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How to tell if a guy on Tinder is secretly a raging misogynist … in one easy step!

You shouldn’t have

By David Futrelle

Ladies! If you’ve ever wondered how to tell if a guy you spot on a dating site is actually a creepy MGTOW or some other breed of raging misogynist, here’s one foolproof technique! Check to see if he posts a profile like this:

Form a line, ladies!

If you read the above profile closely, you will see several subtle clues that the guy writing it doesn’t really like women very much. For example, EVERY SINGLE THING THE GUY WROTE except for the bits about sushi and mini golf, though he probably thinks that women are inherently inferior at mini golf because they can’t visualize in three dimensions or something.

The weird thing is that the sort of guys who would post something like this are not only not joking; they actually think something like this would work.

When one fellow posted an uncensored version of this pic to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit recently, the regulars mostly agreed that he was totally right about women:

“He’s not wrong,” wrote someone called DonaldTrumpsWaifu. “He gave them reality check,” added JFK7878.

Tylermagnus, meanwhile, tried to explain just why the Tinder poster was so totally right. 

[H]e couldn’t have been more honest.

Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having, walking vagina’s …

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

I’m not exactly sure Mr. Magnus understands how “those walls” work, or much of anything really. But that didn’t stop the MGTOW subreddit regulars from giving him 75 upvotes.

Indeed, more than a few of the regulars suggested that telling women “the truth” like this would give the ladies what the most repulsive dudes on earth like to call “gina tingles.”

“thats some next level shit right there,” wrote someone called nofapjar. “wish i thought of doing that, back when i did use tinder.”

“Publically they would shame him for being a misogynist but many of them are getting wet reading this…” Muginns assured his fellow MGTOWs, getting even more upvotes than tylermagus for this, er, insight.

“I bet he gets tons of offers,”added RedFoxOnFire.

Women no doubt flock to him in hopes of being the “special” one. If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes.

A few commenters who had actually tried a “strategy” like that of our Tinder hero here threw cold water on these delusions.

“I used something similar on POF, basically saying that I was a man, not a servant and I voted for Trump,” wrote NegitiveMA. “I got only hate messages. But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses.”

futmut had a similarly sad tale of failure:

I did the same on my Tinder profile…

I wrote in my bio…”Searching for those girls that keep riding cockcarousels for years but they write on their bio NO ADVENTURES”

Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…deleted my bio and got already matches on the first 50 right swipes…

Women doesnt like to listen to the hard truth…they are deceiving POS and logic is something abstract to them…

Nonetheless, several commenters reported that their Tinder hero’s profile — which has apparently been circulating on 4chan and elsewhere for some time — has become a “copypasta.”  That is, dudes are actually pasting the text into their own dating site profiles — some just to annoy all the women who read it, others because some tiny part of their hatey brain thinks it just might work.

Sometimes I think that men were a mistake.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Cohen the Librarian
Cohen the Librarian
3 years ago

“How DARE women be choosy about who they choose to date!”

DrHoveiny
DrHoveiny
3 years ago

I know of a guy with an OKC profile like this. I bet he thinks he’ll find himself his own lil Lauren Southern, Jaclyn Glenn, or Sh0eonhead. He also had something in it about “if our degenerate Marxist society disgusts you, I want to wife your ass up and impregnate the shit out of you.” I hope to hell he never suceeds because man that kid and woman would surely be abused. From what I can gather, it is not working.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
3 years ago

There’s a lovely irony to men posting about how women need validation from social media on a public forum with an upvote/downvote feature. I guess posting on the internet is only attention whoring when women do it.

Steampunked
Steampunked
3 years ago

Well…okay…then. Not only do I not want to meet you, I’d prefer it if I didn’t live in your city.

Ami
Ami
3 years ago

I know as a non-binary transfeminine woman that I already don’t fit their definition of a woman, but there are times I’m thankful for that. Like now. Reading this made me super thankful.

Also, how does one get disgusted by women who have had sex at all and love mini golf? Do you know how many hands have handled those clubs, let alone the golf balls that have been on the ground where people walk, and then handled by hands that have touched the clubs???

Honey, no.

Dan Hoan
3 years ago

Any man that explicitly states he wants a traditional wife or a relationship gets a hard pass when I am online dating.

This….is a hard pass. But it makes it easier to pass on. I have a hard enough time asking someone how they feel about Trump.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

Women are all whores, don’t you agree?
Look at this degenerate society
Where mayunly men can just never be free
Of wimminz oppressing our poor pee-pee

They all take some perverted pride
On the cock carousel that they ride
I take a look and don’t need no guide
To know that I should run and hide

Disease-infested, worm-ridden filth
That says no to my holy salami
Fuck rhyming
Throw meter out the window
Fuck everything
Fuck you
Die in a fire

also I like pie

swipe right plz

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

less than a mile away

I surely hope he’s at least a mile away from any and all women. For public safety…

many of them are getting wet reading this…

If you mean crying tears of boredom or unintentional hilarity, sure

If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes

If they sleep with him… Nah…

Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…

The injustice!

Sometimes I think that men were a mistake

At this point, all I can say is
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A Rose for Emily
A Rose for Emily
3 years ago

I can relate at least to this extent: I suck at chess. Really suck. Except ironically, I know a bad move when I see one. How do I know that? Because without fail I make the worst move, imagining that just maybe it’s actually a truly brilliant move — it only looks like a stupid move because I’m so bad at chess. Also, a move so stupid might just catch my opponent off guard and rattle them into handing me the game.

These miggie-toes suck at people. Really suck. Especially women people. And observation suggests that they tackle relationships like I tackle chess. “Maybe hosing women down with red kool-aid is actually a brilliant move! And maybe telling them to fuck themselves afterward is actually the magic that seals the deal! Maybe nobody knows because I’m the first person with the balls to try something so crazy!”

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I love how these guys think all women have diseased vaginas. But they still try to have PIV sex with us anyway. The way they talk, they seem to think only women have STIs so maybe they think men are immune? But then why are they so grossed out by all the vagina disease if it won’t harm their peens?

QuantumInc
QuantumInc
3 years ago

Of course these guys take the “sex is bad for women” and “women crave attention” memes to heart. They don’t question it at all. The first was born of the values and conditions of European society hundreds of years ago, and the second is just rationalizing a straight man’s instinctual urge to look at women. The origin of these ideas seem so obvious to myself and probably anyone reading this, but they will never take the time to think critically about it, not when it might shift responsibility to themselves and other men.

JulieQ
JulieQ
3 years ago

MexicanHotChocolate So true!!! The hypocrisy in those forums is palpable.

Bakunin
Bakunin
3 years ago

No real thoughts on the post, but that dude should really be using a glove or something to fire creme brulee. Or are second degree burns totally alpha?

Katz
3 years ago

I want to wife your ass up and impregnate the shit out of you.

I’m…not sure he knows how babies are made.

Laugher at Bigots, Low-T Inbetweener Weener

Or are second degree burns totally alpha?

Duh! Safety precautions are for beta cucks and low-T inbetweener weeners!

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
3 years ago

Er… isn’t logic, by definition, abstract? Or does my frail ladybrain cause me to miss all that concrete logic piled up everywhere?

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

So he’s a MGTOW-PUA crossbreed who tried negging or some shit ? I mean yeah, it would definitely work even better if turned to 11, makes sense.

And thus are the gathered clouds of my insomnia soon parted by the thunderous blow dealt by my face to my desk.

@Troubelle

Oi good one right there.

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

I feel like this would be a win-win situation for them. If a woman actually responds to this positively (I doubt it), then they were right all along and women are stupid fucking bitches who get off on abuse!

If they get hate messages or flat-out ignored (highly likely), then clearly those women are stupid fucking bitches who are entitled sluts who won’t put out for their pleasure.

You really can’t win with these assholes. They always get a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin
3 years ago

I have seen this and honestly I thought that they were trying to do “culturally relevant dark humour thing” but failed ever so ever so much so swipe away from me…. Now you say its intentional and serious?! …. People! Does anyone happen to have any sort of chemical repellent for these people…. Please!

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
3 years ago

It’s funny how they talk this way all the time and can’t get a woman to save their lives, yet they delude themselves into thinking this guy saying the same shit on tinder must be drowning in tail. Because who doesn’t get turned on by being told their genitals are riddled with diseases?
My profile just says what kinda person I am and my interests, and out of at least a thousand right swipes, I’ve gotten a whole one match! It turned out to be some kinda bot, but still, I guarantee it’s more than this guy will ever get.

Lea
Lea
3 years ago

It is ever so creepy that they can’t ever seperate their fantasies about women from what women are actually like, actually do and actually experience.

“Most women are like…”
Dude, you have no idea what most women are like because most women avoid you like the plague. You only know what you sit and imagine women are like when you’re angry no one will touch your weenie.

It’s almost nice that they make spotting wastes of spaces like them so easy. But really, they’re finding a way to be abusive to women without women ever even coming near them. They have a desperate desire to abuse women and since none come close enough to do it in person, they’re shitting all over dating sites so that any woman who so much as sees their profiles will be insulted and subjected to misogyny. It’s their way of pre-emptively punishing women for not picking them. They know they aren’t going to get any dates. The only reason they want dates is to have the opportunity to abuse anyway. So, this makes them happy. This is their way of getting off on (they hope) degrading women.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Iseult

Er… isn’t logic, by definition, abstract? Or does my frail ladybrain cause me to miss all that concrete logic piled up everywhere?

Many flavours of reactionary consider [Aristotelian] logic to be a law of nature, akin to a law og physics.

Gijoel
Gijoel
3 years ago

All I can see is that he appears to be virtue signalling to misogynistic gay men. Which is thankfully a very small subset of gay men.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

@GiJoel: YES! Thank you! I keep telling my grandfather that gay guy =/= misogynistic. That you can like and respect an individual or group of individuals without being sexually attracted to them.

@Everyone else: For the love of Dark Mother Anita Sarkeesian! No words for this level of bald vitriol…I wish I knew how to post GIFs on here because this is screaming for a GIF of Disgust from Inside Out

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer

Simply post anything with a .gif at the end.

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(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

@OoglyBoogles: Thanks 🙂

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Troubelle,

also I like pie

swipe right plz

This made me giggle madly! Thank you.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Sinkable John, PeeVee

Thanks much! Speaking of which, anyone have any good pie recipes–and on an unrelated note, advice on modifying a dress with more fabric? I wanna be Brittany from Pikmin 3 for Halloween, and I wanna be ready before uni starts up again.

She looks like this:

http://pm1.narvii.com/6163/6db316d8295f7a9b887ed013d873f2ebf9d928fe_hq.jpg

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

This one was even more hilarious than yesterday’s. That last line made me snort coffee. Then I saw:
@Sinkable John

And thus are the gathered clouds of my insomnia soon parted by the thunderous blow dealt by my face to my desk.

And snorted more coffee. I hope your face is ok, tho 😀

@Lea

It’s their way of pre-emptively punishing women for not picking them.

Wow. Well said.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

Shorter Tinder misogynists: “Well fuck you, you stuck-up b**ches! You don’t deserve me anyway!” (The last half isn’t exactly wrong–we DON’T deserve those shit-weasels. We deserve better.)

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

In reality Tylermagnus is no different than the other (MGTOW) boys. But in his mind. He’s still that special boy.

Zemyla
Zemyla
3 years ago

How do I apply for that whole “smorgasbord of cock” special? It sounds like a great deal.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

Misogynists can never make up their minds can they?! In one breath they say women are entitled snobs with exorbitant standards and in another breath, they say women are sl*ts who will sleep with anyone because they have no self-respect. On the other hand though, there is a common variable across those two basic narratives: feminism is blamed.

Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
Hippielady (of the all powerful hair)
3 years ago

@Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement

I have some pretty good recipes for apple pie, brownie pie, and silk pie if you would like any of those, let me know.

Helix_luco
Helix_luco
3 years ago

@dali
I mean, I thought that at least some kinds of logic were considered a branch of mathematics. Would math be considered a law of nature?

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Helix_luco
Logic is a branch of philosophy, though there are some maths that involve logic, like boolean algebra. Though philosophy studies nature, so I guess there’s that link.

Bina
3 years ago

“Also I like sushi and mini golf” –duly noted.

Also duly noted: massive insecurity being all HE has to offer. No wonder he’s bitter about nobody matching with him and everybody swiping away faster than you can say Bye Felipe!

Also, ugh:

First few dozen boys have already used up those walls.

He vastly overestimates the number of partners the average teenage girl has. Also, he seems to think cocks are made of sandpaper, and vaginal walls are stucco. Which is quite the, er, INTERESTING new variant on the old slut-shaming “chewed gum” myth.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Hippielady

Please! I’ll take all your pie recipes!

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
3 years ago

@Lea

I’m not sure anything makes these human bags of flaming dog turds happy. I guess getting to abuse women might pass for it in their minds. Which tells me right there how sad their lives are.

Megalibrarygirl
Megalibrarygirl
3 years ago

@Troubelle

I’m so excited you are going as Brittney from Pikmin! It’s one of my favorite games.

Have you tried contacting local theaters or cosplay groups for tips for the dress mod? We have a community theatre and I imagine ppl like that would help.

Please do take pics if it works out (& if you feel ok sharing!)

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Helix_luco

I mean, I thought that at least some kinds of logic were considered a branch of mathematics. Would math be considered a law of nature?

Simple arithmetic using real numbers is a law of nature. Anything more complex than a square root is rank and vile heresy. So is acknowledging that there are valid non-Aristotelian logic systems, incidentally.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Megalibrarygirl

…I have no idea if there are any around here, unless anyone knows of any good ones in the Greater Cincinnati area.

I might share pics, but I’ll likely censor my face.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

That said, re: me being Brittany.

I wonder if anyone will actually recognize me…and if A Certain Subset Of People will get on my case for being female, fat, and momentarily pink-haired (I plan to use a wig; I’m a brunette and attempting to dye my hair pink to be Kumatora back in grade 7 didn’t work…plus I got horribly sick Halloween day) whether they know I’m being a character or not.

In case of Badness, well…Britt can punch mushrooms well enough.

Bryce
Bryce
3 years ago

GenJones
GenJones
3 years ago

Once accidentally went on an OKC date with one of these guys who had a minimal bio. He started negging, and I negged back with 10x the aggression (essentially just straight up belittlement). The date ended with me pulling a knife on him in the parking lot and calling in his license plate. I hope the next girl he tries that shit on has a conceal-carry.

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

@GenJones Negging sucks. Maybe he learned a lesson?

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
3 years ago

@GenJones
Jesus, I hope almost getting stabbed at least made him hesitate to pull that shit again. But since he probably learned nothing, instead I hope the next woman tases him to a metaphorical crisp.
The most depressing part about that story for me is that I’ve sent out at least 50 messages, not one response, but that human shit stain managed to get an actual date (something I’ve never been on).
Should I give up yet? I feel like now’s about a good time to give up…

Bacon
Bacon
3 years ago

I was wondering why anyone who hates women this much would be on a dating site in the first place, but as Lea says, it’s obviously just to spout some abuse…

Urgh. We need dating sites where that sort of profile gets you reported and booted off as an obvious time waster who has no interest in actually dating.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

@Mish

My face is probably doing better than your nose after all that coffee 😀

My desk is a different story though, there’s been a lotta stoopid lately.

@GenJones

On one hand, I’m sorry you had to experience something that shitty.

On the other hand…

The date ended with me pulling a knife on him in the parking lot and calling in his license plate.

I won’t lie, this made my day.

kiki
kiki
3 years ago

“Dear women, I hate you. Wanna bang?”

– A surprisingly large number of Tinder profiles, apparently