Here’s a little screenshot apparently from 4chan’s /pol/ that’s been making the rounds on the internet; I found it in the Men’s Rights subreddit. THIS IS WHY LIFE IS SO DARN EASY FOR YOU LADIES!
Wow, I didn’t even know about most of these! (Ok, I lied. I’ve seen MRAs and MGTOWs and their ilk complaining about pretty much all of these, er, facts before.)
So, ladies, which of these FEMALE PRIVILEGES are your favorites? I think I like the one about voting without having to face any “national consequences” best. Apparently all women live in different countries than the ones they vote in? WHO KNEW?
Ah! That makes tons more sense now. The most recent clip I’ve seen of a Hitler speech was short, and had his head transform slightly into a wolf (“Blutbad”) at the end.
So 4chan is being run by an Asian dude now.
The fact that he’s allowing white supremacists to congregate on his website is beyond my fucking comprehension.
I’m going to the supermarket now.
I’ve never been persecuted for my jeans and a hoodie, and most women I know have not much good to say about that outfit… Oh, he meant Gestapo Pepe tees, didn’t he?
@Fran
If he got rid of them, 4chan would die the next day, and with it his meal ticket. He’s the guy who started 2chan, the original Japanese site that 4chan was created in imitation of. He ran it into the ground, got bought out, made a duplicate site and launched a DDOS attack on the new owner of 2chan, got in trouble, and bought 4chan. So, he also seems to be basically the same kinda douchebag as the Channers are, only Japanese.
@Axe
Eh, it’s perfectly serviceable. Also you can unzip it and show off your chest. :3
Frankly, people don’t get nearly persecuted enough for that shit, IMO.
Being nitpicky, my favorite is “automatically presumed in 80%+ of instances.” That is not what automatic means.
@Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
More specifically Hiro, the guy has been running 4chan as the new admin for a few years now, and didn’t really do much about it. There’s been years of meta-threads about how 4chan has extreme trouble getting advertisers and bandwidth was running thin, and nothing came of it. The guy runs 2chan, the site that 4chan was inspired from and lives all the way in Japan. In terms of his own safety he has absolutely nothing to worry about.
EDIT: ninja’d by Dalil
Chan culture has certain characteristics that tends to feed the behavior you see. For one, posting your opinion (assuming it’s not the board’s “consensus”) means that you’re expecting people to insult you and argue with you, even if they agree with you and they’re arguing in bad faith (even as in “OP is a [homophobic slur]”). Arguing supposedly leads the board to an “organic consensus.” Another is that you don’t talk about your personal background or experiences because that violates the principle of anonymity and it means you’re drawing attention to yourself rather than the anon collective. Doing anything that draws attention to yourself is a big no-no.
If you follow those “rules,” a chan will accept you no matter who you are. But if you talk about your experiences and identity and express opinions expecting people to listen and not argue, you’re going against everything the chan stands for. Worse, you’re drawing attention to yourself, so harassing you “for teh lulz” is routine. So the Ess Jay Doubleyous can’t be tolerated.
You see a similar dynamic in the presidential campaign. Trump was “looking for a fight” while Clinton expected people to thoughtfully reflect on her positions.
@Dali
If one more muffuga in a MAGA hat shows up to the job…
And cause wandering adrophiles to disintegrate at the sight like the mahogany Zeus I am? *clenches fist resolutely* No, never again. Why’s my body so mayunly and foine? Tis my curse *swoons at my dayum self*
Also, not for nothing, the hoodie ain’t the only part of the get up with a zipper…
Yeah, I’ll see myself out. Temptress! *bathes in liquid nitrogen*
@Axe
And they don’t get immediately thrown back out like they oughta be.
Their fault for being mortals, innit?
You say the sweetest things 🙂
Objection! This is a blatant lie.
For evidence, I submit the existence of women’s prisons.
Objection! This is an incomplete statement.
Men can’t be drafted either in modern America. It’s been almost half a century since there was any draft, and women were excluded from the draft because women were excluded from the military.
Objection! This is another lie.
Women live in the country they vote in, pay taxes, and are subject to its laws. To say we have no stake in national consequences is nothing more than a lie.
Objection! This is yet another instance of the witness lying to the court. Numerous women, such as Casey Anthony, have gone to jail for killing children, and none of them are common folk heroes.
Hold it! Why does the witness say this when laws do restrict women’s choice of clothing in public?
Hold it! Has the witness ever been involved in a custody dispute?
Objection! This is, indeed, the default legal arrangement for a disintegrated marriage – assets are split evenly, so a previously more wealthy wife will come out just as wealthy as a poorer husband. Which is why most couples sign pre-nuptial agreements specifying a certain distribution of assets in the event of a marriage’s failure.
Additionally, no-fault divorce means no one is at fault for the end of a marriage, so fault here is completely irrelevant.
Objection! I can present evidence this point is utterly disingenuous and has no merits whatsoever.
President Trump was previously accused of sexual assault on numerous occasions, yet he was still elected President. Does this sound like a man who’s career and social life was ruined?
Additionally, Ex Post Facto does not apply in a court of law.
It’s not hard but it is sad to imagine those men in their 30s approaching 40s reading and contributing to 4chan since they were there from the beginning. Wonder when they’ll gain some self-awareness and say enough is enough. Maybe when dogs learn to speak latin… ? Or when cats fly???
@Dali
@Axe
[Cackles in evil black woman at all the interracial flirting going on here]
Haha, yes! YES! Do the White Genocide ™!
We shall conquer the Nazis with black-on-white sexiness.
No, this isn’t my fetish at all, why do you ask? Nuh-uh! Nope! Not even slightly!
[Slips out of the thread before she can be caught out for deceiving others and trips over her vast collection of IR videos]
Fuck!
@Fran
You should see the sort of things we say in private.
@Dali
I’ll let Axe have his privacy, but I think I have a pretty good idea now that I know your preferences in partners.
White women who desire black bodies are what give me my evil sorceress powers.
That is more or less why I said we’re gonna get along splendidly.
@IgnoreSandra
I watched way too many crime shows a few years ago when I should’ve been doing my numerical analysis problem sets. They covered the Jodi Arias case ALL THE TIME and wouldn’t shut up about it.
@Fran
You only know the tiniest fraction of my taste in partners, cutie. (What fraction I cannot calculate easily, but at a guess around 3%) I am actually quite omnivorous in that respect.
@Dali
Oh, I have no doubt that your portfolio of preferences is wide and diverse.
Howaaaaayver…knowing that particular preference is within your wheelhouse?
You just earned yourself a gold star in my book.
@History Nerd
I’ve never heard of Jodi Foster because I don’t really watch the news. But even I’ve heard of women who’ve killed their kids and gone to jail. So let’s just call this asshole blatantly lying about everything.
@Francesca & Dalillama
Yeah. I’m definitely going to hear about you two on the news.
“Orgy scandal rocks nation! Somehow 40% of the population participates!”
@Sandra
Could do with some Ace Attorney graphics, but premise text is A++.
@Troubelle
I love the Ace Attorney series too much <3 Thank you, that's exactly what I was going for.
Specifically, we need a "misogynist having a breakdown" graphic like what ALWAYS HAPPENS when Phoenix submits evidence proving the smallest point.
@Sandra
@Troubelle
[Snaps whip while dressed like Franziska. Hey, we even have the same name, almost!]
For your purpose I present a gif of Alex Jones tearing his shirt off and screaming at the camera so hard his face turns red.
@Francesca
@Troubelle
I LOVE Franziska. Like, I legitimately love her. I realize she’s like the worst human being, but she’s so forceful and dominant and confident and capable and bad fucking ass. Plus, something about a woman with a whip 😉
There’s no draft in Canada.(Look up Canada and conscription crisis to see what happens when we try one.) Women can serve in combat roles in the Canadian Forces. So these guys should love Canada.
But hopefully they’ll stay the hell away. We have enough assholes here already, we don’t need to import more.
@Sandra
I prefer paddles, personally. They fit better in my hand.
…
I didn’t say that.
@ fran
Well naturally. What could be more enjoyable than an innocent game of ‘Pong’?