One of the little stumbling blocks faced by would-be Men Going Their Own Way is that it’s hard for straight dudes to free themselves from the influence of evil women if all they do is think about how much they want to have sex with said evil women.
And so you’ll occasionally find MGTOWs asking one another what they can do to lessen their terrible lusts. And the answers are often quite horrifying — longtime WHTM readers may recall legendary MGTOW Christopher of Oregon’s lengthy disquisitions on the (alleged) unspeakable smelly horrors of the vagina, for example.
Well, he’s not the only one trying to replace sexy thoughts with grotesque ones. Consider this lust-destroying advice from today’s MGTOW of the Day, fresh from a discussion in the MGTOW subreddit.
This is actually a variation of an ancient Buddhist technique — no, really — but when combined with the intense misogyny of the MGTOWs it’s decidedly less than enlightened.
Straight women, naturally, have it much easier when it comes to the whole lust quenching thing: All they have to do to kill any lust they feel towards a particular man is to imagine that he’s a MGTOW. Works every time!
“If a guy really needs a feeling of physical revulsion at bodily mutilation to get his mind off sex, why doesn’t he think about how gross and messy his own dismembered genitals would be”
we dont have to imagine it – it’s routine gynocratic practice
Chess, oh, no, you disingenuous little asshole. You are not going to blame circumcision on women, when that shit descended from religious practices set forth by patriarchal religions.
And Kellogg, who touted it as a way to cut down on male masturbation.
And fathers, who wanted their sons to “look like me!”
If you truly think your been wronged by your parents getting you circumcised, get them both into the room, whip your trousers off, and scream, “LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!! I AM A MUTILATED MAN!!!”
Let me know how that goes, dipshit.
@PeeVee
@Shogi
Remember that time men cut off the testicles of boys for various reasons, including guarding harems full of feeeeeeeemales and singing?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
*slaps knee* That‘s who you are! Orange Tango Drinker/Arash.
Fran, wait a minute…according to the other MGTOWS on the meme thread, men can’t sing, so why would other men cut some poor boys balls off to…
Oh. OOOOOOOH.
?
@Chessman
Look at you changing the subject from what they said in response to you like a coward.
A need to think of mutilated women is impossible to explain. Just accept it.
I, too, am interested in the Ho-tepiverse costumes.
I keep imagining something between Stargate and Elvis from Bubba Hotep.
Please forgive me for the Bubba Hotep thing, I’m from Michigan originally, Bruce Campbell’s from Michigan, it’s my only experience with the word “Hotep”, etc. etc.
@Dreemr
Dashikis. Dashikis, everywhere.
And Ancient Egyptian Cosplay.
There were many kingdoms and empires in Africa, but Hoteps only give a shit about EGYPT, Y’ALL!
Some examples of Hotepian fashion:
They also like to say things like “THE BLACK MAN AND BLACK WOMBMAN ARE GODS AND GODDESSES!” and “MELANIN GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS!”
They don’t acknowledge transpeople or enbys. Gay people are engineered by The White Man to destroy the Black Man. Bisexuals/pan/etc. do not exist.
They also call each other King, Queen, Empress, Emperor, and so on.
Hoteps are called Hoteps because they say HOTEP! after speaking. It’s part of their whole Ancient Egypt thing.
I mean, nevermind that white people controlled Egypt during the Hellenistic period and the black Egyptians seemed to not really care much about this. They probably even had interracial sex with the white Egyptians.
Oh, yeah, hoteps consider interracial sex a sin, that’s why that’s a topic with them.
I’d like Chessman to show how exactly circumcision is gynocentric. Especially since in the European countries MGTOW usually complain about as being horrible feminazi hellholes, circumcision is actually not a routine practice.
It should be easy enough to Google information on the history of the practice so he can show us how exactly women pushed it into becoming the norm.
I’m guessing it’s not going to happen. Anytime someone actually challenges him, he just calls it cyberbullying and calls it a day.
I typed up a whole response to his thing about breast implants existing to harvest the male gaze without even calling him names. He never responded.
So I don’t expect a good response to this.
He’s too afraid to actually engage in a real discussion. He knows he can’t back his shit up.
Im really sick of chessman stinking up the last dozen threads. Every single thread he acts like his shit dont stink. Its tedious
@Fran
Perfect! I should be getting me a handcrafted dashiki soonish (lotta spinning plates, fingers crossed). Made by a white artisan. He’s no idea what he’s doing. For once he bestows the garment upon me, my Black powers* will grow tenfold! Then will the Nuw Egyptian Empire be built atop the bones of foolish, evil, white folk. Bwahahaha!
*Black powers include but are not limited to:
Getting shit done; acquiring ‘the hookup’; working 2-3 times as hard for half the credit while retaining the fortitude of will to keep from wringing every single white neck on sight; unbreakable skin, a mystical connection to Bast, lightning strikes, the works; and fleek ass eyebrows. Black may or may not crack. Don’t bother consulting a physician is fierceness lasts more than 4 hours, that just means it’s working…
I protest. Melanin does give you superpowers.
* rubs on Coppertone in the dark*
*hisses at the evil fire orb in the sky*
*gets a new wrinkle from hissing*
@Axe
God-Emperor, how you gonna let Dwhyte Mann clothe you in his Textilicals? Only real KANGS get clothes skrait from the Motherland, Afrika!
This is just like the movie Get Out! I bet this happened because you speak to white women! HOTEP!
But seriously, daps on your new clothes.
@Lea
You should like this, then. It’s an actual image made by a real Hotep.
😀
Oh wow.
Carnal eyes?
Just.
Whoa.
@Fran
First of all, fist bump on ‘textilicals’. Priceless. Second of all, what, and make my fellow BEAUTIFUL BLACK KINGS and QUEENS dirty their hands for me? Please. We will extract and divest resources and labor from the imposters and oppressors to construct our palaces and temples!!1!!
Not wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IJCpZfrPA
Early days yet. You’ll know I’ve gotten my hands on it, cos it’ll be my new profile pic at least for a while 🙂
@Axe
All those hours of hate-reading Hotep Internet paid off!
OVERSTAND M’EYE LOGICALITY AND M’EYE WOKENESS. HOTEP!
I’m excited!
Can’t wait.
Also, I just drank some water.
Water is kinda white. It’s also got Fluoride in it from The Whyte Mann’s factories, which calcifies my PINEAL EYE OF RA GLAND.
Time for me…to die.
I have an uncircumcised cock. It was my mom’s decision not to circumcise me.
What’s peculiar about Rodger is that he focused on women he thought other people found attractive. He wasn’t concerned with figuring out what he personally liked or finding people he could be friends with. The bottom line is he was radicalized on the Internet. If you socially isolate yourself, it’s really easy to get dragged into far-right extremist beliefs online.
@Fran
…and that’s why Celts are blond. Pre-Viking, we tended to dark hair and olive skin.
Not actively white supremacists, but there’s plenty of liberal racism in Wiccan circles, and they’re generally terrible about appropriation, especially from Egypt and Indigenous cultures. Also, Wicca is infested with TERFS.
I don’t require diplomacy, only that I not be hammered by Alan.
Nah, fighting for Sassenachs is almost as old a tradition of my people as hunting Sassenach heads (did I mention the headhunting? Cos the Celts were headhunters back in the day). Tis only that if I were kneeling before you, a knighthood would be the last thing on my mind…
I am the favoured concubine of the God-Emperor, not a retainer in the usual sense.
@Axe
A mestizo artisan, rather. Still not an African superman, but nonetheless.
@Dreemr
I always think of Bubba Ho Tep too, if it makes you feel better. And that’s a hilarious image. (Didn’t know Campbell was from Michigan; he lives out here these days).
@Dali
Well, that’s totally awful. I take back my words entirely about Wicca being nice and safe. That sounds like a nightmare. I always kinda suspected something like this, which is why I never actually stayed with any covens for a long time. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
I’m not really surprised about the liberal racism. I believe you entirely, because I had heard some remarks to the effect of ‘black people don’t know about this stuff!” ten to fifteen years ago when I first entered the scene. I chalked it up to just poor choice of words at the time, but now, thanks to your information, I know better.
The last thing I want to have to deal with is TERFS while I’m in the middle of something extremely personal and intimate such as communing with my deities.
How could I possibly refuse such a gracious request?
Have no fear; I was not exactly imagining such a thing either. I fully intended to call upon your unique and varied skillset for much more personal piquant – dare I say, stimulating – duties.
@ dalillama
You’d probably win anyway; but as a compromise we could both get hammered?
@Fran
NP.
Same here, regardless of context.
Then you have my…ahem… sword, your imperial majesty. And the rest of my equipment…
@ Alan
Really? It’s been a dozen years or so since I’ve set foot in a salle or dojo; I’m damn some rusty in that department. You’re always around with those Krav types.
I don’t drink as much these days, but I suppose the occasional lapse won’t kill me. (Probably)
I wonder if this was Chessman’s pathetic attempt to find something equally as abhorrent that feminists do. When has there EVER been any evidence that feminists approve and promote en masse male circumcision? Besides male circumcision does NOT dismember the genitals, and the practice certainly did not begin thousands of years ago because women wanted it! As a piece of evidence of misandry this really is piss poor.
On a personal note: I am completely opposed to any type of interference with a child’s body unless medically necessary and therefore my boys are uncircumcised, which is standard in my culture.
The idea that circumcision happens because The Gynocratic Establishment has deemed it needful is well into ludicrously wrong.
I once mentioned to my son’s therapist how puzzled I was at the ‘my son will wonder why his penis doesn’t look like mine’ argument. I had a very good relationship with my father, and I have no idea what his penis looked like. She replied, very diplomatically, “Well, Robert, there are all sorts of families.”
Damn, I knew his dogged defence of the Portland train stabber reminded me of something.
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/01/28/richard-dawkins-lindy-west-and-the-cartoon-video-of-great-hatefulness/comment-page-21
For anyone who doesn’t recognise the reference, the “orange tango drinker” was the bewildered recipient of a series of surreal slapstick pranks:
https://www.theguardian.com/media-network/2015/jun/15/how-we-made-you-know-youve-been-tango-orange-man-ad
I need to get some gifs ready for the next time he shows up.
@Dalillama
Thank you for this suggestion – although I loved reading Deathworld and the Stainless Steel Rat series, I’ve somehow managed to miss this one.