By David Futrelle
Sometimes the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit seems like a neverending contest to see who can describe (cis) female bodies in the creepiest way.
I don’t know when if ever the MGTOWs will get around to tallying up the results of this context, but I do know this guy deserves some kind of award for this contribution. Â I’ll start the ball rolling by naming him today’s MGTOW of the Day.
Yes, the lady grapes are definitely very sour.
LOL… whatever it takes to convince themselves that it’s not the women rejecting them, but the other way around, I guess!
Wow. Just wow. And the “hilarious” thing is that these sad sacks are usually virulently homophobic as well.
I guess the only option they have is their plushy toys?
Every day I read this blog and I hope each time it’s a parody of something a real person said, not something someone seriously said
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/1/1b/054_-_Ugh_0143.jpg
*Whispers* We’re all loosely held together meaty sacks, pitiful, without neat tidy cellwalls like our plant superiors, amazing we don’t fall apart into so many gelatinous masses. . .
Oh my gosh, they’re hilarious. Whether they’re deadly serious, or just trying to out-do each other with Maximum Horrible (or some combination), it’s just so pathetic and funny.
Also, I don’t use make-up beyond the occasional BB cream; will this hasten my expiration date? Do I need to edit my “best before” label?
Then they can take their love life firmly in hand and leave the rest of polite society alone, since their ragegasm seems to be the only thing these morons are interested in.
Say it enough, and I’m sure you’ll believe it someday…
Yes, women are so hideous that Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccionne, and Larry Flynt all made a fortune publishing naked pictures of them.
Ok, I’m going to ask…poorly proportioned? So this person prefers what proportions, exactly? Maybe they’re just not actually attracted to bodies with certain proportions? Nothing wrong with that, but it’s not like we’re proportioned how we are at this person or something.
Well, you know, big nose, bottom-heavy torso, big hands but absolutely no arms… wait, no, that’s Rayman; I’m describing Rayman.
They sure seemed married to the concept of the expiration date, but I hate to burst their bubble. Even elderly people find each other attractive and have a sex life.
And also, no one says you have to find women alluring but a reasonable person would just find other interests and move on. Who are they trying to convince with this? Us or themselves? Women are not worried about it, and they cannot shut up about women, so it’s not working. Go your own way fellas. I think everyone would be better off if you did.
@Diptych
Man, I haven’t played a Rayman game since the Rabbids stuff started coming out and I lost interest. I should check out some of the newer ones and see if they’re still any good.
His proportions are good, though, I agree.
Slime tunnels? Well, since the MGTOW have my appearance all figured out, I figure this would be a good time to finally show you all a picture of me
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ghostbusters2/slimeriver1.gif
I missed the series the first time around, actually – only got into it as of Origins. Which was great, but I never finished it – must pick it up again.
@WWTH
[fans self]
Saw elderly folks flirting at the nursing home. Rather than be disgusted, I was happy for them. MGTOW don’t have the joy of an 80-something secure in themselves.
The stories that some of these guys have started chasing young men and boys may or may not be true. But (IMO) it should be admitted that such is the logical next step for them to take, since they’re so physically repelled by women (either ab ovo or as a result of their having talked themselves into it) that lady-chasing is no longer a possibility for them, if it ever was.
I find I’m not at all surprised.
WWTH, who’s that little guy doing the cha cha on your…er…entrance?
What, you’re saying you don’t have a tiny Dan Aykroyd down there? Everyone does! …right?
“Beauty products to delay the expiration date”!?
I know I take things too literally, but this sounds like women need makeup to extend their lifespans. WEAR MAKEUP… OR DIE!
Anyone else familiar with Star Wars:KotOR? This sounds exactly like something HK-47 would say.
(after he calls the main character a meatbag)
Revan: “Are you deliberately trying to insult me?”
HK-47: “Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?”
Revan: “How about ‘human’?”
HK-47: “Objection: But… but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!”
Diptych, is that who it is? Lmfao!
WEAR MAKEUP… OR DIE! sounds like a manga title.
@Tim
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that.