By David Futrelle
Ladies! If you’ve ever wondered how to tell if a guy you spot on a dating site is actually a creepy MGTOW or some other breed of raging misogynist, here’s one foolproof technique! Check to see if he posts a profile like this:
If you read the above profile closely, you will see several subtle clues that the guy writing it doesn’t really like women very much. For example, EVERY SINGLE THING THE GUY WROTE except for the bits about sushi and mini golf, though he probably thinks that women are inherently inferior at mini golf because they can’t visualize in three dimensions or something.
The weird thing is that the sort of guys who would post something like this are not only not joking; they actually think something like this would work.
When one fellow posted an uncensored version of this pic to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit recently, the regulars mostly agreed that he was totally right about women:
“He’s not wrong,” wrote someone called DonaldTrumpsWaifu. “He gave them reality check,” added JFK7878.
Tylermagnus, meanwhile, tried to explain just why the Tinder poster was so totally right.
[H]e couldn’t have been more honest.
Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having, walking vagina’s …
When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.
At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.
I’m not exactly sure Mr. Magnus understands how “those walls” work, or much of anything really. But that didn’t stop the MGTOW subreddit regulars from giving him 75 upvotes.
Indeed, more than a few of the regulars suggested that telling women “the truth” like this would give the ladies what the most repulsive dudes on earth like to call “gina tingles.”
“thats some next level shit right there,” wrote someone called nofapjar. “wish i thought of doing that, back when i did use tinder.”
“Publically they would shame him for being a misogynist but many of them are getting wet reading this…” Muginns assured his fellow MGTOWs, getting even more upvotes than tylermagus for this, er, insight.
“I bet he gets tons of offers,”added RedFoxOnFire.
Women no doubt flock to him in hopes of being the “special” one. If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes.
A few commenters who had actually tried a “strategy” like that of our Tinder hero here threw cold water on these delusions.
“I used something similar on POF, basically saying that I was a man, not a servant and I voted for Trump,” wrote NegitiveMA. “I got only hate messages. But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses.”
futmut had a similarly sad tale of failure:
I did the same on my Tinder profile…
I wrote in my bio…”Searching for those girls that keep riding cockcarousels for years but they write on their bio NO ADVENTURES”
Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…deleted my bio and got already matches on the first 50 right swipes…
Women doesnt like to listen to the hard truth…they are deceiving POS and logic is something abstract to them…
Nonetheless, several commenters reported that their Tinder hero’s profile — which has apparently been circulating on 4chan and elsewhere for some time — has become a “copypasta.” That is, dudes are actually pasting the text into their own dating site profiles — some just to annoy all the women who read it, others because some tiny part of their hatey brain thinks it just might work.
Sometimes I think that men were a mistake.
H/T — r/TheBluePill
“How DARE women be choosy about who they choose to date!”
I know of a guy with an OKC profile like this. I bet he thinks he’ll find himself his own lil Lauren Southern, Jaclyn Glenn, or Sh0eonhead. He also had something in it about “if our degenerate Marxist society disgusts you, I want to wife your ass up and impregnate the shit out of you.” I hope to hell he never suceeds because man that kid and woman would surely be abused. From what I can gather, it is not working.
There’s a lovely irony to men posting about how women need validation from social media on a public forum with an upvote/downvote feature. I guess posting on the internet is only attention whoring when women do it.
Well…okay…then. Not only do I not want to meet you, I’d prefer it if I didn’t live in your city.
I know as a non-binary transfeminine woman that I already don’t fit their definition of a woman, but there are times I’m thankful for that. Like now. Reading this made me super thankful.
Also, how does one get disgusted by women who have had sex at all and love mini golf? Do you know how many hands have handled those clubs, let alone the golf balls that have been on the ground where people walk, and then handled by hands that have touched the clubs???
Honey, no.
Any man that explicitly states he wants a traditional wife or a relationship gets a hard pass when I am online dating.
This….is a hard pass. But it makes it easier to pass on. I have a hard enough time asking someone how they feel about Trump.
Women are all whores, don’t you agree?
Look at this degenerate society
Where mayunly men can just never be free
Of wimminz oppressing our poor pee-pee
They all take some perverted pride
On the cock carousel that they ride
I take a look and don’t need no guide
To know that I should run and hide
Disease-infested, worm-ridden filth
That says no to my holy salami
Fuck rhyming
Throw meter out the window
Fuck everything
Fuck you
Die in a fire
also I like pie
swipe right plz
I surely hope he’s at least a mile away from any and all women. For public safety…
If you mean crying tears of boredom or unintentional hilarity, sure
If they sleep with him… Nah…
The injustice!
At this point, all I can say is
I can relate at least to this extent: I suck at chess. Really suck. Except ironically, I know a bad move when I see one. How do I know that? Because without fail I make the worst move, imagining that just maybe it’s actually a truly brilliant move — it only looks like a stupid move because I’m so bad at chess. Also, a move so stupid might just catch my opponent off guard and rattle them into handing me the game.
These miggie-toes suck at people. Really suck. Especially women people. And observation suggests that they tackle relationships like I tackle chess. “Maybe hosing women down with red kool-aid is actually a brilliant move! And maybe telling them to fuck themselves afterward is actually the magic that seals the deal! Maybe nobody knows because I’m the first person with the balls to try something so crazy!”
I love how these guys think all women have diseased vaginas. But they still try to have PIV sex with us anyway. The way they talk, they seem to think only women have STIs so maybe they think men are immune? But then why are they so grossed out by all the vagina disease if it won’t harm their peens?
Of course these guys take the “sex is bad for women” and “women crave attention” memes to heart. They don’t question it at all. The first was born of the values and conditions of European society hundreds of years ago, and the second is just rationalizing a straight man’s instinctual urge to look at women. The origin of these ideas seem so obvious to myself and probably anyone reading this, but they will never take the time to think critically about it, not when it might shift responsibility to themselves and other men.
MexicanHotChocolate So true!!! The hypocrisy in those forums is palpable.
No real thoughts on the post, but that dude should really be using a glove or something to fire creme brulee. Or are second degree burns totally alpha?
I’m…not sure he knows how babies are made.
Duh! Safety precautions are for beta cucks and low-T inbetweener weeners!
Er… isn’t logic, by definition, abstract? Or does my frail ladybrain cause me to miss all that concrete logic piled up everywhere?
So he’s a MGTOW-PUA crossbreed who tried negging or some shit ? I mean yeah, it would definitely work even better if turned to 11, makes sense.
And thus are the gathered clouds of my insomnia soon parted by the thunderous blow dealt by my face to my desk.
@Troubelle
Oi good one right there.
I feel like this would be a win-win situation for them. If a woman actually responds to this positively (I doubt it), then they were right all along and women are stupid fucking bitches who get off on abuse!
If they get hate messages or flat-out ignored (highly likely), then clearly those women are stupid fucking bitches who are entitled sluts who won’t put out for their pleasure.
You really can’t win with these assholes. They always get a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.
I have seen this and honestly I thought that they were trying to do “culturally relevant dark humour thing” but failed ever so ever so much so swipe away from me…. Now you say its intentional and serious?! …. People! Does anyone happen to have any sort of chemical repellent for these people…. Please!
It’s funny how they talk this way all the time and can’t get a woman to save their lives, yet they delude themselves into thinking this guy saying the same shit on tinder must be drowning in tail. Because who doesn’t get turned on by being told their genitals are riddled with diseases?
My profile just says what kinda person I am and my interests, and out of at least a thousand right swipes, I’ve gotten a whole one match! It turned out to be some kinda bot, but still, I guarantee it’s more than this guy will ever get.
It is ever so creepy that they can’t ever seperate their fantasies about women from what women are actually like, actually do and actually experience.
“Most women are like…”
Dude, you have no idea what most women are like because most women avoid you like the plague. You only know what you sit and imagine women are like when you’re angry no one will touch your weenie.
It’s almost nice that they make spotting wastes of spaces like them so easy. But really, they’re finding a way to be abusive to women without women ever even coming near them. They have a desperate desire to abuse women and since none come close enough to do it in person, they’re shitting all over dating sites so that any woman who so much as sees their profiles will be insulted and subjected to misogyny. It’s their way of pre-emptively punishing women for not picking them. They know they aren’t going to get any dates. The only reason they want dates is to have the opportunity to abuse anyway. So, this makes them happy. This is their way of getting off on (they hope) degrading women.
@Iseult
Many flavours of reactionary consider [Aristotelian] logic to be a law of nature, akin to a law og physics.
All I can see is that he appears to be virtue signalling to misogynistic gay men. Which is thankfully a very small subset of gay men.
@GiJoel: YES! Thank you! I keep telling my grandfather that gay guy =/= misogynistic. That you can like and respect an individual or group of individuals without being sexually attracted to them.
@Everyone else: For the love of Dark Mother Anita Sarkeesian! No words for this level of bald vitriol…I wish I knew how to post GIFs on here because this is screaming for a GIF of Disgust from Inside Out
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