Ladies! The jig is up! Men are discovering that even though some of you seem, like, really hot, you’re actually all quite unattractive!
In the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a few of the more enlightened souls have uncovered the secret truth about women: they’re basically weird and disgusting and only male sexual desire makes them seem sexy.
I don’t want to alarm any of the fellas who might be reading this, but I have heard that most if not all females are also infested with cooties. Best stay away!
@Brony,
First, hi and how are you?
Second,
That’s interesting. If/when you have a moment, would you mind elaborating? No worries if not 🙂
I mean, the migtoes in the post are right, technically. NOTHING is “objectively attractive” unless we’re talking about, like, magnetic attraction or something. all attraction is subjective and about shit like cultural ideals, personal preferences, and how the chemicals in your brain happen to be firing off at the moment…
that said, I definitely find migtoes subjectively gross as shit.
@Z&T. I for one, as a guy, see nothing whatsoever attractive about people looking like they’re trying to smuggle cantaloupes out under their shirt. Your plan at least has the merit that you can remove the add-ons if they get uncomfortable or tiresome.
I am in continuing awe of the weird names people use here. I feel so unoriginal for actually using a real name.
@Steven Dutch
Real names are for losers. *Avoids mirror*
I personally don’t understand people who use real names online. I’m used to a variety of pseudonyms.
@Steven Dutch
I’m jealous that guys are able to use real names without fear.
Mine is a literary reference! 😀
@Steve
I, for one, would really like to have big, round, juicy cantaloupes.
@Francesca
I used to love cantaloupes and watermelons.
I’d personally be happy with something like three golf balls merged into one ball.
@Steven Dutch – since I’m a woman online, I learned a long time ago not to use my real name.
@Hambeast
I still have that album on vinyl. Love it!
Yeah, well, some of us have no choice in the matter, unless someone’s willing to cough up dough for a reduction.
@LindsayIrene
This. If I’m not careful when gaming at a computer, I can get staggering headaches from the fact all that chestal lard is yanking at my shoulders and most of all my neck. The pain from getting up and feeling a vice ratchet around my neck as all the weight shifts is also pretty amazing, too. I’ve been in such pain I get nauseated.
Never mind having short arms and big hooters is like ahahaha can’t grab or tote anything anything large or wide without it sliding around and good luck with toting around shit guys take for granted. Ditto keyboarding. I feel like a goddamn penguin half the time.
We don’t have any choice in the matter, nope. I would seriously love to have a reduction, too. I envy the shit out of women that can just whip off the bra when they get home, because for me the bra is a total non-negotiable unless I want to be in agony. What some dude thinks about what should or shouldn’t be under my shirt is minimally applicable at best to my physical comfort.
@Francesca Torpedo
TAKE MEH BOOB FAT PLZ. Though honestly you might be thinking differently after a couple weeks of big ol’ norks weighing down your chest. They’re really not all they’re cracked up to be. Go for Cs if you must to fill out the cups.
But if you need to be an Evil Sorceress with huge boobs anyways, don’t take any pointers from Naga the White Serpent other than the bikini because god DAMN that laugh of hers is annoying.
Raise your hand if you care about Steven’s boner.
Anyone?
Didn’t think so.
@wwth
Thanks. I got so focused on the privilege spewing forth over nyms that I forgot about how squicked out I got by the first part of that post.
I don’t care if you don’t care for my smuggled melons. I don’t want to harvest your gaze and I have no control over the size of my melons (thanks for literally comparing us to consumable objects) anyway. If I were to adjust the size of my melons, it would have precisely zero to do with you.
I, too want bigger boobs. Although if I say so myself I look damn good in a bikini.
@Bananana Dakry
That’s where I’m aiming.
@ Lea
Lea, on the current trollikin and the troll’s relation to the whole male-gaze thing:
So nailed it.
Men who think like this aren’t enjoying the sight per se of whomever they may be looking at; they’re enjoying the power to impose themselves on someone, the more against their will the better. Goes together with cat-calling, I think – the whole point is to display the power to interrupt someone and intrude on them, and it’s a huge bonus if they manage to make somebody else uncomfortable.
@Dalillama
Yeah, I think anything more than a C would be overkill. In more than one sense. >_<
@Banananana Dakry
Also I don’t like bras, and don’t want to have to wear one, and I’m aware that not wearing one is uncomfortable at larger sizes.
@Steven Dutch
Personally, I feel fine about using my real name and job title.
I think the only man who ever paid for my dinner and bought me movie tickets was my dad…
I bet a MGTOW could come up with a reeeeeeally creepy explanation of how this is still harvesting male gaze.
My husband has been known to buy ingredients for dinner and I think this is, in a very convoluted way, connected to how he feels about my boobs. I don’t know I’ll ask him.
I don’t think attractiveness can be measured objectively so so much for the OP.
I would never ever use my real name while arguing with alt-right trolls and MRAs its just not safe. They have no morals and no scruples.
Is it true that feminist women are just mad because mgtow men refuse to catcall them…? Isn’t mgtow theoretically the answer to feminist issues like the wage gap which is caused by female hypergamous predatory behaviors of relying on men whom they pressure and coerce into assuming the toxic male “provider” role…? catcalling? rape culture? etc… doesn’t it kinda make it seem like the real feminist agenda is stirring up misandry rather than addressing these gender issues which mgtow would theoretically solve…
@Chessman
YAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN
Chessman’s reduced to copy pasting his own posts from a different thread. It’s getting boring;I vote ban.
@Dalil
Seconding vote on ban. Chessman can’t even be arsed to rewrite material.