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Daily Stormer: War Machine is a “deranged brown savage” but was right to brutally beat his ex

Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver, self-professed “alpha male”

The competition, as always, is fierce, but Nazi trollster Andrew Anglin has won today’s Worst Human Being on the Face of the Planet Award for a post in which the Daily Stormer publisher praises former mixed martial arts fighter Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver … for beating his ex girlfriend nearly to death.

On Monday, Koppenhaver was sentenced to life in prison for the brutal 2014 attack, which left his ex, model and former porn actress Christy Mack, with as assortment of severe injuries ranging from a fractured eye socket to a broken rib.

Anglin thinks the sentence is “insane.”And while he isn’t exactly what you’d call a fan of the mixed-race Koppenhaver, he thinks Mack deserved the beating, apparently because she has a lot of tattoos and at the time of the assault had a shaved head.

“I don’t usually defend deranged brown savages,” Anglin writes in a blog post today (archived here).

But I’m going to right now.

UFC fighter War Machine has been sentenced to life in prison for assault and battery, which is insane in itself. … 

But on top of the nuttiness of “giving someone an ass beating” resulting in life imprisonment – the bitch deserved it, and no one anywhere can make an argument that she didn’t.

As proof of she “deserved it,” Anglin posts a picture of Mack, posing nude with a shaved head, showing off her tattoos.

“Okay so this is the bitch,” he writes.

You’re going to tell me she didn’t deserve to have the shit beat out of her?

Are you insane?

In addition to questioning the sanity of those who don’t think women should be beaten because some random Nazi skinhead doesn’t like their haircut, the Daily Stormer publisher also declares Koppenhaver himself to be “completely unhinged and insane,” something Anglin blames on Koppenhaver’s racial heritage.

“[I]t’s called being mixed race,” Anglin writes, briefly addressing Koppenhaver directly.

It causes psychological problems, which obviously you do have, which I can see simply from your hipster tattoos. …

Obviously, you deserve to be in prison AT LEAST just for being the person that you are.

HOWEVER – in this specific case, you did not do anything wrong.

Despite Koppenhaver’s “psychological problems,” Anglin finds himself agreeing with many of the stranger statements the MMA fighter has made over the years.

[A]lthough War Machine definitely is insane, he is also sort of a respectable type of insane.

Like, he had this meme about how anyone should be able to murder anyone at any time if they were capable of it. 

Yes, that’s right. Anglin thinks this is an example of something “respectably insane” and kind of cool.

He also did things like call for the assassination of Barack Obama and said that men in modern feminist societies are treated worse than Jews during the Holocaust.

He has also said many other things that some people might consider to be awesome.

As a result, Anglin puckishly announces,

I’m writing him a letter and offering to publish a weekly column – “War Machine’s Advice for Men.”

Ha ha! Anglin is as terrible a comedian as he is a person. And he is today’s Worst Human Being on the Face of the Planet.

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Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
4 years ago

@Still Fiqah:

I’m going to continue my commemoration of The Purple One’s birthday week by imagining him kicking Anglin’s ass, and dancing a flawless typewriter over him in the highest heels available.

You do realize that Prince converted to the virulently sexist and homophobic Jehovah’s Witnesses, right? Like to the point where he was actually going door to door haranguing people to embrace that poisonous philosophy.

Even if late-period Prince didn’t fully embrace Anglin’s variety of hatred, in many of the ways that count he was closer to the ass-wipe side than the side of the angels.

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@zaunfink – thanks for the tip, that’s not a bad idea!

Sorry, but I have to do a British-specific derail – last night down the pub, I said to some of my friends, “Just think, we could have a Labour government tomorrow – yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt,” and we all had a bitter little chuckle.

BUT NOW MONKEYS ARE FLYING OUT OF MY BUTT! David…please, please can we have a post of British MGTOWs/alt-rightists/Nigel Farage having sads at some point??

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
4 years ago

The england elections is a pleasant surprise. From what I have seen, it can actualy backfire in that May will likely ally with (even more) far-righter to have a majority, while Corbyn can’t hope to do so ; but I do like that it take May down a notch or two.

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
4 years ago

So an racist MRA had to choose between hating on a mixed race man, and hating on a woman. He chose to hate the woman and tie logic and justice in knots, trying to justify why she “deserved” to be beaten to within an inch of her life.

Creep.

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@Ohlmann

Yeah, it’s just broken that she’s done a deal with the Democratic Unionists. Which is interesting, because there is unlikely to be a union if the Tories carry on the way she is.

However, Corbyn could ally with either (or both) the SNP and Lib Dems for voting purposes. I really doubt either of them will side with the Tory vote, the SNP don’t like the Tories and the Lib Dems had their fingers burnt in 2010.

There is also a strong possibility that May will have to step down even if a coalition is formed, because some Tories have lost their seats and she’s really not going to be popular in the party; this was a big gamble for her, and she’s lost.

Although this might mean Boris Johnson, which would arguably be worse 🙁

We will have to see. But either way, it is a damn sight better than the Conservative landslide I was expecting.

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

*the way they are

Hmm, clearly having finger issues today.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Violet and Ohlmann

I think a post election progressive alliance might be unlikely. Labour and the SNP can’t really stand each other. The Lib Dems would insist on a commitment to proportional representation and obviously Corbyn won’t go for that. Also the other parties are a bit annoyed that when they stood down to help labour, labour didn’t reciprocate.

That probably doesn’t matter though. The Tories will never forgive May for throwing away this election so her days are numbered. It’s just a matter of seeing who’ll pick up the poisoned chalice. Amber Rudd would be the obvious choice but it’s risky having a PM with such a small majority.

Ah well, interesting times.

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@Alan – Definitely so!

DanHolme
DanHolme
4 years ago

@Violet

Paul Nuttall’s sad face is cheering me up a lot this morning. Apparently even he didn’t get to vote for himself, as he lives 120 miles away from where he was standing. The one vote he could have counted on…

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Dan

The one vote he could have counted on…

Traditionally you’re always supposed to vote for your opponent to ensure no one gets zero. I think that’s quite sweet.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
4 years ago

He chose to hate the woman and tie logic and justice in knots, trying to justify why she “deserved” to be beaten to within an inch of her life.

A Gordian knot, I’d say. It’s just a bald assertion that the justification should be obvious with a little visual help.

(FTR, the nude photo in question is a professional artsy model pose, no explicit view, not trying to look overly rebellious. I think Anglin is either trolling with his non-arguments, or he’s really deep in assuming that his personal judgement of women’s looks is some psychological insight.)

(Also, aside from some photos and War Machine video interviews, David pretty much quoted the whole article.)

Lea
Lea
4 years ago

Orion,
Why are you putting words in my mouth?
Why did you ‘splain the thing I said back to me?

Pie
Pie
4 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw

The Tories will never forgive May for throwing away this election so her days are numbered.

I’m also fairly certain that no-one who has put the slightest bit of thought into the matter will want to be leader under the current circumstances. Look at the number of volunteers to be in charge of health at the last election (zero). Only a total idiot would want to go down in the history books as the person who totally and utterly fucked up everything beyond belief…

Amber Rudd would be the obvious choice

Hah, yes.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ pie

Look at the number of volunteers to be in charge of health at the last election (zero)

The civil service were put on notice to expect a cabinet reshuffle at three today. Love to be a fly on the wall:

“We can offer you Home Secretary, Health Secretary or Education. Who would you prefer slashing your tyres, police, nurses or teachers?”

Sheila Crosby
4 years ago

I’ve had Pharrell William’s “Happy” on repeat this morning. I think this saves the NHS from total shutdown and hopefully saves us from a hard Brexit.

On the down side, it may well mean yet another election soon which would mean people yelling at each other for another 6 weeks and getting even more polarized.

My guess is that May will try to stay on. I doubt she’ll manage it, even though it’s such an unattractive job at the moment.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Sheila

Pharrell William’s “Happy”

My northern soul roots compel me!!!!

#keepthefaith

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@DanHolme

I have just been googling Paul Nuttall and it is making me giggle. Thanks for that.

“UKIP are still on the pitch and more relevant than ever” he says as he resigns as leader HA HA (insert Nelson from the Simpsons here)

@Sheila Crosby
Yes I agree, I think even though the Tories still have the majority the opposition will be a lot tougher to beat for them. I’m not sure I can take another election though *crawls under table at the mere thought*

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

Only a total idiot would want to go down in the history books as the person who totally and utterly fucked up everything beyond belief…

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/39FF/production/_88374841_88374840.jpg

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@EJ

Nope nope nope nope

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@EJ

nope nope nope nope nope

how the flipping heck do you do gifs on here? This definitely calls for one

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

A couple of my friends are involved with this group.

http://shipleyfeministzealots.org.uk/about-2/

They formed to get shut of MRA MP Phillip Davies. Ah well, better luck next time.

And for any MRAs listening in, note that they do bake sales to raise money for a mental health charity that works to prevent male suicide.

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

I was cheered to see Nick Clegg lose his seat. It should have happened in 2015, but better late than never.

It’s going to be interesting to see voters on the mainland taking a closer look at the throwbacks of the DUP, and perhaps recoiling in disgust.

In non-election news, this made me happy:

The schoolgirl thrash metal band smashing stereotypes in Indonesia

Hypatia's Daughter
Hypatia's Daughter
4 years ago

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy

“It was her son that passed?” Jaye asked.
“It was her son that was killed by his father,” Bickmore explained.
“I didn’t know about that but that is interesting, because it shows that there are male victims of domestic violence,” Jaye replied.

Why does that remind me of the man who killed both his parents then threw himself on the mercy of the court because he was an orphan?

dashapants
dashapants
4 years ago

@Valentine

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 🙂

I’m sorry, but after the Lea and Orion kerfuffle, I had to say it. Do stop calling yourself a moron, young man. You’re just a little clumsy is all.

HiddenTurtle
HiddenTurtle
4 years ago

@Tosca

Right? Nice to know that an infamous white supremacist was willing to sort of put aside his violent racism for five seconds to bond over woman hating. I don’t even know where to start with this one.

dashapants
dashapants
4 years ago

And I mean that strictly in a “неуклюжий” sense, though the dictionary would have you believe that it also means “неoтëcaнный” which is not how it’s normally used in the American vernacular. 🙂

(As for “топорный” I didn’t even know that word existed in Russian.)

numerobis
numerobis
4 years ago

Violet: you might want to get those monkeys checked out.

dashapants
dashapants
4 years ago

Nevermind the monkeys. Is your butt okay? 🙂

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@numerobis @dashapants

Hey, I’m perfectly happy with my Labour-supporting winged butt monkeys 😀

DanHolme
DanHolme
4 years ago

“I’m perfectly happy with my Labour-supporting winged butt monkeys.”

Surely the t-shirt slogan of the year!

Wetherby
4 years ago

I have just been googling Paul Nuttall and it is making me giggle. Thanks for that.

One of Nuttall’s many problems (it’s a long list) was his pronounced resemblance to comedian Adrian Edmondson – who has been milking this for all it’s worth by regularly tweeting as though Nuttall is indeed one of his creations.

Michael Brew
Michael Brew
4 years ago

@Ivory Bill Woodpecker

Don’t you mean Dr. Hank Pym (1st Ant-Man/Giant-Man/Yellowjacket)?

Dr. Ray Palmer, the Silver Age Atom, is a DC character.

Yes. All these microscopic doctoral degree holders with names that begin with P are confusing. But I guess Palmer had kind of the opposite problem as Pym.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

Sorry for being a bit Brit-centric in this thread but, if it’s ok with David, here’s something Brit mammotheers in Tory constituencies may wish to cut and paste into an email to their MPs.

Hi [INSERT MP’S NAME HERE],
As one of your constituents, I’m writing to you to express my outrage at the suggestion that your party is prepared to cooperate with the DUP in order to remain in government.
I know that this election result was surprising for all of us, and there is no clear or easy solution without an outright majority for any one party, but I am shocked and appalled that the Conservatives are willing to partner with a party that holds such extreme views that are damaging to so many people.
For instance, [despite many absences on] your voting record, [it] shows that you [generally] support equal rights for the LGBT community, on issues such as same sex marriage amongst others [CHECK THIS HERE: https://www.theyworkforyou.com ].
Here is a list of DUP stances, in case you need a reminder:
The DUP want to make it legal to discriminate against anyone from the LGBT community
The DUP want children to be taught creationism as scientific fact
The DUP want no woman to have access to any type of abortion, and furthermore criminalise anyone offering or seeking that service
The DUP want to bring back the death penalty
There are many other issues with the DUP, and I am also concerned as to what this alliance would mean for so many Northern Ireland and Republic of Ireland citizens (our close allies), especially when entering Brexit negotiations.
Please explain how you intend to oppose this coalition, as it is of immediate concern to myself and many of your constituents.
Thanks,
[YOUR NAME HERE]
[INSERT YOUR FULL NAME HERE]
[INSERT YOUR FULL ADDRESS IN CONSTITUENCY]

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@Wetherby I hadn’t seen that, it’s brilliant!

varalys the dark
4 years ago

@Alan: I told your joke about the slashed tyres to my mum and she laughed in a most unladylike manner!

It says something about how safe the seat of Macclesfield is for the Tories that there was a 14% swing to Labour here and the Conservative still won by bloody miles. Sigh.

Watching the newspapers meltdown (apart from the Mirror and Grauniad) has been fun. Considering on Wednesday The Daily Mail ran a front page that basically said “Corbyn Laden Loves Terrorists, Hates The British” I am particularly amused by their disbelief.

Ingmar
Ingmar
4 years ago

The conflicting alt right logic. So this guy was right to beat his ex brutally, because she has the look they associate to “degenerate rebel girls (or grrls) and what not”, but he can’t help recognize that it’s his graduation of skin color defining his mixed race, which makes him genetically aggressive and he, superior white would put him in prison for it, it’s not clear if such “encomiable” action would redeem his original racial sin or not, any info? Afterall it seems that according to his logic, shouldn’t such aggressivity be an alpha trait needed to carry on against the feminist wussification, maybe to him and fellow racialists blacks and “browns” resist this better. I guess somehow he might argument that intelligence is still a superior white trait (as clearly shown by Anglin and alt right “culture” and rational thinking, lol) which have to be balanced with some sane masculine ultraviolence, but then in this context it would have been right and rational to beat her as he did, so why his race would be relevant to this, even if you are racialist?
Oh well, yeah, for a superior race, i guess, it’s more challenging to spoil yourself of superstructures like civilization and being decent human being and channel your inner ubermensch when needed to show feminist (or alleged ones) who’s boss, and “black & browns” are somehow advantaged in this trait, being, according to them, more beast-like, but of course they can’t aspire to white’s culture. Contraddiction solved (except blacks working at Nasa, etc, if it’s ever needed to counter it), but not completely.
” He also did things like call for the assassination of Barack Obama and said that men in modern feminist societies are treated worse than Jews during the Holocaust.

He has also said many other things that some people might consider to be awesome.”
wait, was’t Hitler right to persecute the “evil jews” and doing the holocaust?

Valentine
Valentine
4 years ago

Dasha…what is happen? Was all this comments for me? Even the monkey in my butt? 🤗

Valentine
Valentine
4 years ago

I will not say я дебил again if it upset to you. Well except now. But after this not anymore.

Violet the Vile
Violet the Vile
4 years ago

@Alan

Thanks for that!

I’m in a Labour constituency, but will post on fb for all my friends represented by Conservatives (the other half of the city I live in, and all the surrounding rural area)

And thank you very much to all the non-British Mammotheers for bearing with the off-topic in-depth political analysis!

Valentine
Valentine
4 years ago

O sorry butt monkeys are not mine. I read it all now. Anyway i think the ‘moron’ i saying is not from medical – its means 🐐🐐🐐 this animal. Just now you translate on english like moron.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

@Still Fiqah Most excellent mental image. Though that selfie of Anglin’s just BEGS for lipstick. 😉

Oh, didn’t know about Prince being JW. Well, fnord. 😛

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

@ Violet

Cheers for that. I should point out someone else drafted it (I did make a few pedantic amends)

For any Non-Brit Mammotheers wondering who the DUP are, they’re this lot (seriously!)

http://i.imgur.com/i9p75Xd.jpg

Still Fiqah
Still Fiqah
4 years ago

@ Fishy Goat (if this is a reference to Capricorn’s sea goat, it’s the cutest thing EVER)
I am deeply sorry to report that in his later years, Prince was an active and passionate Jehovah’s Witness. His homophobia was well-documented even before his conversion, however.

@Judas Peckerwood and ANYBODY ELSE
Hi. I know. I’ve talked and written about Prince and a whole host of homophobic queer icons – there’s LOTS of ’em. I am a queer Black woman, and a lifelong fan of Prince, so his many problematic aspects – homophobia, colorism, war hawking, Vikings fandom, et al – have been something I’ve wrestled with. He had a LOT of spiritual evolving to do. I love the music. I have for 35 of my 39 years. That’s longer than a lot of his recent personal critics have even been alive, though, so I get it.

I had this exact same issue with the late David Bowie and his equally well-documented – although arguably less-publicized (go fig…) – repeated misunderstanding of some aspects of sexual consent. And I plain HATE Louis Carroll. So, I get it.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
4 years ago

You know, if they’re *really* supposed to be a swell bunch that people should want to hang out with…why do they insist on covering their face to obscure their identities and look like they’re caressing those big guns?

Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
Weird (Encouraged by the RESISTANCE!!!!) Eddie
4 years ago

Isaac Chotiner on Slate:

Twenty-four hours ago, I would have said it was impossible for Jeremy Corbyn to be prime minister, and now I am thinking we should prepare for Corbyn maybe in the next six to 12 months becoming prime minister.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

@Still Fiqah Yes, it is. 😀 Can’t seem to come up with anything else as a pseud, so instead I have various versions of ‘Capricorn’ all over the net. Sounds better than ‘bitter depressed 50-something’. 😉

ColeYote
ColeYote
4 years ago

This man is clearly insane because he’s half Mexican. Also you’d have to be insane to not agree with him almost murdering his girlfriend. Also I admire his ideas.

–A clearly not-insane person

ChimericMind
ChimericMind
4 years ago

In regards to Robertshaw’s last picture: What…what is wrong with that woman in the lower-right? Is that a real person? Is that how she actually looks, or is the alt-rightie that made that picture that bad at art? Was it intended to be complimentary and came out badly, or was it intended to be derogatory? So many questions raised…

Also, American Gods was great, as has been most of Neil Gaiman’s work.

Gussie Jives
Gussie Jives
4 years ago

Not being a follower of UK politics, watching the election unfold last night was a strange experience. It had all the same trappings of Canada’s electoral cycle (the multi-party ballot, the parliamentary wrangling, the breathless media horse race reporting) but infused with about a million CCs of bullshit. Seeing some of those Sun front pages saying Corbyn does everything short of eating babies was just bizarre to say the least (which I’m sure is thanks to Rupert Murdoch’s slimy presence in UK print media).

I watched H.Bomberguy’s rundown of it last night and the backstory of the Labour party’s backstabbing and infighting was surreal. In Canada, the federal Liberal Party has been the natural governing party effectively since Mackenzie King in the 1930s and their electoral losses tend to only be either due to being in power too long or if they’re lead by somebody with all the charisma of a plank of wood. Seriously, Stephane Dion and Michael Ignatieff made Jean Chretien look like Pierre Trudeau, and Chretien could barely speak French, let alone English. An ineffective LPC is all that’s necessary for the Tories to win in this country, so we had to suffer through nine years of Harper before the Grits opted for a leader who was actually likeable and took back parliament. But even in the darkest days of Harper, the Liberals didn’t resort to the kind of backstabbing on display during the Labour Party leadership conventions.

Man, times like this I’m glad to live in a country where politics is boring.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
4 years ago

The backstabbing won’t stop, but it has at least had the brakes applied to it a wee bit. It doesn’t look terribly clever to call Corbyn “unelectable” any more 🙂
(parenthetically, in his own constituency his personal share of the vote has gone up from about 62% (iirc, that’s only from memory) to 75% now)