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Women are basically Big Macs, but for sex, MGTOW evo-psychologist explains

Sexxxxxxy!

MGTOW Saturday continues with an exciting new evo-psych explanation as to why women, who are so evil, are also so appealing to most men. Because they’re basically giant, sexy Big Macs, at least according to this evo-psychologist wannabe posting in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit.

And now I’m hungry again.

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Judas Peckerwood
7 years ago

I knew that Ronald McDonald was up to no good!

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

I can’t wait for his sex drive to die, either.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@PeeVee

Smug Anime Wendy’s says that’s not all that’s gonna die if he keeps pounding back them cheezburgs.

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An idea: We need to make neckbeards and cheezburgs a meme, kinda like how they meme it up about women eating bonbons and icecream.

I can’t eat icecream without hating myself now because of that shit.

History Nerd
7 years ago

I’d guess that he hasn’t read any of the actual evo psych literature (as ridiculous as that is).

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@HN

Well, to be fair to that Miggietoe, it’s somewhat difficult to read evo psych literature when you’re eating cheezburgs.

Ya gotta grab yer cheezburg with both hands and just mash it directly into your face jaws.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m amused that this guy thinks that Big Macs are irresistible.

Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

I’m amused that this guy thinks that Big Macs are irresistible.

He couldn’t even use the one true irresistible fast food, tacos from Jack in the Box.

sunnysombrera
7 years ago

Wait haven’t we heard this before? Something something “cheeseburger sluts”?

JS
JS
7 years ago

Ha… His “sex drive” will just die over time. Because he can’t seem to just ignore it and go his own way.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
7 years ago

I wonder about the game of one-upping other mgtows online. Because what they post isn’t new or original. So they have to just say worse and worse things about women to not be noted as a regular.

“Women shouldn’t have rights!”
“Yeah cause they’re animals”
“No, they’re fast food!

Waiting for when we get the posts of women being figments of everyone’s imagination created by the illuminati into manipulating men. That or women are cryptids.

Elizabeth Regina
Elizabeth Regina
7 years ago

@ Haise the Husky puppy

I like the way you think, I’d much rather be the figment of someone’s imagination.

Wooo …You can’t cat-call me if you’re not sure I’m real *ghostly noises*

Much preferable to being considered actual meat. Even if it is in a bun.

John Howard
John Howard
7 years ago

Somehow, the information that this guy is a virgin doesn’t particularly come as a surprise.

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
7 years ago

I know this is kind of OT but has anyone ever seen Wendy’s Twitter? They have someone doing it who is just one of the funniest people. I would never have expected a random chain restaurant to have such a hilarious Twitter.

Also Big Macs are actually disgusting and I resent being compared to one. Well it’s Saturday and I have a birthday party to go to so I hope everyone’s having a great weekend and I’ll check the comments when I get back see if anyone has been particularly interesting or entertaining cuz that almost always happens. Peace!

Ooglyboggles
7 years ago

@KatieKitten420
Yeah Wendy’s silver tongue is something to behold. Have fun at the party and a weekend to you too!

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

@Katie

Hi! Did you catch my response to you in the Kathy Griffin thread? If not, it’s okay, you can reply to me later. Take care. <3

JS
JS
7 years ago

I’ve now played 2 games where “meat” is currency.
Kingdom of Loathing.
Planet Explorers.

Planet Explorers does eventually let you develop a currency. This brings the drawback that you can’t purchase fast travel with meat any more, and must find an NPC to sell the meat to get fast travel currency, or just walk/fly/boat. They haven’t implemented meat rotting yet, so… It’s more of a drawback than useful, but at least you don’t have to carry pockets full of thousands of meat any more. Of course, you can fit an entire monorail system in your inventory, so it’s not like you run out of space.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
7 years ago

… well, we now know what the “special sauce” is…

… I’ll show myself out….

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
7 years ago

I’d rather be a Five Guys cheeseburger with extra cheese, mayo, ketchup, onions, and jalapeños. With a side order of Cajun fries, please. And, a large, unsweetened iced tea.

Yes, I’m hungry.

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
7 years ago

@ Dormousing;

When I see my granddaughter, we ALLLLLWWWAAAAYYYYYYSSSS go to 5 Guys…. She can wolf down a double-bacon cheeseburger faster than you can say “cholesterol-laden goodness”!!!

and, she listens to science podcasts as a hobby, is in advanced physics n math, and did her 8th grade civics project on “systemic marginalization: religion and sexuality”…

And she can SING!!!!

brian
brian
7 years ago

I’m not a virgin, but I haven’t had sex in, oh, let’s see… 13 years now, and I’ve yet to experience any of this “blue balls rage” that’s supposed to be making me into a hateful, irrational, garbage monster.
how long does it take to kick in?

brian
brian
7 years ago

re: Five Guys –
there’s none of those where I live, but even if there was, I don’t think I could ever go to one as it will be forever connected to GamerGate in my mind…

JS
JS
7 years ago

Well, first you have to agree that women are evil misandrists and coketeases, which will lead directly to “blue balls rage” because no woman will want to have sex with you. Self-frustrating prophecy, there.

(It’s too important to misspell)
((Sarcasm not marked))

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
7 years ago

Sunnysombrera,

Wait haven’t we heard this before? Something something “cheeseburger sluts”?

Yes; PI was our resident “cheeseburger slut” for a while, due to that story.

bekabot
bekabot
7 years ago

When we were cavemen we needed all the fat and salt and sugar we could get, and now our weaknesses are used against us. Women are evil, monsters on the inside, so to keep humanity from going extinct we evolved to find women beautiful and to really want sex.

So not only are we (women) immoral and illegal, we’re fattening too.

(Okay with me — I like a threefer.)

I am a virgin and cannot wait for my sex drive to die, I will drink a 40oz to that.

Drink enough of those things, friend, and you may get your wish earlier than you expect.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

So women are fast food.

It turns out that high-score-a-saur-us is backed up by a scientific principle: You are what you eat.

Okay, maybe no scientist ever said it, but there’s a lot of truth to that saying.

I haven’t had a Big Mac in a long time. But I often have a lovely salad, put together quickly with kale from my local farmers market. That’s my fast food, and I’m happy to be that food.

OTOH, I wouldn’t want to be the triple-decker shit sandwich that high-score-a-saur-us is.

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