Ladies! The jig is up! Men are discovering that even though some of you seem, like, really hot, you’re actually all quite unattractive!
In the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, a few of the more enlightened souls have uncovered the secret truth about women: they’re basically weird and disgusting and only male sexual desire makes them seem sexy.
I don’t want to alarm any of the fellas who might be reading this, but I have heard that most if not all females are also infested with cooties. Best stay away!
A Rose for Emily,
Lol, reminds me of Venture Brothers.
Scuba. Scuuuba. Scuba. Scuba. Scuba.
Look, I know implying that a lot of these guys are deep, deep in the closet is frowned on… but I really do wonder sometimes.
Made me think about this song (“just sacks of yellow fat”), except MGTOWs have no sense of humor:
ETA: Sorry, don’t know how to include a link; it doesn’t seem to be posting. Here’s the URL: https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU
This is only my first or second time commenting.
Yes! Yes! Oh! Yes! Finally we have harvested enough of Chessman’s Male Gaze to build a massive Virtual Feminist Rights Monument in the new freemium game Men’s Saga Angry Boob Crush!!
(Hey, it makes as much sense as your post)
Thanks! Now go your own way.
On a slightly more serious note, on the subject of “why are boobs ___?”
I forget where — I want to say Papua New Guinea, but possibly somewhere in Africa — women who go about topless all day were told by an interviewer that Western men find boobs sexually arousing. They laughed uproariously and asked whether they are also aroused by diapers. To them boobs are for nursing, not foreplay.
Eroticism is more culturally conditioned than we think. In some cultures, obsession with breasts would be considered a paraphilia.
As a pan/bi woman, I know this is horseshit. Women are fucking hot. And a vagina is not necessary for a woman to be attractive to me, anyway. I almost feel sorry for this fool.
For real, though, being bi/pan is awesome. I feel like I would be missing out on so much if I was merely monosexual.
@Chessman:
I’m projected to produce only 12 bushels of male gaze this fall, but my boobs are already pretty big. Do you have any other advice on how I can make quota?
“Harvesting the male gaze”
It must take effort to miss the point so much every single time.
I didn’t say that women don’t or shouldn’t want to ever attract desire from men if they are attracted to men. But that is not the one and only component of female sexuality. It is on the other hand, a component of female sexuality that society encourages because it pleases boners. Sexual pleasure and agency is something that society discourages. Society encourages male sexual pleasure and agency in a big way while not placing a big priority on catering to the female gaze. Why do you suppose that is?
I’ll give you a hint. The answer is not that women lack libido.
Of course, looking sexy is not actually the one and only reason women get breast implants. It’s a reason some women do. Some feel more comfortable and happy with larger breasts. Some had a masectomy because of breast cancer and want to return as much as possible to the way they looked before having cancer. It can be part of the healing process. Some are trans women who want more boob than medication can provide. Some want to attract the male gaze for business rather than vanity reasons because they are in an occupation where it is necessary such as exotic dancing or lingerie modeling. Some have mismatched breasts and get an implant in the smaller one so that they match. Some just like how it looks.
You really need to stop mansplaining about the motives of women because you don’t know what you are talking about.
Oh, and by the way, I’m a woman with large natural breasts who hopes to get a reduction one day. I’m also attracted to me and enjoy attracting men if they are men I’m also attracted to. If I had smaller breasts, my breasts would probably get ogled less. I’m all good with that. How can this be?
Is Chessman an AVFM contributor?
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/03/02/men-beware-of-sneaky-sexy-ladies-trying-to-harvest-your-male-gaze1/comment-page-1/
Too late to edit, but I mean attracted to men. Not attracted to me. Promise that wasn’t a Freudian slip 😀
I was able to retire thanks to my stockpile of male gaze.
It helps if you have a really good combine to help you when you’re harvesting.
Oh, you silly miggy-toes. Just go bloviate yourselves already.
Here’s a woman’s narrative about her own sexuality as she experiences it, not as some MGTOW insists she does. The title is sad but the author, who is strong and determined, is currently very much enjoying her sex life.
Experience: I lost the ability to orgasm
I hadn’t even had much sex yet, and I felt that a part of myself that I hadn’t explored was already lost
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/02/experience-i-lost-ability-to-orgasm
Can someone provide me with a definition for “objective ugliness”?
I’ll wait…
Also
@Chessman
After I’ve “harvested the male gaze”, what product do I have in abundance that I can use? Either I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time or you’re misusing the word “harvest”.
I look forward to hearing your explanation as this has puzzled me for a while.
Thank you.
Is there an EU quota for male gaze harvesting; and will that be affected by Brexit?
Vaginae are actually super weird. Human bodies are weird generally, but vaginae are particularly squicky. As are penes. And eyes. And noses. And knees. And…
@Checkers
Fat women tend to have larger breasts than skinny women. They must be raking in the gaze. Eat more, quit exercising, and alter your genetic code, ladies, or you’ll be left behind in this new, gaze based economy
Not like Chessman, of course, who has no vanity at all. That’s why he insists on barging his way into feminists’ conversations, saying, I hate feminists! Pay attention!
How do larger breasts help a woman to harvest more male gaze? Is it a function of mass, or of surface area?
We’ve got a bumper crop of male gaze this year.
Gonna get a new tractor and a pump for the well with it.
I believe Schopenhauer made this claim at one point, no? Still garbage nonsense whoever says it.
@dreemr:
I’ll need to up my yield if I’m going to put my combine to good use. What kind of nutrients should I use? I’ve been putting on Monsanto’s Five-Inch-Heels (R), but I don’t know how well that’s working.
I too need to know a quota of collected male gazes so our village’s water supply is not poisoned, our crops are not burned and there isn’t a plague delivered onto our houses!
I’ve have a few friends get reductions. One for back pain. Another just so she could shop off the rack and wear seatbelts. Another literally because and I quote, ” I’m sick of going to PTA meetings and having men look at me like I’m a porn star.”
Fuck what men prefer. If you want big titties, store bought is fine. If you don’t, but got ’em, get them altered to fit what you do want.
Show both to literally anybody you want or no one at all. Your body is yours.
@Inconstant Reader
Welcome to the Mammotheer commentariat!