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“When you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself,” Red Piller explains

Ha ha what a pathetic cuck!

By David Futrelle

Pickup artist types tend to look on masturbation as a stumbling block in the way of true Red Pill greatness. If you’re not sexually frustrated pretty much all the time, you see, you’ll never have the “discipline” necessary to learn and try to use all the creepy sex-getting tactics taught in places like the Red Pill subreddit.

Naturally, Red Pillers get pretty inventive in coming up with reasons why masturbation is bad. But few have been quite so inventive as a devoted Red Pill Reddit no-Fapper called, ironically, faplordxd.

In a comment on the Red Pill subreddit today, he explains that

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Ingenious!

Happily. though I’m not sure faplordxd fully recognizes it, this logic can be extended to pretty much every situation in which you’re watching or reading about or hearing about someone doing something that you’re not doing.

If you’re watching the Superbowl, you’re Superbowl-Cucking yourself because YOU’RE NOT PLAYING IN THE SUPERBOWL.

When you’re reading about whoever invented the Post-it inventing the Post-it, you’re Post-it-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE INVENTING THE POST-IT!

When you notice your cat licking its own butt you are Cat-Butt-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE LICKING YOUR CAT’S BUTT!

Ok, that last example wasn’t such a good one.

But the point is simple: unless you want to be a cuck, you should either do EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME or maybe just staple your eyes and ears and mouth shut. That’s the ALPHA way.

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LeftWingFox
LeftWingFox
3 years ago

Talk about cartoon villain stupidity… I was just writing about a sleazy character who thought like this, and he didn’t come across nearly as cartoonish as this red pillock.

Ami
Ami
3 years ago

Does this apply to eroge games? Or even games? Like, if I’m the player doing a thing, am I cucking myself by not directly using my charisma stats to charm a pile of pixels, or does it count?

Protip: Answering this question breaks your frame. 😉

Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
3 years ago

Does this apply to Solo? POV? F/F? M/M? So many questions.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
3 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Have you considered:

1) Sex workers don’t belong to you

2) Women you want to have sex with don’t belong to you

3) No woman belongs to you

Laugher at Bigots, Low-T Inbetweener Weener

When you’re watching someone else hunt the mammoth, you’re mammoth-hunt-cucking yourself, because YOU COULD BE HUNTING THE MAMMOTH! Any vestige of meaning that the word “cuck” ever had is now lost.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself

The cuck was within you all along…

you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

He’s using quotes as if he doesn’t absolutely believe this. Guaranteed this dude thinks his favorite actresses belong to him

ninjad by Viscaria

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

/ Looks at this post
/ Look at exhentai.org account favorites

Heh heh heh, oh the inappropriate questions I can spin from this…

@kupo
Cops are literally dragging people’s disabled grandmothers out of a building who just want Mitch McConnell to stop being a mass murdering monster. What’s comforting is that the amount of replies being horrified and disgusted by the cops and Mitch far FAR outnumbers the trolls.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Oogly
Also, the White House doesn’t want reporters reporting on the press conference. They also don’t want reporters reporting on the announcement that they can’t report on the press conference. http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/06/22/white_house_press_conference_no_camera_notice_is_not_reportable_white_house.html
This is one of the most recursive news stories ever.

Lea
Lea
3 years ago

RPer watches a cooking show:
“Damnit Martha! Those are my crepes! Stop crepe cucking me! *sobs*”

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@kupo
Huh? Just huh?

This post originally identified Thursday as Tuesday. It’s been a long week.

Understatement of the year.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
3 years ago

Recently I read a bit of a parody of 1984 where about ten years after the events of the book, the English language has broken down so badly that big Brother’s regime collapsed like the former USSR.

Obrien’s famous phrase, “Picture a boot stamping on a human face, forever,” in the new language became “Big Brother Will Faceboot all years.”

That’s what these guys have been reduced to. MGTOW will Faceboot all years.

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
3 years ago

@ Ami

Presumably, you should actually engage in tantric sex in order to tie your prana capacity to someone else’s and unlock your ultimate magic. Doing otherwise is just Fate-Stay-cucking yourself.

ow, my frame!

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

Cuck Fate
Unlimited Cuck Works
Cuck’s Feels

“I am the cuck of my sword
  Cuck is my body and cuck is my blood
  I have created over a thousand cucks
  Unknown to cuckdeath
  Nor known to cucklife
  Have withstood pain to create many cucks
  Yet those hands will never hold anything
  So, as I pray, Unlimited Cuck Works.”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

As long as we’re sharing off topic horribad stories, Bill Cosby is going to be holding MRA town hall meetings across the country on avoiding “false” rape accusations.

http://dlisted.com/2017/06/22/no-this-is-not-a-headline-from-the-onion/#more-259861

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

You know somebody is laughably pathetic when a fucking Toy Story quote sums them up: “You are a sad, strange little man”.

(NOT that there’s anything wrong with certain senses of sad, strange little men or Toy Story, mind you)

Lea
Lea
3 years ago

That evil p.o.s.

Cohen the Librarian
Cohen the Librarian
3 years ago

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
A chicken that walks like a duck
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Go cuck yourself
You’re so far up yourself
You think they belong to you
You really think they do
Live just for your own delight
When you’re fapping at the sight
At them carrying on the way they do
With another someone
Who sadly isn’t you

Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
Schnookums Von Fancypants, GloboThermoNuclearHomo
3 years ago

This is really just some revival of the Dada movement, isn’t it? It’s like…anti-thought.

BGHilton
3 years ago

I see that the word ‘cuck’ continues it’s evolution from ‘least insulting insult ever’ to ‘word that means both everything and nothing’.

Also, the story of the invention of the post it? Actually pretty interesting.

https://www.thoughtco.com/history-of-post-it-note-1992326

Ami
Ami
3 years ago

Presumably, you should actually engage in tantric sex in order to tie your prana capacity to someone else’s and unlock your ultimate magic. Doing otherwise is just Fate-Stay-cucking yourself.

I should really do anything Fate/Stay related sometime so I can get this. @_@;; All I know about the series is that it’s highlander but kinda like Persona and the blonde lady is the star unless it’s a car brand and then the blue haired maid bleeds him a sweater of blood and he still goes for the other lady.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

That goddamned evil fucking goblin McConnell. Goddamned Republicans. Fucking devils incarnate.

Stupid, stupid voters. There is no goddamned excuse for this shit.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS CALLOUS DISREGARD OF LIFE!!!

I am so goddamned angry right now. So very, very angry.

History Nerd
History Nerd
3 years ago

Re: The weev stuff

I saw an article in a conservative ministry journal that said the current legal situation around marriage was making it difficult for wives to “submit” to their husbands. Couples were defaulting to more egalitarian relationships and making more decisions together, even if they had very conservative views. The “submitting” was easier to stick to when a woman was legally her father’s and then her husband’s property (the “conservative” approach) or when minors had rights and a woman was considered a minor in her husband’s household (the “progressive” approach in the 19th century).

So yes, weev can’t expect his allies to practice his preferred form of patriarchy as long as we have modern marriage laws.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

This thread has me feeling split into two Mishes! One Mish is giggling like an idiot, especially at OoglyBoggles’ rendering

Cuck Fate
Unlimited Cuck Works
Cuck’s Feels

“I am the cuck of my sword
  Cuck is my body and cuck is my blood
  I have created over a thousand cucks
  Unknown to cuckdeath
  Nor known to cucklife
  Have withstood pain to create many cucks
  Yet those hands will never hold anything
  So, as I pray, Unlimited Cuck Works.”

But then all this stuff about the healthcare bill, and Cosby … JFC. Healthcare here could sure use some improvement, but it’s freakin’ light years ahead by comparison 🙁

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@PeeVee
comment image

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

…If that’s the case, then I’ve been cucking myself since I was ten.

I was always a weird kid…

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

@kupo: Stealing. That.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Redpillers, your instructions are more baroque than any ten Bach fugues.

More hollow than the theology of any cult.

More idiotic than the Three Stooges.

Katz
3 years ago

Pugs really do always look like they got caught watching porn.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

@Katz: Sometimes they look as though they watched really bad porn like “Two Girls One Cup” with that “Do not want!” look.

Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

I think I fem – cucked myself today by doing “domestic chores” which included storing things away – probably WRONG!

Because many of my storage containers are recycled things such as plastic cole slaw containers from the store.

I heard someone (a Mexican) refer to this once as “Mexican Tupperware”.

Obviously others do this too. And the point is about domesticated females not using the Proper and Approved! Tupperware!

Ergo, I have somehow cucked myself.

And also turned myself into a Mexican.

Oops!

And here I was just trying to make use of nice containers, perfectly usable things.

It’s my bad. I guess I can see why a woman would be burnt at the stake for such things.

Bina
3 years ago

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Why, oh WHY, is it always the biggest effin’ wankers in the Universe who come out with this inane shit? I bet this sploodge-stain even typed that one-handedly.

Probably had his blast of “insight” about the same time as he came, too.

Nathan Hevenstone
3 years ago

Coming out of lurk-mode! Just wanted to say… this whole thing is really funny because I have an extension in Chrome that replaces the word “scary ghost” with “scary ghost”, the word “spooking” with “spooking”, etc…

So… basically… here’s a snippet of what the OP looks like for me…

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just spooking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

I love this thing so much.

Anyways… back to lurking, now!

Mindi
Mindi
3 years ago

Well the real reason is that if one is fapping to porn, it gets in the way of mentally fapping to red pill revenge porn all day. They don’t want the competition. Must keep sheep focused on woman hating. Any distractions are a threat to the mission.

JS
JS
3 years ago

Warning: er… talking about masturbation, so

They can even turn masturbation into a method of reinforcing their own belief system. Then again…

Ohh, ohh, rub rub rub, oooh, I think I’m about to cuck!

@Nathan, I know not which words you were talking about, the extension changed them all before you hit “Submit comment”.
And the link says the extension name is “scary-ghost-to-scary-ghost”… Though the author was smart enough to hot link that one to the correct extension.

Bina
3 years ago

Now I wonder: Who gets cucked when you watch Cyndi Lauper visually punning about being a woman who “bops”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

(…asking for a friend…)

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Violet Beauregard
Steal away!

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
3 years ago

@ Mish

I know, right?! I want to respond to Oogly, but my brain’s convulsing with rage, right now.

@ Oogly

Apologies, I couldn’t respond to yours with a full other version of UBW (“Unaware of cucks, nor aware of cuckspouters”). I’m just happy it was understood.

@ Ami

I do definitely recommend it. Though I have absolutely no idea what is being referred to from “car brand” onward.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Kupo,

LOVE IT!

Re: pugs,

I had an adorable chunky pug named Marilyn who was just the most patient, good natured, best pug ever. She passed a year ago about this time. I miss her puggy little face so, so much. Sre always looked at me like, “what are you doing???

Ah, Marilyn. 😗

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
3 years ago

I just can’t even about those SOBs in Congress right now. All I might do is degenerate into impotent, sobbing, frothing rage.

So glad Harris is one of my Senators. So infuriated that I can’t do a damn thing about that SOB McConnell fucking us all over without lube, because his damned consitutuency has bought his lines wholesale, and won’t realize until too late what he’s sold them.

I’mma look at Foster Dad John’s new kitties now. >_<

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Glad to give you a laugh.
@Ray of Rays
I completely understand, this day’s news wins the “being the most unnecessarily malicious and evil person you can possibly be” award thus far. It’s a little hard for me to ignore the fact that these SOBs want to kill my grandmother and aunt so badly. Or how they believe themselves good because the JESUS IN THEIR HEAD SAYS KILL EVERYONE. Just the thought my grandmother’s pills, aunt’s diabetes kit and my prescription medication being taken away by greedy and bloodthirsty products of this country’s broken system makes me want to break alot of things.

They even kept all this behind closed doors and turned away reporters because they KNEW that people would hate this this and them in turn.

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
3 years ago

@Ray: I’ve never played Fate/Stay Night and I STILL burst out laughing at that.

Jimbtho
Jimbtho
3 years ago

When I was 15 or 16, I desperately wanted to ‘get off’ with a girl (‘get off with’ meant a lot of things in mid 90s England, basically kissing plus). My main concern, though, wasn’t actually doing that (which was kind of terrifying), but the validation I would get from other guys as ‘someone who has got off with a girl’. You see that mentality time and time again with Redpillers – the point of sex is not enjoyment, it’s the fact you had it. Or, in the case of the ‘cuck’ obsession, it’s not so much that you’re not getting any, it’s that other guys (even porn actors) are. RAGE!!!

…And these responses are deeply sad, but they’re human, and I imagine most guys think like this at some time. But what’s wrong with the Manosphere is that it takes these deeply unhappiness-generating ways of looking at the world, and tries to sell it as somehow beneficial or even as a ‘philosophy’.

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

I dont like watching porn, but sometimes i write some pornography story before 😁 so maybe i super-cuck?

Temascos
Temascos
3 years ago

Why are the hell are they so obsessed with how I conduct my business in my spare time? Red Pillers are weird, I thought they were all about “Stay outta mah business!” and it turns out they want to rule over what I do!

Also in Fate Stay Night, the deep voiced priest is the coolest dude 🙂

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

Re: The healthcare thing and the Bill Cosby getting to walk–I am aware and extremely angry about both but I’m coping by using humor

BaronJenks
BaronJenks
3 years ago

If you masturbate to cuckold porn, you become a double cuck, which is so cuck you go off the top of cuck and loop right round to being an Alpha. It’s basic cuck science, people.

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