The competition, as always, is fierce, but Nazi trollster Andrew Anglin has won today’s Worst Human Being on the Face of the Planet Award for a post in which the Daily Stormer publisher praises former mixed martial arts fighter Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver … for beating his ex girlfriend nearly to death.
On Monday, Koppenhaver was sentenced to life in prison for the brutal 2014 attack, which left his ex, model and former porn actress Christy Mack, with as assortment of severe injuries ranging from a fractured eye socket to a broken rib.
Anglin thinks the sentence is “insane.”And while he isn’t exactly what you’d call a fan of the mixed-race Koppenhaver, he thinks Mack deserved the beating, apparently because she has a lot of tattoos and at the time of the assault had a shaved head.
“I don’t usually defend deranged brown savages,” Anglin writes in a blog post today (archived here).
But I’m going to right now.
UFC fighter War Machine has been sentenced to life in prison for assault and battery, which is insane in itself. …Â
But on top of the nuttiness of “giving someone an ass beating” resulting in life imprisonment – the bitch deserved it, and no one anywhere can make an argument that she didn’t.
As proof of she “deserved it,” Anglin posts a picture of Mack, posing nude with a shaved head, showing off her tattoos.
“Okay so this is the bitch,” he writes.
You’re going to tell me she didn’t deserve to have the shit beat out of her?
Are you insane?
In addition to questioning the sanity of those who don’t think women should be beaten because some random Nazi skinhead doesn’t like their haircut, the Daily Stormer publisher also declares Koppenhaver himself to be “completely unhinged and insane,” something Anglin blames on Koppenhaver’s racial heritage.
“[I]t’s called being mixed race,” Anglin writes, briefly addressing Koppenhaver directly.
It causes psychological problems, which obviously you do have, which I can see simply from your hipster tattoos. …
Obviously, you deserve to be in prison AT LEAST just for being the person that you are.
HOWEVER – in this specific case, you did not do anything wrong.
Despite Koppenhaver’s “psychological problems,” Anglin finds himself agreeing with many of the stranger statements the MMA fighter has made over the years.
[A]lthough War Machine definitely is insane, he is also sort of a respectable type of insane.
Like, he had this meme about how anyone should be able to murder anyone at any time if they were capable of it.Â
Yes, that’s right. Anglin thinks this is an example of something “respectably insane” and kind of cool.
He also did things like call for the assassination of Barack Obama and said that men in modern feminist societies are treated worse than Jews during the Holocaust.
He has also said many other things that some people might consider to be awesome.
As a result, Anglin puckishly announces,
I’m writing him a letter and offering to publish a weekly column – “War Machine’s Advice for Men.”
Ha ha! Anglin is as terrible a comedian as he is a person. And he is today’s Worst Human Being on the Face of the Planet.
@lea,
I’m sorry, I must have misunderstood your post. My apologies.
Oh great, look who’s found out about the DUP…
@Sir Alan
Congratulations on Jezza pulling through, by the way.
You can’t imagine how excited I was while I was watching the results live that night and Labour briefly pulled ahead.
Sorry for the double post, but:
@Bina, Lady Commander of Empress Francesca I’s Cohors Germanorum
Andy boy only weights 145 pounds?
I could reverse suplex him without breaking a sweat.
@ fran
Heh, I was just knackered. It was intriguing though to see how things developed over the night.
Must confess to very mixed feelings about Corbyn. I love everything he stands for in terms of policy. But I do feel he has a terrible blind spot about anti-Semitism. It was particularly aggrieving to see Ken Livingston being part of the official labour celebrations and commentary the next day. He’s supposed to be on suspension until he stops doubling down on his ‘The Jews worked with Hitler’ thing.
There’s a real Gamergate style brogressivism in Momentum. Hopefully though now the PLP can work with Corbyn to purge that element.
@Alan Robertshaw
Again congrats on the election results. Yeah the Tories are not going to have a good time having to rely in open view to a group linked to extremist activities. Only a fascist sympathize like that person from /pol/ would think that a group that is openly known for terrorism is good pr.
@Sir Alan
There is a proverb I have heard about not looking at one’s heroes too closely lest their flaws be revealed, and it always proves quite true.
I’d heard about Corbyn’s apparent inability to recognize antisemetic tendencies, and, honestly, I’m not even surprised.
Mild antisemetic behavior is so en vogue these days that it’s not unheard of to hear of people turning a blind eye to it.
The instant someone says something about THE JEWS I’m finished with them. Doubly so if they start up with any of the known ciphers for The Jews – Soros, Globalists, and so on.
@ ooglyboggles
In the same way Madame Curie was ‘linked’ to chemistry.
But yeah, fuck knows what happens now. To be honest I’m still trying to come to terms with the results and analyse the implications. Not sure another election is the best option. I do like the idea though of a cross party Brexit negotiation team. I’d really like to see Keir Starmer involved. I wonder if there’s a chance of the tory remainers teaming up with the other parties to force that (or at least a much ‘softer’ Brexit). But for the DUP thing I think there could be a real chance. So we need to scupper that somehow. Ideally without kicking off The Troubles again.
Interesting times, and not necessarily in the good sense. :-/
Anyone really angry that white supremacists are using the St. George’s Cross flag (the red cross on white, for our American and non-English comrades) for their scurrilous bullshit?
I used to like that flag and now I can’t use it for anything because it’s become a new white supremacist icon.
@Alan Robertshaw
At the very least the Labour Party is looking the strongest it has been in years and May’s Gambit was an utter failure short of having less seats than the Labour Party. Best of luck to you and your own, it’s honestly not that much better here. Interesting times indeed, like watching a train crash but we’re all on board.
@Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
You can’t even use that cross to mean the American Red Cross humanitarian organization without people assuming it means the white supremacist flag. Then again The ARC has done tons of shady shit so chances are you’d still get flak for using that symbol anywhere.
@ ooglyboggles
Mind if I steal that? Great metaphor, and plenty of opportunities to use it now I guess.
@Oogly-senpai
When I asked for excitement and adventure in my life, I expected something a little more glamorous than this.
One more thing.
How come this Andrew Anglin fuccboi isn’t just coming out and saying that he’s a n g e r y at Christy Mack because she did scenes with black people?
Because that’s most likely what actually has all these alt-right proud fuccbois rooting for someone to kill a woman over her actions. She actually embodies the whole rageboner they have over white women who have interracial sex.
@ fran
Heh, I’m imagining you saying that like Colombo.
Francesca: That explains a lot.
@Sir Alan
That’s exactly what I was aiming for, actually. Well done!
“Smash the Ayrian menace”? Did they mean Aryan? What, did racists finally discover that the Nazis were full of shit about being “the true Aryan peoples”, or is he just really really confused?
@ Alan Robertshaw
Go right ahead!
@Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
The Monkey’s Paw has spoken.
Wow, I can’t even with this. Gah.
I thought of some ‘brain bleach’ instead –
(Also thinking it might tie any lurking racists’ brains in knots trying to process it – Owned and designed by a Japanese person, the style has ties to MX culture, and it was once American… )
http://www.lowrider.com/rides/cars/1501-1973-buick-riviera/
I think it’s beautiful!
And the low riders don’t care that the guy is Japanese.
Lurking racists: Read this and meditate on it.
This is also MX + Japanese and I don’t see anyone savagely beating anyone either. Oh and plus American too. No, the result was some people writing a nice article about another and what he had built.
Wow, people doing constructive things and being nice to one another! Shocking!
@Francesca
O_o Are you really strong or is that really light?
Not that it really matters, but I imagine it’s more short than tiny.
I’m 10 inches taller than Anglin yet weigh a little less (140 lbs.)
Despite being so skinny, I’m actually not very healthy *is ashamed*. And yet, no comments about my “health” from random people… >_<
@prophet 309
Seriously, it’s fucking ridiculous. My boyfriend is 6’2″ and and weighs 140lbs on a good day. Now I happen to find that attractive. I had my formative years in the Kate Moss/heroin Chic era and I’m aware a lot of people I find attractive are unhealthily skinny. I do tell him to at least occasionally eat fruits and vegetables but no one ever mentions him being unhealthy or even too thin when technically he’s not only skinny he’s slightly malnourished. No one ever mentions weight to thin people(I was anorexic and sometimes bulimic as a teenager, 5’4″ and 92 lbs at my lowest, so I know what I’m talking about)but a lot of people think if youre more than 10 pounds overweight, you’re fat and feel they can give you ridiculous advice or insult you(“for your own good” they say, unless they’re straight up complete assholes) sorry for the essay but this is one of my pet peeves.
@Fran
If you see this I just read your response and it was really awesome and kind. But I’m on the subway headed home from my party and I want to be sitting comfortably in my house when I write my response to you because it will probably be long and comprehensive. I don’t really do concise?
Fishy Goat & Still Fiquah – I used Twincats (reference to Gemini and Leo prominent in my chart*) for a long time and no one ever got it, so Kudos!
re: British election – I’m in favor of anything that gives Nigel Farage a big ol’ sad. Seeing him here in the States stumping for the Orange Howler Money annoyed me more than it probably should have.
Hope everything works out for the best!
*from back in my pagan days
@KatieKitten
I don’t know why, but a healthy weight can vary greatly even for people of the same height. Like, I can weigh 125 and be fine, but I once spoke to a guy my same height who nearly put himself in the hospital just trying to get to 150.
Also, fruits and veggies–I really do need to eat more of those. XD
Can we not veer into “healthy weight” discussion?
Oh, sorry. I’ll stop.