Ladies! The jig is up! Men are discovering that even though some of you seem, like, really hot, you’re actually all quite unattractive!
In the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a few of the more enlightened souls have uncovered the secret truth about women: they’re basically weird and disgusting and only male sexual desire makes them seem sexy.
![EndlessPontification 15 points 1 day ago A lot of mgtow men still have trouble understanding that women are vastly inferior to men in pretty much every way. Women aren't even attractive, it's the male sex-drive, cultural indoctrination, and makeup that makes them appear to be. Strip all of that away and shave her head? Her outside will match her inside, as she'll look like an autistic freak permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]LemonZeppelin27 5 points 1 day ago I have thought about this. Objectively, the vagina is really weird and boobs just exist. But the male sex drive makes them appear to be attractive. You hear blue pill guys saying "I love women" but I just don't love women. I'm not even sure if I like women. At best, I am ambivalent towards women. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Muginns 3 points 1 day ago They are supposed to be a support to men, and a way to give birth and/or nurture children, but they have to go and fuck it all up.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boobsarejustthere.png?ssl=1)
I don’t want to alarm any of the fellas who might be reading this, but I have heard that most if not all females are also infested with cooties. Best stay away!
@Lea
The Canadian Club is clobbering me right now. For whatever it’s worth, I think you have hit the nail on the head. Uugghh… I use far too many cliches. Sorry.
@wwth: i’ve had a gif of Queen Elizabeth the 2 looking very unamused with 4! hands flipping the bird as the last thing i downloaded on my phone for probably a month. I just makes me laugh every time i see it.
I had to download that Scully image. Even though it would replace it as the newest thing downloaded. It was just so good.
I wanted to share that. U____U
I don’t understand *how* women harvest the male gaze.
Where does it go to? How do we keep it? Does it go into our boobs and then we unload it later in the male gaze barn? So does that mean that the more male gaze you have, your boobs get bigger? Does it need special storage tanks? Are we talking about something which exists on the molecular level or is it more of a force field? How often does it need harvesting – if a guy’s gaze has just been harvested, do you have to wait for it to grow again?
When I was 12 years old, all the boys got asked to leave the classroom during a health session thing and all the girls stayed behind. I got confused and went with the boys and stood around outside for ages before figuring out I had been supposed to stay. My best friend said they were just telling the girls about periods but I think I missed the male gaze harvesting class 🙁
I don’t want to harvest any damn male gaze. Well, unless you mean my husband’s.
What I DO want is to somehow get past all the BMI horseshit and get a reduction so I can stand at work without getting back fatigue, not tip over while trying to scan a damn package, and gallivant around the house without a bra. Not having to look in the damn G range for bras that fit me would be a lovely bonus.
Strangely enough, the hushuman has as much said I’ll still have plenty of male gaze from him after if the miraculous happens and I get the hoobage down into sane levels. And why can we not donate our boob fat from reductions to women in need?
Oddly enough, it’s not always about men and their boners.
One of my sister in laws recently posted to Facebook about looking for a surgeon for reduction. Oddly, all of the ‘whaat? Why?!’ questions were from men, and the ‘hey, my friend went to Dr. Blank and it worked fine’ answers were from women.
Apparently, some men don’t realize that most women don’t see their breasts as the essential core of their self-worth as human beings. Also, backaches.
What’s male gaze harvesting for? Now that I’m thinking about all this, is it a currency to buy rep from the Feminist Illuminati faction and its vendor, the almighty Katie? And what can you buy from her in exchange for all the harvested gazes? The mind wonders.
Well, that’s just horribly ignorant and ablist. I’m in the process of being assessed for autistic traits, I feel personally insulted by arseholes like these MGTOW’s using ‘autistic’ as an insult. Some things might be more difficult for me than for neurotypical people but I wouldn’t change myself and get rid of my neurodivergent traits for anything.
Women’s bodies are not gross, MIGTOW’s; if you don’t feel sexual attraction feel free to admit it to yourself, rather than take it out on women. It’s okay to be asexual, people will support you.
Boobs are lovely, excellent pillows; I highly recommend snuggling with someone with large breasts. That said, if I ever win the lottery, or make my millions as a writer, I’m going to have my DD’s reduced to B’s and my best friend wants her GG’s reducing to A’s – we’ve already decided these things. Back pain all year round and boob sweat in the summer are no fun. It’d be lovely to potter about without a bra on. Maybe someone could develop a sort of replacement breasts to use as pillows for snuggling occasions?
As for shaved heads? Depends on the person, like everything else. My closest friend has shaved her head for years. It feels lovely to stroke and suits her. Some people can just carry it off. I couldn’t.
I’d also be interested in finding out how women are supposed to harvest male gaze and precisely what we do with it? What use is it? Can I exchange it for practical things like food and paying the rent?
Further question, @cheeseman – I don’t understand what your comment has to do with the post or anything anyone else said.
Were you trying to respond to anything? or was that just like the internet equivalent of when a guy shouts some random shit out of a car window and zooms off and I’m left standing by the side of the road thinking “yep, that’s whatever you were talking about for you”
Entirely unrelated, but I just had the stupidest idea ever and had to ‘shop it.
http://i.imgur.com/oVkj7xe.gif
Rhuu, that 4 handed QE2 gif is one of tbe funniest things I’ve ever posted here in reply to Miggs, when he was going into full meltdown screaming mode.
I don’t know who made that gif originally, but they are brilliant!
I really have the tiniest boobs imaginable. I’m not doing too well in my harvest this year. Which is fine.
It’s allllll fine. I still have no use for the damn stuff, and a resource I can’t use is pointless to me.
On an unrelated note, I made sandwiches for when I start my new job next week. Disguised as a man, so no harvesting there. Also, I used green food coloring to make the sandwiches look moldy, so people don’t steal them and get the chocolate I hid inside.
@Moggie: I’ve wondered that too sometimes.
Also noticed a lot of responses to nonexistent posts. Did someone go through and do some pest control?
“After I’ve “harvested the male gaze”, what product do I have in abundance that I can use?”
Weatherwax:
dinners, movie tickets, dollar bills etc
the various spoils of hypergamous predations
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/10/29/erin-wotherspoon-dating-_n_4173996.html
@Troll
No, you don’t. That’s being an escort. Men don’t throw money at me in the streets, they expect something in return, and become offended when I decide I am not for sale.
There is absolutely no utility to harvesting the male gaze. So it makes sense that no one actually does that. You are wrong, for obvious reasons.
@WWTH
@PeeVee
Ah, the barren field of fucks, ancient and modern.
I bow down and curtsey in awe of your internet-fu.
@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Where is the stupid thing? Because what you posted is pretty clever and dead on if you ask me.
Can confirm cooties. I caught a bad case of them shortly after starting transition and multiple cooties shots have been ineffective.
OT But Ireland is going to have its first gay, non-white Taoiseach (translation: Prime Minister). Sorry if it’s already been reported here and I didn’t notice.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/02/leo-varadkar-becomes-irelands-prime-minister-elect
sorry i only respond to a post if it’s communicated to me on an adult level – not really into the whole cyber bully thing it’s annoying
@Chessman You do realize that the vast majority of women nowadays have jobs and are no longer dependent on the generosity of men to get by? This isn’t the 1950’s. Or a strip club.
@Chessman
Well that’s something different, isn’t it? “Harvesting the male gaze” has to be receiving something as a result of being looked at by male strangers (I’ll allow you men I know too, as I’m generous, but what does their gaze have to do with actual interactions?) and nothing more.
Or are you saying that men (by which I assume you mean cishet) are controlled by their visual stimuli and everything that happens after seeing a visual stimulus is secondary to it and dictated by it? Fascinating!
And, as I turned into a pumpkin 20 minutes ago, I’m out. Have fun everyone!
I can’t say I’ve ever been able to exchange men looking at me for goods and services, perhaps I am woman-ing wrong? Is there a step in between I’m missing Chessie?
1. Swipe on red lipstick
2. Men look at me
3. ????
4. Profit
Never mind backaches, headaches, expensive and uncomfortable bras, difficulty finding clothes that fit, boob sweat so bad it leads to rashes in the summer, slut shaming because apparently big boobs automatically = promiscuous and male gaze levels that are quite unpleasant. A breast reduction might cause a few boner sads. We can’t have that!
Looks like Chessman is a Tom Martin style MRA. If you’ve ever accepted a drink or dinner or anything else from a man, you’re a whore.