Today, some important information about human female sexuality, straight from human female sexuality expert Zombocom1911 in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit.
Despite Mr. Zombocom1911’s fearsome reputation in the field of Dudes Making Pronouncements About Female Sexuality Based Only On Their Own Dudely Resentments, I’m not sure that I agree with him a hundred percent on his policework here.
Oh, ok, here’s the relevant scene from Fargo.
i always prefer to get my knowledge of female psychology from a guy who named his Reddit account after an internet meme from 1999 plus the name of a gun
That’s a fun leap of logic… Women don’t want to sleep with mras therefore they clearly don’t enjoy sex at all.
What are we supposed to be getting out of the cock carousel again?
These dudes never cease to amaze me. Their gall, in pronouncing what women do or don’t want.
I would never dare to presume I knew what millions upon millions of men wanted.
I suppose it’s a function of them believing women are less than human…what they observe in one woman, can be extrapolated to every other woman.
Okay, this kind of made me laugh. Granted, it was a rueful, sorta sardonic kind of laugh, but a laugh nonetheless.
Zombocom1911 is probably right, women probably are NOT at all interested in sex. With him.
I no longer do the online dating thing, but when I did, I am sure Mr. Zombocom1911 was one of the dozens, if not scores, of “gentlemen” who flooded my inbox with charming messages such as “Hey wanna fuck?” “I wanna fuck you SO HARD!” and un-asked-for pictures of their genitals.
It truly is a wonder, indeed, that women do not show any sexual interest at all in these gentlemen, isn’t it?
Point of fact, women tend to have higher core body temperatures. Technically, it’s men who are frigid…
Also, I thought Chad was the foine, but financially insecure, fuck machine that gals carouselled around with before eventually settling for the boring, rich guy. Now they’re the same person? Keep your stories straight, fellas
To be totally fair to the MRAs, this is what I was taught by my mother and grandmother for years; until one day when I was old enough to sit in on an adult female conversation with these two estimable ladies (and some other equally respectable older ladies), and what did they talk about? How fun sex was!
Guess Zombocom1911 heard the first conversation, but not being one of these “frigid” gals, didn’t get to sit in on the second one once he was older (and, of course, I was married at the time, so there was no longer any need to pretend that sex was awful).
He starts off correct though: “Most women really have zero interest in sex” with him.
*faint buzz of projector is heard in the distance*
@iknklast – your comment reminded me of how my parents, their other issues aside, would often go at it like rabbits at all hours, although my mother also implied to me that women probably shouldn’t enjoy sex very much (no doubt in order to preserve my precious purity).
Anyway, that reminded me of another instance where my father showed as much manly logic as these gentlemen. And, since I am older and don’t care as much about fitting in anymore, I am going to TELL THAT ANECDOTE!! (insert evil old-lady laugh).
So when I was in college lo, these many many many moons ago (early 1980s) I lived in a girls’ dormitory, but in a co-ed complex. I shared a suite with 3 other young women.
Upon asking my father if I could take an old sofa we had in the basement back to my dorm for our suite’s common area, he forbade it: “OH NO!”, he thundered, “I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU’LL GET UP TO ON THAT SOFA!!!”
“Uh, you know I have a BED there, right, Dad?” He huffed and refused to say anything more other than, “No sofa!” as he stomped away.
Bear in mind, my father knew I was on “the pill” as he had seen my birth control pill packet before, and I had been dating the same young man for a year or so by then. But no sofa!!!
*sigh* I wish. My libido is currently turned up to eleven, but, lately, any sexual activity leads to an instant migraine that is worse than my non-sex-triggered migraines. Satan is real, people.
I believe most studies show men and women both have very strong libido and roughly the same sexual enjoyment if they’re in healthy relationships and the sex is oriented around fun and pleasure. Women’s libidos go way down if they are slut shamed.
1911 is clearly year his warped sense sexuality was taken from.
You will not get Sofa King! *sigh*
I know what these MRAs men want. They want women to want to do whatever the men want them to. It’s sad how few MRAs seem to realize that’s what point they’re really trying to make.
“and remember, this is for posterity, so be honest.”–Count Rugen
@JS – lol my best friend with whom I IM every day (she lives in another state) uses “sofa king” constantly because we are both doofuses and it always makes us laugh 😉
Frigid is a) a cruel thing to say about asexual women, like they’re broken or something, and b) a word for allosexual women who somehow don’t get off on being unceremoniously pumped away at like living fleshlights.
@LindsayIrene
D: That is an unfortunate combination of things.
@dreemr
Nice anecdote. It reminds me of when I bought my first car, a 1976 Mustang II, in 1984. Anyway, I would sit on a large, folded up blanket when I drove it, because I’m relatively short, and that car had deep, bucket seats.
Once, my stepfather had to take the blanket off the seat – I don’t remember why. He found a pair of panties folded inside the blanket. Of course, he told my mother all about it. They believed I’d been messing around in the car – admittedly, a reasonable assumption for them to make.
The funny thing is…this was not the case. Those panties simply got stuck to the blanket while they were both in the dryer. I didn’t even try to convince my mother and stepfather of this.
Oh, the places I went, and the shit I got up to, in that car?
@Dormousing_it
No effing way. I had the SAME CAR!! A silver one, in ’83-’84. I loved it most of all for its bitchin’ cassette player, baby. Hello, Flock of Seagulls…
I don’t recall messing around in that particular car, since it was quite small inside. You must indeed be a petite person!
My paramour at the time had a big ol’ Chevy Suburban which we would take to the drive-in theater. I always made sure that it was a movie I’d already seen, so I could give a reasonably accurate review to my mother afterward upon questioning, despite not having watched that particular screening wink wink.
I am very interested in sex…. ask my girlfriend. Wish I could tell ’em that, but they’d just scoff and point out how I’m a fat liberal with short blue hair. All of which is true, none of which negates the point that even if I was remotely interested in dudesex, I wouldn’t be interested in this dude/type of dude in the least.
(Minor TMI for the sake of sarcasm.)
This is, of course, why I’ve had over 50 very enthusiastic partners. Because I hate sex, especially NSA fuckbuddy funtimes sex. Yup. Can’t stand it.
… Might want to put out the couches, I can hear the MRAs fainting over my THOUSAND
COCKVAGINA STARE already. =P@dreemr
Mine was electric blue. I was told it was a top-of-the-line car, when it was new.
Any kinda nookie in that car was limited, it’s true. But, where there’s a will, there’s a way.
I would imagine it’s in the bottom of a landfill, today.
If women weren’t interested in sex, so many political and/or religious institutions wouldn’t have devoted so much effort over the past several millenia to suppress female sexuality.
You’ve got to love how men do everything in their power to keep us from being sexual and then turn around and whine about we don’t like sex and no one wants to touch their peni.
Funny how the women in his life display zero interest in sex when he’s around. It’s as if being a MGTOW, and having the attitudes that entails, is something of a turnoff for the ladies. Who’d have thought it?
You know, even something like that is fine, sometimes. I’ve spent literally years convincing my fiance that I am very much interested in sex to get him off on those days where I’m not in the mindspace to (want to) get off. Because I enjoy sex, even if I only get nice sensations and some body contact instead of an orgasm out of it. (provided, of course, that it’s not the norm)
Also, I must have imagined that horrible period where I spent a lot of money on toys because his libido did not like his meds. I must have confused relief with wallclimbing hornyness…. Stupid little ladybrain.
@LindsayIrene
Ouch. I hope you get better soon, that’s just cruel. I don’t even want to imagine…..
When will these guys realize that’ it’s not zero interest in sex that we have, but zero interest in sex with them that we have.
Given his idea of sex is pounding away for two minutes and then rolling over and going to sleep, and that most women realize it and steer far away because of it, no wonder he thinks women have zero interest in sex.