Fellas! It’s long been an article of faith in the Red Pill crowd that one of the best ways to impress random hot babes while you’re out Red Pilling around is basically to stare at them like a serial killer until they meet your gaze and surrender to your sheer awesome alphaness. Or call the police.
If you doubt this simple technique can work wonders for the aspiring pickup artist, may I direct you to a recent “field report” in the Red Pill subreddit, in which one new Red Piller spills the details of the staring contests he got himself into with two separate hot babes that he didn’t actually talk to but that he could tell were totally into him.
Over the course of 900 words, M1ster_X reports the mouth-watering details of his recent eye-contact adventures. “I’m intentionally training myself to keep good eye contact,” he writes, “mostly just walking down the street people watching, but today I upped the ante by targeting attractive girls.”
In the first, er, encounter, M1ster_X spotted a “slim beauty in a slinky black dress” on a subway platform across from him while switching trains in the Bronx.
White girl, Long brown hair with gorgeous legs that indicate she works out, in nude colored heels I believed to be at least 4 inches high. I’d say she’s an HB8 to 8 1/2 She gracefully traverses two sets of stairs in these things like a pro (which could have EASILY been my opener to talk to her, praising her performance.
Hey girl, I noticed you didn’t fall down the stairs just there while walking in your size 5 Manolo Blahnik knockoff pumps with the 4 inch heels and no I am not fixated on your feet, what’s up?
Anyway, she’s going downtown and I’m going uptown so we’re on opposite tracks. I’m guessing she had a good look at me while I was going down the stairs.
Because of course she did.
As I eluded [sic] in a previous post on the “ask” sub, I’m a “bear” type of body…I have muscle, but I’ve got pudge with it that needs to be rectified (though I’m aware some girls like that kind of body). I didn’t mention however than I’m also a Black guy who looks really young for my age, and well dressed, so I’m probably pretty exotic to her (hooray for not being a stereotype!).
As this is Reddit, I’m assuming “well-dressed” means he’s wearing a fedora and a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt — basically a black version of these dudes.
So I catch her looking at me the first time, and she quickly breaks her gaze. I follow up by looking intently at her, and I could tell from her body language that she was into it.
When women shudder involuntarily that’s an “indicator of interest,” right?
She looks back, and after a good 10 seconds (which is probably the longest I’ve ever looked at a complete stranger) she breaks gaze again. … She was clearly into the attention I was giving her … .
CLEARLY.
Downtown train comes, she gets on and that’s that.
Ha ha, what a story, M1ster_X!
Second example is on my bus heading home. Black girl, short but thick in the right places, jeans straining from “dat ass”. Mahogany colored hair, pretty face, she’s an HB8 as well. We’re both standing close to the exit door and she’s applying lip gloss. We’re really close to each other, but she’s not objecting to my presence in her space.
I mean, that could be because you’re on a crowded fucking bus and everyone is in everyone else’s space because, you know, it’s a crowded fucking bus, but hey, at least she’s not pushing you away while choking back vomit.
Could even look down for clear glimpses of “dat ass”.
What lady doesn’t love it when a complete stranger obviously stares at her ass?
No words, just looking. She looks back a few times and isn’t uncomfortable.
I mean, she doesn’t shriek in terror. That indicates comfort, right?
Again, probably could have (and SHOULD have) said something, but baby steps here. … She gets off at her stop, I get one more look at “dat ass”, and that’s that.
YET ANOTHER FLAWLESS VICTORY!
I apparently have more SMV than I ever though I did.
Apparently.
What sort of adventures will M1ster_X’s have next? Will he stand next to an HB9 on an elevator? Will he ask a cute cashier to give him his change in singles? Will an HB7.5 lean out of a car window to ask him how to get to Queens?
Stay tuned!
H/T — r/TheBluePill
Where is this man’s Pulitzer?
Well, there are worse things they could be doing with their time than being somewhat creepy and overly imaginative. Like most of the things that go on in the redpill subreddit.
…The fuck?
I’d really love to hear the women’s interpretations of these interactions. Were they really comfortable with what happened or were they repeatedly checking to see if that creeper was still staring at them?
I, personally, would be concerned if a stranger were staring at me on public transit. I’d definitely be checking to make sure he didn’t follow me off the bus.
I’m a man and I feel dirty just reading this.
I’m just flummoxed by the use of “dat ass”. At least 3 times and always in quotes. He’s trying so hard to be cool for the other little monsters. If, somewhere, in his ‘report’, he uses the term ‘tig bitties’, I’m fuckin done
What are they teaching you at ‘game’ school that ‘you walk good’ seems a decent line to you?
Try again…
How much y’all wanna bet he don’t know how to count seconds?
If you consider that women not fleeing from you in terror is a marker of some great value of yours, there’s probably something fundamentally wrong with your theory, fam
dr. ej, they were monitoring his movements and assessing the danger threat.
I’ll bet that first woman was glad as hell that the trains were going in the opposite directions.
More likely the black woman was thinking “Ho hum, another idiot leering at me. Oh well, I’m getting off in a couple of stops. Best not encourage him by responding. Hopefully he doesn’t turn up on this route tomorrow.”
I lift a glass to Heels Woman and Dat Ass Woman. Another day on public transit survived.
She’s walking in a pair of shoes. That’s not a performance. That’s getting from point A to point B while happening to be wearing heels. Everything women do is not about you!
Why on earth would a woman living in a racially diverse city think that an average looking black guy is exotic? Black people aren’t yeti or chupacabra or anything. They’re a quarter of the NYC population for fuck’s sake. She probably didn’t even notice you.
Catch me, I’m swooning.
This is lousy Dexter fanfic.
@Axecalibur
How hard can it be?! One one thousand two one thousand three one thousand… 😉
I would feel little bit pity for him for thinking staring at women is some kind of victory. But then women have to put up with this garbage every day – so it not really matter what his reason for it or if he really shy or too confident idiot, this women still feeling uncomfortable. Anyone feeling little bit bad when strangers staring on them, but for women with strange man staring could be that he wants to make harm to them. First thing he needs do is quit red pill and get this bullshit out of his head that it good to stare on women and for some reason they like this….
Reminds me of Weird Al’s hilariously awkward song, “Jackson Park Express”.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZvgT4pVC_w
10-to-1 odds that this dude isn’t “Black” as he so ostentatiously describes himself (though I’m sure that some of his best friends are!). And 5-to-1 odds that every single other detail in this shit-fest story is also a lie.
Ow! I just cut myself on that splinter of irony. Did this dude just exoticize and stereotype HIMSELF?
He totally did. Didn’t leave anything for any boring-ass white guys, either. Ooookayyyyy…
He’s guessing? Yup, that’s accurate. I mean, a blank unseeing glance in his general direction does count as “a good look at me”, right?
Dude, at the very least, you could have said “Dat ASS!”…but I’m guessing you didn’t, because you knew that then, she’d be GLARING at you. Until YOU broke gaze. And that’s just not macho, is it?
I love this. What a cold and robotic way to describe another person. It’s like he’s analyzing her with terminator vision. Calculating frequency of squats from visual inspection of legs. Approximating heel length.
http://i41.tinypic.com/b9hdzq.jpg
Not sure what to make of how he describes himself. On the one hand, it reeks of “I don’t feel good about myself, but I’m trying”, which rings true. But on the other hand, that “exotic” line… just no.
Yeah this is creepy as hell. It would not be so creepy except we know he is red-pill and believes that the women he is checking out are subhumans who should bend to his will.
Personally I like it when normal men are a little attracted to me. They better not push it though I’m married.
Everyone in the UK don’t forget to vote today!
In the words of the great Stephen Fry, sometimes there just isn’t enough vomit in all the world.
Excellent work my friend!
As a woman, I obviously wait for men to stare at me so I can succumb to their will, but I’d like to make my own field report.
I’ve been thinking about becoming a millionaire, so I walked down to my local offy and gazed at the lottery tickets. I didn’t actually buy one or even speak to the guy behind the counter, but I glanced up (and then demurely down) at the lottery display several times. Pretty sure I’m close to being a winner.
WWTH : the first few time I used heels, I wondered how *anyone* could go anywhere in heels. And there is a lot of stair in my commute where I would not even try to use pencil heels in. So while the entirety of the rest of his intervention is creepy and unnecessary, I do have respect for people who climb stair quickly in heels.
The same respect as for people who can bike, but still.
“Reader, I mithered her.”
Hello.
What does it means ? He is 60, looks 40, and stares at 20 somethings ?
And what is SMV ? Street Market Value ? I was thinking that, for those guys, only women were “products”.
Have a nice day.