When the Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas announced they would be holding a few women-only showings of the upcoming Wonder Woman movie, the angry dudes of the internet all cried “foul” at once.
And when one bold man — a conservative journalist by the name of Stephen Miller — bought a ticket for one of these women-only showings, and announced on Twitter he fully intended to attend, darnit, these men knew they had found their Rosa Parks. Only white. And a dude. And not even slightly oppressed by any reasonable definition of the term.
Still, the angry dudes took to Twitter to share their thoughts. Well, their thought. They all seemed to have the exact same one, and they haven’t gotten tired of repeating it yet.
Why can't the little old colored lady just sit at the back of the bus? Why spoil it for the rest of the passengers?
— D.W.Robinson – ANTI UTOPIAN KILLJOY (@_DWRobinson) May 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/HJWallEcon/status/868884787674714114
https://twitter.com/The_Raving_Dave/status/868875305179648004
https://twitter.com/iTheHammer/status/868737884718804993
https://twitter.com/DNCScreeching/status/868691882364215296
https://twitter.com/Sunniedlt/status/868680535274647552
https://twitter.com/LedgerTBalance/status/868629911891845120
https://twitter.com/iTheHammer/status/868650755426615297
I doubt it but I'd lay money on it you'd tell Rosa to sit in the back of the bus.
— postwarO27 (@postwarO27) May 27, 2017
Sure, just like it's totally legit to require black ppl to sit at back of the bus, still being accommodated, right?
— (((David Maggard))) (@drm31415) May 28, 2017
"separate but equal"
"back of the bus, front of the bus- what's the big deal?"
"plenty of other lunch counters nearby"
— Howard Roark (@shortwave8669) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/BrothLGregarius/status/868377666474319872
https://twitter.com/HJWallEcon/status/868477154094395392
Why doesn't Rosa Parks go sit in the back of the bus? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— (((Captain Ratio Hornblower))) (@jwvansteenwyk) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/socjusredguard/status/868487969576951808
Why didn't Rosa Parks just sit on the back of the bus?
— Hillbilly-Redneck (@CondorXXCondor) May 27, 2017
It's just one bus. One seat. In the back of the bus. Exclusion is exclusion. Opposite of diversity. No need. Principle. Stand for it.
— Steve G (@steveg1425) May 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/mangokitten266/status/868509314666831872
Any discrimination is bad. Would it be ok if I only made black ppl ride at the back of the bus once a day?
— noteasybeinggreen (@scooterthefrog) May 27, 2017
and rosa parks could have moved to the back of the bus, it's not like they told her to get off.
— The Tiger Dog (@TigerDogB) May 27, 2017
Ya, and besides the seats at the back of the bus are just the same. Some ppl just don't know their place, amiright?!?
— (((David Maggard))) (@drm31415) May 27, 2017
It's almost as bad as complaining about having to sit at the back of the bus. What an uppity man!
— Sonic (@MrSonicAdvance) May 27, 2017
"The seats at the back of the bus are just as comfortable as the ones at the front, so what's the problem?"
— Nathan In SoCal (@NATHANINSOCAL) May 27, 2017
"You're not being discriminated against, Mrs Parks. There are plenty of other available seats on the back of the bus."
— STUTTERFLY. 🇲🇽 (@SSTUTTERFLY) May 28, 2017
I don't know, which one bothered black people who had to sit at the back of the bus and use separate water fountains?
— The Tiger Dog (@TigerDogB) May 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/ANINDAUK/status/868595396288839681
I jacked off in the back of the bus not too long ago
— Mathew (@Azthetic_) May 26, 2017
Er, sorry about that last one. I don’t think that dude is talking about the Wonder Woman movie at all.
Correction: she wasn’t tired. But the rest stands. You don’t have to choose between never seeing the movie, or sitting in cramped men only seating. You can see the movie later. It is not comparable.
@ social justice sorcerer
Hi. I wholeheartedly agree with you. I’ve made the very same point several times in this thread.
@alan robertshaw
Sorry, man. I have a hard time interpreting sarcasm online.
@ social justice sorcerer
No worries. I have a bit of a tendency to that British understatement thing, and that can make things less clear.
Anyway, not seen you around before, so hello and welcome!
(apologies if you’ve been posting for donkeys years and I’ve just been too thick to notice)
Alan said “donkeys’ years”
Tee hee ?
Thanks, Alan! I lurk a lot, partly because I don’t communicate well, but I’m the daughter of a Black woman who lived through that period and a history geek, so I had to speak up this time.
@ social justice sorcerer
We hear that quite a bit round here and, in my experience, it’s very rarely true. And certainly not in your case. 🙂
I was only able to make it nine minutes through this video:
https://youtu.be/jhoUnOxqr40
Like, fuck me, is it really hard to understand that – just maybe – girls and women want their own power fantasies? Y’know, the way boys and men constantly do without question or being flippantly dismissed as being “marketing”? I also love how, just like Chessman, they have to act like comics are a guy thing before cowardly backpedaling…
They did similar before in the Harry S. Plinkett review of The Force Awakens which I loved the first half of – mostly because it mocks pretentious Prequel Apologists like Mike Klimo and [deleted by df] – but part of the second half is a bunch of whining about making the casts of these films more inclusive, of how it’s all just a marketing scheme and totally pointless. The reason it’s “pointless”? Oh, because of a 1970’s TV ad featuring a white and black boy playing with action figures together.
It’s as stupid as Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw’s opening of his Dishonored 2 review:
https://youtu.be/fn9-Oee6-m4
“Stop asking for more representation, will ya?! I don’t complain about needing a bunch of straight white guys to relate to characters – despite the fact I’d never need to given most characters are generic straight white guys. While I’ve acknowledged this in my past videos, I’ll conveniently ignore that now so I can mock all those SJ(e)Ws who have the audacity to ask for less straight white guys – ’cause reasons.”
*on a hunch, Googles*
… Holy shit, did you just doxx HBomberguy – the only two relevant results are a previous post of yours and a bunch of alt right hate sites, so it’s clearly not something he’s put out there himself – because he likes a movie you don’t? David, can we get a judgement call on this?
(I’ve emailed David just in case.)
He wrote under his real name on Smugfilm.com – and an essay he made on the Star Wars Prequels is what I’m referencing:
http://smugfilm.com/author/harrybrewis/
@Nick
Doxxing HBG again, are we? A very humorous pastime indeed! Apparently…
That ain’t creepy at all…
Also, really? You don’t see it? Like, call it a hunch, but methinks there’s a connection between shitting on a (younger and more diverse, just saying) group if fans for liking something one doesn’t like in a way that does nothing to harm one in anyway and being an entitled little shit who thinks anything that appeals to an (younger and more diverse, just saying) audience that isn’t that person to be wrong. Am I the only one who sees this? Cos I guarantee the muffugas who wanted Lucas’ blood over Jar Jar and the muffugas who think ‘girls are invading our precious, mayunly nerd spaces’ are in a Venn diagram with hella overlap
@Axe:
It’s not doxxing when he willingly put his name out there on a website. I don’t know why he goes by handle now when he’s already used his real name before.
For fuck’s sake, he featured it on his Ask.fm account when I used to follow him there and he brought it up there – people even asked him about his time on the site and he admitted such.
First of all, I saw the films when they first came out – hated them back then too and I was 13 then and it has pretty much nothing to do with his age. Secondly, my issue isn’t with someone liking something I don’t – it’s that, when first released, I had to deal with shithead fanboys who faulted me for not just loving it as they do (“you just don’t get it”), which is how Brewis comes off when defending the film in the article as well as at the Ask.fm account. Third, he’s been a dick to me and several other people and I frankly don’t like him. I think he’s more disingenuous than most people think, his online persona being little more than an act than representative of his actual personality. Though, honestly, I’d apply this to a lot of people online…
@Nick
Yeah, cool, here’s the thing. When someone dedicates half of a review of Ep7 to ragging on ‘pretentious Prequel Apologists’ (cos that’s not the most pretentious collection of 3 words I’ve seen this year), a series of movies that are not the movie in question, and then go on to spout reactionary talking points… Why are you shocked? Why would anyone be shocked? That’s exactly what I would expect from such people. It ain’t a difficult link to make, is it?
Come now, let’s not pretend that the prequels’ fans don’t skew younger. They do. And let’s not also pretend like this don’t sound eerily like older (white) dudes gatekeeping and putting everyone else in their place. Neither know nor care why you care so much, but look at the bigger picture, eh?
Dude, you got all up in your feelings when, and because, HBG mentioned the prequels and Blade Runner in the same breath. Something you like and something you don’t were compared, and you got mad. So, you’ll forgive me if I’m not quite buying it…
I like the prequels. They have their problems – the “Romance” scenes in AotC are Godawful and I could write a whole essay about Padme’s misogynistic character degradation in RotS – and they certainly aren’t as good as the original trilogy, but hell, “Not as good as the original trilogy” still means “Ten times better than most other summer blockbusters.”
Come at me, bro.
(I don’t actually care if everyone else hates ’em – different strokes and all that, and besides, I’m used to it – I’m just winding up Nick since he’s being a dipshit. Again.)
I guess I’m just confused about why the label “apologist” would be assigned to fans of certain movies. You either like a movie or you don’t. Both opinions are valid. It’s not like it’s immoral to like the Star Wars prequels. It’s not something bad you have to apologize for.
Personally, I’m kind of meh about them. Two and three are at least entertaining enough. One is pretty dull to me.
I really disliked the Star Wars sequels and I nonetheless agree that “apologist” is not an appropriate term for people with a different opinion. I am not the Arbiter of Good and True Art. My opinions are not the Correct Opinions.
I dislike the Star Wars prequels. The one I like the most is RotS, and like Scented Fucking Hard Chairs I could write an essay on how Padme deserved better from her writers. But they’re still better movies than a lot of big budget films that came out over the past year.
I could also write an essay on what I think is wrong with the prequels, but that doesn’t mean other people have to agree with me or justify their perspective on the prequels to me. I love Star Wars. I can’t genuinely hate the prequels, much like I can’t genuinely hate the misogynistic tripe in a lot of the Expanded Universe. I think it weakens the franchise. It needs to be gone. But I can’t genuinely hate something I love.
And I can’t hate someone for liking something flawed, even seriously or fatally flawed. Remind me to tell y’all about The Room or Police Academy sometime. Also, Rocky Horror. And Age of Empires. Achron. Huniepop. Iron Sky. Mass Effects 2 and 3. Look, I like a lot of things that have crippling flaws.
Some people criticize a work because it really grinds their gears and rubs them the wrong way, and that’s valid as long as they’re able to articulate reasons that make sense for it. Others criticize something because they love it or see how they could love it and want it to be better. The latter is me and Star Wars.
I watched Plinkett’s reviews of the prequels, ages ago before I was really awake. He made some valid points that helped me name some of the problems I noticed with the movies. But. He’s still a misogynist dickbag.
@IgnoreSandra
Wait, are there people out there who unironically like The Room? I mean, I don’t think I could sit through it without the Riff Tracks.
@Kupo
The Room is too ridiculous to me to be painful. It’s literally a laughing type of riot, cause I can’t watch it and take it seriously.
I don’t know if that qualifies as liking it ironically. It’s still liking something that has numerous crippling flaws precisely because it has fatal flaws.
@IgnoreSandra
That’s what I like about it, too. I just misunderstood and thought maybe there are people out there (besides Tommy Wiseau) who like it as a serious movie and not for how ridiculous it is. 🙂
@Axe:
Maybe because those two things aren’t the same? I’m not sure how taking issue with contrarian defenses of bad movies, especially with this whole earlier-than-thou attitudes about it, is the same as being reactionary unless you contrive enough to conflate the two.
Ah yes, that half-assed excuse. Because a film that involves extensively dealing with the space politics of a space government, involves implied rape, decapitation, maiming, murdering children, and turning a man into a quadriplegic before letting him catch fire and slowly burn are totally things that skew towards a “younger audience.”
I’m also not sure how that argument applies whatsoever since the guy is in his 20’s (again, he’s admitted this on his Ask.fm account). It’s not like he’s a five-year-old who just happens to like the film, which you’re acting like he is – he’s an adult.
Except I don’t think the original Star Wars films are perfect, though they are immensely enjoyable, and none of my problems with the Prequels have anything to do with not resembling the original three. I mean, the reason I was excited about them at first was because they looked different and was hoping it’d be interesting…which it wasn’t. At all. It felt like a combination of an SFX demo reel and in-house advertisement for all of the merchandise Lucas would make, done with a script written over the weekend.
I also find it funny you’re accusing me of gatekeeping when that’s exactly my issue with Brewis and Klimo. They’re Star Wars fanboys who are basically calling you a moron for not appreciating it like they do and thus, somehow, have a profound understanding of it. Hell, the reason I hate the Prequels as much as I do is – again – because my group of friends at the time they first came out were the kind of people who were really into the Expanded Universe. I wasn’t, I just happened to like the original three films – I wasn’t the kind of person who read the series of innumerable novels like they were.
When I admitted to just not liking the films – because they were badly written, directed, acted, etc. – they made it out as if it was a personality flaw to just not like the films as much as they did. I went into all of them hoping to enjoy them and left ended up hating each one more than the last, but apparently it’s my fault for just not unconditionally loving them…
I’ll admit I did overreact to that. I mean, I still think it’s an utterly erroneous comparison but I fully concede that I was approaching it in a very irrational way then.
Part of that was, as mentioned before, the way he interacted with myself and others on Ask.fm – he really did come off as a dick to anyone who just didn’t like the Prequels, no matter how constructive they were about it, while treating others who liked the Prequels as much as he did adoringly. Certainly doesn’t help that, for a guy who loves to apply a personalized interpretation regardless of how irrelevant it may be to the material, he was hypocritical enough to mock other people doing the exact same thing…because it wasn’t his interpretation. That kind of thing really got on my nerves and the comparison was just a final nail in the coffin moment for me.
@S.F.H.C.:
That’s fine. I don’t agree with the final statement at all, since I’d argue it’s as bad if not worse than most other blockbusters, but – once again – my issue isn’t with liking the movies. Like ’em as much as you want.
Hell, you can dislike Blade Runner for whatever reason you want and – while I might think you’re wrong about it – I wouldn’t think you were some kind of moron for “not getting it.”
I’m not really getting wound up, honestly, though I’m not sure how I’m being a “dipshit” – other than referring to someone by a name they wrote under at a website that they have linked to their own account elsewhere.
@W.W.T.H.:
Brewis actually called himself such one time and, given many of articles are trying to convince people the films are “better than they thought”, such can easily count as either contrarian or apologetics.
Of course it isn’t immortal or wrong and it’s less that they’re apologizing for anything than defending it as somehow being “misunderstood” by people who take issue with it.
Like, for example, Christian apologists aren’t necessarily apologizing for their belief in Christianity as much as trying to prove detractors wrong with certain kinds of rhetorical tactics. That is to say, people who dislike Christianity just “don’t get” Christianity like they do ’cause reasons.
@IgnoreSandra:
I’m not that attached to Star Wars as a franchise, myself – I only liked the original three films all that much. Whenever I tried the Expanded Universe videogames, for example, I just didn’t find them all that interesting and probably would’ve liked them more were they not attached to Star Wars. It’s kind of like how Xenomorphs became far less intimidating as monsters because they were so overexposed and lost all their mystique.
I have the same problem with the Star Wars franchise as I do with most superhero comics: they make these settings with all these fairly interesting elements that can be used in a variety of ways…but it always feels like they’re telling the same story. It’s a Good-Versus-Evil conflict, there’s the army of good guys and the army of bad guys, some of the good guys and bad guys have superpowers, etc.
The thing that bothered me about the Prequels, other than just being badly made, is how much of the dialogue and plot involves characters speaking almost entirely in exposition due to becoming so bogged down in its own mythology. Instead of making a lived-in universe and then attaching an accessible adventure story to it, like the original films did, it felt like the films were punishing you for not being into the Expanded Universe material and gaining a tolerance for massive info-dumps. “Oh, you’re confused at how the Republic works in Phantom Menace? Well, fuck you for not reading all those novels and comics beforehand!”
NickNameNick, can you do me a favor? Can you call him Hbomberguy? Thanks.