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“When you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself,” Red Piller explains

Ha ha what a pathetic cuck!

By David Futrelle

Pickup artist types tend to look on masturbation as a stumbling block in the way of true Red Pill greatness. If you’re not sexually frustrated pretty much all the time, you see, you’ll never have the “discipline” necessary to learn and try to use all the creepy sex-getting tactics taught in places like the Red Pill subreddit.

Naturally, Red Pillers get pretty inventive in coming up with reasons why masturbation is bad. But few have been quite so inventive as a devoted Red Pill Reddit no-Fapper called, ironically, faplordxd.

In a comment on the Red Pill subreddit today, he explains that

when you Fap to porn you’re essentially just cucking yourself because you’re jerking off to another guy fucking “your girl” so it makes you beta

Ingenious!

Happily. though I’m not sure faplordxd fully recognizes it, this logic can be extended to pretty much every situation in which you’re watching or reading about or hearing about someone doing something that you’re not doing.

If you’re watching the Superbowl, you’re Superbowl-Cucking yourself because YOU’RE NOT PLAYING IN THE SUPERBOWL.

When you’re reading about whoever invented the Post-it inventing the Post-it, you’re Post-it-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE INVENTING THE POST-IT!

When you notice your cat licking its own butt you are Cat-Butt-Cucking yourself because YOU COULD BE LICKING YOUR CAT’S BUTT!

Ok, that last example wasn’t such a good one.

But the point is simple: unless you want to be a cuck, you should either do EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME or maybe just staple your eyes and ears and mouth shut. That’s the ALPHA way.

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History Nerd
History Nerd
3 years ago

@Alan

The question isn’t really “Can MRA’s change?”, it’s “Will they change?” The way our culture makes excuses for them now, the answer is “no.” They’re essentially sociopathic narcissists (not in a clinical diagnosis sense) because they won’t change for reasons other than self-interest, and they get plenty of benefits from being bigots and evading accountability.

I assume that’s why MRA’s are irredeemable at this point.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@PeeVee
@Grand High Adjutant Mish

What Mish said!

Mish, what your son did to the figure is totally awesome and I can tell he’s gonna go places in the art world already with improvisation of that caliber.

@Sinkable John

The mannequin doesn’t look amused either. I understand, I’d be pissed too if I had no muscles to move with, but then shmuck with no brain to think with just came and forced me into that salute.

Stay strong, wooden pal.

You’re right, the mannequin does look annoyed, and seems to be saying, “I thought my life was going to be better than this. I thought I was going to be purchased by an artist for some nice sketches, and that I’d make something of my life.”

We are all that mannequin right now, I feel.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Iseult The Idle
This is real life HandMaid’s tale.

Bina
3 years ago

@Iseult:

I don’t care if misogynists feel misunderstood. Fuck ’em with their own dicks.

While I agree heartily with the sentiment, I don’t think these guys should be rewarded with any kind of sex…even the own-goal kind.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@PeeVee

Something you might find interesting, now that you’ve been initiated into the mysteries of figure drawing mannequins:

comment image

Japan recently made mannequins with the proportions of anime-style characters.

They are called Body-kun and Body-chan

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ fran

You’ve got me thinking about The Arthur thing! Wasn’t aware of the Japanese interpretation. Like it though. Once and future king. So no reason he couldn’t regenerate as a young girl any more than Dr Who couldn’t. 🙂

Funnily enough was reminiscing with Varalys about old 2000AD stories. One called Slaine. He’s a hyper macho warrior type. Ends up bring reincarnated throughout history to fight the goddess’s battles. And always ends up hooked up with the great love of his life who’s similarly reincarnated. The goddess has a sense of humour though and eventually decides to reincarnate Mebd as a bloke (“Hey, it’s reincarnation. You’re lucky she’s not a frog”)

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Fran and Nequam,

Huh! This is so cool! (I always learn something from my fellow Mammotheers!)

Fran, after you took that picture, did you re-pose it? Defiant Girl pose comes to my mind.

Katz
3 years ago

Fran, after you took that picture, did you re-pose it?

I’d’ve been tempted if it was one of those mannequins with articulated hands…

Nequam
Nequam
3 years ago

The only mannequin I’d seen with articulated hands (as opposed to an articulated wooden standalone hand model) was a life-sized one at a nearby art store. It’s pretty impressive.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Ooooh, one hand jauntily on the hip, the other with an elegant finger extended. (Not the pinky, either)

History Nerd
History Nerd
3 years ago

It’s pretty much hopeless “rehabilitating” adult misogynist men who are over 25 or so on a wide societal scale. Maybe helping teenagers choose to stop going down that path and radically changing how boys are
socialized will help, but having sympathy for adult bigots will make it harder for their victims.

When you see those people who “convert” racists, they usually change the minds of one or two people out of hundreds.

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
3 years ago

@ Alan

Not to spoil too much, but in Fate/Stay Night’s case, it’s that Arthur was a girl to start with, but she and the closest people around her kept that secret, passing her off as the “boy king” (the sword in the stone stopped her physical aging).

Granted, the original reason the author made (or was convinced to make) Arturia a girl was…problematic. But frankly, since the result was Saber, I can’t be mad.

@ kupo

They gave her a pretty amazing outfit in Fate/Zero, too. Not as fancy as the armored gown, but she rocks the black suit look.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

@Ray of Rays

Oh my, Saber in that black suit …
😍😍💜💖

Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
3 years ago

@runsinbackgound I’m a bit late to this but I wanted to share my thoughts. While I understand your position on MRAs, Redpillers and Puas I don’t think you’re going to get anything from analysing their psychology and their behaviour. As History Nerd said they are adults and radicalized to the core, nothing will change their mind. Most of them spent years swallowing redpills and acting upon them, backed and supported by other dudes that filled them with rage and reinforced their bias over and over again.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ ray of rays

Not to spoil too much

As is so often the case with pop culture references here, I popped over to TV Tropes to try to get some background. Heh, now I’m even more confused. 🙂

If you need me I’ll be outside yelling at some clouds.

Ray of Rays
Ray of Rays
3 years ago

@ Alan

My sympathies. In the Nasuverse (the world of Fate/Stay Night, Tsukihime, Kara no Kyoukai, and other Type-Moon works), being brain-meltingly confusing is a feature, not a bug. It’s part of my love for the universe. ^_^

Just to leave you with more (in case more clouds appear), Fate/Stay Night has a spear with the magic power of reversing cause-and-effect (you’re stabbed in the heart, therefore it stabs you in the heart), and Tsukihime has a character who is immortal because the universe itself firmly believes she’s actually someone else who’s still alive.

@ Mish

Right?

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/877/641/426/426641877_116.jpg

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

If being racist/sexist/homophobic in public was as socially stigmatized as smoking indoors, it might discourage racist, sexist, and homophobic people from exhibiting those behaviors.

I am old enough to remember when smoking in a restaurant or bar was normative behavior. In many parts of the United States, that is no longer true.

It’s remarkable to think that the multifarious health hazards of inhaling tobacco smoke (voluntarily or otherwise) had less effect on public conduct than the social disfavor engendered by the deliberate social engineering of anti-smoking propaganda.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@PeeVee

Fran, after you took that picture, did you re-pose it? Defiant Girl pose comes to my mind.

Yes! I moved it into a Sailor Senshi pose!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upEOW3xAwCw

When I go back to that Walmart I will check to see what happened.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ ray of rays

I love that suit. Although I’m probably missing the point of anime if my first thought on seeing it is “nice tailoring” 🙂

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@Sir Alan

Well, anime studios go out of their way to design the clothes their characters wear so that the people who watch it will want to also wear the same clothes, so, actually, you’re doing it right.

Sounds like you’ve got a career in cosplaying – the science of dressing up like anime characters – set out for you, I’d say.

Mind you, I’m not saying you have to do it personally; if you don’t feel like doing it yourself, you could always start a cosplay studio and use your professional insight to outfit a stable of models to do it for you.

Cosplaying is a lucrative, highly profitable industry these days. If I’m not dreadfully mistaken, some cosplayers are paid six-figure salaries just to dress up as anime and videogame characters.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

@Fran,

Excellent! (Giggles)

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@PeeVee

You’ve set me to a mission, now. I’m going to make it my personal duty to ensure that the mannequins at whatever Walmart I visit aren’t doing fashy bullshit.

I’ll use the other poses you suggested and anything else you might have to suggest.

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

@Almighty Fran, @PeeVee,

Ooooh, oooh, I got a pose for the mannequin!

http://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/5173/8d57ecac29f74389bd3567d313467364.jpg

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@Grand High Adjutant Mish-nyan

By your will, it shall be done. This is an excellent suggestion.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ mish

I love that photo; it’s so iconic. I’ve always felt a bit sorry for Peter Norman though. It looks like he’s not joining in; but he was completely on board with the protest. They’d all actually discussed it beforehand. It was agreed he shouldn’t salute, but he is wearing the badge of a human rights organisation he supported as an outspoken critic of Australia’s White Australia Policy.

Incidentally it was his idea that John Carlos should wear one of Tommy Smith’s black gloves. Hence the left handed salute.

Nerd mode: off

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

@Alan, you can keep your nerd mode on permanently as far as I’m concerned 🙂
Yes, I feel bad for Norman, insofar as people often misinterpret the photo – but he was acting out of respect by not saluting. His body language shows his support. I just love how the three of them handled the whole thing.

And we finally got rid of the White Australia Policy, only in the 1970s, but still. In fact, it’s increasingly common these days to hear people claiming it never existed – it’s a fabrication of Teh Left to make Australia look racist (like we needed any fucking help with that).

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Oogly

It just feels awkward, I never see anyone try to guess if a random person on the street is french, german, turkish and/or irish or something.

I generally don’t bother on the street because i have no way of knowing if I’m right, but I actually do make a game of exactly that when watching movies/TV. I’m pretty good at it.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ fran

Sounds like you’ve got a career in cosplaying

Are there any anime characters that just wear jeans and t-shirts? If so, I’m sorted. (Although I do also have a thing for classic tailoring. I practically used to live in Ede & Ravenscroft)

Some of my friends cosplay professionally, although that’s more a fashion thing, especially the latex versions. The lass who did the rather cool game of thrones stuff I posted a while back tried to recruit me for something (Basically she just needed someone a bit tall to be a living prop). She took a few test pics though and decided ‘clearly feeling a bit daft’ wasn’t quite the look she was after. 🙂

occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

So, if i am looking at myself in a mirror, do i cuck myself seeing me cucking myself with myself ? And if i had a second mirror for some mise en abyme, do i have successfully create the enless loop of cuck ?

Somewhere, in a small mushroom village, full of little blue persons (obviously blue pillers, the skin can not lie) with mainly white hat and pants (sometimes red – the Great Cuck -, sometimes a dress – the Cuckette, and her principle -), this conversation cuc… sorry, happened.
“Hey, Glasses Cuck, do you cuck the name of our village ?”
“Of course, Happy Cuck, it is Cuck, does you not cuck it ?”
“Yes, and what are we ?”
“Well, we are the Cuck. But i do not cuck your point ?”
“Well, that is simple. Cuck cuck Cuck cuck cuck cuck Cuck cuck. Do you cuck it ?”
“What the cuck is that ?”
“A language exercice for some, a motto for others.”

Now, tell me again who exactly lives in the “reality” ?

Have a nice day.

epitome of incomprehensilibility

@occasional reader – the Smurfs reference seems very apt, I like it 😛