Fellas! It’s long been an article of faith in the Red Pill crowd that one of the best ways to impress random hot babes while you’re out Red Pilling around is basically to stare at them like a serial killer until they meet your gaze and surrender to your sheer awesome alphaness. Or call the police.
If you doubt this simple technique can work wonders for the aspiring pickup artist, may I direct you to a recent “field report” in the Red Pill subreddit, in which one new Red Piller spills the details of the staring contests he got himself into with two separate hot babes that he didn’t actually talk to but that he could tell were totally into him.
Over the course of 900 words, M1ster_X reports the mouth-watering details of his recent eye-contact adventures. “I’m intentionally training myself to keep good eye contact,” he writes, “mostly just walking down the street people watching, but today I upped the ante by targeting attractive girls.”
In the first, er, encounter, M1ster_X spotted a “slim beauty in a slinky black dress” on a subway platform across from him while switching trains in the Bronx.
White girl, Long brown hair with gorgeous legs that indicate she works out, in nude colored heels I believed to be at least 4 inches high. I’d say she’s an HB8 to 8 1/2 She gracefully traverses two sets of stairs in these things like a pro (which could have EASILY been my opener to talk to her, praising her performance.
Hey girl, I noticed you didn’t fall down the stairs just there while walking in your size 5 Manolo Blahnik knockoff pumps with the 4 inch heels and no I am not fixated on your feet, what’s up?
Anyway, she’s going downtown and I’m going uptown so we’re on opposite tracks. I’m guessing she had a good look at me while I was going down the stairs.
Because of course she did.
As I eluded [sic] in a previous post on the “ask” sub, I’m a “bear” type of body…I have muscle, but I’ve got pudge with it that needs to be rectified (though I’m aware some girls like that kind of body). I didn’t mention however than I’m also a Black guy who looks really young for my age, and well dressed, so I’m probably pretty exotic to her (hooray for not being a stereotype!).
As this is Reddit, I’m assuming “well-dressed” means he’s wearing a fedora and a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt — basically a black version of these dudes.
So I catch her looking at me the first time, and she quickly breaks her gaze. I follow up by looking intently at her, and I could tell from her body language that she was into it.
When women shudder involuntarily that’s an “indicator of interest,” right?
She looks back, and after a good 10 seconds (which is probably the longest I’ve ever looked at a complete stranger) she breaks gaze again. … She was clearly into the attention I was giving her … .
CLEARLY.
Downtown train comes, she gets on and that’s that.
Ha ha, what a story, M1ster_X!
Second example is on my bus heading home. Black girl, short but thick in the right places, jeans straining from “dat ass”. Mahogany colored hair, pretty face, she’s an HB8 as well. We’re both standing close to the exit door and she’s applying lip gloss. We’re really close to each other, but she’s not objecting to my presence in her space.
I mean, that could be because you’re on a crowded fucking bus and everyone is in everyone else’s space because, you know, it’s a crowded fucking bus, but hey, at least she’s not pushing you away while choking back vomit.
Could even look down for clear glimpses of “dat ass”.
What lady doesn’t love it when a complete stranger obviously stares at her ass?
No words, just looking. She looks back a few times and isn’t uncomfortable.
I mean, she doesn’t shriek in terror. That indicates comfort, right?
Again, probably could have (and SHOULD have) said something, but baby steps here. … She gets off at her stop, I get one more look at “dat ass”, and that’s that.
YET ANOTHER FLAWLESS VICTORY!
I apparently have more SMV than I ever though I did.
Apparently.
What sort of adventures will M1ster_X’s have next? Will he stand next to an HB9 on an elevator? Will he ask a cute cashier to give him his change in singles? Will an HB7.5 lean out of a car window to ask him how to get to Queens?
Stay tuned!
H/T — r/TheBluePill
Looks like link does work. Hmmm. It’s probably because I dragged out the voodoo doll and lit my Santa Muerte candle.
ETA – you want part 4 on the link above for the “god” stuff.
Sorry, voodoo doll not working properly.
@Hambeast So sorry to hear that. :/
@IgnoreSandra *sends you 100gl economy size*
Troll is banned!
Thank you, everyone. He was one of us; an SJW, a nerd, an anime fan, a gamer, and someone who had many years of chronic health problems and no health insurance before the ACA. There’s a rant in me about this, but I don’t seem to have the spoons right now to say what many others have said so well here in the past, so I’ll let it go. Just call me Elsa…
ON TOPIC – If I weren’t a real life post-wall hambeast, I’d consider learning how to say “It’s rude to stare!” in ASL. (American Sign Language)
@Diego:
An “HB8” is an eighth-level Hot Babe. HB8s have +8 Miniskirt Power and +4 Agility (for walking in high heels).
SMV, as used by Red Pillocks, stands for “sexual market value”, a pseudoscientific term for attractiveness.
To whether you should be amused, repulsed, or calmly unsurprised at Red Pillocks’ creation of economic gobbledygook, I’d say, “¿Porque no los tres?”
The extra boring thing about that troll is that his entire post was literally just the exact same form letter manosphere trolls always post, point for point. Fuck, guys, get some originality if you’re going to persistently troll websites you hate.
Thank you David.
@Hambeast
My condolences on your friend.
As for the rest:
Much staring, much creeping, so alpha. Wow.
Condolences Hambeast 🙁
Yes, I saw some attractive people on public transport today as well. Didn’t stare, mostly read a book, but noticed.
@Hambeast
Oh hell, I’m so sorry. =/ Take all the hugs you need.
You gave me a terrible idea, and if I have to live with the mental image, so does everybody else.
http://i.imgur.com/x06gzxm.jpg
Staring, huh?
http://media.giphy.com/media/7ZgBm32jWGn72/giphy.gif
Hambeast, I’m sorry about your friend.
I would rather be stared at by any of these men than M1ster_X:
http://68.media.tumblr.com/7848028a7f111ba07fcf5bf4b382c7d7/tumblr_inline_mfvp4geCEb1rt2432.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/28286a752d123062099183dae8695e50/tumblr_ntc26nAJ8p1qf9ni3o1_500.gif
Yeah, God has better things to do than trolling.
Satan, on the other hand….I have to say I like to think of the devil as sort of a cosmic Joshua Ryne Goldberg figure. Forget the horns and the tail–he’s actually a sunken-faced fedora-wearer who dwells in the Basement of the universe, eating Cheez Whiz and Hot Pockets, surfing around in people’s minds, and trolling them into starting wars and doing evil stuff “for the lulz”.
Is that Jeff the killer?
@Hambeast
I’m so sorry for your loss.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5ccb7064ea861421cdca6b582bdb6112/tumblr_mvp2ezOFBh1sjysg4o1_400.gif
When I posted Emmet Fellows, yesterday, I said he was the last one of the batch. That was wrong, I miscounted. Here’s Oakley Fellows, he really is the last of the batch. (And the cutest one, IMHO.)
All photos of Oakley from the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.
@Hambeast — sending you all the love right now! Sorry to hear about your friend.
@SFHC:
*softly, with feeling*: what the fuck
@Hambeast:
Nthing all the condolences. Hugs and kitties to you.
@TrollWithManyNames, none of them interesting:
You’re right. I scrolled right past all your bullshit. It’s not even worth a takedown, just an instant banhammering. Buhbye!
OT: RNC “Census” and political ranting
Yes, the RNC called the poll/fund-raising document the “2017 Congressional District Census” subtitled “Commissioned by the Republican Party”…
“… the Republican Party is conducting a census of key members and supporters in Congressional Districts…”
Boy did they get their targeting wrong here.
“The opinions registered in this document will be used to build a nationwide grassroots network that will show that President Trump has a mandate directly from the American people to act on the critical issues facing our country”.
Let me just point out that this is a definition of grassroots of which I was not previously aware. This is more the “grassroots network” used in the very fun Braindead political drama. It was based on people having been taken control of by space ants. A lot funnier than it sounds, unless you’re a Serious Republican, which is probably why it got canned after 1 season.
One of the bits towards the bottom allows you to choose how much to donate. “I am enclosing $15 to help pay for the cost of processing my census document.” I personally think anyone should be allowed to get money back from any large political party who sends them a fund-raising letter, up to $15 per person per letter. And the “National Do Not Call Registry” should include a choice to block political calls too.
So sorry Hambeast, condolences.
Troll: *laundry list of 9 unsupported whiny-ass complaints*
Troll: “Feminists claim sole ownership of victimhood”
Well, I think we’ve found an answer to the age-old theological question: Can God make an argument so stupid that it contradicts itself?
Betas, don’t try this at home. Never stare directly at women. Use a pinhole card or a piece of smoked glass to observe them.
Not to be all Alpha about it, but that black woman sounds like an HB9. I think this guy’s calibration is way off.
I’ve been listening to a podcast in which one of the hosts is a black woman who often airs her frustration over the way men keep staring at her ass and being interested in nothing else.
Omg writing like that really doesn’t belong in a public forum – that is teen journal stuff!
Every time I see a reference to ‘HB8’ or some other number, I read HB as honey bun. The idea of MRAs rating sweet rolls is more amusing than the actual intent.
The troll has the usual laundry list for masculinism. Men being sent to war depended on power dynamics mostly when only men ruled, I guess he want’s as usual to argue that it was made for women to benefit. I’d say they are made for politcal and economic ruling classes to benefit, most of the time. No time to debunk the other ones for now.
But about Z&t’s link
https://trustyourperceptions.wordpress.com/2013/09/01/dudesaredoomed1/
I wonder if there are speculations on males being genetically inferior “Males are in a biologically weak position: 1). Males aren’t necessary in large numbers. 2) Males are an aberration from the norm. 3). Males are parasitically-dependent on women to a). copy their genes for them, and b).” The rest of it is of a similar tenor
“Genetic interests not only differ, but due to males’ genetic parasitism, can even be said to be in opposition. — Yet weirdly, these interests are not mutually exclusive. — Not as long as the Makers and Admins of the Species continue to feel the math works out. — Or unless males become extinct, and females have to come up with a new calculus.” but maybe I’m just extrapolating, hope I’m wrong, but that seems the tone.