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The Daily Stormer notices the profile of me in the New York Times, declares victory

Woody Guthrie’s true successor

By David Futrelle

Truly, there is nothing that the alt-right won’t declare a victory. Like, for example, the profile of me that ran this week in the New York Times, which Daily Stormer writer Eric Striker insists is a sign that he and his Nazi pals are “winning the culture war.”

In a post with the thoughtful headline “Jew York Times Writes Fluff Piece Promoting Professional Cuckold David Futrelle,” Striker complains that the NYT, er JYT

gave David Futrelle his first ever blowjob yesterday.

That’s the only word that could describe the promotional profile, which presented Futrelle as some sort of sardonic internet vigilante holding back the Nazi night.

He sounds a little mad.

In reality, all this fink does is copy and paste young men blowing off steam about women in their own spaces online. The entries are followed by feline Comic Book Guy style “Worst. Post. Ever…” snark.

Definitely mad.

Striker concludes his devastating critique of this little blog by calling me a “cuck.”

Being a man nowadays is hard, Futrelle takes the easy route. He is celebrated by elites at the Gray Yenta because he proudly accepts his status as a eunuch – what feminist women themselves deride as “Cuck Bois.”

Then, after cutting and pasting nearly the entire NYT piece, he declares FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[T]he system is giving Futrelle’s corporate product free promotion because the liberal bench is shallow and we’re winning the culture war. 

WINNING!

This is a good sign, it means they can’t find the young Woody Guthrie or Rage Against The Machine so they have to settle for Man Boobz the internet blogger.

Huh? I’m not quite sure how I ended up in some sort of contest with the ghost of Woody Guthrie, but this did give me an excuse to post my little “this machine kills fascists” pic at the top of the post.

The “rules” Futrelle is so upset about people breaking are that feminism and the sexual revolution can never be challenged. Not even among teenage boys playing computer games.

That’s because the whole house is built on sand. One puff from the big bad Fascist wolf and Futrelle is blown the fuck out along with his wall of framed cat pictures.

Ok, first off, the houses that the big bad wolf blew away were made of straw and sticks, respectively, not sand. Seriously, dude. Preschoolers know this.

Second, I’m really not quite sure why my fondness for cats gets these dudes so mad, but let’s see if I can give a few of them heart attacks with this lil picture I made with the help of Dreamscopeapp.com.

No one knows what it’s like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue kitten eyes

Striker ends his post, somewhat unexpectedly, by asking you ladies reading this for a date:

And by the way David, since I know you’re reading this, just know that all the women who comment on your website would rather sleep with a misogynistic, muscular and dominant “Neo-Nazi” who berates them over you.

Ok, ladies, form a line on the (far) right!

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PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Both examples he used are talking about the original fucking melmagazine article.

It’s still not a thing, and he still sounds like an immature 12 year old.

What an asshole.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ makroth & peevee

Doesn’t that count though if they adopt the term? (must confess, only skimmed the articles).

Whilst being fair to Nazis is a weird concept, I don’t want them to think I’m goalpost shifting.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

No news on last night’s emergency, which hopefully means all’s well.

@Mildlymagnificent
*hugs* and condolences

@Paradoxy

I might hit up Fran tho. Fran seems nice.

She’s a hell of a lady.

@Alan

Doesn’t that count though if they adopt the term? (must confess, only skimmed the articles).

2 articles mentioning that another article used the term satirically doesn’t constitute adopting the term.

tim gueguen
7 years ago

Actually I think you mean ‘fuck buoys’, floating supports provided for the convenience of people who want to have sex in the middle of the sea.

That doesn’t work in American English unfortunately, where someone decided that buoy should be pronounced “boo-eee.” A weird pronunciation that some Canadians use as well.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Alan,

Does David writing about these guys mean he’s adopted their ideas?

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ dalillama & peevee

The Reddit thing does just seem to be people commenting on the original Mel article so I guess that doesn’t count. The Babe feature though, whilst referencing the original, does it appears adopt the term and the author uses it herself.

I obviously don’t want to concede something that’s incorrect; but at the same time I’m not going to wriggle out of a commitment. The conditions were a feminist using the term unironically. The Babe author does use it to describe guys who identify as feminists. Now her complaint is about guys essentially using self professed feminism to ingratiate themselves with women. But, doesn’t that still comply?

I’d like to formulate a response to Mr Striker. Don’t want him thinking I’m flouncing. So any thoughts gratefully received. And I’m quite happy to abide by my offer anyway. I made it in good faith. We’re not MRA/Nazis so I’m not going to adopt their moving the goalposts/changing the subject tactics.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

@Alan,

Look into the Babe author and see if she uses it anywhere else. Look up the term and see if it’s mentioned anywhere else.

Then do what you feel is necessary.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ peevee

Well the deal was one mention. So I guess I’ll have to say he’s complied.

Heh, let battle commence. 😀

Not having them saying we don’t put our money where our mouths are. Leave that to them.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Ha fucking priceless!!!

I conceded the point and said I was happy to meet so they could try and kick my head in. I’ve been banned for breaching their rule on “promoting violence”.

I’m not interested in beating you up because I don’t fear your ideas. The people who start the violence are always on your side, that’s because when a free intellectual debate becomes necessary your side always loses. Us “fascists” and “nazis” only become violent in self-defense, when you judeo-leftists make it a zero sum game.

As for Cuck Boi, you are indeed moving the goalposts. Cuck Boi may not be as common as “Manarchist” and “Brocialist”, but the idea is the same: feminist women find their “male allies” to be repulsive, stupid or weak. One day when you grow up and learn to watch what women do rather than listen to what they say you will see why.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ ooglyboggles

I’ve no idea what that was, but I wish I hadn’t put headphones on with the volume up. 😀

I’m very disappointed with the quality of today’s Nazis though. I offered a 3 to 1 advantage for goodness sake.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

I’m also not clear how I’m moving the goalposts when I actually conceded the point.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw
I guess they aren’t used to people making their arguments that way you do 😀 Sorry about that. I just figured that Wraith King’s line from DotA 2 was appropriate for the occasion.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Alan,

Then what the fuck did he even bring up cuck bois up for in the first place if even he knows it’s not a thing?

This guy couldn’t logic his way out of a paper sack with a cat helping him.

All he has are tepid insults. Eyeroll.

Ooglyboggles, the irony is indeed rich.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

Well, I managed to do the thing, but, apparently, I was beaten to it; someone else HACKED THEIR GIBSON before I could.

I blame my stupid Linux distro; they dropped an update on me and it took a few hours to sort out before I could get to work. Ah, well.

[puts self in the Shame Box]

I ended up having to remove the post because it seemed as though we were doubleposting.

ETA:

Also, hugs to @mildly and @dali for the rough times they’re experiencing.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

What also tickled me a bit after all the talk about ‘doxxing’ is I used my real name linked to my picture; and they didn’t believe me.

Sorry, no beta wankers allowed on this board, “Alan”.

ETA: @ fran – no worries. I still really appreciate all your help. Heh, managed what, 3 hours? before I was banned anyway 🙂

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Alan, you didn’t give yourself a name like Baron von Massivebone, so naturally they were suspicious.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Sir Alan

Damn it all! If I hadn’t gone and given the game away by reposting your question, I could have loaned you this new account to wreak further havoc with. Further ineptitude on my part, I’m afraid. Now I’m extra ashamed.

I appreciate not falling out of favor, however.

@PeeVee

THE LUSTY ADVENTURES OF BARON VON MASSIVEBONE

A HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVEL

History Nerd
History Nerd
7 years ago

I thought “Manarchist” and “Brocialists” refer to misogynists with otherwise left-wing views, or at least people who root patriarchy or racism in economic conditions to an excessive degree (claiming that fixing economic inequality will completely eliminate white supremacy and patriarchy).

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Dreemr-Senpai

That’s quite understandable. Guns are tools, not toys, and I must admit I’m a little discomfited by people who fetishize them.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

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Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@PeeVee

The large phallic tower in the background of “Defending Dildo Manor”‘s front cover really pulls the whole thing together.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

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Okay, I’ll stop.

Fran, it’s definitely a wonderful composition.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@PeeVee

“I think something got in my eye.”

That’s what I imagine the woman on that front cover is saying, for some reason. 😀