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Women are basically Big Macs, but for sex, MGTOW evo-psychologist explains

Sexxxxxxy!

MGTOW Saturday continues with an exciting new evo-psych explanation as to why women, who are so evil, are also so appealing to most men. Because they’re basically giant, sexy Big Macs, at least according to this evo-psychologist wannabe posting in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit.

And now I’m hungry again.

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Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

I knew that Ronald McDonald was up to no good!

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

I can’t wait for his sex drive to die, either.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@PeeVee

Smug Anime Wendy’s says that’s not all that’s gonna die if he keeps pounding back them cheezburgs.

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An idea: We need to make neckbeards and cheezburgs a meme, kinda like how they meme it up about women eating bonbons and icecream.

I can’t eat icecream without hating myself now because of that shit.

History Nerd
History Nerd
4 years ago

I’d guess that he hasn’t read any of the actual evo psych literature (as ridiculous as that is).

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@HN

Well, to be fair to that Miggietoe, it’s somewhat difficult to read evo psych literature when you’re eating cheezburgs.

Ya gotta grab yer cheezburg with both hands and just mash it directly into your face jaws.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m amused that this guy thinks that Big Macs are irresistible.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m amused that this guy thinks that Big Macs are irresistible.

He couldn’t even use the one true irresistible fast food, tacos from Jack in the Box.

sunnysombrera
sunnysombrera
4 years ago

Wait haven’t we heard this before? Something something “cheeseburger sluts”?

JS
JS
4 years ago

Ha… His “sex drive” will just die over time. Because he can’t seem to just ignore it and go his own way.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
4 years ago

I wonder about the game of one-upping other mgtows online. Because what they post isn’t new or original. So they have to just say worse and worse things about women to not be noted as a regular.

“Women shouldn’t have rights!”
“Yeah cause they’re animals”
“No, they’re fast food!

Waiting for when we get the posts of women being figments of everyone’s imagination created by the illuminati into manipulating men. That or women are cryptids.

Elizabeth Regina
Elizabeth Regina
4 years ago

@ Haise the Husky puppy

I like the way you think, I’d much rather be the figment of someone’s imagination.

Wooo …You can’t cat-call me if you’re not sure I’m real *ghostly noises*

Much preferable to being considered actual meat. Even if it is in a bun.

John Howard
John Howard
4 years ago

Somehow, the information that this guy is a virgin doesn’t particularly come as a surprise.

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
4 years ago

I know this is kind of OT but has anyone ever seen Wendy’s Twitter? They have someone doing it who is just one of the funniest people. I would never have expected a random chain restaurant to have such a hilarious Twitter.

Also Big Macs are actually disgusting and I resent being compared to one. Well it’s Saturday and I have a birthday party to go to so I hope everyone’s having a great weekend and I’ll check the comments when I get back see if anyone has been particularly interesting or entertaining cuz that almost always happens. Peace!

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@KatieKitten420
Yeah Wendy’s silver tongue is something to behold. Have fun at the party and a weekend to you too!

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
4 years ago

@Katie

Hi! Did you catch my response to you in the Kathy Griffin thread? If not, it’s okay, you can reply to me later. Take care. <3

JS
JS
4 years ago

I’ve now played 2 games where “meat” is currency.
Kingdom of Loathing.
Planet Explorers.

Planet Explorers does eventually let you develop a currency. This brings the drawback that you can’t purchase fast travel with meat any more, and must find an NPC to sell the meat to get fast travel currency, or just walk/fly/boat. They haven’t implemented meat rotting yet, so… It’s more of a drawback than useful, but at least you don’t have to carry pockets full of thousands of meat any more. Of course, you can fit an entire monorail system in your inventory, so it’s not like you run out of space.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
4 years ago

… well, we now know what the “special sauce” is…

… I’ll show myself out….

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
4 years ago

I’d rather be a Five Guys cheeseburger with extra cheese, mayo, ketchup, onions, and jalapeños. With a side order of Cajun fries, please. And, a large, unsweetened iced tea.

Yes, I’m hungry.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
4 years ago

@ Dormousing;

When I see my granddaughter, we ALLLLLWWWAAAAYYYYYYSSSS go to 5 Guys…. She can wolf down a double-bacon cheeseburger faster than you can say “cholesterol-laden goodness”!!!

and, she listens to science podcasts as a hobby, is in advanced physics n math, and did her 8th grade civics project on “systemic marginalization: religion and sexuality”…

And she can SING!!!!

brian
brian
4 years ago

I’m not a virgin, but I haven’t had sex in, oh, let’s see… 13 years now, and I’ve yet to experience any of this “blue balls rage” that’s supposed to be making me into a hateful, irrational, garbage monster.
how long does it take to kick in?

brian
brian
4 years ago

re: Five Guys –
there’s none of those where I live, but even if there was, I don’t think I could ever go to one as it will be forever connected to GamerGate in my mind…

JS
JS
4 years ago

Well, first you have to agree that women are evil misandrists and coketeases, which will lead directly to “blue balls rage” because no woman will want to have sex with you. Self-frustrating prophecy, there.

(It’s too important to misspell)
((Sarcasm not marked))

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Sunnysombrera,

Wait haven’t we heard this before? Something something “cheeseburger sluts”?

Yes; PI was our resident “cheeseburger slut” for a while, due to that story.

bekabot
bekabot
4 years ago

When we were cavemen we needed all the fat and salt and sugar we could get, and now our weaknesses are used against us. Women are evil, monsters on the inside, so to keep humanity from going extinct we evolved to find women beautiful and to really want sex.

So not only are we (women) immoral and illegal, we’re fattening too.

(Okay with me — I like a threefer.)

I am a virgin and cannot wait for my sex drive to die, I will drink a 40oz to that.

Drink enough of those things, friend, and you may get your wish earlier than you expect.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
4 years ago

So women are fast food.

It turns out that high-score-a-saur-us is backed up by a scientific principle: You are what you eat.

Okay, maybe no scientist ever said it, but there’s a lot of truth to that saying.

I haven’t had a Big Mac in a long time. But I often have a lovely salad, put together quickly with kale from my local farmers market. That’s my fast food, and I’m happy to be that food.

OTOH, I wouldn’t want to be the triple-decker shit sandwich that high-score-a-saur-us is.

MexicanHotChocolate
MexicanHotChocolate
4 years ago

Joke’s on him. Humans eat steers. The castrated male of species bos taurus.

Paradoxical Intention - Leader of the Deathclaw Damsels

sunnysombrera | June 10, 2017 at 5:56 pm
Wait haven’t we heard this before? Something something “cheeseburger sluts”?

Yup, it was even my user nym for a while!

Also, this feels like a good time to bring back an old ‘Shop job!

http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s598/Paradoxys3DS/Cheeseburgerpirate_zpsnqdnnka9.png

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
4 years ago

1)Big Macs are fantastic *hums jingle*

2)I ‘like’ how he isn’t mad about ‘blue balls’ in and of itself. He’s raging in response to the rage that gives him. Rageception. That sounds like a personal problem, guy. Like, a problem with your personality…

3)I’d like to see the logic behind the idea that sexual desire is the only thing that blocks a man’s mayunly logic skillz

4)if you evolved to find women beautiful, why do you have a babe rating system? If anything, it should all be HB12/10s. They’re good gals, brünt! Or maybe keep your boner notes in your skull. That works too…

5)if his libido did actually die with him still a virgin, how much y’all wanna bet he switches subreddits to r/incels? He doesn’t want a lower sex drive, cos then he wouldn’t be able to proclaim how he overcame his baser biology to reject women (while thinking about em incessantly)

Checkmate
Checkmate
4 years ago

@JS You have to remember though, in Kingdom of Loathing you can’t eat that meat, it’s specially preserved. It’s how you can loot ancient wallets full of it. Some would say it’s a waste of good meat, but others would ignore them and mine bubble wrap.

Deathtothefilth
Deathtothefilth
4 years ago

@Brian
Wait, what does 5 guys have to do with gamergate?

freneticferret
freneticferret
4 years ago

Yeesh. How about some cute kitties to wash away this idiocy?

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@Deathtothefilth
Zoe Quinn was accused of cheating on her boyfriend with five other guys in a letter that kicked off what’s known as the Quinnspiracy which led to Operation burgerandfries which launched GamerGate. (Someone please correct me if I have the order of events wrong.) There are a number of articles available online if you want more details, but that’s the short version.

JS
JS
4 years ago

I thought of a photoshop job, but surely no one would ever want a picture of a woman with a cheeseburger body.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

Evolution … doesn’t work like that? I mean, reproduction is required for it to occur. If men aren’t attracted to women, then evolution can’t operate on that and make them become attracted. Science, how does it.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

@kupo

Zoe Quinn was accused of cheating on her boyfriend with five other guys

It’s even dumber than that, because the boyfriend was already an ex and so any sex that may have occurred wasn’t cheating. It was only cheating in the ex-boyfriend’s possessive asshole mind.

The entire accusation against her was that she broke up with a dude and went on to have other relationships.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@PoM
My bad. It’s been a while since I read the Zoe letter and I couldn’t even get through it in one sitting but I totally thought they were together at the time the sex purportedly occurred.

@JS
I mean, depending on how the photoshop is done that might be hilarious.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
4 years ago

@kupo

I think the original letter from the ex implied that she had cheated on him, but it later came out that they were already broken up at the time. Because the ex thought that she belonged to him always even though they weren’t together anymore, and viewed her other relationships as cheating. Y’know, like men do sometimes.

kupo
kupo
4 years ago

@PoM
Oh, don’t I know it. Had an ex accuse me of cheating for making out with someone else after we broke up.

Valentine
Valentine
4 years ago

Fran, from previous article but looks like maybe you didn’t go back so i just want to say thank you for your kind complement)))) i didnt expect this one at all but thank you so much!. I just thoght i would write here, can be you didnt seen my reply there ))

Z&T
Z&T
4 years ago

I’ll drink to his sex drive dying off also!

And this reminds me of a memory from long ago…

It was some TV “talk show” and had to do with people cheating on each other. So this guy thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and said –

Man. I saw this low down, broke down, weaselly ass dude, come riding up on a bicycle, drinking a 40 ounce.

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

@Policy of Madness:

Because the ex thought that she belonged to him always even though they weren’t together anymore, and viewed her other relationships as cheating. Y’know, like men do sometimes.

For sure, though as someone who’s experienced that same toxic possessiveness with female and genderqueer lovers I can tell you that dudes don’t have a monopoly on it.

Z&T
Z&T
4 years ago

I do question the whole “cave man” thing.

I’m a tech person, not a historian, but I do like to read about such things.

A lot of this stuff seems kind of off to me. From what I’ve read – early humans were more of scavengers.

And if you were developing intelligence – it’s only common sense that you’d set traps for small animals rather than expend the effort to hunt big game – which was largely absent from most areas anyway.
A lot lived along coastal areas as well. And still do.

I think all this Cave Man BS is – BS. Probably propaganda designed to inflate the male ego which our Capitalist Overlords then try to direct towards working for them or warring for them.

I do believe Fred Flintstone would back me up on this.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

@Z&T
The comic book version certainly would in more ways than one.
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Z&T
Z&T
4 years ago

Ooglyboggles –

That’s excellent! 🙂

Matteo Suppo
Matteo Suppo
4 years ago

But we did hunt the mammoth! It’s even in this blog name!

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

@Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie In other words, she’s a person!!! (sarcasm directed at Miggy toes)

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
4 years ago

Fast food sex? I know this guy is a virgin, but he’s a little bit onto something. People (both men and women) can view sex partners as a bit ‘fast foody’ – not very good for you, feeling slightly squicky afterwards, but oh so satisfying in the moment. However, what he doesn’t get – and maybe never will – is that eating clean is so much better for you and if you do it right it’s way, way nicer than fast food.

Err – tangentially…

Hmmm, exes and cheating. I’m not divorced yet, but we’ve lived apart for two years and I’ve spotted the ex’s profile on a dating site and I think, but don’t know for sure, that he was dating someone else a year ago*. Of course – I have been having an on-the-sly relationship the whole time, but I’m currently seeing someone that it isn’t an on-the-sly kinda guy and if things continue as they have been – it will be have to be out in the open –
as in meeting my son – within a couple of months and I’m wondering how ex is going to react.

And back to the food metaphor. I haven’t been cooking all that nicely for myself in my post-separation slump. It’s been awesome cooking for new bloke and eating that lovely healthy food myself, too. Just a bit sad he’s not keen on avocado**.

_____
*If so, she was a lot smarter than I am as I don’t think they’re still dating.
** Not a euphemism, he picked around the avocado in a salad I made. Who picks around the avocado????

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

(I pick around the avocado. Avocado is one of the worst things in the world. I would rather spend time with my emotionally abusive, codependent, belittling family members than eat avocado.)

I can’t get over the feeling that high-score-a-saurus may have just missed an epiphany here.

He said “guys, maybe sex isn’t actually good for us; we’re just chasing it because of ingrained social attitudes.”

What he could have said is “guys, maybe the emphasis that our society places upon sex as a marker of masculinity, especially when we consider how competitive and zero-sum our society’s attitude to masculinity is, isn’t actually good for us; we’re just chasing it because of ingrained social attitudes.”

That probably wouldn’t have been as pithy, though.

IgnoreSandra
IgnoreSandra
4 years ago

I am not fast food. I am a gorgeous three-course meal of baked potatoes with garlic and butter, sliced police sausage broiled with cabbage and lathered in cheese, and ending with rice and beans.

It’s just the entire thing is alternately laced with laxatives, emetics, and steel spikes because dammit, I control who eats me!

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
4 years ago

@everyone who feels like answering, but especially Dalillama, Fran, JS+Axe because you 4 have given me very intelligent, thoughtful, patient and clear answers previously, and you’re never unkind or obnoxious about my ignorance+naivete.(like when I said something kinda ignorant about soldiers)

Ok, this is totally OT, and will be a bit long. I’ve wanted to ask this here for a long time and I’m finally comfortable enough to ask, cause first I lurked for ages and have seen everyone talking but haven’t seen anyone like the girls in the “feminist group”who were nasty to me about it at college.(and a few since then)Now it seems they were either very young and ignorant or a fringe group or both. This is why I didn’t identify as a feminist til my mid to late 20’s. I was told I hurt the”cause”, and I believed it because I’m very insecure, as I’ve said. I want to hear someone say they were mean and wrong. I only recently realized it was still so important to me.

So, I tend to be very feminine(some might say girly)in many ways(not all, nobody is all 1 thing)You know the girly girl stereotype and although it’s a small part of my personality, it is often what people see first. You know, vividly colored makeup, shiny costume jewelry, skimpy, sexy clothes(often sequined or glittery)Giggling, flirty and sometimes silly, etc. That’s usually your first impression of Party Katie, or Clubbing Katie and that’s where I meet the most people.

In addition, I’ve been very openly into BDSM on the submissive side. I discuss it often with my friends and usually am willing to discuss it with anyone curious who asks politely. Third, I’m polyamorous(although this only rarely is met with disapproval) At a friends party, I encountered this group for the first time. They seemed friendly initially, but once we’d been talking for a while, some of them mocked me and 2 told me how the way I acted made women look bad. Those 2 were truly mean and contemptuous, saying things like I was just desperate to please my boyfriend, and I was a disgrace to how far women have come and other similar denigrations.

That’s very uncommon right? It was just my bad luck to run into a couple of overzealous young university feminists, and that is not how any feminists that aren’t extremely fringe feel, right? If I want to wear a collar and a leash and kneel for my boyfriend because it pleases both of us there’s nothing wrong with that and it doesn’t make me less of a woman or a feminist. Isn’t feminism about women being able to make their own choices about every aspect of their lives why are mine less valid because I choose to submit and let my boyfriend make some of my decisions for me?

@Fran
Thank you for that long response on the Kathy Griffith thread. I read all of it and will respond to it by tomorrow. It was very friendly and kind of you

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