By David Futrelle
It is with heavy heart I must report that they have figured it out:
*speaks into collar* they're onto the cat thing. pic.twitter.com/3AW1WPqk0O
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 18, 2017
It was a plan so beautiful in its simplicity:
- Flood the internet with pics of adorable kitties and thereby convince white women to adopt them as pets
- Suck the maternal instinct from white women thus genociding the white race
- ???
- Profit!
But alas, some of the world’s cleverer racists suspected that something was up from the start. They noticed that, as one writer for the “scientific racist” website Counter-Currents has pointed out, “feminist cat ladies … are surely one of the most anti-natal groups in America today,” fervent in their “opposition to motherhood.”
The Daily Stormer, meanwhile, has declared that
Feminism has been the most powerful tool in the white genocide agenda, to divert women from starting strong and healthy white families and people laugh at this but look around- we live in a world where a woman owning twenty cats is considered normal.
Meanwhile, on a site called The Burning Platform, an alt-right ideologue called Yojimbo has argued that feminism causes
Women [to] form bonds with pets that normally would be formed with men or their children, hence the meme of the cat lady.
And now tec63298, posting on Instagram, has clarified the role of the evil globalists in the cat-lady white genocide plot.
But I am happy to report that the goyim have not yet figured out who really is to blame for it all. As those of us in the inner circle have known from the start, it’s not the globalists using cats for their own nefarious purposes, but cats using globalists for their even more nefarious, if also adorable, purposes.
Alas, there’s one anon on 4chan’s /pol/ board who’s almost got it figured out:
Quick! Deploy the distraction gifs!
These little angels couldn’t be plotting anything evil, right?
@Ferret
@Fran
White people always think minorities are the Brave 300. Severely outnumbered and terribly underequipped, yet, somehow, just this close from obliterating their whole civilization. With milquetoast Christian rap
I went and listened to James the Mormon. It’s all so bland and ‘uplifting’ (you can do one without the other, he doesn’t manage). I thought maybe the name was a faint, and he was actually about some hardcore shit. Nope, exactly what it sounds like. If he was white instead of just light skinned, he’d be a fuckin cultural force. Like, Macklemore level
The toxoplasmosis thing is an example of awful pop-science reporting. All these articles say it’s “mind control,” but all that’s been shown in humans is that people with it don’t find the smell of cat poop as bad. The actual research has basically no connection to all the wild rumors that have been spread about it.
@freneticferret
Hopefully when it comes to most of them, its a sign of their extreme ignorance about what relationships are actually like. I hope that people like Tec63298 don’t have a lot of children, only because I don’t want them to have access to young impressionable minds that they can mold. Racism is one of those things that I really hope one day ceases to exist.
OMFG what if the kittehs are responsible for this
@Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
So much for their supremacy, they couldn’t even keep it together for a single year.
If the kittehs got rid of Matt Forney, then I wholeheartedly hail our new overlords.
So is Matt leaving the alt-right a case of same ‘not-racist-enough-for me’ mind set that created the alt-right to being with?
“Thinkers”?
Matt forney is sad – i think he is scare because he is ordinary. He wants to be special and he knows he is not and he become afraid. But he know he white and he tries to think then that makes him special. Very easy-he can be special without even try…
Fran,
Like most links people share on here, i cant open this one. -_- ship internet very slow.
@Dormousing I’m sorry to hear that. ? seems like your kitty lead a good life, I’m sure she’s happy with it. ?
They may have a slight point…. only in that yesterday evening, in our current heatwave, I found myself on my knees fanning one of the cats with a tea towel, and realised I was essentially that guy you see in movies, making sure the Pharoah is kept nice and cool. This was while the other cat was snuggling down onto some wrapped bottles of ice, and the third was sitting in front of an electric fan that I can’t help noticing I wasn’t sitting in front of myself.
We’re still 17 cats off being ‘normal’, though.
In fact, having just seen shocking news about Eastenders’ Dot Cotton being tripped and injured by her cat, I am now 100% behind this conspiracy. Is there nothing these furry villains won’t stop at? Wake up Sheeple!
(I’m hoping the sheeple will be able to stomp on the cats.)
What the fuck is up with these people and “white genocide”? Do they think about anything else?
I wonder what the alt right thinks about white/white Hispanic couples? If a WASP marries a Hispanic German, is it still white genocide? If so, is it the Hispanic part, or the Catholic* part that does it in? Is race genotype or phenotype?
God, Americans are so fucked up about race.
Re: MD 20/20 is Jewish
Damn, white high school boys can’t even get drunk and wake up lost and covered in drying vomit in the woods anymore. What will be left for the White People?
I almost gave my worst Peaches and Cream MadDog20/20 story here. I actually won’t subject you all to that horror. Just use your imagination.
*Let there be no bigotry that is turned away from the alt right. The alt right will always be a big tent, as long as that big tent is also small-minded enough to be skin tight.
No no, you got the quote wrong. The plan was sheer genius in its simplicity.
[Edit] And no, I’m not saying that all Hispanics (or Germans) are Catholic. Just that some bigots think so.
@Fran, Axe
I’m a little surprised that both of you are suspicious of white people you see everyday, Don’t you both live in NYC?(Well I know Fran is in Long Island but I thought Long Island was very similar to NYC. Fran please correct me if I’m wrong.) And Axe, didn’t you just list a bunch of neighborhoods in NYC in a very recent comment? I assumed that meant you live here, but you should also please correct me if I’m wrong.
Yes, the numbers for white people voting for Trump across the country were something like 65% for men and 53% for women but Hillary Clinton won over 90% of the vote in NYC. I honestly don’t know one person in NYC of any race or religion who voted for Trump. I know of 1 or 2, but it’s less than one in ten total and women and people of color hate him even more. But in specifically NYC, it seems most white people did their part in this election. If only they could always(or even usually)do their part in everything important besides the election, NYC would be a wonderful place. As of now NYC is genuinely awesome but it’s also genuinely shitty in a bunch of ways
Also, about the segregation of America. NYC is one of the most mixed up cities in the whole world. There are people from almost 200 countries living here speaking notably more than 100 languages. I know that’s not even close to the norm in this country but it proves it’s completely possible and to me proves it is a good thing.
In my experience many people who come here at a young age, say for college, do tend to come from much more segregated areas of the country that have white neighborhoods and black neighborhoods, etc. But when they come to NYU and meet people from literally dozens of other countries in their classes for the first time, most of them seem to realize “wow these are people, just like me”. Even some who start out prejudiced.(of course there are outliers though)
Now of course I’m not trying to claim New York is some wonderful utopia lacking in racism. I’ve had to deal with tons of systemic racism bullshit and even slurs(Oreo is the one I hear most often, it means black on the outside, white on the inside. But I’ve been called a half-breed and even a ni–er although that last one’s become much more common recently)and other forms of direct racism periodically over the course of my life, but that has increased absurdly in the last 6 months(I may have been called more slurs in the last six months than I had in the 32 years before that and it seemed incredibly rare in high school and college, to me at least. It’s gotten progressively worse since college IMO, and now we’ve gotten to this absurd point)
Lastly and most important by far is the NYPD. I think they are definitely the most racist institution in the city and that’s saying a lot because almost all American institutions are racist in some way or another( I’m talking about institutions run by the federal state or city governments) but the NYPD are so openly racist and seemingly bloodthirsty it actually terrifies me.(some of my calmer friends agree with the openly racist part, but tell me “they seem bloodthirsty” is a bit much and I’m being melodramatic. They may be right, cause I can be melodramatic and not realize it. Does anyone else have an opinion on the bloodthirstiness of the NYPD, cuz I’d be curious to hear it.)
That’s the only incredibly openly racist group I had noticed in this city until recently. Again, anyone please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, especially Fran and Axe, but also anyone else. Especially people who live in NYC or are NYC adjacent(Yonkers, Westchester, etc.)
Also, sorry for the essay, I can’t seem to learn to be concise. I try but then I’m always like”just one more thing, just one more thing”in my head
@ katiekitten
Wouldn’t be surprised if that included Melania.
(Although it was a way of getting him out of the house)
I was only in america twice in my life – so maybe i make judgement wrongly. It was only Philadelphia and charleston. I just observed in charleston how lashing gangs came and one group of three or four will go forward on the bay and that group will be white and then one other group will go aft and that group will be black. In panama they send what they call ‘panama crew’ where 20 people come to your vessel to help put wires for locomotives on the locks. And this group also mix like black and white and maybe also latin. And they all laughing joking together without separating. And in cartagena i observe similar.
But like i say, my experience of other countries very limit. Just usually to port workers – stevedores or agents. But all countries we calling on this route have big history of racism and empire. Australia & new zealand, south america and USA. So i just observing. But maybe also because i reading more about american racism i just imagining more or look more close on this.
Speaking of cats…
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jun/19/africats-to-the-purr-ymids-dna-study-reveals-long-tale-of-cat-domestication
@Axe
Proof that most alt-right followers don’t know how to reason, research and make their own opinions.
This bitch is just another mindless follower that regurgitates the alt-right talking points and attacks people based on them.
Utah doesn’t risk becoming black, she’s delusional and extremely misinformed.
Yelling “white genocide” everytime her neurons connect (every 6 hours) is not going to solve her problems.
If I’m not mistaken, people were roasting her on Instagram a few days ago for making a stupid statement.
Here it is:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVZvXIAF8or/
I looked for proof of the whole Jewish cat thing and found a whole bunch of cats-playing-with-dreidels videos. So… there’s that… or maybe it’s just a bunch of really cute videos. (Although what’s happened to dreidels since I was a kid??? – when I was a kid they were WOOD – WOOD! None of this fancy light-up stuff. Kids today…)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUHLebMVmaM
But on a more serious point – do you know what would really help “white” birth rates? Generous family leave policies, childcare provision, real opportunities for mothers in the workplace, including flexibility, and dads who do at least their share of childcare at home.
I guess this isn’t particularly appealing to these guys. They have no desire (that I can see) to engage in a loving, supportive, equal relationship that sees women as having desires and needs both inside and outside the home. They’d rather drive birth rates up by denying opportunity for – even though that would lower the national income by a considerable amount.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/21/france-population-europe-fertility-rate
Assholes. Makes me so mad I think I need to look at some more cat and dreidel videos, but only traditional dreidels.
Yeah, seriously Utah? Of all places? That’s fucking absurd! The state has one of the highest percentages of white people in the country! I think it’s in the top 5. I wouldn’t be surprised(cause I learned recently, even now there are still many people in the whitest states this is true for)if she’s never even really spoken to a black person face to face in an actual conversation!(Ranting at the occasional rare black guy is not a conversation)I mean a real discussion(or debate, debate qualifies if it’s really debate and not just ranting at someone.)that begins with the knowledge that this person is a human being, just like you.
Matt Forney will now be forced to join the only other organisation that will have him.
This organisation is called “Matt Forney”.