By David Futrelle
Truly, there is nothing that the alt-right won’t declare a victory. Like, for example, the profile of me that ran this week in the New York Times, which Daily Stormer writer Eric Striker insists is a sign that he and his Nazi pals are “winning the culture war.”
In a post with the thoughtful headline “Jew York Times Writes Fluff Piece Promoting Professional Cuckold David Futrelle,” Striker complains that the NYT, er JYT
gave David Futrelle his first ever blowjob yesterday.
That’s the only word that could describe the promotional profile, which presented Futrelle as some sort of sardonic internet vigilante holding back the Nazi night.
He sounds a little mad.
In reality, all this fink does is copy and paste young men blowing off steam about women in their own spaces online. The entries are followed by feline Comic Book Guy style “Worst. Post. Ever…” snark.
Definitely mad.
Striker concludes his devastating critique of this little blog by calling me a “cuck.”
Being a man nowadays is hard, Futrelle takes the easy route. He is celebrated by elites at the Gray Yenta because he proudly accepts his status as a eunuch – what feminist women themselves deride as “Cuck Bois.”
Then, after cutting and pasting nearly the entire NYT piece, he declares FLAWLESS VICTORY.
[T]he system is giving Futrelle’s corporate product free promotion because the liberal bench is shallow and we’re winning the culture war.
WINNING!
This is a good sign, it means they can’t find the young Woody Guthrie or Rage Against The Machine so they have to settle for Man Boobz the internet blogger.
Huh? I’m not quite sure how I ended up in some sort of contest with the ghost of Woody Guthrie, but this did give me an excuse to post my little “this machine kills fascists” pic at the top of the post.
The “rules” Futrelle is so upset about people breaking are that feminism and the sexual revolution can never be challenged. Not even among teenage boys playing computer games.
That’s because the whole house is built on sand. One puff from the big bad Fascist wolf and Futrelle is blown the fuck out along with his wall of framed cat pictures.
Ok, first off, the houses that the big bad wolf blew away were made of straw and sticks, respectively, not sand. Seriously, dude. Preschoolers know this.
Second, I’m really not quite sure why my fondness for cats gets these dudes so mad, but let’s see if I can give a few of them heart attacks with this lil picture I made with the help of Dreamscopeapp.com.
Striker ends his post, somewhat unexpectedly, by asking you ladies reading this for a date:
And by the way David, since I know you’re reading this, just know that all the women who comment on your website would rather sleep with a misogynistic, muscular and dominant “Neo-Nazi” who berates them over you.
Ok, ladies, form a line on the (far) right!
Tom G,
http://i.imgur.com/EW8Bi1r.gif
You sure convinced me that you’re a neutral observer who just so happens to think that fucking Nazis have a point and a compelling argument.
Riiiiiggghhht
Seriously, Tom G.?
Compelling arguments? That’s what you got from reading Striker’s words? Then there’s no point in continuing to debate with you.
For the rest of you interested in more about the daily stormer…
Last time I read anything on the daily stormer (today, I read part of their forum FAQ about what’s acceptable to post), I found the logic the opposite of compelling, and the arguments generally wrong.
TW: illogic, poor thinking, irrational requirements.
The following are 7-day suspensions, no appeal…
3-day suspension for (skipping the more common rules against flaming, etc.)
These Nazis sure do love rules, don’t they. I wonder (not really) whether the real Nazis had such a fetish for rules.
@Tom G
Says he’s on our side
“But the nazis have some points that i kinda sorta agree with”
…..Really? Did you think that saying that on a feminist blog would be well received or make people trip over themselves?
@Tom G
Because you’re a credulous idiot?
Because you’re a credulous idiot.
If a site makes reporting someone for being a Jew even a thing, all credibility is just out the window.
@Alan Robertshaw
And drive, too. There’s a story about how she once invited a previous king of saudi arabia for a tour of one of her estates, and then did the driving herself at some speed. Women aren’t allowed to drive in SA, and the king was somewhat distressed by the event and kept asking her to slow down.
Nice little bit of subtle diplomacy, that.
Plus if you’re a young person who thinks a site that bans people for the crime of being Jewish is a good thing, I don’t exactly think you’d be a person of character and decency. Just a feeling…
@katie
@this handle is a test
That word is annoying as hell. It’s so stupid I can’t believe politicians use it.
The Virginia candidate Corey Stewart used the word “cuckservative” during his campaign, trying to appeal to the alt-right.
I really don’t understand why they find it so appealing, it makes them sound like 12 y.o. idiots.
For someone who claims white men are the ones creating everything of value (civilization, art, philosophy) they’re way too good at destroying the political discourse.
And by the way David, since I know you’re reading this, just know that all the women who comment on your website would rather sleep with a misogynistic, muscular and dominant “Neo-Nazi” who berates them over you.
INACCURATE!
OT, but there’s not an active open thread atm:
My elderly employer’s spouse just had a heart attack here at work, just after a fainting spell on the part of my employer. They’ve both just left in an ambulance, and I am extremely worried.
@ Francesca Torpedo;
Well, there are a lot of Superior Aryan White Women who post here.
Superior to nazis is not a high bar. I am definitely white (hell, I’m virtually transparent), but I’m “post wall” and fat, so not sure they’d recognise my superiority. Still wouldn’t touch these losers with a stick
@Francesca: Lump Beefbroth! Slab Bulkhead! Bridge Largemeat!
@Dali, I wish quick healing and good doctors for them.
@Tosca for next time, when no one understands whether it’s inaccurate or not…
@WWTH
Exactly. The Daily Stormer only has an audience because they claim stupid victories to keep their readers on edge but seated. “Don’t leave guys, look! Found another jew! Haha! See?! Winning! Pliz gimmie bitcoinz”. ?
I have to hand it to you.
It’s not an easy task to dive into the crazy and re-emerge still grounded to report about these crazies.
Would LOVE to read some futuristic novel wherein the MRAs and the nth wave feminists they love to rail about meet at a convention or something and embrace one another and agree that they hate one another so much they should go to Ultimate Fight Club on planet Neptune or something and leave the rest of us the hell alone while they do their “poor me” Fight Club kabuki.
For some reason, my comment dissecting Tom G isn’t showing up. is anyone else seeing it? Just in case it isn’t, here’s the post in full again:
Accompanying music for this post:
@Tom G
Ah the classic trick of a troll pretending to be on the same side as everyone else, except with a ‘but…’ attached to it, an interesting start from my experience with trolls. Let’s continue, then
One person’s message: ‘Hey, these Mras, Nazis, MGTOWs and incels are idiots and wrong, let’s mock them’
Other person’s message: ‘Women and nonwhite, noncis, nonhet people are inferior, the Jews are behind everything, Western civilization is dying out, and only exists because of white people. White Genocide is a thing that is happening’ I’m honestly a bit confused as to why the ridiculous claims of the Daily Stormer are more compelling to you than the idea of mocking them.
First thing to note, David only calls fascists fascists, if somevody is an MRA, but not a fascist (something quite rare nowadays), he’ll call that guy an MRA and other fitting adjectives, but not fascist. Furthermore, the cat pictures are what some people call brain bleach, so that there is something slightly calming after idiots raising blood pressure.
So why is it a bad thing to call them fascists then? Sure, they won’t be offended by that, but it’s meant more as a descriptor than to rile them up. The thing that offends them is more likely to be the full-throated mockery of idiocy that the fascists at Daily Stormer produce on a regular basis. The thing being that fascists are generally extremely thin-skinned, and like to project this trait on opponents because they can’t bear the idea that other people might be better than them in some respect.
In what way do Nazi ideas make sense? I’m honestly confused as to which ones do. You mention ‘female psychology and biological drives’ as the points in question, but all that shows is that you don’t make the slightest bit of effort to actually research something before you take it onboard, none of what the Daily Stormer and other Nazi sites claim about women is actually supported by any amount of science. In other words, it’s absolutely bullshit drivel, and agreeing with it merely shows some amount of a lack of critical thinking. I don’t know about you, but I like to actually read the actual information, be it scientific or of other varieties, on a subject before committing to a view. It helps quite a bit with not being taken in by Nazis.
Does he, though? the stated goal of this site is to mock misogynists (a group to which Nazis rightfully belong), not to argue with them. If you want actual analysis of why these views are wrong, other sites exist. This is more a catalog of misogynists in many different shapes and forms.
Also @JS: Yes, the original Nazis were great fans of rules and bureaucracy, mostly because it’s a lot easier to justify discrimination by saying ‘Well, we’re just following the rules’. Also, it makes controlling an entire population significantly easier.
Another OT rabbit hole here, and this one decidedly smutty in nature. Am I the only one who thinks that the current Daniel Craig incarnation of Bond often seems to have more chemistry with the villains than with the Bond Girls? Seriously, take Casino Royale as an example. The poker games Bond enters to catch Le Chiffre are basically extended eyefucking sessions with cards. If I’d had any hand in writing and/or directing the damn thing, it would’ve rapidly devolved into porn-quickies between poker hands, and the torture scene becomes an S&M session on a dime. The Bond/Silva chemistry in Skyfall is also quite steamy, but for my money Casino Royale has the best slash material.
Self-proclaimed “alphas,” and self-described “not-racists.” The internets are filled with both, and sweatergawdt, I TRULY can’t decide who burns my grits more.
Anywenny. Congrats, David. You deserve all the kudos. *power fist emojimabob*
Tom G:
Yes, it IS a real problem, but that problem is yours, and as an adult it is something you should address yourself. David’s mission is to mock. I have been coming to this site for about 3 years, and I have never seen David do serious and vicious takedowns. It is not his responsibility to ensure that men like you do not become Stormer sympathisers.
One thing you will see everywhere, in almost every ideology, is SOMETHING that you agree with, but it is NEVER an original thought. Most every day contemporary extremists take a hotch potch of different ideas from different places and throw them all together.
I’m always confused when people complain that a website set up to “mock” Nazis and misogynists does just that.
We don’t need to respond to their invented “evopsych” or centuries-old hatred of the “other” with a serious academic treatise.
Just like I don’t take it seriously when my kid says bedtime is stoopid and ice-cream is a nutritious breakfast and homework is for losers.
These guys are saying they aren’t getting laid because all of society is arranged to deprive their dick of action and all their other problems are the result of various people with non-white skin or unconventional sexual identities.
You can’t reason with screaming tantrums. We’ll talk when you’re thinking more clearly.
LGPhillips:
Comments policy, bro. Read it.
Kind of gave your hand away with the concern trolling.
Well, that’s because this is the 21st century. Listening audiences have splintered, and the internet is the medium of choice for the Resistance. Do try to keep up.
@Tom G:
No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to agree with them. If their arguments don’t sit comfortably with you, then figure out why. Do the homework and debunk their claims yourself. Go outside and observe how people behave in the real world (not the one in your head). Ask people directly what makes them tick. Don’t make up stuff about people’s motivations that simply reflects your own self-serving biases. And don’t just swallow opinions uncritically.
This blog assumes that certain things, such as women being human beings capable of rational thought, are so obviously axiomatic they don’t need to be “proven”.
Unless you actually DO agree with Nazis and are just here to sealion, in which case off is the direction in which you are cordially invited to fornicate.
@Dali: That sounds unbelievably awful. I hope you hear some news soon.
@Dali:
That’s truly scary. I hope they’re doing okay now. Hang in there.