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How to tell if a guy on Tinder is secretly a raging misogynist … in one easy step!

You shouldn’t have

By David Futrelle

Ladies! If you’ve ever wondered how to tell if a guy you spot on a dating site is actually a creepy MGTOW or some other breed of raging misogynist, here’s one foolproof technique! Check to see if he posts a profile like this:

Form a line, ladies!

If you read the above profile closely, you will see several subtle clues that the guy writing it doesn’t really like women very much. For example, EVERY SINGLE THING THE GUY WROTE except for the bits about sushi and mini golf, though he probably thinks that women are inherently inferior at mini golf because they can’t visualize in three dimensions or something.

The weird thing is that the sort of guys who would post something like this are not only not joking; they actually think something like this would work.

When one fellow posted an uncensored version of this pic to the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit recently, the regulars mostly agreed that he was totally right about women:

“He’s not wrong,” wrote someone called DonaldTrumpsWaifu. “He gave them reality check,” added JFK7878.

Tylermagnus, meanwhile, tried to explain just why the Tinder poster was so totally right. 

[H]e couldn’t have been more honest.

Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having, walking vagina’s …

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

I’m not exactly sure Mr. Magnus understands how “those walls” work, or much of anything really. But that didn’t stop the MGTOW subreddit regulars from giving him 75 upvotes.

Indeed, more than a few of the regulars suggested that telling women “the truth” like this would give the ladies what the most repulsive dudes on earth like to call “gina tingles.”

“thats some next level shit right there,” wrote someone called nofapjar. “wish i thought of doing that, back when i did use tinder.”

“Publically they would shame him for being a misogynist but many of them are getting wet reading this…” Muginns assured his fellow MGTOWs, getting even more upvotes than tylermagus for this, er, insight.

“I bet he gets tons of offers,”added RedFoxOnFire.

Women no doubt flock to him in hopes of being the “special” one. If he sleeps with them, then they aren’t diseased ridden aging snowflakes.

A few commenters who had actually tried a “strategy” like that of our Tinder hero here threw cold water on these delusions.

“I used something similar on POF, basically saying that I was a man, not a servant and I voted for Trump,” wrote NegitiveMA. “I got only hate messages. But I live in a college town full of blue haired fatasses.”

futmut had a similarly sad tale of failure:

I did the same on my Tinder profile…

I wrote in my bio…”Searching for those girls that keep riding cockcarousels for years but they write on their bio NO ADVENTURES”

Guess what? Not a single match out of 500 right swipes…deleted my bio and got already matches on the first 50 right swipes…

Women doesnt like to listen to the hard truth…they are deceiving POS and logic is something abstract to them…

Nonetheless, several commenters reported that their Tinder hero’s profile — which has apparently been circulating on 4chan and elsewhere for some time — has become a “copypasta.”  That is, dudes are actually pasting the text into their own dating site profiles — some just to annoy all the women who read it, others because some tiny part of their hatey brain thinks it just might work.

Sometimes I think that men were a mistake.

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Helix_luco
Helix_luco
3 years ago

@dr.thang:
if the most depressing part of that story to you is your own lack of dates then I think you should probably take a break from trying to date. You’re priorities seem to have gotten skewed.

Nanny Ogg's Bosom (Formerly LostInLindsey)
Nanny Ogg's Bosom (Formerly LostInLindsey)
3 years ago

@Troubelle

As ever, that verse is a masterpiece.

—-
I’m on OKCupid, it was an experiment. I’ve had some pretty… dodgy messages, but managed to avoid the worst stuff. Went on one date last year. His boundary pushing messages should have warned me. It didn’t go well and I was bored in less than half and hour.

Dodom
Dodom
3 years ago

I tried disabling my adblocker for whtm and on the second page click the site redirected me over there:

http://goazz.awesome.hahi.gdn/?sov=471159270&hid=flxjtnplfhjnhrtj&&redid=38265&gsid=68&campaign_id=20&p_id=11895&id=XNSX.eu-r38265-t68&impid=b2396510-581c-11e7-b683-4e4e3e1c4387

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. It made my antivirus go crazy, whatever’s there is not clean. I’m posting it in hope it helps David figure out which ad is doing that redirection nonsense this time.

For now, adblocker is back on, sorry.

Bina
3 years ago

@kiki:

“Dear women, I hate you. Wanna bang?”

– A surprisingly large number of Tinder profiles, apparently

This almost makes me wanna create a profile on there, one with NO MISOGYNISTS PLEASE as the only “about me” info. I wonder how many right-swipes I’d get.

…oh wait, I don’t have a smartphone. Good thing, too. Why do smartphones and dumb guys so often go together?

Bina
3 years ago

Also:

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

Dude. Have you tried. Writing complete sentences. With no period. After just three words? You sound. Like someone. From the William Shatner. School of Acting!

I mean, it’s amazing how many women (including sad ol’ 20-years-past-the-wall me) will reject you just for your poor writing skills alone. Because behind. All that abortive. Sentence structure. Is an abortive. MIND.

Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
3 years ago

Hey, Sinkable John! I was noticing just yesterday that you had been gone for a while (unless I was just missing all of your posts.) Good to see you again, anyway.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

The OP reminds me of something a college friend told me once. The only thing she envied about gay men was that they could get laid without dealing with straight men.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
3 years ago

@Robert Walker-Smith

Completely OT, but what is your avatar? I can’t figure it out!

GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
GrumpyOld SocialJusticeMangina
3 years ago

I always expect idiotic comments from the manosphere at WHTM — after all, David is the Master of Mining for Idiot Ore in the Manosphere. But this one struck me almost speechless:

Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having

Dumb? Speak for yourself. Entitled? LMFAO. Total lack of self-awareness is what one expects from these dudes. But “no social skills having” was the one that would have destroyed my keyboard if I had been drinking anything at the time. Average girls not having social skills compared to average boys? How recently did you arrive on this planet? Was it more than five minutes ago?

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

OK – let’s clear up this particular pile of shit:

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

I can’t speak for all women, but sexual attention from men started for me at 9 years old, and was an ASSAULT AND FUCKING SCARY.

By 13 it was commonplace, and I had learned that there were many men/ places/ situations that were best avoided. The sexual attention from boys at school was usually humiliating, and literally NEVER made me feel good about myself.

By the time I was having sex with boys at 16 I had low self esteem around boys in my peer group and allowed myself to be treated like shit.

Fortunately it was all before the social media age, or I would imagine it would have been much worse.

So no, no strutting around diva shit. Being treated like a piece of meat really isn’t a way to feel good about oneself.

I actually look back on that period as pretty horrible and soul crushing.

Buffalo Headroom (it doesn't have to make sense)

If you hate women so much WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ONTO A SITE TO PICK UP WOMEN!?!?!

Goddammit the stupid on here.

bekabot
bekabot
3 years ago

“Also, I like sushi and mini-golf”

…Welp, son, it’s a relief that you like something.

Plus, I think it’s a positive thing for a man like you to cultivate a few hobbies…means you’ve found a way to pass the days. I like that in a loner.

…So, you take care now. {waves ‘bye, and drifts off into the distance}

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
3 years ago

Seconding Troubelle’s question. It looks edible and that makes me even more curious.

@Hambeast

Hi there !

Yeah I went silent for a while because of computer troubles – ’tis mostly all fixed now though.

Jenora Feuer
Jenora Feuer
3 years ago

@Robert Walker-Smith, Troubelle, Sinkable John:
Honestly, it looks almost like somebody’s barbecuing a rice cake.

Alex Stallwitz
Alex Stallwitz
3 years ago

I avoid anyone who uses “cuck” and “SJW” unironically myself. Also if they use the term Delporable or MAGA to desribe themselves too.

Dr. Thang
Dr. Thang
3 years ago

@Helix_luco
I expect men to be assholes at this point, it doesn’t phase me much anymore. But feeling like I must be a much worse asshole because they can get dates and I can’t, well take my word for it, that’ll feel pretty depressing.

@GrumpyOld
You could not have hit the nail more on the head there! Entitlement is pretty much the name of the game with these cretins, and since all idiots seem to lack any sense of irony it’s no surprise to hear them say shit like “Women are so entitled…because they aren’t giving me all the sex I deserve by proxy of being born a male!!!” But now they think women have no social skills? That’s like accusing republicans of being too compassionate.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Jenora Feuer, Robert Walker-Smith, Troubelle, Sinkable John
After zooming in, looks like a pie on a cooling rack.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

Kupo for the win!

I may switch it out for a load of bread at some point. Although my husband is a professional baker, I do the household baking. In point of fact, my son just had a homemade sourdough roll with homemade nectarine jam for breakfast.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Robert Walker-Smith
Nice! I’m trying a gluten free sourdough experiment right now. I think my yeast is too weak, though; it’s been proofing for a couple of hours and still isn’t finished rising. I’ll try adding more yeast next time.

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
3 years ago

I have a set of things I use. Most of them are the same others have posted.

But one I have is that if a guy shortens my name without my permission, he’s gone. Period. Standards are a bit different for women because women are less likely to be threats than men.

Honestly, I strongly appreciate raging misogynists posting bios like this. It takes all the guesswork out of whether or how quickly I should block him.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
3 years ago

Ok…sewing stuff I actually know a bit about.

When you say modify a dress with extra fabric, does that mean you want to add fabric to it or that the dress has too much and you want to remove some of the fabric it currently has?

Next – what style of dress? Most of them have side seams of course, but if you want to add fabric to say…the portion from under the bust down to however long the dress is, you’re going to need a dress that doesn’t have a waist at the natural waistline point if you want this modification to go easily. The likely style for the easiest addition of fabric is the empire waist styled dress.

And then…there’s what you have to work with in terms of tools. Ideally you’ll be doing these endeavors with a sewing machine, because hand sewing this kind of thing is a PITA.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

Can I just say that the header image is fucking terrifying?

http://i.imgur.com/RVe2GJU.gif

Jesus Christ.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

“Ah, what a nice afternoon,” Fran said, after doing some drugs. “Think I’ll go see what my jolly chums on the Mammoth are up to…

comment image

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST,” Fran shouted, before collapsing to the ground in abject horror.

sillybill
sillybill
3 years ago

Troubelle,
Apple pie is the easiest filling – apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, and nutmeg are the basic ingredients.

The hardest thing for most folks is rolling the crust – I don’t even bother, I mix the crust up (with COLD shortening in a COLD bowl) take handfuls out, smoosh them flat in my hand then press them into the piepan, press out more and temporarily store on some wax paper to cover the top.

I bake pies at 375 degrees, and (very important) put the unfilled pie crust into the oven for 5 minutes or so, then take it out and put the filling in and put the top crust on, put it back in oven – this keeps the bottom of the crust from getting soggy.

Get thee to a used book store and get a copy of ‘Joy of Cooking’ for all basic recipes.

Bina
3 years ago

@Grumpy:

Society makes girls into the dumb entitled no social skill having

Dumb? Speak for yourself. Entitled? LMFAO. Total lack of self-awareness is what one expects from these dudes. But “no social skills having” was the one that would have destroyed my keyboard if I had been drinking anything at the time. Average girls not having social skills compared to average boys? How recently did you arrive on this planet? Was it more than five minutes ago?

Right? These same guys who incessantly kvetch about “entitled” feeeeemales going for “likes” with sexy poses on the Internet are the very ones who demand nude pix before they even contemplate going out with one for coffee. Which they also try to get HER to pay for.

If these guys are really so incensed by such “slutty” behavior, they should stop demanding it, and start smacking their fellow dudes’ peepees for it, too.

Angry Since 11/09/2016
Angry Since 11/09/2016
3 years ago

In other news….
Raging misogynists utilize date site in hopes of getting tail, abusing women and giving sushi and mini golf a bad name.

occasional reader
occasional reader
3 years ago

Hello.

carasoul

Ha, remember me of caramail (but not caramel, even if this was what the original pun was intended for). Bah.

Also i like sushi and mini-golf

Maybe he thinks persons read only the last line ? In all case, it is still better than “Also, i have sweets and mini-van, so come my pretty”.

When i was trying online dating (in France. I have tried Amoureux.com and MeeticAffinity, the first free, the second with a fee), we never had the possibility to see the other persons identifying as man, so i can not tell if we have equivalent in France. However, outside of crook profiles, there were woman profiles made by men (it was a basic counsel in online PUA circles, supposedly to see what other men tend to use as online bio and pick-up lines, and re-use them for your own profit). I let you imagine/guess what kind of photo and/or bio/infos were used. Yeah, when you disrespect a genre, you are hardly qualified to try and mimic it. Maybe it was only working with other online PUA, and thus creating some kind of infernal infinite loop ?

Have a nice day.

FabianPrewett
FabianPrewett
3 years ago

Also:

When a girl becomes 13 years old. She’s already bombarded by society to have a social media account. The first few butt pictures are posted. And the wave of validation starts to kick in. At first she loves the attention. Couple of years later. She feels like a diva that we see today. Entitled, spoiled, non effort type of girls.

At this juncture. The cock carasoul [sic] is already in full motion. First few dozen boys have already used up those walls. In reality she is no different than the other girls. But in her mind. She’s still that special girl.

Dude. Have you tried. Writing complete sentences. With no period. After just three words? You sound. Like someone. From the William Shatner. School of Acting!

I mean, it’s amazing how many women (including sad ol’ 20-years-past-the-wall me) will reject you just for your poor writing skills alone. Because behind. All that abortive. Sentence structure. Is an abortive. MIND.

*FabianPrewett Stands and Applauds* [Figuratively speaking as I struggle to stand IRL]