By David Futrelle
It is with heavy heart I must report that they have figured it out:
*speaks into collar* they're onto the cat thing. pic.twitter.com/3AW1WPqk0O
— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) June 18, 2017
It was a plan so beautiful in its simplicity:
- Flood the internet with pics of adorable kitties and thereby convince white women to adopt them as pets
- Suck the maternal instinct from white women thus genociding the white race
- ???
- Profit!
But alas, some of the world’s cleverer racists suspected that something was up from the start. They noticed that, as one writer for the “scientific racist” website Counter-Currents has pointed out, “feminist cat ladies … are surely one of the most anti-natal groups in America today,” fervent in their “opposition to motherhood.”
The Daily Stormer, meanwhile, has declared that
Feminism has been the most powerful tool in the white genocide agenda, to divert women from starting strong and healthy white families and people laugh at this but look around- we live in a world where a woman owning twenty cats is considered normal.
Meanwhile, on a site called The Burning Platform, an alt-right ideologue called Yojimbo has argued that feminism causes
Women [to] form bonds with pets that normally would be formed with men or their children, hence the meme of the cat lady.
And now tec63298, posting on Instagram, has clarified the role of the evil globalists in the cat-lady white genocide plot.
But I am happy to report that the goyim have not yet figured out who really is to blame for it all. As those of us in the inner circle have known from the start, it’s not the globalists using cats for their own nefarious purposes, but cats using globalists for their even more nefarious, if also adorable, purposes.
Alas, there’s one anon on 4chan’s /pol/ board who’s almost got it figured out:
Quick! Deploy the distraction gifs!
These little angels couldn’t be plotting anything evil, right?
@Iseult the Idle & AbominableSnowPickle
Thank you both.
Well, I won’t continue to post off-topic.
But at least we can still tell when someone is full of shit.
Why did I bring that up? No reason.
How much y’all wanna bet he’s a quiverful type? Owning 20 cats is weird. Owning (and they totally see it as ownership) 20 kids is right and just and normal. Sure…
@Gaebolga
Right? White people had to use guns, germs, and steel to genocide everyone else. And we’re wiping them out with cat gifs? Weaksauce. Something something inferior genes
@Fran, re: suspicious same-race couples
What about my white, AFAB ass and my cis female, also white girl? Don’t think we’re about to be even considering breeding…Adopting, maybe.
@Troubelle
I should be more clear; I meant cisgendered, hetero couples. I was in such a hurry to respond to Admiral Valentine that I left out a few minor details, it seems.
@Fran
Coupling is racist, but it’s not a racist plot. People tend to get together with people of the same ‘race’, cos Murica is still very much segregated. If 80% of the people in your neighborhood are white, you’re likely also white, and you’re partners will probably be white too. Same for black, Asian, Latinx, etc enclaves. Even in a diverse city, you’ll have a Chinatown or an East Flatbush or an Ocean or a Bensonhurst where people Asian, black, Jewish, and white respectively live together. So, I’m not suspicious of the couple themselves. I am suspicious of the systems and situations that led to that couple
Is anyone else following the Charleena Lyles shooting? Absolutely heartbreaking.
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/get-back-get-back-seattle-police-release-audio-of-fatal-shooting-of-charleena-lyles/
@Axe
A paradox:
White Men created Civilization, are infinitely superior to all other races, possess 130+ Average IQs, are stronger, faster, healthier, thinner, more muscular, and more disease-resistant than any other race.
At the same time, the Superior Aryan White Male can be undone entirely by cats.
Riddle me that. Truly, the story of Goliath being felled by a tiny stone comes to mind, here.
@ dormousing it
My heart goes out to you. I know how horrible an experience this is.
@ fran
Just been chatting about the mindset of online Nazis/MRAs over at Varalys place. You’ve just articulated a point I was trying to make.
https://thoughtsofaworkshyfop.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/devlin-waugh-sirius-rising-2000ad-1168.html?showComment=1497914729785&m=1#c1098834020441884082
If you do check it out, be warned, the thread also contains references to kinky queer sex and…Hey, where’s she gone?
@fran
Wow! But what? I just ask why they say cats are like sex bots for women…?
My girlfriend is white and so am i but that is not for any other reason than i love her, not because we want to stop ‘genocide’.But she has dark hair and dark eyes. Before someone has abused her and said she from pakistan. But she more upset when someone said she looked like she from Poland. ))))
As for jews this is so boring now – i tired of this story that everything is run by jews. In auckland airport when i return home from one vessel, one australian man sat next to me and we talking. I in hurry but i stop to drink some beer before i fly so i drinking fast and he just talking- first he just ask where i from, what i do, we talk little bit about Myanmar – but then suddenly he start talking about Rothschild and how everything belongs to them, that there is this conspiracy, they run everything. He say my government also full with jews and rothschild – i dont know how this can even be. He talks fast so i didnt understand everything and lucky also i finish my beer and have to run for my flight.
But, it cannot be that you feel this way about same race couples. Are you joking me, little bit? )))
@Sir Alan
Thank Goddess for that. I was afraid my theory was simply too far-fetched to bear fruit.
I feel like we’re Socrates and Plato in that painting right now. Er, that is, if Plato was a black woman.
Like, this is a breakthrough moment in our mission to understand MRA/White Nationalist logic.
@Admiral Valentine
Yes, the DA JOOS fairytale is getting really old, especially since it’s 2017 and it would be fairly difficult to suss out a Big Jooish Conspiracy with all these smartphones and surveillance mechanisms in place.
For what it’s worth, I have Jewish friends (this sounds gross, and I realize that – I sound like one of those racialists who say things like “BUT I HAVE JEWISH FRIENDS” now) and they’re all very normal and quiet and totally unobtrusive, so I’ve been properly immunized against this idiotic ideology that is so popular nowadays.
I don’t think ALL same race couples are gross racialists, mind you! I just can’t be sure now. There is always a lingering shadow of doubt in my mind that they probably don’t really care about each other and are just trying to Further Whatever Race they’re with.
Axe makes a good point that racial segregation pushes people together, as well, so, again, I can’t be sure if it was a natural thing or if the movers and shakers behind Society made it so.
For what it’s worth, I’m sure people of the same race have fulfilling, normal relationships, but I am also aware of the fact that there are same-race couples who want to do a gross thing and just make more babies of whatever race they belong to.
Elizabeth Regina,
To cement your newfound Jewishness you should eat Chinese food at Christmas, this AUTOMATICALLY turns you Jew.
No need to wait either, it can be “Christmas In July” (US) – so if you have Chinese food (even ONE pot sticker!, ONE fortune cookie!) on The 4th of July – this also has the same effect, YOU’RE JEWISH NOW!!!
Also, drinking “Mad Dog” wine AT ANY TIME. Because the MD doesn’t stand for Mad Dog, it stands for Mogen David. Drink that stuff? BANG! JEWISH!
Add any type of opium + KFC to the above and YOU’RE AN EGYPTIAN!
I know this because I’m an Egyptian.
Or was. Was American too but I lost that from drinking Budweiser beer which turned me into a Mexican.
Viva los gatos! Oops! I’m giving away the Mexican plot now, I better shut up.
@Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
The Harginger of Doom, The Dirge of Despair, the Despoiler of All White People
@Z&T
Wait… I eat Chinese food everyday cause I’m half Chinese…
And all my relatives also eat Chinese food on holidays…
Oh noes, we’re all Jewish, ALL CHINESE PEOPLE ARE JEWISH! AND WE NEVER SAW IT COMING!!!!!!
@Oogly-senpai
I’ve had Chinese people tell me they invented everything before Westerners did, but this is mind-blowing. 😀
4,000 years of culture…and inventing Jewishness!
@Sir Alan
[speaks in an MRA voice]
I’m superior! I have white skin and my ancestors invented Civilization! But white women aren’t having sex with me….SO IT’S GOTTA BE THOSE FUCKING JEWS!
[takes a bow]
That was my one-act play, “How A Pepe Alt-Right Proud Boy Is Born.”
Truly, I am the new Shakespeare of our time.
ETA:
Or a Samuel Beckett. Beckett liked absurd, sparse plays.
Perhaps I shall call this play “Waiting For Pepe”.
@Oogly
http://orig01.deviantart.net/42fa/f/2011/261/8/1/israeli_nyan_cat_by_itaroyanx-d4a74d0.gif
@Fran
To elucidate further, even if it’s explicitly racially motivated, it mayn’t be the couple themselves. Black parents telling their kids not to bring white folks home is a thing. I mean, the race swapped Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner remake wasn’t just making things up. Same for other groups. So, the couple might not actually be like that, but family can put hella pressure
@Dormousing_it,
Sorry for prolonging this when you’re already sad! But lots of hugs for you and your kitty. I’ve been there and it really hurts.
@wwth
Already done, several times :D. I have also never been more proud of my WHTM nym. For the record, I have three feline overlords and I’d like more, frankly.
@Fran,
My partner is Indian – a Sikh – and I’m white (Scottish/English background). Therefore the boy-child is “mixed-race”. Just doin’ my bit for white genocide…
(on that note, a woman at the supermarket once referred to my son as a “half-caste”; I was gobsmacked that people still use that term)
@Dormousing_it, I am so sorry for your loss. Thank you for taking such good care of your cat.
@Axe: DYING laughing at Israel Flag Nyan Cat. OMG.
“There is always a lingering shadow of doubt in my mind that they probably don’t really care about each other and are just trying to Further Whatever Race they’re with.”
But that can not be how you should live and look at people. Very soon you would loose your mind. People who think this white genocide garbage are lonely and sad – they not able to find any person for a couple. And if they can it will be another lonely and sad person. Axe is right about segregation. And also, i not very experience in USA, but of all places i have been it has most tension i can feel about race. I been in panama, columbia, brazil, argentina, costa rica, uruguay – plenty black people there but only in US i experienced this feeling about race. Only in us did one black person ask me if there are black people in my country and i see that lashing gangs working separated by white and black.
Columbia is very friendly, it is my favourite place i have been.
@Axe
That makes sense. It reminds me of the Hoteptronic ramblings I’ve read about how interracial couples are White Devilry, so I expect that such a thing would be frowned upon.
@Grand High Adjutant Mish-nyan
Haha, yes, YES! This pleases me greatly. Truly, you are the heroine we need in these troubled times.
Over here in ‘Murica, I’ve heard people using the word ‘half-breed’ in common conversation, so I can see how this might have happened.
@Admiral Valentine
You’re not wrong. It’s difficult for me to enjoy myself in public anymore, now that I’m stuck playing this guessing game as to whether the people around me are Nazis in disguise or not.
So, wait… does this mean people in China have to fast on December 25 or become default Jews?
Huh. Maybe they DO rule the world. That’s some insidious shit. /s
You know, white-ness – fair skin, fair hair, blue eyes – started out as a genetic mutation. I assume it’s either albinism or something close to it, but I don’t know the deets. So when white supremacists tell us we have to have lots of white babies, they’re really saying, “yoo-hoo! preserve this mutation, my fellow mutants!”
Grr. Aargh.
If I had more brain right now, I would write a brilliant pastiche of Waiting for Godot. But that would involve reading the play again, plus finding vid of a good performance, and besides, I’m not that kind of Sam Beckett fangirl.
@Victorious Parasol
I love both of those Sam Becketts. 😀
I dont think nazis are secret – when you meet someone who is nazi or racist then very soon you know that. I sail before with one cheif engineer – first i didnt like him and soon i know why, he make holocaust jokes, he say bad things about black people wherever he can even though no black people in our crew – he always starts on this subject. He not hiding anything.
I understand that you have many reasons for be suspicious – because you black and trans – but to be suspicous of all? I think it much more likely when you see this same race couples it only because of what axe saying about segregation. And like i also said before – usa most segregated place i have experienced.(((
@ vicky p
It’s such a strange play. With the right actors in the roles it’s like the best piece of media ever. But with the wrong actors it’s fucking unendurable. Not sure what that says about Beckett’s writing.
You’ve no doubt seen the superlative Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellen version. I would also recommend though Rik Mayall/Ade Edmondson. That’s brilliant. Perhaps shouldn’t be surprised as ‘Bottom’ is just Godot; only with more people getting whacked in the goolies (a lesson I think Beckett could learn something from).