’ve taken the decision to send you a splinter from my desk when it eventually collapses from all the headbuttin’ it takes.
Should I include a ribbon and if so, what’s your favorite color ?
@ ellesar
Well according to that recent Stormer article they seem to believe all feminists are secretly pining for them. I’ve yet to see any evidence of that though.
I suspect though a lot of their fantasy world view is fuelled by their media consumption. So they’ll be fantasising that somewhere out there there’s a woman with the body of Ilsa of the SS and the devotion of Eva Braun or Magda Goebells.
A ‘manic Nazi dream girl’ if you will.
It’s incredible that John McCain chastised his wife in public about eating bread. The story reminds me of the time I went out to dinner with my then-boyfriend. He took more than half of the food. I decided not to say anything. But then he accused me of taking more than half of the food. That was when I lost my temper.
All that said, I think that McCain behaved even more badly in this incident:
Report: McCain’s Profane Tirade At His Wife
Nick Juliano Raw Story
John McCain’s temper is well documented. He’s called opponents and colleagues “shitheads,” “assholes” and in at least one case “a fucking jerk.”…
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain’s intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain’s hair and said, “You’re getting a little thin up there.” McCain’s face reddened, and he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” McCain’s excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/07/report-mccains-profane-ti_n_95429.html
Senator McCain: one of those Nice Guys I’ve heard so much about?