Alt-right boy reporter Matt Forney, evidently worried that the good people of the internet don’t hate him enough already, is using the anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings in Orlando as an opportunity to attack the “sodomites” who died in the massacre as well as those amongst the alt-right who took advantage of the shootings to drum up publicity for themselves and whip up even more hatred towards Muslims.
Not that Forney has any love for Muslims; he hates them. He just thinks that the Pulse nightclub patrons who were shot down in the massacre more or less deserved what they got.
“The homosexuals who died at Omar Mateen’s hands were dead men walking,” Forney writes in a blog post today (archived here).
They were soulless hedonists with no stake in America’s survival and no concerns beyond immediate self-gratification. They were at the club because they wanted to get drunk, do drugs, and have as much meaningless sex as possible, then stick the taxpayer with the bill once med-resistant AIDS and antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea took their toll. …
No functioning, healthy society would allow Pulse—or the kinds of men who frequented it—to exist. No healthy society would mourn their passing. Indeed, depending on your perspective, Mateen was just taking out the trash, eliminating societal parasites via natural selection.
As Forney sees it, the big problem with “sodomites” — the thing that makes them “soulless hedonists” in the first place — is that they can’t have babies.
When a man and a woman are attracted to one another, they are seeing the continuation of their tribe and the formation of the next generation. …
Babies are produced by heterosexual relationships; all homo relationships ever produce is cum.
The reciprocity and selflessness that defines heterosexual relationships (and is necessary for them to function) does not exist among homosexuals and can never exist. How can two people who view each other as sex meat ever have a normal relationship?
It should be noted that Mr. Forney, to the best of my knowledge, has not participated in the production of any human babies. (Not that I am encouraging him to do so; there is more than enough suffering in the world already.) And I can’t believe that any woman who has ever been in any sort of relationship with him would describe it as in any way “normal.”
Despite more or less agreeing with ISIS on the “sodomite” question, Forney is quick to assure his readers that he is no fan of Muslims.
“I have no love for Muslims and I want to see them get their asses kicked back to the Middle East,” he writes. “But embracing homosexuals in the fight against Islam is like curing a headache with 9 mm to the brainpan.”
And that’s where he thinks “sodomite” and sodomite-friendly Alt-Rightists like Milo Yiannopoulos and Gavin McInnes went so wrong in the aftermath of the Pulse attack. At the time, as you may recall, Milo — then in the midst of his “Dangerous Faggot” tour of college campuses — held a rally of sorts in the vicinity of the Pulse shooting in which he declared that gays needed to take up arms, quite literally, against the Muslim menace. McInnes delivered a similarly over-the-top anti-Islam speech. And then the two kissed.
As Forney sees it,
The Orlando shooting should have been a wake-up call to the non-cucked right. Whites have become addicted to pleasure and indulgement above all else. … That’s the real reason why we won’t fight back against Islam or Mexican illegals: because we’re too addicted to sex and pleasure. Because we don’t want reality to intrude upon our bareback hugbox orgy. Undoing this is the only way to save our nations, and it starts with recognizing that homosexuality, transsexuality, and the 31 flavors of gender need to be done away with.
Unfortunately, in Forney’s estimation, the alt-right hasn’t embraced his explicitly exterminationist anti-gay agenda.
“Milo Yiannopoulos and Gavin McInnes responded to the shooting by making out in public,” he writes, with obvious disgust.
The Right Stuff and other alt-right outlets … declared that Orlando was another reason to “remove kebab” (even though it was Latinos, not huwytes, who were killed). … Not one person asked why our culture had degenerated to the point where gay nightclub bareback orgies had become acceptable.
The alt-media, which castigated mainstream conservatives as “cuckservatives,” collectively cucked out by taking a left-wing position on gay rights.
I’m pretty sure “remove kebab” is not a left-wing position on anything, but never mind.
The only good thing about any of this is that the more the various factions of the alt-right turn on each other the less damage they can do in the world.
I hope Matt Forney finds eggshells in all his breakfasts.
Please do continue to speak Matt Forney, please continue the idealogy purity test Matt Forney, this will further your cause and advance your wants and desires. Bugger to them I say, who needs those extras…
Ughhh. I can’t even respond to this shit.
He spends more time thinking about men getting sexy together than a yaoi fangirl.
Indeed. Also, I hope Matt Forney reaches every left turn lane just as the light is turning red.
I hope he always feels like there’s a splinter in his sock but can never find it.
Or steps barefoot on a lego.
It ain’t natural if it’s shot out of a fuckin gun
OT Even more family drama from my folks:
Yesterday was my grandmother’s b-day! I helped her around but my dad got drunk and pissy about how I’m not right next to her even though I do alot in helping my grandmother when he isn’t around. This supervision thing turned up again tomorrow after school.
After a long shout match between my dad and my aunt A, the one who is practically a second mom to me, my dad says that I am to cut all ties with aunt A. Of course I lied to him and just said “yes.” Apparently they were arguing about Aunt B, the one who I helped during her little diabetic crisis and her supervision, or lack thereof on my grandmother. I don’t know what they said because it was all in very fast Cantonese. I tried to ask aunt B, but she doesn’t seem to want to explain it to me. I just don’t know, what the hell is wrong with my family?
Every picture of Matt Forney I’ve ever seen makes him look completely dead inside. He’s always expressionless and blank. It’s as if the evil in his soul is rotting him and he can feel it but can’t figure out what the problem is.
@Oogly
I’m sorry you’re dealing with that. Hugs if you want them. Families suck sometimes.
I hope all of his underpants are just a little too big so that they sag and bunch up uncomfortably in his jeans.
What’s ironic is that Matt Forney seems like he’d love violent Salafi extremist Muslims running everything. They support:
– Death penalty for gay sex
– De facto death penalty for women who report being raped
– Men marrying and having sex with young girls as soon as the girls hit puberty
– Slavery (at least according to ISIS and certain right-wing clerics in Saudi Arabia and Iran).
So I guess it has to do with skin color or something like that.
I wonder how long ago he had good honest white procreative sex. Quite a while, I suspect, if, indeed, ever. I mean, I know women can be as ignorant and gullible as anyone else, and I suppose he if he flashed enough money around some silly little girl might… but no. I just have trouble believing anyone is that gullible. The man is obviously jealous of those who have sex on a regular basis.
What is with the manosphere and their assumption that this is the only reason someone might go to a club? People also like to hang out with their friends and dance. Or maybe do the drinking part but not the drugs or sex or whatever. It’s just bizarre. They usually are talking about women who object to being harassed by dudes at clubs, but I guess Forney had to get creative.
He thinks every gay man has AIDS? Stuck in the eighties much? Even most of the older homophobes have moved on from that one.
Wait a second. I thought women were all evil selfish hypergamous bitches. Now partnered women are all selfless and wonderful? When did this happen?
Irony meter broken again. The only group that relies views the gender they’re attracted to as nothing but sex meat is the group that Forney is a part of.
@kupo
Thank you, it really seems like half my posts are arguing with trolls and talking to other posters, and the other half looking like the biggest mess.
@ ooglyboggles
Sorry to hear about all your woes. I wish I could offer some sort of practical advice or assistance. But for the moment all I can do is sympathy.
Or perhaps they were at the club because people like you have made other spaces threatening to them, and it’s natural for folks to find spaces where they don’t constantly have to defend themselves.
@Oogly
FTFY. Seriously, taking care of your family the way you do is pretty badass, and I hope you don’t mind if I wanna be more like you when I grow up ?
@Oogly
What Axe said. You’re not a mess; you’re just in the middle of a messy situation that I hope gets resolved soon.
I hope he always feels like he’s got the skin from a kernel of corn stuck between his teeth but can’t quite get it out.
Bro you make your literal living telling dudes how to get their dicks wet. I guess all those encounters with Filipinas you supposedly had involved you “selflessly” impregnating each one? (shudder, btw)
Other than perhaps the vegetarian one 😉 But only where delicious veggie kebabs are affordable and accessible.
@Oogly Good luck. ?
That rumbling noise you just heard was my irony meter exploding in response to the idea of Matt Forney lecturing other people about how to be functional and healthy.
@DMW:
Remind me never to get on your bad side.
Whelp, it’s times like these that following the casualcurses blog on tumblr really helped me out. In fact, I just reblogged this gem to my witchcraft side blog:
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