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Red Pill dude successfully stares at two women; pens 900-word “field report” relaying the details

The Stare Master

Fellas! It’s long been an article of faith in the Red Pill crowd that one of the best ways to impress random hot babes while you’re out Red Pilling around is basically to stare at them like a serial killer until they meet your gaze and surrender to your sheer awesome alphaness. Or call the police.

If you doubt this simple technique can work wonders for the aspiring pickup artist, may I direct you to a recent “field report” in the Red Pill subreddit, in which one new Red Piller spills the details of the staring contests he got himself into with two separate hot babes that he didn’t actually talk to but that he could tell were totally into him. 

Over the course of 900 words, M1ster_X reports the mouth-watering details of his recent eye-contact adventures.  “I’m intentionally training myself to keep good eye contact,” he writes, “mostly just walking down the street people watching, but today I upped the ante by targeting attractive girls.”

In the first, er, encounter, M1ster_X spotted a “slim beauty in a slinky black dress” on a subway platform across from him while switching trains in the Bronx.

White girl, Long brown hair with gorgeous legs that indicate she works out, in nude colored heels I believed to be at least 4 inches high. I’d say she’s an HB8 to 8 1/2 She gracefully traverses two sets of stairs in these things like a pro (which could have EASILY been my opener to talk to her, praising her performance.

Hey girl, I noticed you didn’t fall down the stairs just there while walking in your size 5 Manolo Blahnik knockoff pumps with the 4 inch heels and no I am not fixated on your feet, what’s up?

Anyway, she’s going downtown and I’m going uptown so we’re on opposite tracks. I’m guessing she had a good look at me while I was going down the stairs.

Because of course she did.

As I eluded [sic] in a previous post on the “ask” sub, I’m a “bear” type of body…I have muscle, but I’ve got pudge with it that needs to be rectified (though I’m aware some girls like that kind of body). I didn’t mention however than I’m also a Black guy who looks really young for my age, and well dressed, so I’m probably pretty exotic to her (hooray for not being a stereotype!).

As this is Reddit, I’m assuming “well-dressed” means he’s wearing a fedora and a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt — basically a black version of these dudes.

So I catch her looking at me the first time, and she quickly breaks her gaze. I follow up by looking intently at her, and I could tell from her body language that she was into it.

When women shudder involuntarily that’s an “indicator of interest,” right?

She looks back, and after a good 10 seconds (which is probably the longest I’ve ever looked at a complete stranger) she breaks gaze again. … She was clearly into the attention I was giving her … .

CLEARLY.

Downtown train comes, she gets on and that’s that.

Ha ha, what a story, M1ster_X!

Second example is on my bus heading home. Black girl, short but thick in the right places, jeans straining from “dat ass”. Mahogany colored hair, pretty face, she’s an HB8 as well. We’re both standing close to the exit door and she’s applying lip gloss. We’re really close to each other, but she’s not objecting to my presence in her space.

I mean, that could be because you’re on a crowded fucking bus and everyone is in everyone else’s space because, you know, it’s a crowded fucking bus, but hey, at least she’s not pushing you away while choking back vomit.

Could even look down for clear glimpses of “dat ass”.

What lady doesn’t love it when a complete stranger obviously stares at her ass?

No words, just looking. She looks back a few times and isn’t uncomfortable.

I mean, she doesn’t shriek in terror. That indicates comfort, right?

Again, probably could have (and SHOULD have) said something, but baby steps here. … She gets off at her stop, I get one more look at “dat ass”, and that’s that.

YET ANOTHER FLAWLESS VICTORY!

I apparently have more SMV than I ever though I did.

Apparently.

What sort of adventures will M1ster_X’s have next? Will he stand next to an HB9 on an elevator? Will he ask a cute cashier to give him his change in singles? Will an HB7.5 lean out of a car window to ask him how to get to Queens?

Stay tuned!

H/T — r/TheBluePill

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Z&T
Z&T
3 years ago

Looks like link does work. Hmmm. It’s probably because I dragged out the voodoo doll and lit my Santa Muerte candle.

ETA – you want part 4 on the link above for the “god” stuff.

Sorry, voodoo doll not working properly.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
3 years ago

@Hambeast So sorry to hear that. :/

@IgnoreSandra *sends you 100gl economy size*

Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
Hambeast, disorderly she-tornado and breaker of windows
3 years ago

Thank you, everyone. He was one of us; an SJW, a nerd, an anime fan, a gamer, and someone who had many years of chronic health problems and no health insurance before the ACA. There’s a rant in me about this, but I don’t seem to have the spoons right now to say what many others have said so well here in the past, so I’ll let it go. Just call me Elsa…

ON TOPIC – If I weren’t a real life post-wall hambeast, I’d consider learning how to say “It’s rude to stare!” in ASL. (American Sign Language)

Laugher at Bigots, Low-T Inbetweener Weener

@Diego:

What the hell is an “HB8”? Also, SMV (Street Market Value)? Should I be amused, repugned or just calmly unsurprised that MGTOW and MRAs (which overwhelmingly identify politically as libertarians) are making up economical goobledegook to refer to women and “The Game”?

An “HB8” is an eighth-level Hot Babe. HB8s have +8 Miniskirt Power and +4 Agility (for walking in high heels).

SMV, as used by Red Pillocks, stands for “sexual market value”, a pseudoscientific term for attractiveness.

To whether you should be amused, repulsed, or calmly unsurprised at Red Pillocks’ creation of economic gobbledygook, I’d say, “¿Porque no los tres?”

dslucia
dslucia
3 years ago

The extra boring thing about that troll is that his entire post was literally just the exact same form letter manosphere trolls always post, point for point. Fuck, guys, get some originality if you’re going to persistently troll websites you hate.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

Thank you David.

Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
Banananana dakry: Fat, Short-Haired, and Deranged
3 years ago

@Hambeast

My condolences on your friend.

As for the rest:

Much staring, much creeping, so alpha. Wow.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

Condolences Hambeast 🙁

JM
JM
3 years ago

Yes, I saw some attractive people on public transport today as well. Didn’t stare, mostly read a book, but noticed.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
3 years ago

@Hambeast

Oh hell, I’m so sorry. =/ Take all the hugs you need.

Much staring, much creeping, so alpha. Wow.

You gave me a terrible idea, and if I have to live with the mental image, so does everybody else.

http://i.imgur.com/x06gzxm.jpg

AsAboveSoBelow
AsAboveSoBelow
3 years ago

Staring, huh?

http://media.giphy.com/media/7ZgBm32jWGn72/giphy.gif

Hambeast, I’m sorry about your friend.

Hu's On First
Hu's On First
3 years ago

Yeah, God has better things to do than trolling.

Satan, on the other hand….I have to say I like to think of the devil as sort of a cosmic Joshua Ryne Goldberg figure. Forget the horns and the tail–he’s actually a sunken-faced fedora-wearer who dwells in the Basement of the universe, eating Cheez Whiz and Hot Pockets, surfing around in people’s minds, and trolling them into starting wars and doing evil stuff “for the lulz”.

CleverForAGirl
CleverForAGirl
3 years ago

Is that Jeff the killer?

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

@Hambeast
I’m so sorry for your loss.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/5ccb7064ea861421cdca6b582bdb6112/tumblr_mvp2ezOFBh1sjysg4o1_400.gif
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When I posted Emmet Fellows, yesterday, I said he was the last one of the batch. That was wrong, I miscounted. Here’s Oakley Fellows, he really is the last of the batch. (And the cutest one, IMHO.)comment imagecomment imagecomment image
All photos of Oakley from the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

Falconer
Falconer
3 years ago

@Hambeast — sending you all the love right now! Sorry to hear about your friend.

@SFHC:

*posts all the butts*

*softly, with feeling*: what the fuck

Bina
3 years ago

@Hambeast:

Nthing all the condolences. Hugs and kitties to you.

@TrollWithManyNames, none of them interesting:

I know…I know…who’s going to read all this mumbo-jumbo, right? As if anyone even cares about my list of 10s anyways. LOL.

You’re right. I scrolled right past all your bullshit. It’s not even worth a takedown, just an instant banhammering. Buhbye!

JS
JS
3 years ago

OT: RNC “Census” and political ranting

Yes, the RNC called the poll/fund-raising document the “2017 Congressional District Census” subtitled “Commissioned by the Republican Party”…

“… the Republican Party is conducting a census of key members and supporters in Congressional Districts…”

Boy did they get their targeting wrong here.

“The opinions registered in this document will be used to build a nationwide grassroots network that will show that President Trump has a mandate directly from the American people to act on the critical issues facing our country”.

Let me just point out that this is a definition of grassroots of which I was not previously aware. This is more the “grassroots network” used in the very fun Braindead political drama. It was based on people having been taken control of by space ants. A lot funnier than it sounds, unless you’re a Serious Republican, which is probably why it got canned after 1 season.

One of the bits towards the bottom allows you to choose how much to donate. “I am enclosing $15 to help pay for the cost of processing my census document.” I personally think anyone should be allowed to get money back from any large political party who sends them a fund-raising letter, up to $15 per person per letter. And the “National Do Not Call Registry” should include a choice to block political calls too.

varalys the dark
3 years ago

So sorry Hambeast, condolences.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

Troll: *laundry list of 9 unsupported whiny-ass complaints*

Troll: “Feminists claim sole ownership of victimhood”

Well, I think we’ve found an answer to the age-old theological question: Can God make an argument so stupid that it contradicts itself?

I apparently have more SMV than I ever though I did.

Betas, don’t try this at home. Never stare directly at women. Use a pinhole card or a piece of smoked glass to observe them.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
3 years ago

Not to be all Alpha about it, but that black woman sounds like an HB9. I think this guy’s calibration is way off.

I’ve been listening to a podcast in which one of the hosts is a black woman who often airs her frustration over the way men keep staring at her ass and being interested in nothing else.

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

Omg writing like that really doesn’t belong in a public forum – that is teen journal stuff!

Robert Walker-Smith
Robert Walker-Smith
3 years ago

Every time I see a reference to ‘HB8’ or some other number, I read HB as honey bun. The idea of MRAs rating sweet rolls is more amusing than the actual intent.

Ingmar
Ingmar
3 years ago

The troll has the usual laundry list for masculinism. Men being sent to war depended on power dynamics mostly when only men ruled, I guess he want’s as usual to argue that it was made for women to benefit. I’d say they are made for politcal and economic ruling classes to benefit, most of the time. No time to debunk the other ones for now.
But about Z&t’s link
https://trustyourperceptions.wordpress.com/2013/09/01/dudesaredoomed1/
I wonder if there are speculations on males being genetically inferior “Males are in a biologically weak position: 1). Males aren’t necessary in large numbers. 2) Males are an aberration from the norm. 3). Males are parasitically-dependent on women to a). copy their genes for them, and b).” The rest of it is of a similar tenor
“Genetic interests not only differ, but due to males’ genetic parasitism, can even be said to be in opposition. — Yet weirdly, these interests are not mutually exclusive. — Not as long as the Makers and Admins of the Species continue to feel the math works out. — Or unless males become extinct, and females have to come up with a new calculus.” but maybe I’m just extrapolating, hope I’m wrong, but that seems the tone.

Wolverine's granddad (formerly Kevin)
Wolverine's granddad (formerly Kevin)
3 years ago

@ Hu’s on First
From BBC Radio 4 sitcom ‘Old Harry’s Game’ –
SATAN: I’ve been spreading disharmony and discord in the World of Men.’
SCUMSPAWN (A DEMON, HIS P/A): ‘How did you do that, Master ?’
SATAN: ‘Just drove around in a white van for a few hours. ‘

MrsObedMarsh
MrsObedMarsh
3 years ago

I don’t think it’s worth responding to troll posts anymore, even to tell them they’re boring or talk about how glad we are they’re banned. Even that little bit of validation is enough to keep them coming back for more of the attention they crave. Just report and ignore.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

The tradition around here is to feed trolls until they burst. Ignoring trolls is what we’ve been told to do forever and it hasn’t worked. Ignoring bullies just gives them free reign. This one didn’t make a good chew toy with the tired “I am God” schtick and Hambeast was in the middle of grieving a friend, so we decided to have this one banned immediately. But generally, it’s better to counter bigoted crap rather than pretend it isn’t there.

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

It’s also worth responding to trolls because of the audience. Lots of people read these comments and never post on them. Everyone on the internet has seen asshole trolls; when one gets skewered, it reminds that audience that they are not alone in loathing the trolls, and that they too can fight back.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
3 years ago

@ MrsObedMarsh
It helps to respond because it offers people who are unable to effectively argue against trolls’ gotcha questions with statements and proofs.

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
3 years ago

@MrsObedMarsh
It is also nice to remember that while the regular commentators might have seen these points posted and debunked a zillion million times, someone else might not have.

Not to say that anyone needs to engage, this is always a ‘if you have the spoons for it’ kind of activity. But I think there is still value in debunking the same thing again and again. (And again.) This might be the first time a lurker has seen these points refuted. And with humour, anger, and authority!

Ellesar
Ellesar
3 years ago

Ingmar:

maybe I’m just extrapolating, hope I’m wrong, but that seems the tone

The tone is definitely *questionable*, I suspect that this type of radical feminism is completely TERFy, and whilst I only skimmed the post it came across as misandrist* biological essentialism.

*not a word I use often, but it really does seem appropriate in this context.

Bearpelt
Bearpelt
3 years ago

I like that he put ” ‘that ass’ ” in quotation marks

Ingmar
Ingmar
3 years ago

I saw on youtube this kind of trolling, they get ignored and at one point they “dominate” the thread, other cranks are attracted and they keep replying alone, people who are keen to believe in them think they have won the argument and rekt rather than that people left because they are not worth it.
Ellesar@ About Z&T yes, I precisely smelled mysandrist biological essentialism, some arguments and word choice about males being completely disposable and worth their “shoots” seems really a satire of what the alt right seriously theorize about feminism and that’s why this also can’t pass unmocked :). The difference is alt right mra’s etc. uses the same genetic argument to justify the patriarchy while denying it at the same time or saying it benefits women more. Definitely appropriate in this case to call it mysandry and one of the few cases. Terf’s trolling is more subtle as less people follow the link to find the questionable content, because the message in itself with the link seemed completely fine.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

As I eluded [sic] in a previous post on the “ask” sub, I’m a “bear” type of body…I have muscle, but I’ve got pudge with it that needs to be rectified (though I’m aware some girls like that kind of body).

Dude, don’t change a thing.

I didn’t mention however than I’m also a Black guy who looks really young for my age

Of course you do.

and well dressed

Of course you are.

so I’m probably pretty exotic to her

Why, was she born yesterday?

(hooray for not being a stereotype!).

Hooray.

Michael Lindsay
Michael Lindsay
3 years ago

It’s weird that literally any other explanation for returning a stare isn’t worthy of consideration.

“Are you ok?”
“Are you a ticket inspector?”
“Is there something in your eye?”
“Do I have food on my jacket?”
“Er, what do you want?”

Wanda
Wanda
3 years ago

I’m so used to right-wing trolls pretending to be black so that they can claim that they’re “not racist” that I couldn’t help but wonder if this guy is pretending to be black. Hence the “dat ass” in quotation marks.

Not saying black dudes can’t be awful creepers. But the fact he calls himself “exotic” and “not a stereotype” seems like a red flag.

Then again, if you’re a black MRA, you’re obviously in the minority, so maybe he’s just trying to fit in with his racist troll friends by using their lingo. Sad!

Allison
Allison
3 years ago

It seems the fake word misandry has made its appearance more than enough times for my taste. Also, someone said biological essentialism , which leads me to believe the only people commenting are MGTOWs, MRAs and dudes who think they can change their sex, more MRAs!!!

Ingmar
Ingmar
3 years ago

@Allison, sorry people for bumping an old thread again, but is this a Terf parody or you didn’t read the blog. Anyway the trans women regulars here will sure approve you calling them dudes who think they are women and maybe playing dressup to appropriate womanhood and invade women space? Also they didn’t know they were mras extremist, notoriously very welcoming to trans women. Thanks for knowing what they think better than themselves.
Misandry exist, the fact it’s so often used inappropriately or overestimated, probably means it doesn’t exist period, my bad.