By David Futrelle
Ladies! If you’ve ever wondered how to tell if a guy you spot on a dating site is actually a creepy MGTOW or some other breed of raging misogynist, here’s one foolproof technique! Check to see if he posts a profile like this:
If you read the above profile closely, you will see several subtle clues that the guy writing it doesn’t really like women very much. For example, EVERY SINGLE THING THE GUY WROTE except for the bits about sushi and mini golf, though he probably thinks that women are inherently inferior at mini golf because they can’t visualize in three dimensions or something.
The weird thing is that the sort of guys who would post something like this are not only not joking; they actually think something like this would work.
When one fellow posted an uncensored version of this pic to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit recently, the regulars mostly agreed that he was totally right about women:
“He’s not wrong,” wrote someone called DonaldTrumpsWaifu. “He gave them reality check,” added JFK7878.
Tylermagnus, meanwhile, tried to explain just why the Tinder poster was so totally right.Â
[H]e couldn’t have been more honest.
Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having, walking vagina’s …
When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.
At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.
I’m not exactly sure Mr. Magnus understands how “those walls” work, or much of anything really. But that didn’t stop the MGTOW subreddit regulars from giving him 75 upvotes.
Indeed, more than a few of the regulars suggested that telling women “the truth” like this would give the ladies what the most repulsive dudes on earth like to call “gina tingles.”
“thats some next level shit right there,” wrote someone called nofapjar. “wish i thought of doing that, back when i did use tinder.”
“Publically they would shame him for being a misogynist but many of them are getting wet reading this…” Muginns assured his fellow MGTOWs, getting even more upvotes than tylermagus for this, er, insight.
“I bet he gets tons of offers,”added RedFoxOnFire.
Women no doubt flock to him in hopes of being the “special” one. If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes.
A few commenters who had actually tried a “strategy” like that of our Tinder hero here threw cold water on these delusions.
“I used something similar on POF, basically saying that I was a man, not a servant and I voted for Trump,” wrote NegitiveMA. “I got only hate messages. But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses.”
futmut had a similarly sad tale of failure:
I did the same on my Tinder profile…
I wrote in my bio…”Searching for those girls that keep riding cockcarousels for years but they write on their bio NO ADVENTURES”
Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…deleted my bio and got already matches on the first 50 right swipes…
Women doesnt like to listen to the hard truth…they are deceiving POS and logic is something abstract to them…
Nonetheless, several commenters reported that their Tinder hero’s profile — which has apparently been circulating on 4chan and elsewhere for some time — has become a “copypasta.” Â That is, dudes are actually pasting the text into their own dating site profiles — some just to annoy all the women who read it, others because some tiny part of their hatey brain thinks it just might work.
Sometimes I think that men were a mistake.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
@OoglyBoogles: Thanks 🙂
Troubelle,
This made me giggle madly! Thank you.
@Sinkable John, PeeVee
Thanks much! Speaking of which, anyone have any good pie recipes–and on an unrelated note, advice on modifying a dress with more fabric? I wanna be Brittany from Pikmin 3 for Halloween, and I wanna be ready before uni starts up again.
She looks like this:
http://pm1.narvii.com/6163/6db316d8295f7a9b887ed013d873f2ebf9d928fe_hq.jpg
This one was even more hilarious than yesterday’s. That last line made me snort coffee. Then I saw:
@Sinkable John
And snorted more coffee. I hope your face is ok, tho 😀
@Lea
Wow. Well said.
Shorter Tinder misogynists: “Well fuck you, you stuck-up b**ches! You don’t deserve me anyway!” (The last half isn’t exactly wrong–we DON’T deserve those shit-weasels. We deserve better.)
In reality Tylermagnus is no different than the other (MGTOW) boys. But in his mind. He’s still that special boy.
How do I apply for that whole “smorgasbord of cock” special? It sounds like a great deal.
Misogynists can never make up their minds can they?! In one breath they say women are entitled snobs with exorbitant standards and in another breath, they say women are sl*ts who will sleep with anyone because they have no self-respect. On the other hand though, there is a common variable across those two basic narratives: feminism is blamed.
@Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
I have some pretty good recipes for apple pie, brownie pie, and silk pie if you would like any of those, let me know.
@dali
I mean, I thought that at least some kinds of logic were considered a branch of mathematics. Would math be considered a law of nature?
@Helix_luco
Logic is a branch of philosophy, though there are some maths that involve logic, like boolean algebra. Though philosophy studies nature, so I guess there’s that link.
“Also I like sushi and mini golf” –duly noted.
Also duly noted: massive insecurity being all HE has to offer. No wonder he’s bitter about nobody matching with him and everybody swiping away faster than you can say Bye Felipe!
Also, ugh:
He vastly overestimates the number of partners the average teenage girl has. Also, he seems to think cocks are made of sandpaper, and vaginal walls are stucco. Which is quite the, er, INTERESTING new variant on the old slut-shaming “chewed gum” myth.
@Hippielady
Please! I’ll take all your pie recipes!
@Lea
I’m not sure anything makes these human bags of flaming dog turds happy. I guess getting to abuse women might pass for it in their minds. Which tells me right there how sad their lives are.
@Troubelle
I’m so excited you are going as Brittney from Pikmin! It’s one of my favorite games.
Have you tried contacting local theaters or cosplay groups for tips for the dress mod? We have a community theatre and I imagine ppl like that would help.
Please do take pics if it works out (& if you feel ok sharing!)
@Helix_luco
Simple arithmetic using real numbers is a law of nature. Anything more complex than a square root is rank and vile heresy. So is acknowledging that there are valid non-Aristotelian logic systems, incidentally.
@Megalibrarygirl
…I have no idea if there are any around here, unless anyone knows of any good ones in the Greater Cincinnati area.
I might share pics, but I’ll likely censor my face.
That said, re: me being Brittany.
I wonder if anyone will actually recognize me…and if A Certain Subset Of People will get on my case for being female, fat, and momentarily pink-haired (I plan to use a wig; I’m a brunette and attempting to dye my hair pink to be Kumatora back in grade 7 didn’t work…plus I got horribly sick Halloween day) whether they know I’m being a character or not.
In case of Badness, well…Britt can punch mushrooms well enough.
Once accidentally went on an OKC date with one of these guys who had a minimal bio. He started negging, and I negged back with 10x the aggression (essentially just straight up belittlement). The date ended with me pulling a knife on him in the parking lot and calling in his license plate. I hope the next girl he tries that shit on has a conceal-carry.
@GenJones Negging sucks. Maybe he learned a lesson?
@GenJones
Jesus, I hope almost getting stabbed at least made him hesitate to pull that shit again. But since he probably learned nothing, instead I hope the next woman tases him to a metaphorical crisp.
The most depressing part about that story for me is that I’ve sent out at least 50 messages, not one response, but that human shit stain managed to get an actual date (something I’ve never been on).
Should I give up yet? I feel like now’s about a good time to give up…
I was wondering why anyone who hates women this much would be on a dating site in the first place, but as Lea says, it’s obviously just to spout some abuse…
Urgh. We need dating sites where that sort of profile gets you reported and booted off as an obvious time waster who has no interest in actually dating.
@Mish
My face is probably doing better than your nose after all that coffee 😀
My desk is a different story though, there’s been a lotta stoopid lately.
@GenJones
On one hand, I’m sorry you had to experience something that shitty.
On the other hand…
I won’t lie, this made my day.
“Dear women, I hate you. Wanna bang?”
– A surprisingly large number of Tinder profiles, apparently