By David Futrelle
Sometimes the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit seems like a neverending contest to see who can describe (cis) female bodies in the creepiest way.
I don’t know when if ever the MGTOWs will get around to tallying up the results of this context, but I do know this guy deserves some kind of award for this contribution. Â I’ll start the ball rolling by naming him today’s MGTOW of the Day.
Yes, the lady grapes are definitely very sour.
Alll the female hate from the MGTOWs is making my poorly proportioned body sweat! /s
Count me among the “purposefully muscular”. As a 26-year-old (*gasp* borderline crone here), I am in awesome shape and people think I’m younger than I am (late teens-20). I walk the dogs and I love to swim–plus I’m going back to Pilates. I do these activities because I enjoy them–definitely not to lose weight (the scale is the devil–we all know that how clothing fits is a better indicator of whether you’re slimming down or plumping up) but because I just feel better. I take a moderate approach–refusing to completely deny myself any food that I like (if I strictly deny myself a food that I like, all it would take is one anxiety attack and we’re in Binge City). I understand that we’re all different but this is what works for me.
@SAMURAI: That comment xD
@Nanny Ogg’s Bosom,
I like Body Shop’s BB creams; they’re non-animal tested for one, and they make them in a few different shades to suit complexions. I’m pale & white (as in, glow in the dark) and they have one that’s perfect. Garnier’s is also good.
While I’m here, as it were, this is the “Young Gytha Ogg” pic that I was trying to post for you the other day 🙂
http://orig14.deviantart.net/5552/f/2013/008/9/9/gytha_ogg___the_hedgehog_song_by_homobernardus-d5qv7uq.jpg
@Alan & Valentine,
Re steroids: I’ve mentioned that my partner Raji is a PT; he was recently trying to talk a friend out of using steroids. This was the exchange:
Raji: it will have terrible long-term effects on your health
Friend: but the gains are spectacular!
Raji: it will shrink your penis
Friend: fuck that, never again.
@Mish: Caspers unite! I’m gonna have to try BB creams. Most foundations that call themselves “light” make me look like an Oompa Loompa. Also that story about Raji talking his friend out of using steroids is pretty funny–some guys can be so ridiculous.
@(((VioletBeauregarde))): Crooked Nasty Social Justice Necromancer
Hey, you – haven’t seen you here in a while 🙂
*pale-blue ghost people fistbump*
@mish
Even if i want to be super macho (i dont) this is exactly why i never want to do this ))) and anyway once you stop taking steriods all your muscle go and you look very strange
@Mish: Glad to be back!
Good to see you again, Violet. Things were getting dull without our Social Justice Necromancer.
@Alan – these raves sound oddly familiar. Ket is bad for the dancing co-ordination I found. I’m too old for raves now I think and so is that submarine.
@Mish
Thanks for the info, next time I’m up to going to town I’ll have a look. I love that picture; it is definitely getting saved.
I also love the picture on the post. Wouldn’t want to scare the poor, delicate MIGTOWs would we?
All this talk of muscle is making my back hurt. I kind of killed myself yesterday trying to get stuff together for a potluck last night and I HURT today. It’s kinda weird that I can walk practically all day but doing a lot of standing causes me all kinds of pain.
Nanny Ogg’s Bosom – I use Rimmel London Perfection BB cream. Mainly because I can find it in a matte version. It’s easy to apply and blend and doesn’t seem to settle into creases and scars. An important thing for me is that it doesn’t irritate my eczema. It’s still a pain to remove, though. I only wear it when I leave the house and will be outdoors a lot.
@Dali
Quality advice, thank you!
I’ve been doing some searching about and found some martial arts gyms with large amounts of women, so there’s that, too.
Slime tunnels are all the rage since the manosphere devote their entire lives complaining about not having access to them. I couldn’t roll my eyes any further back in my head than I am reading their poorly disguised sadness at not having a gf experience. Their entire movement is because they want to interact with the slime tunnels but are so repulsive as humans, women reject them outright.