When the Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas announced they would be holding a few women-only showings of the upcoming Wonder Woman movie, the angry dudes of the internet all cried “foul” at once.
And when one bold man — a conservative journalist by the name of Stephen Miller — bought a ticket for one of these women-only showings, and announced on Twitter he fully intended to attend, darnit, these men knew they had found their Rosa Parks. Only white. And a dude. And not even slightly oppressed by any reasonable definition of the term.
Still, the angry dudes took to Twitter to share their thoughts. Well, their thought. They all seemed to have the exact same one, and they haven’t gotten tired of repeating it yet.
Why can't the little old colored lady just sit at the back of the bus? Why spoil it for the rest of the passengers?
— D.W.Robinson – ANTI UTOPIAN KILLJOY (@_DWRobinson) May 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/HJWallEcon/status/868884787674714114
https://twitter.com/The_Raving_Dave/status/868875305179648004
https://twitter.com/iTheHammer/status/868737884718804993
https://twitter.com/DNCScreeching/status/868691882364215296
https://twitter.com/Sunniedlt/status/868680535274647552
https://twitter.com/LedgerTBalance/status/868629911891845120
https://twitter.com/iTheHammer/status/868650755426615297
I doubt it but I'd lay money on it you'd tell Rosa to sit in the back of the bus.
— postwarO27 (@postwarO27) May 27, 2017
Sure, just like it's totally legit to require black ppl to sit at back of the bus, still being accommodated, right?
— (((David Maggard))) (@drm31415) May 28, 2017
"separate but equal"
"back of the bus, front of the bus- what's the big deal?"
"plenty of other lunch counters nearby"
— Howard Roark (@shortwave8669) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BrothLGregarius/status/868377666474319872
https://twitter.com/HJWallEcon/status/868477154094395392
Why doesn't Rosa Parks go sit in the back of the bus? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— (((Captain Ratio Hornblower))) (@jwvansteenwyk) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/socjusredguard/status/868487969576951808
Why didn't Rosa Parks just sit on the back of the bus?
— Hillbilly-Redneck (@CondorXXCondor) May 27, 2017
It's just one bus. One seat. In the back of the bus. Exclusion is exclusion. Opposite of diversity. No need. Principle. Stand for it.
— Steve G (@steveg1425) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/mangokitten266/status/868509314666831872
Any discrimination is bad. Would it be ok if I only made black ppl ride at the back of the bus once a day?
— noteasybeinggreen (@scooterthefrog) May 27, 2017
and rosa parks could have moved to the back of the bus, it's not like they told her to get off.
— The Tiger Dog (@TigerDogB) May 27, 2017
Ya, and besides the seats at the back of the bus are just the same. Some ppl just don't know their place, amiright?!?
— (((David Maggard))) (@drm31415) May 27, 2017
It's almost as bad as complaining about having to sit at the back of the bus. What an uppity man!
— Sonic (@MrSonicAdvance) May 27, 2017
"The seats at the back of the bus are just as comfortable as the ones at the front, so what's the problem?"
— Nathan In SoCal (@NATHANINSOCAL) May 27, 2017
"You're not being discriminated against, Mrs Parks. There are plenty of other available seats on the back of the bus."
— STUTTERFLY. 🇲🇽 (@SSTUTTERFLY) May 28, 2017
I don't know, which one bothered black people who had to sit at the back of the bus and use separate water fountains?
— The Tiger Dog (@TigerDogB) May 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/ANINDAUK/status/868595396288839681
I jacked off in the back of the bus not too long ago
— Mathew (@Azthetic_) May 26, 2017
Er, sorry about that last one. I don’t think that dude is talking about the Wonder Woman movie at all.
Ninja’d on Jason Momoa. I definitely think the biggest part of his appeal is that he seems like a blast to be around. Despite the big muscles, he does not have that macho “alpha male” the red pillers think women like so much. In fact, I only like muscly guys if they’re goofy and/or sweet. Otherwise they seem too threatening for me.
Jason Momoa reminds me of many of my SCA guy friends- ‘sword?!? I love swords! Wow!’
@varalys:
Hah, yes, “Atop the Fourth Wall” is fun. I presume you’ve seen some of his ‘Miller Time’ sections (those were what introduced me to his stuff) where he dissects just how creepy Frank Miller has become…
Oh yes, love Miller time. Linkara is very critical of sexism in comics which is cool and him losing his shit at how Frank Miller wrote Wonder Woman in ASBAR is one of my favourite moments. I also like him because he’ll recommend good comics too, I’ve checked out a few of his picks so he isn’t all negativity. I tend to read more indie stuff but I’ve learned to appreciate superhero comics more since I started watching his show because before I was all elitist and sniffy about them, but now they make up half my blog material.
Slippery slope fallacy. Movie theaters also frequently have special kids days or sometimes schools rent out a theater to themselves to show a movie. My 7th and 8th grade class did that for a screening of Malcolm X. Yet, somehow movie theaters haven’t become a kids and/or families only space inch by inch, now have they?
Bowling alleys have league nights. That doesn’t mean that bowling alleys are becoming all leagues only all the time.
Restaurants frequently reserve a room or even occasionally the whole restaurant for a private party. That doesn’t mean they will all turn into private clubs.
I guess you didn’t read the whole thread. Someone already said that a theater near them had a men’s screening for something. No one got upset about it.
Yeah, it’s super-appropriate to compare a ladies’ night screening to a hundred years of Jim Crow. White men being excluded from a couple of screenings of a movie is exactly identical to black men being beaten to death for daring to look at a white person.
You’re definitely increasing your credibility here. Do go on about how oppressed white men are. You’ll find a totally receptive audience here, I’m sure.
@Shank
Compare ladies’ night for movies to decades of segregation where children can be murdered for the crime of whistling. What a nice way to compare a person being inconvenienced on that reservation to being subject to “Separate but Equal” for generations.
@shank A difficult to read slippery slope fallacy? No thanks.
@Rhuu:
I used to like him too, but now it’s impossible for me to see any of his work and not be repulsed.
And, since he’s been brought up, it’s the same with Frank Miller too. I tried re-reading The Dark Knight Returns some time back and I couldn’t finish it, all his bigoted and right-wing libertarian bullshit was just more obvious and grating.
@Fabe:
That drawing really is one of the grossest fucking things ever.
@Varalys:
It’s amazing how he condemns Islam for its treatment of women, while he nonetheless writes some of the most misogynistic shit imaginable. The majority of his female characters are either prostitutes or manipulative harpies – which is incredibly telling. Even when they aren’t either, they’re portrayed as “crazy” or Dworkin-esque man-haters (like Wonder Woman was – nevermind her whole backstory involving Steve Trevor and all that…). There’s rarely a woman who is none of those things and portrayed as a normal person.
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684008.1496100234!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684009.1496100236!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684007.1496100231!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
OT White-on-white violence
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684010.1496100239!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
Who will speak out against it?
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684007.1496100231!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
When will it end?
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.13684009.1496100236!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg
Note that two black men attempt to separate the brawlers.
Why yes, I am channeling the alt-right approach to the newz (the fight at the SF Giants game today).
@Kat
Apropos of nothing, but those dudes have some very nice butts.
Drifting back on topic: Y’know, considering that this cinema wouldn’t need to host a special screening if it weren’t for MRAs harassing feeemale moviegoers and shooting up feeemale movies… This is all a bit like a serial killer throwing a tantrum because the family he was staking out got an alarm.
@Shank
Lol nope. Not gonna bite.
@Aulma
I pretty much never go into the city proper. I buy my beans from here: http://www.tvicr.com and drink it at home. I love the orca blend. The island that shop is located on is a 20-minute ferry ride from Seattle, though I’ve never actually been. Maybe I’ll talk my husband into a weekend trip soon. 🙂
Rosa Parks. Un. Befucking. Lievable.
I expected it to end after a few examples, but yeesh, they just kept going.
Uh… Rosa Parks was NOT being asked to SIT at the back of the bus, she was being asked to STAND at the back of the bus.
There’s just no comparison.
I’m going to respond to a few comments later (too tired right now to do it now), but I have to ask: are we sure that all these Rosa Parks bus tweets aren’t all the work of one person? I mean, they’re all but copypastas of each other. Surely there were some more original wordings than that in there, weren’t there?
Or don’t these guys even have enough writing ability to paraphrase that sentiment into their own words?
@NickNameNick,
*sob*
Sadly true. Dawkins was my intro to atheism, and earlier than that, my intro to the awesomeness of science.
*sob*
> Rhuu – apparently an illiterati
Well, it has been more visible since the spiderwoman backlash. It was a bit already visible if you read between the lines. And to note, he has been sustained by Milo Manara, because solidarity in assholery is not a vain word, it seems.
@Mish:
Same here. I still got the copy of The God Delusion I brought at an airport bookstore and read several times over – despite the fact I’d never read it again, I haven’t brought myself to get rid of it either. I guess as something of a reminder that it’s probably better to look up to a fictional character like Jean-Luc Picard than a real person who’ll inevitably disappoint you…
@Occasional reader:
And yet another comicbook creator whose work I used to love until his self-victimizing and -aggrandizing bullshit ruined it all.
They could all take a note from James Robinson. When an issue he wrote of a mini-series, Airboy, was criticized for having transphobic humor – guess what he did? He acknowledged those criticisms were totally valid and that, in an attempt to get a cheap laugh, he messed up and didn’t think it through. It really wasn’t that hard to do and (surprise, surprise!) makes him look far more reasonable as a person than if he flipped the fuck out about it.
@varalys the dark – I know the preroll ads you’re talking about! I saw another one by the same dude that cemented to me, yep, he’s creepy proto-PUA. I don’t know if he is aggressively boundary-violating like they are, but he’s very much in the “It is unfair for you to have preferences” boat–at least from what I gathered.
@NickNameNick,
I followed that line of thought and got very sad: Dawkins, also Hitchens (although I still go back and read Mortality ’cause it’s amazing), and more recently, Assange.
But then I thought:
Neil Gaiman!
Terry Pratchett! (RIP)
Amanda Palmer!
And Nick Cave, obv (Mr Cave is my lifelong unrequited love, so no objections will be tolerated).
In sum, it’s still safe for me to admire actual, real people 😀
First saw Jason Momoa in Stargate Atlantis. Once his character got away from the “brooding loner badass” archetype and more towards the “fun-loving badass” archetype, he was much more enjoyable.
@kootiepatra
And I’m sure that when he says “you,” he means women. He certainly doesn’t mean himself.
Just another manospherian laboring under the delusion that when he’s being selfish, it’s a good look on him. Very macho and aggressive, blah, blah, blah.
******
I haven’t seen you around in a while! I hope you’ve been well. Nice to see you again.
So hey, guess which movie’s pulling 96% on Rotten Tomatoes.