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Red Pill dude successfully stares at two women; pens 900-word “field report” relaying the details

The Stare Master

Fellas! It’s long been an article of faith in the Red Pill crowd that one of the best ways to impress random hot babes while you’re out Red Pilling around is basically to stare at them like a serial killer until they meet your gaze and surrender to your sheer awesome alphaness. Or call the police.

If you doubt this simple technique can work wonders for the aspiring pickup artist, may I direct you to a recent “field report” in the Red Pill subreddit, in which one new Red Piller spills the details of the staring contests he got himself into with two separate hot babes that he didn’t actually talk to but that he could tell were totally into him. 

Over the course of 900 words, M1ster_X reports the mouth-watering details of his recent eye-contact adventures.  “I’m intentionally training myself to keep good eye contact,” he writes, “mostly just walking down the street people watching, but today I upped the ante by targeting attractive girls.”

In the first, er, encounter, M1ster_X spotted a “slim beauty in a slinky black dress” on a subway platform across from him while switching trains in the Bronx.

White girl, Long brown hair with gorgeous legs that indicate she works out, in nude colored heels I believed to be at least 4 inches high. I’d say she’s an HB8 to 8 1/2 She gracefully traverses two sets of stairs in these things like a pro (which could have EASILY been my opener to talk to her, praising her performance.

Hey girl, I noticed you didn’t fall down the stairs just there while walking in your size 5 Manolo Blahnik knockoff pumps with the 4 inch heels and no I am not fixated on your feet, what’s up?

Anyway, she’s going downtown and I’m going uptown so we’re on opposite tracks. I’m guessing she had a good look at me while I was going down the stairs.

Because of course she did.

As I eluded [sic] in a previous post on the “ask” sub, I’m a “bear” type of body…I have muscle, but I’ve got pudge with it that needs to be rectified (though I’m aware some girls like that kind of body). I didn’t mention however than I’m also a Black guy who looks really young for my age, and well dressed, so I’m probably pretty exotic to her (hooray for not being a stereotype!).

As this is Reddit, I’m assuming “well-dressed” means he’s wearing a fedora and a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt — basically a black version of these dudes.

So I catch her looking at me the first time, and she quickly breaks her gaze. I follow up by looking intently at her, and I could tell from her body language that she was into it.

When women shudder involuntarily that’s an “indicator of interest,” right?

She looks back, and after a good 10 seconds (which is probably the longest I’ve ever looked at a complete stranger) she breaks gaze again. … She was clearly into the attention I was giving her … .

CLEARLY.

Downtown train comes, she gets on and that’s that.

Ha ha, what a story, M1ster_X!

Second example is on my bus heading home. Black girl, short but thick in the right places, jeans straining from “dat ass”. Mahogany colored hair, pretty face, she’s an HB8 as well. We’re both standing close to the exit door and she’s applying lip gloss. We’re really close to each other, but she’s not objecting to my presence in her space.

I mean, that could be because you’re on a crowded fucking bus and everyone is in everyone else’s space because, you know, it’s a crowded fucking bus, but hey, at least she’s not pushing you away while choking back vomit.

Could even look down for clear glimpses of “dat ass”.

What lady doesn’t love it when a complete stranger obviously stares at her ass?

No words, just looking. She looks back a few times and isn’t uncomfortable.

I mean, she doesn’t shriek in terror. That indicates comfort, right?

Again, probably could have (and SHOULD have) said something, but baby steps here. … She gets off at her stop, I get one more look at “dat ass”, and that’s that.

YET ANOTHER FLAWLESS VICTORY!

I apparently have more SMV than I ever though I did.

Apparently.

What sort of adventures will M1ster_X’s have next? Will he stand next to an HB9 on an elevator? Will he ask a cute cashier to give him his change in singles? Will an HB7.5 lean out of a car window to ask him how to get to Queens?

Stay tuned!

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Is it bad that I find this article relatively light and pleasant for this blog? No dismembered body parts, no direct encouraging of rape, murder, or other violence, no vampiric vagina goo…

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

Ugh. Red Pill “field reports.”

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
7 years ago

And what is SMV ? Street Market Value ? I was thinking that, for those guys, only women were “products”.

Close. It is “sexual market value.” These dudes view all relationships as transactional, and taking place in a market similar to the labor market. Everyone has a sexual market value, and the point scale is the supposedly-objective measure of it.

occasional reader
occasional reader
7 years ago

> Policy of Madness
Thank you for the explanation ! Well, that is still assimilting persons (who are priceless) to products (which have a cost). All in all, that is misanthropic, no wonder they are digging their own grave.

Out of topic : archeologs just have find remains of persons in Morocco, and they have dated them as 315000 years from now. They say that, if it is confirmed, the date of the beginning of Homo Sapiens should be pull farther with a span of 100000 years. And that may also confirm the “panafrican” origine of Homo Sapiens.
Well, the discover and especially the dating have to be tested (peer viewed ? Is the term appropriate for that ?) by different teams in order to confirm or infirm it, but if it is confirmed, i think there is going to have an audible raging roar from the White supremacist side…

The article, for those who can read french

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
7 years ago

@occasional reader : the discovery make Homo Sapiens come from africa at large, and not from south africa like older theories, so I guess it don’t change much for racists shitheads. Older human as maroccan seem just as bad from their POV than older humans as ethiopians.

I suspect they will continue to say that neanderthals are thoses from where the intelligence came from. Which isn’t impossible, granted, since modern human have a non-negligible neanderthal component and there is no solid proof that either of thoses race were significantly less intelligent than the other.

enjolra
enjolra
7 years ago

News flash, the goal of looking people in the eyes isn’t to “target” them. That’s just creepy, you future serial killer.

KatieKitten420
KatieKitten420
7 years ago

@everybody, especially Dalillama, WWTH, Fran, JS, Victorious Parasol, and 2 or 3 people I’m forgetting.
Thanks for answering my book comment with all those excellent recommendations! Since I’ve read and enjoyed a bunch of them, I assume the ones I haven’t will be good too(I now have a nice long list of books to check out, which is lovely)

Also, thanks so much for being so kind and welcoming. I’m insecure and immature and very naive for my age and I know sometimes I ask questions in an childish/ignorant manner, but a few people have taken the time to explain why a few of my views are problematic in patient, informative ways and really convinced me and made me think. And not even 1 person has made fun of me for being ignorant about something. It might seem trivial to you guys, but since high school and college ended I have found very few new people(all my current true friends I can talk to are people I’ve known a decade or more)that I feel comfortable telling my true thoughts to. Even anonymously it feels nice. So thank you everybody and I hope you all have a lovely(and useful if you’re.working)day. I’m a day-sleeper so I’m going to bed now. Good morning

Michael Brew
Michael Brew
7 years ago

That’s just sad. I mean, I remember being that desperate for affection as a teen that I’d look for even the tiniest fleeting exchange of glances with a woman to take as some validation of my own worth as a human being. I kind of just want to hug this guy to give him some obviously much-needed human contact. Wouldn’t recommend any ladies try it, though. He’s liable to take that as an open invitation. Actually, given this is the Red Pill, he’d probably require a hefty dose of “no homo” for any same sex shows of affection, too, regardless of the level of platonicity.

Nanny Ogg's Bosom (Formerly LostInLindsey)
Nanny Ogg's Bosom (Formerly LostInLindsey)
7 years ago

Well, that’s creepy. People don’t like being stared at.

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

The way he projects his fantasy of the women being into him gawking at them is so creepy.

It’s not like women on trains might have a reason for not telling creepy dudes to please stop staring at them or anything. Their silence must mean they’re enjoying a stranger staring at them.

Gross.

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
7 years ago

Podkayne Lives –
“One can walk in heels, the other has dat ass. Together, they fight crime!”
Heels Woman and Dat Ass Woman, coming this Fall to Logo.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago

Here’s an English language article about the discovery of the remains in Morocco if anyone wants it

http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/the-oldest-human-fossils-ever-discovered-have-stories-to-tell

Provided it’s confirmed, it’s so cool. I’m wondering if this type of discovery would have happened a little sooner if western researchers weren’t so married to the idea of finding a real life Garden of Eden. No need to assume humans originated in one spot only just because the religion you grew up with has a creation story in which that happened!

Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
Paradoxical Intention - Mobile
7 years ago

Can we talk about how this dude said both these ladies are only 8/10? While describing himself as “average”?

Dude, using your scale that means you are a 5/10, and thus those ladies are outta your league.

On top of that, I am curious as to what knocked two points off of their “scores”. Didn’t offer a blowjob? Didn’t pledge themselves in eternal domestic slavery? Solely because they’re feeeemales? What?

EDIT: I just got an ad for a “light saber combat specialist” company. Not a Sci-Fi fan in the slightest, but still amusing.

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

@Robert:

“One can walk in heels, the other has dat ass. Together, they fight crime!”
Heels Woman and Dat Ass Woman, coming this Fall to Logo.

10/10, would watch. Dat Ass Woman will use her Magic Butt-Beam™ to stun the guys, while Heels Woman will use her Louboutin Look-Alikes with the poison in the stilettos to kill them. And the NYPD won’t realize that their “Black Widow vigilante serial killer” is a tag team until a forlorn cross between a Penthouse letter and a Craigslist missed connection gives them a clue.

poglodyte
poglodyte
7 years ago

@ Bina

“I saw you leaping from building to building in Bed Stuy, your heels shining in the moonlight. You were carrying somebody in a ski mask over your shoulder and you had a big purse with a dollar sign on it in the other hand, probably full of make-up and tissues and whatever you ladies carry. I was going to talk to you, but something stopped me in my tracks. I looked around, and there was this other woman staring at me with a strange green light coming from her posterior.

I couldn’t move, but I could pine.

It was a weird night. I think I’m in love. Call me.”

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

Can I pick the collective imagination of Mammotheers?

We need a name for a new building development. The local authority prefer names with either a Cornish connection or that refer to local history or geographical features. The site is on the cliffs overlooking the sea and next to an airfield that used to be a Spitfire base.

So far we’ve come up with:

Merlin Court (spitfire engine + Cornish wizard)
Margawr Court (Cornish sea serpent)

But we need one other submission.

Any ideas?

Moggie
Moggie
7 years ago

@Paradoxy:

Dude, using your scale that means you are a 5/10, and thus those ladies are outta your league.

Don’t you know that dudes automatically get a +3 to all stats? The dude scale goes up to 13/10. They’re good guys, Brint.

Also, I’m going to pitch “Law & Order: Special Footwear Unit” to NBC.

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
7 years ago

@Paradoxy

Dude, using your scale that means you are a 5/10, and thus those ladies are outta your league.

But women aren’t expected to discriminate based on looks ! I mean, that would be absolutely awful and insensitive and objectifying and… owait.

Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
7 years ago

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Do you think i’m sexy?

DanHolme
DanHolme
7 years ago

@Alan

Camlann Court?

Or how about Mallory Court – both for the chronicler of Arthurian myths, and the Leigh-Mallory who was the RAF’s Big Wing proponent? Cornish and RAF-ish!

Bina
Bina
7 years ago

@Poglodyte:

“I saw you leaping from building to building in Bed Stuy, your heels shining in the moonlight. You were carrying somebody in a ski mask over your shoulder and you had a big purse with a dollar sign on it in the other hand, probably full of make-up and tissues and whatever you ladies carry. I was going to talk to you, but something stopped me in my tracks. I looked around, and there was this other woman staring at me with a strange green light coming from her posterior.

I couldn’t move, but I could pine.

It was a weird night. I think I’m in love. Call me.”

My morning, it is MADE!

@Alan:

We need a name for a new building development. The local authority prefer names with either a Cornish connection or that refer to local history or geographical features. The site is on the cliffs overlooking the sea and next to an airfield that used to be a Spitfire base.

So far we’ve come up with:

Merlin Court (spitfire engine + Cornish wizard)
Margawr Court (Cornish sea serpent)

But we need one other submission.

Any ideas?

Piskie Place? That’s the only thing that came to mind just now — water pixies.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
7 years ago

All men deserve to be having sex with HB8s or higher, no matter where they are on the 1-10 scale. Never mind that it’s mathematically impossible for all women to be above average hotness. Never mind that it’s also mathematically impossible for the top 20th percentile of hotness women to have sex with all men without becoming “sluts” in their eyes thus giving them a “1000 cock stare” and sullying the hotness. It’s still a terrible oppression that every man regardless of his personality or appearance doesn’t have HB8s, HB9s and HB10s swarming his peen. This oppression is of course all the fault of evil women.

PUAs, red pillers, MGTOW, MRAs and incels all claim to be entirely separate, but really their “movements” all come down to rage that women aren’t all submissive virgin porn stars who are just dying to service them.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
7 years ago

@ Dan

Ooh, we like that.

Camlann is nice too, but there are already a few down here and there’s rules about not confusing the emergency services so we need something original.

ETA: @ Bina

That’s quite cute. I am tempted by something pagan or mythical. Has to be an address that will appeal to business types though so might be a bit too cute.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
7 years ago

@Moggie
You’re a damn treasure, never change! Got me cackling at work ?

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

@Alan:
I may be slightly biased, but I’d suggest that it be named after Anthony Hewish or John Couch Adams, unquestionably the greatest of Cornishmen.