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The Daily Stormer notices the profile of me in the New York Times, declares victory

Woody Guthrie’s true successor

By David Futrelle

Truly, there is nothing that the alt-right won’t declare a victory. Like, for example, the profile of me that ran this week in the New York Times, which Daily Stormer writer Eric Striker insists is a sign that he and his Nazi pals are “winning the culture war.”

In a post with the thoughtful headline “Jew York Times Writes Fluff Piece Promoting Professional Cuckold David Futrelle,” Striker complains that the NYT, er JYT

gave David Futrelle his first ever blowjob yesterday.

That’s the only word that could describe the promotional profile, which presented Futrelle as some sort of sardonic internet vigilante holding back the Nazi night.

He sounds a little mad.

In reality, all this fink does is copy and paste young men blowing off steam about women in their own spaces online. The entries are followed by feline Comic Book Guy style “Worst. Post. Ever…” snark.

Definitely mad.

Striker concludes his devastating critique of this little blog by calling me a “cuck.”

Being a man nowadays is hard, Futrelle takes the easy route. He is celebrated by elites at the Gray Yenta because he proudly accepts his status as a eunuch – what feminist women themselves deride as “Cuck Bois.”

Then, after cutting and pasting nearly the entire NYT piece, he declares FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[T]he system is giving Futrelle’s corporate product free promotion because the liberal bench is shallow and we’re winning the culture war. 

WINNING!

This is a good sign, it means they can’t find the young Woody Guthrie or Rage Against The Machine so they have to settle for Man Boobz the internet blogger.

Huh? I’m not quite sure how I ended up in some sort of contest with the ghost of Woody Guthrie, but this did give me an excuse to post my little “this machine kills fascists” pic at the top of the post.

The “rules” Futrelle is so upset about people breaking are that feminism and the sexual revolution can never be challenged. Not even among teenage boys playing computer games.

That’s because the whole house is built on sand. One puff from the big bad Fascist wolf and Futrelle is blown the fuck out along with his wall of framed cat pictures.

Ok, first off, the houses that the big bad wolf blew away were made of straw and sticks, respectively, not sand. Seriously, dude. Preschoolers know this.

Second, I’m really not quite sure why my fondness for cats gets these dudes so mad, but let’s see if I can give a few of them heart attacks with this lil picture I made with the help of Dreamscopeapp.com.

No one knows what it’s like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue kitten eyes

Striker ends his post, somewhat unexpectedly, by asking you ladies reading this for a date:

And by the way David, since I know you’re reading this, just know that all the women who comment on your website would rather sleep with a misogynistic, muscular and dominant “Neo-Nazi” who berates them over you.

Ok, ladies, form a line on the (far) right!

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weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Tom G,

http://i.imgur.com/EW8Bi1r.gif

You sure convinced me that you’re a neutral observer who just so happens to think that fucking Nazis have a point and a compelling argument.

Riiiiiggghhht

JS
JS
3 years ago

Seriously, Tom G.?

Compelling arguments? That’s what you got from reading Striker’s words? Then there’s no point in continuing to debate with you.

For the rest of you interested in more about the daily stormer…
Last time I read anything on the daily stormer (today, I read part of their forum FAQ about what’s acceptable to post), I found the logic the opposite of compelling, and the arguments generally wrong.

TW: illogic, poor thinking, irrational requirements.
The following are 7-day suspensions, no appeal…

1. Commenting on a thread without having read it. …

2. Creating a religious thread, whether to promote or attack that religion (This only includes white religions such as all forms of Christianity, neo-paganism, Mormonism, Creativity, etc. You are allowed to create threads to insult or attack non-white religions such as Judaism, Islam or Hinduism, and also cults, such as Jehovah’s Witnesses.)

Several further offenses mentioned, more than half of them in total include offenses against “white”s in some way

3-day suspension for (skipping the more common rules against flaming, etc.)

7. Randomly accusing another poster of being a Jew (if you think someone is a Jew, report them, and their account will be reviewed by a mod).

8. Anti-social behavior

12. Femspaining (sic)

These Nazis sure do love rules, don’t they. I wonder (not really) whether the real Nazis had such a fetish for rules.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Tom G
Says he’s on our side
“But the nazis have some points that i kinda sorta agree with”

…..Really? Did you think that saying that on a feminist blog would be well received or make people trip over themselves?

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

@Tom G

However, if I was a young guy stumbling across this site and read this response I would have to probably agree with the Nazi shit head.

Because you’re a credulous idiot?

I first stumbled upon dailystormer during the 2016 election after it was in the news and even I have to admit some of their arguments are very compelling.

Because you’re a credulous idiot.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

If a site makes reporting someone for being a Jew even a thing, all credibility is just out the window.

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

Yup, she was a mechanic. She used to fix ambulances.

And drive, too. There’s a story about how she once invited a previous king of saudi arabia for a tour of one of her estates, and then did the driving herself at some speed. Women aren’t allowed to drive in SA, and the king was somewhat distressed by the event and kept asking her to slow down.

Nice little bit of subtle diplomacy, that.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

Plus if you’re a young person who thinks a site that bans people for the crime of being Jewish is a good thing, I don’t exactly think you’d be a person of character and decency. Just a feeling…

Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
3 years ago

@katie

They made up this whole “cuck” nonsense, and now they think we are using it? Maybe some might, as a joke, but it’s a stupid concept and a stupid word.

@this handle is a test

Is it just me or is the term “cuck” vaguely nauseating in a way I can’t define. Seriously, I’ve very seldom found a word in and of itself grotesque, but there it is…

That word is annoying as hell. It’s so stupid I can’t believe politicians use it.
The Virginia candidate Corey Stewart used the word “cuckservative” during his campaign, trying to appeal to the alt-right.
I really don’t understand why they find it so appealing, it makes them sound like 12 y.o. idiots.
For someone who claims white men are the ones creating everything of value (civilization, art, philosophy) they’re way too good at destroying the political discourse.

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
3 years ago

And by the way David, since I know you’re reading this, just know that all the women who comment on your website would rather sleep with a misogynistic, muscular and dominant “Neo-Nazi” who berates them over you.

INACCURATE!

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

OT, but there’s not an active open thread atm:

My elderly employer’s spouse just had a heart attack here at work, just after a fainting spell on the part of my employer. They’ve both just left in an ambulance, and I am extremely worried.

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
3 years ago

@ Francesca Torpedo;

Well, there are a lot of Superior Aryan White Women who post here.

Superior to nazis is not a high bar. I am definitely white (hell, I’m virtually transparent), but I’m “post wall” and fat, so not sure they’d recognise my superiority. Still wouldn’t touch these losers with a stick

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
3 years ago

@Francesca: Lump Beefbroth! Slab Bulkhead! Bridge Largemeat!

JS
JS
3 years ago

@Dali, I wish quick healing and good doctors for them.

@Tosca for next time, when no one understands whether it’s inaccurate or not…comment image

Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
3 years ago

@WWTH

If a site makes reporting someone for being a Jew even a thing, all credibility is just out the window.

Exactly. The Daily Stormer only has an audience because they claim stupid victories to keep their readers on edge but seated. “Don’t leave guys, look! Found another jew! Haha! See?! Winning! Pliz gimmie bitcoinz”. 🙄

LGPhillips
LGPhillips
3 years ago

I have to hand it to you.

It’s not an easy task to dive into the crazy and re-emerge still grounded to report about these crazies.

Would LOVE to read some futuristic novel wherein the MRAs and the nth wave feminists they love to rail about meet at a convention or something and embrace one another and agree that they hate one another so much they should go to Ultimate Fight Club on planet Neptune or something and leave the rest of us the hell alone while they do their “poor me” Fight Club kabuki.

Swedish Sexual Bread
Swedish Sexual Bread
3 years ago

For some reason, my comment dissecting Tom G isn’t showing up. is anyone else seeing it? Just in case it isn’t, here’s the post in full again:
Accompanying music for this post:

@Tom G

David, I read this blog quite a lot but I feel your response was very lackluster. We cannot have these Nazi’s “ideas” get out in public.

Ah the classic trick of a troll pretending to be on the same side as everyone else, except with a ‘but…’ attached to it, an interesting start from my experience with trolls. Let’s continue, then

However, if I was a young guy stumbling across this site and read this response I would have to probably agree with the Nazi shit head. Not because I agree with him just because he message is much more compelling.

One person’s message: ‘Hey, these Mras, Nazis, MGTOWs and incels are idiots and wrong, let’s mock them’
Other person’s message: ‘Women and nonwhite, noncis, nonhet people are inferior, the Jews are behind everything, Western civilization is dying out, and only exists because of white people. White Genocide is a thing that is happening’ I’m honestly a bit confused as to why the ridiculous claims of the Daily Stormer are more compelling to you than the idea of mocking them.

Cat pictures and “you’re a fascist” isn’t going to cut it.

First thing to note, David only calls fascists fascists, if somevody is an MRA, but not a fascist (something quite rare nowadays), he’ll call that guy an MRA and other fitting adjectives, but not fascist. Furthermore, the cat pictures are what some people call brain bleach, so that there is something slightly calming after idiots raising blood pressure.

This guy is not offended by being called a fascist. Daily Stormer openly state that they are fascists and Nazi’s and are very proud of the fact.

So why is it a bad thing to call them fascists then? Sure, they won’t be offended by that, but it’s meant more as a descriptor than to rile them up. The thing that offends them is more likely to be the full-throated mockery of idiocy that the fascists at Daily Stormer produce on a regular basis. The thing being that fascists are generally extremely thin-skinned, and like to project this trait on opponents because they can’t bear the idea that other people might be better than them in some respect.

I first stumbled upon dailystormer during the 2016 election after it was in the news and even I have to admit some of their arguments are very compelling. I hate myself for it but I have to agree with them on some things and this is a real problem. Especially a lot of their writing on female psychology and biological drives. They write in a disgusting way but it makes sense.

In what way do Nazi ideas make sense? I’m honestly confused as to which ones do. You mention ‘female psychology and biological drives’ as the points in question, but all that shows is that you don’t make the slightest bit of effort to actually research something before you take it onboard, none of what the Daily Stormer and other Nazi sites claim about women is actually supported by any amount of science. In other words, it’s absolutely bullshit drivel, and agreeing with it merely shows some amount of a lack of critical thinking. I don’t know about you, but I like to actually read the actual information, be it scientific or of other varieties, on a subject before committing to a view. It helps quite a bit with not being taken in by Nazis.

You need to tackle these Nazi’s on the same level or more people are going to become attracted to their sick ideology.

Does he, though? the stated goal of this site is to mock misogynists (a group to which Nazis rightfully belong), not to argue with them. If you want actual analysis of why these views are wrong, other sites exist. This is more a catalog of misogynists in many different shapes and forms.

Also @JS: Yes, the original Nazis were great fans of rules and bureaucracy, mostly because it’s a lot easier to justify discrimination by saying ‘Well, we’re just following the rules’. Also, it makes controlling an entire population significantly easier.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
3 years ago

Another OT rabbit hole here, and this one decidedly smutty in nature. Am I the only one who thinks that the current Daniel Craig incarnation of Bond often seems to have more chemistry with the villains than with the Bond Girls? Seriously, take Casino Royale as an example. The poker games Bond enters to catch Le Chiffre are basically extended eyefucking sessions with cards. If I’d had any hand in writing and/or directing the damn thing, it would’ve rapidly devolved into porn-quickies between poker hands, and the torture scene becomes an S&M session on a dime. The Bond/Silva chemistry in Skyfall is also quite steamy, but for my money Casino Royale has the best slash material.

Still Fiqah
Still Fiqah
3 years ago

Self-proclaimed “alphas,” and self-described “not-racists.” The internets are filled with both, and sweatergawdt, I TRULY can’t decide who burns my grits more.

Anywenny. Congrats, David. You deserve all the kudos. *power fist emojimabob*

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

Tom G:

I hate myself for it but I have to agree with them on some things and this is a real problem.

Yes, it IS a real problem, but that problem is yours, and as an adult it is something you should address yourself. David’s mission is to mock. I have been coming to this site for about 3 years, and I have never seen David do serious and vicious takedowns. It is not his responsibility to ensure that men like you do not become Stormer sympathisers.

One thing you will see everywhere, in almost every ideology, is SOMETHING that you agree with, but it is NEVER an original thought. Most every day contemporary extremists take a hotch potch of different ideas from different places and throw them all together.

Elizabeth Regina
Elizabeth Regina
3 years ago

I’m always confused when people complain that a website set up to “mock” Nazis and misogynists does just that.

We don’t need to respond to their invented “evopsych” or centuries-old hatred of the “other” with a serious academic treatise.

Just like I don’t take it seriously when my kid says bedtime is stoopid and ice-cream is a nutritious breakfast and homework is for losers.

These guys are saying they aren’t getting laid because all of society is arranged to deprive their dick of action and all their other problems are the result of various people with non-white skin or unconventional sexual identities.

You can’t reason with screaming tantrums. We’ll talk when you’re thinking more clearly.

NiOg, Adorator Culorum Actus Lesbiis
NiOg, Adorator Culorum Actus Lesbiis
3 years ago

LGPhillips:

Comments policy, bro. Read it.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
3 years ago

You need to tackle these Nazi’s on the same level or more people are going to become attracted to their sick ideology.

Kind of gave your hand away with the concern trolling.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

This is a good sign, it means they can’t find the young Woody Guthrie or Rage Against The Machine so they have to settle for Man Boobz the internet blogger.

Well, that’s because this is the 21st century. Listening audiences have splintered, and the internet is the medium of choice for the Resistance. Do try to keep up.

@Tom G:

I hate myself for it but I have to agree with them on some things and this is a real problem.

No one is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to agree with them. If their arguments don’t sit comfortably with you, then figure out why. Do the homework and debunk their claims yourself. Go outside and observe how people behave in the real world (not the one in your head). Ask people directly what makes them tick. Don’t make up stuff about people’s motivations that simply reflects your own self-serving biases. And don’t just swallow opinions uncritically.

This blog assumes that certain things, such as women being human beings capable of rational thought, are so obviously axiomatic they don’t need to be “proven”.

Unless you actually DO agree with Nazis and are just here to sealion, in which case off is the direction in which you are cordially invited to fornicate.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
3 years ago

@Dali: That sounds unbelievably awful. I hope you hear some news soon.

Bina
3 years ago

@Dali:

That’s truly scary. I hope they’re doing okay now. Hang in there.

Wetherby
Wetherby
3 years ago

Tom G would be a lot more convincing if he explained exactly what the “some things” are that he agrees with.

Because without spelling them out, we’re entitled to assume anything we like – and when it comes to out-and-out Nazism, you don’t really want to leave those options open.

I’d also be curious as to what these “some things” are that apparently unique to Nazism, since Tom presumably can’t find them being discussed elsewhere.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker
Ivory Bill Woodpecker
3 years ago

More Daily Stormer writer pseudonym suggestions:

Umlaut Studwell

Biff Thunderhead

Pepe Bearwrestler

Leo Bladesmith

Athelstan Edelweiss

JS
JS
3 years ago

Interesting, no one mentioned the best Daily Stormer writer, Chad Thundercock.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Dalil
/ hugs
Here’s to hoping that they’ll be alright.
@Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Oh this a million times. The rats scene in Skyfall has all the marking of a lewd asmr experience and the entirety of the Casino Royald scenes had everyone stare deeply into each others’ souls, searching for meaning and understanding. Oh and the ball whipping thing with a completely naked Bond.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ nikki & ooglyboggles

In the original Fleming books, Bond reassures himself that he can’t be gay because he can whistle (despite being sceptical about M’s theory in that regard)

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Tom G’s arguments are as convincing to me as my grandkid’s excuses as to why she actually didn’t eat the candy when she has chocolate smeared around her mouth.

mildlymagnificent
mildlymagnificent
3 years ago

OT and a bit sad. Really sad.

I’m so tired I’m practically asleep writing this. Spent today running around selecting-organising photos with my sister, eulogies and recordings with my daughters for mum’s funeral on Monday. She died in the early hours of Thursday. Not really a surprise. She’s 92 and had been feeling really, profoundly tired.

Went into hospital a week and a bit ago and they, predictably, checked out her heart and lungs which were perfectly fine. The only other problem she had was difficulty swallowing tablets. Then they did a scan and found lots and lots of little white spots all through her upper torso and around the collarbones. Two of the largest dots-spots were either side of her oesophagus. By Tuesday, tablets were out of the question, she couldn’t even swallow water properly.

When I saw her on Wednesday, she slept the whole time mainly because of the drugs she was on. I left at 6 pm and she died 8 hours later. It was all fairly quick and pretty easy on her – at least she avoided all the things that gave her the horrors. She never had a single sign of dementia, she didn’t die all tied up in tubes and machines _and_ she never set foot in a nursing home.

The funeral’s a bit rushed because my nephew’s booked on a flight to leave the country Monday night. So we basically had one and a bit business days to organise everything. (All to the good eventually from my point of view. We had dad’s funeral on my wedding anniversary and I _really_ didn’t want to have mum’s funeral on my birthday on Wednesday.)

So I’m tired and sad and I still have to spot clean mr’s suit jacket – didn’t think to take it to the dry cleaners on Friday. I’ll probably doze off during a hymn or a reading on Monday.

History Nerd
History Nerd
3 years ago

Extremists usually try to find something that’s a faddish opinion, especially in contemporary politics or popular science writing, and work their views into that. That way maybe half of the population already agrees with them about something.

For example, I agree that NAFTA and TPP are bad, so Trump and I presumably both agree on that. But Trump is so bad that being right twice a day on something few people are right on isn’t good enough for me to support him.

By the way, extremists are good at exploiting problems with capitalism. Look at how violent Islamists gain political support.

Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw
Holy moly imagine if the new bond films come out and say that Bond’s into men.
@mildlymagnificent
My deepest sympathies, I went through something similar with my grandmother on Christmas. Hope you get a good night’s sleep.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
3 years ago

@mm
*hugs* aplenty

@Oogly

Holy moly imagine if the new bond films come out and say that Bond’s into men

… and played by Idris Elba

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ mildlymagnificent

Oh so sorry to hear that. Condolences and sympathy at what must be a horrendous time. 🙁

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

@mildlymagnificent

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ ooglyboggles & axe

I love the original Bond books. One thing the Craig films really capture from them, especially in that introductory scene with Vesper, is that Bond’s arrogance and faux cynicism is a defence mechanism because underneath he’s a complete insecure mess.

(He’s very much not the hyper competent superspy in the books. One reason he gets the very dangerous but speculative missions is he’s the one agent M can afford to lose. Skyfall channelled that nicely.)

cornychips
cornychips
3 years ago

Is there a way to get a personal thread up for the weekend? Has anybody asked David? It seems like it would be a good time for regulars to chat and vent and maybe some newbies will come say hi.

@Mildly

Funerals are hard. Death is hard…no matter how “easy” is seemed. Life gets hard. It sucks and I’m sorry. I hope you are able to get some deep, healing rest soon.

Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
Aulma Frendzar Dèdd
3 years ago

@Nikki Holy YES!!! Let’s not forget than in Skyfall Silva tries to touch him inappropriately. So much sexyness in that scene. The chemistry with the Bond girl in that movie was non-existent.
@mildlymagnificent You have my condolences. I hope you get your much deserved sleep. 💖

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
3 years ago

Mildly,

My deepest sympathy. I know how very hard the first few days are. ((((((Hugs))))))

Nanny Ogg's Bosum
Nanny Ogg's Bosum
3 years ago

Look, Mr Fakename McNazi-Twit, There’s no way in this or any of the other six worlds, or any of the multiverses, that we’d choose you over David. The fact that we read and comment on THIS website instead of yours might be a clue to that.

@MildlyMagnificent

My condolences for your loss.

Nanny Ogg's Bosum
Nanny Ogg's Bosum
3 years ago

And now I’m in moderation for changing my email address. Oops.

kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@mildlymagnificent
All the hugs. Hope you get some rest soon.

Fabe
Fabe
3 years ago

BEEF HARDCHEESE, DAILY STORMER WRITER

Daily storm writer Bob Johnson! no wait,

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
3 years ago

@mildlymagnificent, all my sympathies. I remember having to go through this, and I wish you support and help with family and friends around you, and with all the internetstrangerhugs I can prevail upon you to accept. {{{hugs}}}

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
3 years ago

Tom G:

Please tell us about female psychology and biological drives! I, for one, would love to hear your thoughts.
comment image

epitome of incomprehensilibility

@mildlymagnificent – so sorry about your mother. I hope you have people you can talk to and who can help, so that you’re not left planning too many things alone. We’re also here if you want to talk. Take care.

@Dalillama – sorry about what happened – hope everything turns out as best as it can for you and your bosses.

Also, to David, congratulations on the profile! It’s always nice to see your work acknowledged. Well, maybe not by Nazis (although the “sardonic internet vigilante” label is kinda cool). So yeah, all the best with the corporately-produced feline snark and shallow liberal bench-sitting (“shallow”, though? Don’t they mean “narrow” or something?). 🙂

ETA: Oh, the actual profile was earlier this week. I didn’t see that post. But yes!

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

Alan Robertshaw – I read Casino Royale several years ago. It was a while before I realized that Bond wasn’t actually doing any intelligence work; he was a bullyboy stuffed into a tuxedo so he could play cards with a Soviet asset. A task he would have failed at, if not for Felix Leiter and his CIA funds. Take away the set dressing and it’s almost as bleak as something by Le Carre.

JS
JS
3 years ago

And then I watched the Woody Allen version of Casino Royale.