One of the little stumbling blocks faced by would-be Men Going Their Own Way is that it’s hard for straight dudes to free themselves from the influence of evil women if all they do is think about how much they want to have sex with said evil women.
And so you’ll occasionally find MGTOWs asking one another what they can do to lessen their terrible lusts. And the answers are often quite horrifying — longtime WHTM readers may recall legendary MGTOW Christopher of Oregon’s lengthy disquisitions on the (alleged) unspeakable smelly horrors of the vagina, for example.
Well, he’s not the only one trying to replace sexy thoughts with grotesque ones. Consider this lust-destroying advice from today’s MGTOW of the Day, fresh from a discussion in the MGTOW subreddit.
This is actually a variation of an ancient Buddhist technique — no, really — but when combined with the intense misogyny of the MGTOWs it’s decidedly less than enlightened.
Straight women, naturally, have it much easier when it comes to the whole lust quenching thing: All they have to do to kill any lust they feel towards a particular man is to imagine that he’s a MGTOW. Works every time!
I would’ve figured these guys would naturally see women as pieces of meat, given the way they talk about them.
This guy deals with lust by visualizing autopsies. I think this guy was the subject of a Criminal Minds episode.
I’m gonna guess this guy doesn’t have to imagine women he lusts after as dismembered body parts. He already has them in his freezer. Jesus.
It feels somehow significant that this screed aimed at helping these people detach themselves from humanity and visualise their enemies as corpses also includes the, er, “sentence” “There is poop that inside, which smells really bad.”
Kill any lust I would feel toward a man? But I’m a woman.
We don’t lust, DUH.
/sarcasm.
Who knew mgtows were Katy Perry fans.
MGTOW you’re supposed to root for the detectives stopping the serial killer, not the serial killer themself.
Does this guy know how anatomy works? Poop doesn’t just sit right next to your anus until you decide you feel like shitting. The shape of someone’s glutes has absolutely nothing to do with poop either.
It is kind of amazing how horrified MGTOW always are that women are people. We poop? We have blood and organs? Oh, the horror! They seem to think it’s a grievous offense that we aren’t angels or sex dolls or something.
Does he think poop just sits in the cheeks?
Also, what the fuck is meat? Like, he specifies sinew, but then it’s just… meat. Cos that’s not extra creepy on top of everything else
@Cleon
At least one…
“There is poop inside, which smells really bad.”
Is this guy talking about his own skull? Because I think he’s onto something there.
This is just bizarre. When I decided to stop pursuing relationships, I didn’t actually need to stop myself finding women attractive. I have been “going my own way” (otherwise known as not entering romantic relationships or having sex) for more than a year now, and I still find women attractive. I just… don’t do anything about it? Why is that not an option for these assholes?
(I actually know the answer – they hate women and hate that they find women attractive. I like women, as a group, but recognise my previous relationship behaviour with women was unhealthy. They have a lot more cognitive dissonance than me.)
This is the kind of thinking that makes Dexter Morgan give you the side-eye.
Ahem:
Obviously, this dude would only take that whole thing literally. Because he just has the soul of a poet, as we all know. /s
And Lord Dampnut has actually convinced himself that his wife doesn’t fart or poop.
I reckon it never occurs to MGTOWs to not be horrible people?
Face it– these people WANT to be miserable.
Imagine when they learn that women sometimes get intestinal issues. I could only imagine the looks on the faces of the many, many MGTOWs who seem to believe women don’t use the restroom at all.
Look at the bright side, at least dismembered parts aren’t making them lust more. They at least have that going for them, I hope.
You beat me to it: I was going to point out that it’s almost verbatim a Buddhist technique. Which makes slightly more sense when you consider that monks are not only called to celibacy, but that a primary objective of Buddhism is to eliminate “craving” of every kind. So you might combat gluttony by visualizing that your food all turns to poop, for example.
But anyway, I also notice that the MGTOW who offered this brilliant advice is named “bitter_samsara,” which is interesting because ‘samsara” is the Buddhist term for the cycle of death and rebirth that one escapes by following the eightfold path.
It’s a tad mind-bending that someone has apparently both dedicated himself to practicing both Buddhism and misogyny. Escaping samsara requires elimination of hatred as well as craving…
Has anyone mentioned that this is reminiscent of Buddhist corpse meditation practice?
Ah, yes, they did. I knew I could count on y’all!
@Checkmate:
Oh boy, I could regale these bozos with tales of my irritable bowels. And the fact that I have the diarrheal type of IBS, too. It might even get them Going Their Own Way At Long Last!
Also relevant:
I need to order me one of these, it looks the perfect size for drinking menzer tears.
Jesus Christ hanging by a nutsack, these dumbass fuckers should get the Clockwork Orange treatment with Deutsche Scheisse porn.
Already malformed grey matter strewn about the landscape…
@Bina
That owl speaks to me on a deep level.
@Bina
Mine alternates between both extremes, so I’ve had everything in the poop chart plus I have distinct types in between to boot. Basically, the chart isn’t varied enough to describe me! That’s actually why I didn’t know I had IBS until it started to improve – I wouldn’t stay on one end long enough for the recommendation for when you should see a doctor. So I’d be constipated for like 5 days but then it would clear up and then I’d have diarrhea for 4, and so on. I just thought it was normal because I’d always been that way.
I have ice cream.
I have no ice cream.
It’ is an ice cream koan.
Makes as much sense as using Buddhist techniques to improve your misogyny.