Ladies! The jig is up! Men are discovering that even though some of you seem, like, really hot, you’re actually all quite unattractive!
In the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a few of the more enlightened souls have uncovered the secret truth about women: they’re basically weird and disgusting and only male sexual desire makes them seem sexy.
![EndlessPontification 15 points 1 day ago A lot of mgtow men still have trouble understanding that women are vastly inferior to men in pretty much every way. Women aren't even attractive, it's the male sex-drive, cultural indoctrination, and makeup that makes them appear to be. Strip all of that away and shave her head? Her outside will match her inside, as she'll look like an autistic freak permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]LemonZeppelin27 5 points 1 day ago I have thought about this. Objectively, the vagina is really weird and boobs just exist. But the male sex drive makes them appear to be attractive. You hear blue pill guys saying "I love women" but I just don't love women. I'm not even sure if I like women. At best, I am ambivalent towards women. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Muginns 3 points 1 day ago They are supposed to be a support to men, and a way to give birth and/or nurture children, but they have to go and fuck it all up.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/boobsarejustthere.png?ssl=1)
I don’t want to alarm any of the fellas who might be reading this, but I have heard that most if not all females are also infested with cooties. Best stay away!
Oh yes, I surely do need to have giant whopping hooters to harvest maximum male gazes!
Unfortunately, small breasted me cannot afford plastic surgery. So what I do is – shove two basketballs down my shirt. Works great!
I’m thinking of moving up in size too. I am 6′ tall – do you think Hoppity Hops would be too big? What about exercise balls?
Like I say, I am fairly tall; I am thin but do have broad shoulders so I think I can pull off the Hoppity Hops at least.
I need to up my male gaze harvesting.
What say?
Cheesyman,
You know what women want most?
For you to crawl your ignorant, repulsive, lying ass back under your rock and stay put.
I’ve lost weight and hence some boob size lately. Guess that’ll affect my share of the harvest, shucky darn and slop the chickens.
I see chessman is still vying for our attention. That couldn’t possibly be for vanity’s sake.
If I do get a breast reduction, will some of the male gaze I’ve harvested be disposed of as medical waste along with the breast tissue? Can I store some of that gaze in my butt or in my hips? Or is it a use it or lose type of deal when it comes to the boob gazes I’ve been harvesting and saving over the last twenty years?
@MrsObedMarsh – aye, Monsanto does a great line of 5-inchers!
Don’t overlook the Round-Up Spanx ™ and the new GMO Push-Up Bras!
I turned over the entire back 40 to the male gaze!
@ Inconstant Reader
Welcome. The more the merrier.
Off topic, but the emergency broadcast system just broke into programming to talk about an Amber alert for an abduction of a 1 year old girl and her mother. They gave the name of the suspect so it’s probably an IPV thing. I’m worried for them and fear it’s a mass murder in the making. Someone who abducts two people in broad daylight in a public place may very well be planning a dramatic suicide by cop kind of thing. I hope it turns out okay.
“Strip all of that away and shave her head”
Hmmm…there have been a few actresses who went bald for movie roles, and I think they were even more beautiful bald, than with hair. There was no hair to distract from their beauty.
Of course, hair can be great camouflage. Beautiful hair can hide a multitude of sins.
It’s all subjective. I have a funny feeling – not funny ha ha, tho – that these guys have been brainwashed by porn consumption from a very early age. Porn actresses, from what I’ve seen, are caked with an alarming amount of makeup. I don’t think it looks attractive, but I’m a woman, so my opinion is irrelevant when it comes to male oriented porn.
This is interesting. They seem to be realizing something we’ve all known for years. Of course they are coming at it from their own horrible lack of self awareness and endless projection.
They hate women, but are trapped by their sexual attraction to women, so they just can’t let them go and go their own way.
Being MGTOWs though, they twist this into some “objective” failure of women instead of just their own feelings of hate and belief of their superiority.
@Chessman
I reckon if a woman’s goal is to harvest some eye-beams from the kind of men who stare at women in public, there are much cheaper and safer alternatives than cosmetic surgery. Wearing a very large and showy hat, for example, would probably get a lot of stares from everyone. Or if it has to be sexual stares (I am not a woman and not familiar with harvesting male gaze or what it might be used for) then probably she could just take her shirt off and streak.
@dreemr:
Thanks for the advice! Of course, I’ll need Chessman’s input before I go through with anything. Everybody knows that cismen understand what it’s really like to be a woman better than anybody else.
Are some of these guys simply asexual, and afraid to admit it to themselves and others? Guys, if you don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone, that’s perfectly ok, and there’s no need to make excuses for it. I’m pretty much asexual myself, and that’s just the way I was made; I’ve never wanted to claim that women are objectively unattractive. At some level, you have to know that that’s a crock.
@MrsObedMarsh – Good thinking, and Trollman also seems to be a sort of self-appointed spokesman for the preferences of “most men” of the world, which I assume must include gay men, bi men, trans men, ace men, etc. etc. etc.
Think if I harvest enough male gazes, my field of fucks will get the idea and grow again? It’s been barren for years, much like the MGTOW contribution to society.
I want to re-visit a continuing theme with mgtows and their gripes:
A Heartfelt Letter to Mgtows
Mgtow take rejection so personally, as if conventionally attractive women owe them sex and all other women owe them being conventionally attractive. They act as if the object (and I mean object) of their desire not reciprocating their attraction is completely invalidating.
Mgtow dudes, be at ease. You don’t need to define yourself by other people’s pants feelings for you. Free yourselves of that silly way to estimate your worth.
At the same time, stop trying to make yourself feel better about being rejected by pretending they’re worthless because you can’t get in their pants. Nothing about other people, not their beauty, not their personhood, not their worth is attached to you in any way.
See how that works? That’s true of you too.
You can’t set yourself free of your issues by projecting them onto others. All you end up doing is re-enforcing you own feelings of inadequacy. If other people’s validation remains external to you, no matter how you try to convince yourselves women aren’t people, your validation remains external.
You are hurting yourselves. Every time you tell yourself women become less if you don’t want to fuck them, your mind absorbs the message that you are also becoming less when they don’t want to fuck you (and we all know which came first, don’t we?)
You have to do the work of releasing those fucked up issues. Let them go.
So cheerleaders didn’t wet your boners in high school and now you’re 20, 30 or even 40 and still trying to rationalize why they didn’t deserve the right to reject you? That’s fucking ridiculous.
Anybody can reject anybody else sexually and that is OK. Stop fucking yourselves up over it. No, you can’t always get what you want. Nobody can. Move on.
Mature a little. You won’t learn to love yourself by pretending everyone else is shit. You can sit at your screens and tell each other how much women deserve your hate all day long for decades at a go and you’ll never convice yourselves that means you’re OK. Its clear by the fact you have to keep coming back to it like a junkie and never feel any happier in your own skin. You’re in denial. Women aren’t making you unhappy, you are.
You don’t define other people’s worth by whether or not you’d like to fuck them. They don’t define you. Not being fucked doesn’t make you shitty. Being misogynist shitheads directing your issues outwards makes you shitty. Just stop. You don’t have to be miserable assholes. You are choosing to be miserable assholes.
They make workbooks for this shit and you can order them online and Fed Ex can have them at your door tomorrow. Stop being so goddamned helpless and fix your own personal issues. Obi Wan, a mother subsitute, or a manic pixie dream girl is never going to show up and fix them for you. Stop letting misogynist cultists use you. It won’t ever make you feel better about who you are.
Really. Sincerely. Its sad to see you punching yourself in the face and pretending you’re hurting someone else.
Do something that works, FFS.
No. Their position has never been reasonable.
@Mammotheers
I have DDs so I should theoretically be able to harvest many male-gazes, but when I try it doesn’t work? I’ve got my scythe equipped and I’m right-clicking so I think I’ve got it right, but nothing happens. 🙁 Do I need a diamond scythe? Or should I try imbuing with silk touch?
@ peevee
Was that the straight to DVD sequel to that Kevin Costner film?
“If you build it..well, you know.”
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/behold-the-field-in-which-i-grow-my-fucks.jpg
My favorite one. ?
There is a connection here between why women can see each other (and men, embies and children) as beautiful without feeling sexual attraction for each them and why men often cannot.
If they see beauty, they think it exists to fuck. If they don’t want to fuck, then beauty cannot exist. It makes me wonder how they see waterfalls and sunsets.
Sexualizing beauty , commodifying beauty, etc is patriarchal. Men do this, then project it onto others. That’s why Cheesyman thinks women’s boobs are somehow about him. It is also why puas rank women by an arbitrary scale and don’t understand when women do not see them the same way.
Patriarchal and capitalist.
In that nothing that can’t be bought or sold has value.
The two are inseparably intertwined.
This sunset is harvesting my gaze!!!
Shorter ChessMTGOW
https://youtu.be/LsB6kwoE8FQ
I have to wonder if there would be a market for a mechanical for the harvesting of male gaze. I’m thinking of maybe something in the scythe or sickle family as a short-term solution, eventually to be replaced by a mechanical harvester (at first a horse-drawn one, and later on still a proper combine harvester). I think this might be a pretty useful thing for all the women who are oh-so-enthusiastic about getting as much male gaze harvest in before the winter.
Speaking of combine harvesters, I wonder if The Wurzels would mind if I used their “I’ve Got A Brand-New Combine Harvester” in the ad campaign. 😀