By David Futrelle
Reddit’s “Involuntary Celibates” think they have a solution for what ails our higher education system: Get rid of all the female students who’ve had more than one sexual partner.
In a post yesterday on the Incels subreddit, a Redditor calling himself failednormie lays out the logic behind this unique proposal for education reform.
Naturally, most of the denizens of the Incels subreddit seem rather enthusiastic about failednormie’s proposal.
Autistical, a big fan of pre-Revolutionary France, has his own thoughts on possible future employment possibilities for the expelled women.
Other Reddit incels would prefer that no women at all be allowed in universities with men.
![deformedincel -3 points 22 hours ago I don't think women should be allowed to have an education in the first place. I think that is where this all started. Women having rights is the worst thing that has ever happened to the Western World. permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]LearnToSpeakAmerican -2 points 21 hours ago agreed.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/worst.png?ssl=1)
Someone calling himself TheEngineer19 offers an even more radical solution that, while popular with his fellow Reddit incels, proved a bit much for the subreddit’s moderators, who have deleted it — though the original comment, with its 8 upvotes, is still visible in TheEngineer19’s comment history.
Gosh, why on earth would these guys have such trouble finding women to sleep with them?
If women have less sex won’t life for Incels get even more… unremittingly incelly?
to be “fair,” (not that they deserve it) the original poster wasn’t saying *attractive* girls were distracting, but that girls who’d had sex with more than one person were distracting. I’m not sure how or why, but… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They always seem vie with each other for worst possible comment.
Ironic how this is a discussion about education, when these suggestions are not exactly the products of well informed and well educated minds.
Someone is failing somewhere, but the chance of the perps of such failure (to be a decent human being) taking responsibility for their own shortcomings is close to zero.
I wonder if it’s ever occurred to these little goblins that the reason they are “incels” has more to do with them being whiny, self-pitying jerks than anything any woman has ever done? Nobody wants to be around a 24/7 pity party, let alone have sex with one.
The ‘no more than once’ thing reminds me of Cell from DBZ having to absorb both Androids 17 and 18 to achieve his Perfect form. Perhaps that’s it. By absorbing 2 penes, a Girl (Imperfect) becomes a Woman (Semiperfect) becomes a C*nt (Perfect). As for how these guys could possibly know about your sexual history, faculty will obviously have scooters to read how much sex you’ve had. Foolproof!
There have, however, been incidents where a gal’s Hooker Level exceeded 8000 (some reports said 9000) and caused the equipment to explode. As an exact number couldn’t be verified, Son ‘Cockarot’ Stacy was grudgingly allowed into the school…
Keeping in mind that they’re only really concerned with cis/straight women who fall within their narrow parameters of age/attractiveness, I guess the fact that their proposed ban would also keep a large portion of the rest of the women who don’t please their boners out of college is just a bonus.
@Axe: I’m not even a DBZ fan and that made me ugly laugh.
Maybe if you didn’t say such vile hateful shit, you wouldn’t be incels in the first place.
Has that ever even fucking occurred to you?
To know this, they’d either have to be eavesdropping on the women’s conversations, and I really doubt that these women wouldn’t notice some guy so obviously listening in.
Or, they’d have to be watching the women having sex.
Both options are creepy as fuck, and probably the biggest reason they’re incels to begin with.
Nobody expects the Incel Inquisition.
The “we must return to pre-French Revolution” bit somewhat reeks of fundamentalist Catholicism (well, “tarnished forever” does too).
At least this is the only group I know of that could still hold a grudge against that event. The rest of the world kind of moved on, mainstream Church included (to birth control, abortion and gender studies, natch).
I don’t think he even means pre-Revolution France, just in general the super-fun-happy imaginary land before those libertines and Freemasons destroyed the God-ordained world order.
@brian
Well, he did say why it was distracting. Those girls remind him how they’re having sex and he is not, and this is the worst tragedy in the world.
Really, it seems like this is the real reason the OP wants to have no women at university (or anywhere near him), and all else is just big facade.
But, like, why not also expel guys who have sex? Don’t they talk about it, too? Aren’t those Chads just the worst? I don’t get it…
@Paradoxy
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Also (having missed the edit window) – If failednormie can’t figure out how to study in some sort of isolation, how did he even graduate high school?
Do they even know that most campuses have libraries? I worked in the library at the uni I went to and the clever ways students invent to block out the world are impressive. Jackets, stacks of books, umbrellas, art supplies and camera tripods are just a few ingenious ways to make a fort in the library! Crib one of those, maybe?
Or perhaps someone could write up a helpful pamphlet on how to effectively stick their nose in a book and put earbuds in to avoid being distracted by women who’ve had more than one sex partner*.
*I’m guessing these incel types must have perfected a way to spot a two-cock stare now?
I suppose there would be mandatory cherry inspections on enrolment, but then if they rode horses or used a tampax they would be inelegible for an education too, I suppose the only way to be sure is FGM, have them sewn up until they are married.
This fucking stuff is sick, bloody Handmaid’s Tale bollocks. I guess the only way the incels feel good about themselves is by reducing women to vermin. Makes me ashamed of my fellow men 🙁
When I was in college, boys masturbated to ‘Penthouse’, not ‘The Handmaids Tale.’
@ Dr. Thang: Of course they do! You can be banned for posting spoilers for the Latest Big Movie! I mean, that’s a SERIOUS offense!
This is why I say that Reddit is 4chan for people who would like to think that they’re better than 4chan while doing exactly the same shit.
@ MexicanHotChocolate / I Blame Myself: No, it hasn’t, and it never will. It’s like being a bore — if it occurs to you to wonder if you are one, you’re not.
Somehow, I don’t think these “incels” would have done any better in pre-revolutionary France. With the dueling culture at the time, talking this way about women would be a very poor idea.
@Hambeast oh, don’t you worry, they know how to isolate themselves. This is just a request to marginalize women so they can feel better. The username “failednormie” is enough to prove that. The guy is probably an alt-right supporter, only the a/r uses the word “normie”.
He refers to “well traditioned” women…also alt-right.
I don’t take Incels’ complaints seriously. They have no real struggle in their lives, except for raging unrequitted boners.
Maybe the incels would like some chemical castration to make it a little easier to tolerate?
While you’re not wishing violence upon them per se, this treads the line oh so closely. A little too closely. So…let’s not.
Orz. Deplorables is right. Hillary was vilified for using the term but The MRA continue to be deplorable.
David keeps proving this point. From mocking the victims of the manchester bombing to saying the only value of women is that they can carry seed to saying that women who have slept with more than one man should be banned from university…
So as the person here who can most closely relate to the incels (whiny ass, who is constantly throwing a pity party) I feel I should weigh in.
*ahem*
For the love of god(s) please shut up, your ideas are awful both on a moral level and a level of actual logic.
To paraphrase the Matrix:
“There is no logic.”
This goes against the trope that sex is “carnal knowledge” and once you have sex you’re somehow wiser. Does sex make you smarter or stupider? WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!
“Well traditioned females” – obviously he means women who have a long family history of being well-builders. Oh wait, women can’t build things. Forgot that.
Also, Today I Learned that “universities used to be purely a place of the mind” until women were admitted. That explains why pictures of medieval universities all show auditoriums with disembodied brains floating around. Glad to have that historical mystery cleared up.
Hey, if you want to wear a giant wig and paint beauty marks on your face, don’t let me stop you.
The fact that I have no idea whether Nazi Chadcock is a joke or a real person says it all, really.
No no, it would be MUCH easier to simply instate a nationwide government-run system of blind dates.
Wasn’t that a scene in Barbarella?