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MGTOW anatomy lesson: Women are “poorly proportioned fatbags, babyish and weak”

Put some clothes on, ladies, you’ll frighten the MGTOWs!

By David Futrelle

Sometimes the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit seems like a neverending contest to see who can describe (cis) female bodies in the creepiest way.

I don’t know when if ever the MGTOWs will get around to tallying up the results of this context, but I do know this guy deserves some kind of award for this contribution.  I’ll start the ball rolling by naming him today’s MGTOW of the Day.

Ontrus 12 points 2 months ago  After a while in the manosphere, I stopped admiring women's bodies and saw what they truly looked like: poorly proportioned fatbags, babyish and weak, with a slime tunnel that occasionally bleeds and the whole package stitched up with makeup and countless beauty products to delay the expiration date.

Yes, the lady grapes are definitely very sour.

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Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

@Rugbyyogi –

I hear what you’re saying about “purposeful muscles”. I am trying to build myself up, – just ‘keep healthy’ so to say, but I also would like to be stronger to do more physical work.

I was looking again at that pic Nequam put here, I don’t look like this – my legs are close (but longer and thinner, and not quite that muscular), and my arms are OK but nowhere near that.

But I was thinking – if I had a bod like that – I’m building ALL THE THINGS!!!

You could do stuff like black smithing! Work with heavy things. Metal and glass work.

THIS is my motivation for wanting such a body!

I need to work more on my arms. The entire carcass really. And LUCKY ME! has a few days vacay time, and it’s going to be in the mid 90’s and humid here – so – what a WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! to stay inside in the air conditioning and get all kinds of exercise! at the same time – by cleaning the house!

I’m so motivated to do this that –
Well I was thinking that it’s possible that I might fall into a coma between now and then….
Or, what about – go to the beach! Too effin hot and likely crowded. Also too much work.

These “couch potato” people – might be onto something, hmmm….

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

I want to punch Nazis super hard. That’s the only reason I’m bulking up. I’m basically preparing myself to dismantle a Nazi with my bare hands.

…okay, I also want people to touch my muscles, but that’s a silly reason.

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Adenine, cytosine
Guanine, thymine
That’s what little boys are made of

What are little girls made of?
What are little girls made of?
Poorly-proportioned fatbags
With slime tunnels
That’s what little girls are made of

It doesn’t even scan, let alone rhyme.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Z&T
I’ve always wanted to learn blacksmithing.

@Fran

okay, I also want people to touch my muscles, but that’s a silly reason.

Not really. It’s a fairly common motivation actually IME.

Katz
3 years ago

I want to punch Nazis super hard. That’s the only reason I’m bulking up. I’m basically preparing myself to dismantle a Nazi with my bare hands.

I respect that.

Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

I do not consider my bits as a “slime tunnel”. Not in any present use, anyway (this gives me all sorts of bizarre ideas that have nothing to do with sex), and are bathed in scented bath salts (Lavender, usually), and clothed in cotton underwear.

My sinuses on the other hand….
Those slime tunnels are handled by Benadryl.

Orion
Orion
3 years ago

@Z&T,

I used to dabble in whitesmithing — maybe you should give it a try. It’s less physically grueling than blacksmithing.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/whitesmithing

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
3 years ago

> …okay, I also want people to touch my muscles, but that’s a silly reason.

I can respect that. I have long hair because I want to touch them.

Collateral Thought
Collateral Thought
3 years ago

@ Hesster:

It’s very much the kind of thing HK-47 would say, yes. 🙂

HK-47: “Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such.”
HK-47’s master: “You just called me a meatbag again!”
HK-47: “Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea.”

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

…okay, I also want people to touch my muscles, but that’s a silly reason.

I agree with dali! This is best! I am skinny, my middle brother builds muclse like he is made from mud ((( but i not so lucky. But at least when i go in gym, very quickly you can see my muscles even if they small because i have not much of fat on top. I think it nice when ladies have muscles too. )))

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

I want to punch Nazis super hard. That’s the only reason I’m bulking up. I’m basically preparing myself to dismantle a Nazi with my bare hands.

^Same here. I prefer to keep my muscles on the downlow though. I think anyone at work who has seen me lift a crate of 8x3ltr coke by throwing it in the air and catching it knows that I am packing though.

I could kill a nazi with my thumbs

Lea
Lea
3 years ago

They forgot farts.

My fat bag is also full of farts.

And I spit acid and shoot lasers from my eyes.

(I may be stretching the truth a bit there at the end, but whatever it takes to keep the mgtow far, far away.)

misophistry
misophistry
3 years ago

Thinking about it I would need more than just thumbs, they aren’t much use without the adjoining hands, arms etc. I have this image in my head of disembodied thumbs going at a nazi’s throat like magic.

Lasers from the eyes is helpful for zapping nazis!

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
3 years ago

Re touching people’s muscles: there was a Mammoth post a while back about “swolesting.” Ever since, whenever I hear talk of muscle-touching, I think of this.
I’ll have to ask my partner – he’s a personal trainer and lives at the gym, basically. I wonder if he’s seen much swolesting?

Myriad
Myriad
3 years ago

They forgot farts.

My fat bag is also full of farts.

And I spit acid and shoot lasers from my eyes.

😂 Yeah, mine too, although I have yet to start spitting acid and shooting lasers out of my eye, but I’m working on it. At least being 46, I’ve got that going for me-being I’ve hit my expiration date and all.

Weatherwax
Weatherwax
3 years ago

I have nothing to add to the muscles conversation, so I’ll just leave this anecdote of my life here, for comparison with the OP. It’s slightly embarrassing but hopefully you’ll see why I think it’s relevant.

When I was at university, many moons ago (aka the early nineties), I remember watching an episode of Home & Away (Warning! Warning! Cliche about student living! I also obsessively watched Star Trek TNG episodes, because my housemate had the whole lot on video, but this anecdote isn’t about that), and thinking that two of the characters looked really strange. When I worked it out, I felt a little silly. It was because they were roughly my age and yet their tshirts just lay there, flat. I.e. They had no breasts. I was at a women’s college, you see, and at that time was socialising principally with college mates or people I knew from the university wide women’s committee.

And yet at no point did I feel the urge to describe men’s bodies as disgusting or wrong. Go figure.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
3 years ago

Ah, words written by a well-adjusted human being if ever I saw them!

Nah, I can’t come up with a pithy sarcastic reply to this hot garbage. I used to joke that the “Manosphere” are just going to eventually become the Tleilaxu from the Dune universe, where their ideal women are axlotl tanks, but now they’re actually describing women that way and my irony takes another hit.

There’s only one solution. Everybody start Bene Gesserit training post haste. Skip the usual sequence of training and start with “The Voice.”

JS
JS
3 years ago

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
3 years ago

@JS

Pffft, that Paul Atreides. Such a cuck.

Citizen Rat
Citizen Rat
3 years ago

@epitome of incomprehensibility

You’re never late to the party to read “Goblin Market”. It’s one of my favorite poems and I read it at least once a year.

Personally I’d rather look at goblin men than men who go their own way.

JS
JS
3 years ago

MGTOW reading Dune: Those Harkonnens sure got a bad deal in this, so unfair.

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
3 years ago

@Z&T – best way to build purposeful muscles for hard work is just to go on and do the hard work 😉 I mean if you need to build up basic fitness or say strength and conditioning that’s cool do the training – but the ONLY way to get blacksmith arms is to be a blacksmith! (Or possibly similar) And no matter what someone else’s blacksmith muscles look like – yours will probably be different.

Richard Smith
Richard Smith
3 years ago

Not only droids find the human form grotesque…

“Ugly. Ugly bags of mostly water.” – the silicone-based life forms in Star Trek: TNG (“Home Soil”, so revealeth Google).

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
3 years ago

@Francesca Nothing wrong with either reason IMO. 🙂

*needs to get back into weights*

Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
3 years ago

Mish and Bina – I love me some BB cream! I does double duty as sunscreen and camoflage for my blotchiness. I also have to use a bit of brown eyeshadow to draw on eyebrows since mine are going prematurely gray (it is premature if I’m only 57, right?)

Axe said

Say it enough, and I’m sure you’ll believe it someday…

I’m currently doing that wrt summer. As in “I love summer, the weather’s great!” Not working so far.

Orion – I can’t even believe that’s an actual thing. I would not want a baby foreskin facial even if it would make me into an underwear model from head to toe. But then, makeup beyond BB cream and eyebrow powder is also not happening in my world.

That brings me to the end of page one. I must be off to the grocery store to get a large jar of sweet gherkins so I can make a batch of tuna tarragon a la Souplantation.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
3 years ago

@JS

Oh man, when they get to Heretics of Dune and the Honored Matres… gonna be picking up the remnants of a lot of blown minds.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@Everyone, re: muscles

Thank you!

Also:

@Francesca Nothing wrong with either reason IMO. 🙂

*needs to get back into weights*

I stopped for a while because I’d injured myself in one of my martial arts classes, then I got disillusioned with the whole fitness/martial arts scene because of all the toxic brodude shit.

Now that Nazis are attacking us, however, I decided to get back into it. I’m gonna go back to improving my martial arts proficiency as well, once I find a nice, friendly place that isn’t infested with tapout-shirt wearing brodudes.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

I am currently in the best physical condition I’ve been in in years. Our washer and dryer finally wore out, and until we can get new ones I’m taking the laundry to the local laundromat. About a mile each way, including a hill.

At the same time, the family diet has been pared back, as both my husband and son have been diagnosed prediabetic. So I’m down to 150 lbs/ 66 kilos, and my upper body strength and cardiovascular health have improved. We’re in a program set up by the local children’s hospital that will provide us with a variety of fresh local vegetables and whole grain products, as well as cooking suggestions and weekly check-ins. I am hoping to get both of them to start doing more walking as well.

Regarding the OP – sweet corn on the cob, these men are seriously conflicted. I’ve said it before, but the body horror they seem to perceive in the very people they profess to be attracted to reminds me of the g0ys.

It reminds me of the unfortunate story of John Ruskin and his wife Effie Gray; depending on the source, either her pubic hair or her menstruation caused him such distress that the marriage was never consummated.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
3 years ago

@Robert Walker-Smith

At the same time, the family diet has been pared back, as both my husband and son have been diagnosed prediabetic.

This is a big problem in the black community, along with cardiovascular issues and obesity.

I’m a black woman and I am desperately afraid of diabetes, so I barely eat anything sweet and am extremely weight-conscious.

So it’s good of you to keep this in mind.

When I was a nipper I kept fit by swimming and was an award-winning swim team member, so if you have the opportunity to get your little one into swimming, please consider it.

Orion
Orion
3 years ago

Has anyone else seen Swiss Army Man? I just saw it last night. It’s extremely good, Daniel Radcliffe is hilarious, and all this talk of bags of fat and bags of farts reminded me of it.

Deathtothefilth
Deathtothefilth
3 years ago

So this is essentially just them trying to feverishly deny that they’re attracted to women, talking themselves out of it, as it were.
Now vaginas do have super powers, they can fit a whole human through them, that’s more than a little intimidating.
And the badly proportioned bags of fat just sounds like they’re trying to talk trash about breasts, which is lunacy.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
3 years ago

@Francesca I as well (was European medieval martial arts IMCF) and had to leave for similar reasons. But I miss having muscles. Course, I also miss being able to walk/run properly so I have to be very gentle with upping the intensity.

Nanny Ogg's Bosom
Nanny Ogg's Bosom
3 years ago

@Bina, Mish and Hambeast,

A friend has suggested I try BB cream because I’m fairly pale and don’t wear make-up, but might need some sort of sunscreen. If you have the time, can you advise me please?
(34 and knows nothing about this stuff!) What brands do you use? What would you recommend? I try to use Lush moisturiser, shampoo and shower gel, because I have sensitive skin, so something similar would be good.

R.e. muscles

Not my thing, just nah. Doesn’t matter the gender of the person, I just don’t like them. I blame my dad making us watch Arnie films as children. The terrible acting put me right off body builders.

I remember hearing, probably on QI or No Such Thing As A Fish, that although bodybuilders have more muscles in total, the individual muscles are weaker than someone with less total muscles.

Brienne is amazing; I love Brienne for her wit. She’s probably my favourite character in the Game of Thrones series. I haven’t read enough of even one book to say what I think about her as a book character.

R.e. OP

My body is quite well-proportioned, actually. Fat maybe, but in proportion. And definitely not weak or babyish. I can probably swim further and walk further, and recover faster, than this twit, despite having nerve damage to my lower spine. So get knotted you ignoramus.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

I’ve got some questionable yogurt in the back of the fridge. Hoping I can rejuvenate it with a little eyeliner.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Fran

Now that Nazis are attacking us, however, I decided to get back into it. I’m gonna go back to improving my martial arts proficiency as well, once I find a nice, friendly place that isn’t infested with tapout-shirt wearing brodudes.

Maybe look into a Capoeira class? At least it lowers the probability that the dudes in class will be white assholes, though I can’t speak for reduced toxic masculinity overall.

This is a big problem in the black community, along with cardiovascular issues

There’s actually a definable reason for that, and it’s racism and bad agricultural policy. Which is to some extent also based on racism. The short (ish) of it is that a) Policy changes under Earl Butz, Nixon’s Secretary of Agriculture, led to a centralization and industrialization of American agriculture, focused on vast monocropped fields of corn(maize) and soybeans. These in turn are processed into a variety of things which are collectively called ‘Junk food’, as well as additives to foods that traditionally weren’t. Some of it is also fed to animals in Confined Animal Feeding Operations, CAFOs/factory farms, which produce fatty and poor quality meat. Put together, this has lead to the dramatic increases in diabetes and other diet-related diseases in all sectors of the population. These problems are worse in PoC communities because of a generations long history of preventing PoCs from accessing capital to build things like grocery stores, as well as long-term poverty assured by other policies, means that PoCs are particularly likely to live in a so-called ‘food desert’, a place where McDonalds and minimarts are the only accessible sources if nourishment if not nutrition. Poor infrastructure maintenance/lack of infrastructure in the first place means few parks or places for physical recreation and laughable disability accommodation, which doesn’t help.
The long form gets into a whole lot of detail, but it really boils down to the government being run by racist fucking white guys, for what white supremacists call the benefit of the white race and people who aren’t malevolent chumps call a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

@Nanny Ogg’s Bosom

I remember hearing, probably on QI or No Such Thing As A Fish, that although bodybuilders have more muscles in total, the individual muscles are weaker than someone with less total muscles.

Bodybuilders work out for purely aesthetic purposes; bulging muscles aren’t necessary for strength, and don’t actually enhance it. They also tend to deliberately starve themselves for competition, which doesn’t help. Functional muscle is a whole other matter, and often coexists with body fat.

Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

@ Buttercup Q. Skullpants –

You might be able to use that eyeliner pencil to aid in the making of a (mock) Tequila BLT sandwich also.

I had one the other day. This is exactly the same as a regular BLT but you will want a head of lettuce with a worm in it.

And this did make me realize that I am more optimistic than I believed myself to be. Because I was so hoping that the little round hole in the lettuce might’ve been from….

Well, maybe they’re tossing them along with meat hooks or ice picks these days?

Or maybe – someone stuck an eyeliner pencil in it! Yes! That could be it!!!

In the back of my head – it’s probably a worm…

And it was.

Anyway, cooking tip for ye’s. The Manly Men demand sammiches? Make them one of these 😀 (The authentic worm in kind.)

Tequila BLT, Your Majesty! Yummy!

(For those who would want to split hairs and say this does not actually include Tequila – my response to that is – FAKE NEWS!)

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ dalillama

It’s axiomatic that bodybuilders are as weak as kittens (but less cute) at the height of competition.

I could bang on for ages about the difference between aesthetics and functional strength. But I’ll just refer you to the difference between say, an abs model on the cover of Men’s Health magazine and an MMA fighter. Or a bodybuilder and the competitors in those world’s strongest man competitions.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Don’t bodybuilders also dehydrate themselves before competitions and photo shoots to lose water weight and look more ripped? That’s never good.

Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

@Dalilama,

I read a great deal about these issues too. I would maybe understand more of the technical angles, environmental degradation (from factory farming), and those issues.

What seriously disturbs me is that the US (and other big agra regions) – are exporting fresh water. Said water being contained in the meat and grain bags of exported agra products.

Not to mention that the soil is becoming depleted. As well as all sorts of pesticides, chemicals, and too much genetic modification.

I do not work in this field but I read a great deal about it. And it seems to me that we’re about *this close* to gravely serious issues if not regional and total collapse.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Z&T
It’s actually much worse than that, but that part of the problem isn’t causing diabetes so I skipped it.

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

Don’t bodybuilders also dehydrate themselves before competitions and photo shoots to lose water weight and look more ripped? That’s never good

There is no reason for muscle if it is not effective muscle. Bodybuilding is dangerous. Nothing wrong with muscle with little bit of fat on top but when you down to 3-4%, starving and dehydration, taking steroid something very wrong…these competitions give rewards for damaging your body.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

taking steroid something very wrong

When we used to do sound and lighting at raves we’d often find random bags of pills when we were packing up. Our procedure was we’d all put whatever we found into a mortar and pestle and grind them all up. Then we’d divvy up the resulting power between ourselves and neck it to see what happened.

And I still wouldn’t go near steroids with a bargepole.

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

Fuck, alan, how you even still alive?

When i go to gym at home, it is for boxing but i dont fight because i am weak and scared 😂 i just use equipments. But there in changing rooms you know people are taking these drugs but no one cares. I see no benefit from this behaviour. I might be skinny but least i honestly skinny and honestly making exercise. And also, why would any man take drugs which shrink your parts? I prefer my small muscles and normal body instead of big fake muscles and malfunctioning penis….🙈🙈🙈

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Fuck, alan, how you even still alive?

Luckily my worst drug related incident was when I thought I could dance like the guys from the Prodigy; and broke my ankle. Ironically all the ketamine meant it didn’t really hurt.

(It’s wasted on horses, they don’t appreciate it)

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

Still maybe you wouldnt need ketamine if you didnt take ketamine because you wouldnt dance and then wouldnt break your ankle. )))

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Funnily enough it was on that Russian submarine. So technically it’s your fault 😀

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

Russian submarine? And my ship flag is hong kong anyway. But i had UA chief engieneer from nuclear submarines.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

There was an old Russian sub moored on the Thames. We used to hire it for parties. She’s looking a bit worse for wear now. Mind you, she could probably say the same about me.

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/69616800.jpg

Valentine
Valentine
3 years ago

I cant load that picture. 😁 but i will look on it later when all are sleeping and internet will be faster.

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
3 years ago

@Dalillama: I remember that story! I laughed my poorly proportioned, fatsack, babyish ass off!

Also…we may be fatsacks but at least we ain’t sadsacks like MGTOWs tend to be. I would feel sorry for them if they weren’t such disgusting fuckers.