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MGTOWs: Ban Mother’s Day because women are the rectum of civilization

Happy Mom Jeans Day to all my MGTOW readers!

So this Mother’s Day I got two very thoughtful gifts from a couple of my MGTOW readers, who evidently decided to take a few minutes off from their busy schedule of Going Their Own Way to write me a couple of epic comments about how Mother’s Day should be banned and “the women of society responsible for gynocentrism enslaving men” summarily executed. Also something about rectums.

Obviously I have to share their wisdom with you all.

Let’s start with the shorter and more succinct of the two comments, from a fellow calling himself Beta Men’s Uprising and/or MGTOWRebel.

What you women have done to us men is completely and utterly shameful, more cruel than any regime in history.

Well, he’s off to a good start!

Mother’s day should be banned and instead celebrated as a day of mourning for the millions of men that you have caused to commit suicide or that you killed via having them worked to death in shortening their lifespan in our society. Shame on you.

Damn, I hate it when the ladies shorten my lifespan.

When the Beta males of society have had enough and start an uprising against your tyrannical regime just see what happens to Chad.

Not Chad! Leave Chad alone!

I mourn on this day the hundreds of millions of men who have died because of women throughout history, your crimes will not be unforgotten and it will remember.

“It” will remember? This guy?

It never forgets.

And now we get to the inevitable bit about how the ladies should all be killed:

You will be made to pay one day when the women of society responsible for gynocentrism enslaving men to be protectors/providers via shaming are put to trial in court. I bet they will be executed.

But if you kill all these ladies, including your mom, who will bring you your chicken tendies?

While Beta Men’s Uprising, whatever his other flaws, is admirably brief, CaptainAmazing treats us to an muddled and overlong disquisition on civilization and socialism and the evil that is ladies.

True, he ends with a real zinger. But we have to get there first.

Feminists are a sick lot, are they not. It’s all about forced wealth and power transfer. Women can’t build civilizations nor maintain them, nor implement laws and policies that are ‘egalitarian’ – because ‘egalitarian’ means negative exposure to women – so they demonize men to continue their sloth and cowardliness – and call it ‘feminism’.

I’m sorry, I sort of spaced out halfway through that paragraph. You were saying something about sloths?

Here are some ladies washing baby sloths and literally hanging them out to dry.

CaptainAmazing then treats us to some thoughts on socialism, Venezuela, and how “there’s a low IQ correlation with Socialists, Democrats and the left in general.” It’s too boring to quote at length. Then he takes on the issue of immigrants and how they’re raping everyone.

You’ll never hear about the suffering already well underway in Scandinavia because the state controls the media.

Scandinavia: The chilliest hell on earth.

The same is happening across Europe – more and more they forbid the media from posting bad press regarding socialism, ‘diversity’ and mass immigration. They want you to remain ignorant so that their plan to force wealth and power from others to themselves can succeed. They don’t want you to know that the real reason for mass immigration is to cover the failures of feminism and the rapidly declining native birth and marriage rates. 

After getting mad at the ladies for not having babies, he gets mad at the ladies for having babies.

Prostate cancer is an illness. Having a baby is a life choice. Should men pay for women’s cars as well as their maternity ‘life choices’? If women decide to get into accidents on purpose, should men still have to pay for that, too? What about reducing the world population, reducing resource consumption and climate change? Shouldn’t women be punished for having babies?

I’m going to say … no?

So if you decide not to do much with your life or obtain a worthless degree, everyone else should pay for it? Same with your health – if you decide to destroy it through bad habits and choices – should everyone else have to pay for your bad choices? To a socialist (Democrat) – the answer is of course a resounding “YES!”

Yes please!

Free food, free housing, free healthcare, free childcare, free minimum income, free education, mandatory paid maternity leave, minimum mandatory income, open borders!

If only.

Wow. You socialists sure do love your forced wealth and power transfer from the producers to the consumers. Ah…the joys of the welfare state (socialism) and the millions upon millions that will be murdered should they stand in socialism’s (Democrat’s) way.

How did we get from “free education” to “millions being murdered?”

It’s all so obvious. Since men built and maintained all of civilization, since men were trafficked, exploited and disposed of for women’s and the states advancement and all of the laws that give women and the state their rights and privileges over the common man, shouldn’t there be a female-only draft and a 100% female-only front-line fighting force, in reparation to men, as it was men’s lives that were sacrificed at the alter of two circles and a triangle and women’s true husband (the state).

The “alter of two circles and a triangle?” I think he’s talking about boobs and vaginas, but I’m not completely sure.

Shouldn’t the state be the first sent to the front lines since they’re the primary tax payer teat suckers?

Er what now?

How bouts some quotas for women in the most dirty, most dangerous, most life threatening and life shortening jobs (traditional male roles) instead of only the most prestigious, most powerful, most lucrative positions? You see, this is why socialism sucks. It’s so easy to defeat logically, but only if you’re able to think logically and not just wif yo feewings.

“Wif yo feewings?” Is he trying to be racist or condescending or both?

Hypocrisy and double standards are synonymous with socialism (aka feminism, aka Democrats). Socialists are so ignorant that they don’t realize the ‘leaders’ of socialist states eventually plunder the ‘public trust’ and transfer it all to their personal offshore accounts, leaving the vast majority of the population enslaved and in deep poverty.

Dude I think you just described the Trump administration.

But no one knows until it’s too late because the state controls the media. By the time the public learns the truth – it’s all over but the dying. Shared misery – it’s a Democrat/socialist thing.

Worst Democratic party slogan ever.

Go to Venezuela, Democrats. Please go and please don’t come back. There you’ll find your socialist utopia. That or go to South Africa, where they kill non-blacks for sport – with full government support. Or illegally immigrate to the Middle East, where you’ll be beaten, raped, ransomed, tortured and only then beheaded and thrown in prison.

Er, I thought this was going to be about Mother’s Day. What happened?

Socialism = Feminism = Democrat.

Ah, here we go again!

It’s the forced wealth and power transfer from men to women & the state, because two circles and a triangle. The common men build and maintain society – get used, exploited and disposed of – do all of the fighting and dying for women’s and the state’s advancement – and then women and the state destroy those same men and ‘culturally appropriate’ the spoils of ‘toxic masculinity’ for themselves.

Really? They’re doing a terrible job with the expropriation, then. The median wealth of single women of working age is less than half of that of their male counterparts.

It’s a good game if you’re a part of the many resplendent ‘oppressed’ victim groups (i.e, a female, gay, lesbian, transgender, minority or politician).

Yes, no one has it easier than black women. Who are also lesbians. And trans.

And then came MGTOW. Oh. Now that’s rich. You bishes have no idea what you’ve done.

They’ve … existed?

Mother’s Day Now Represents True Womanhood: The Partnership of the State and the Grim Reapers of Life and Arbiters of Death Through Mass Abortion (Feminists).

I made that into a Mother’s Day card. You’re welcome!

Love, your son

And now, at last, the zinger!

Congrats, ‘ladies’. You’ve earned it. You are truly the rectum of civilization. The only difference between then and now is everyone sees you for who you truly are – and they’re desperately reaching for a butt wipe.

Happy Mother’s Day to you too, fellas!

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Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
7 years ago

Re: being thrown in prison after beheading

Sounds like the threat of a cut-rate JRPG villain.

“You will DIE THE DEATH! AND THEN YOU WILL SUFFER AFTER DEATH!”

Vaguely reminds me of something Kefka would say.

@Oogly

Dullahans, eh?

I hear it’s impolite to stare at their neck.

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Alan’s going to love this. Even dullahans are cute now.

Nothing is safe anymore.

Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
7 years ago

MDGTOW
Mothers day going (or not going it seems) their own way.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

Having a baby is a life choice.

Why don’t you just keep it in your pants.

That way, she won’t get to make this “life choice.”

Problem solved.

Oh wait — too logical for you?

banned@4chan.org
7 years ago

This guy opposes minimum wage, but is also worried about transfer of wealth from “producers” to “consumers?” Well, it’s not like he sees a contradiction anywhere else in his screed.

DanHolme
DanHolme
7 years ago

I suppose you could behead a nukekubi and then throw it in prison, and eventually the head would return to it. From the MGTOW’s point of view, they could keep on doing it for as long as they like. Until the Nukekubi ate them, anyway.

It makes as much sense as whatever CaptainAmazing was going on about.

gijoel
gijoel
7 years ago

I wish these idiots would piss off to an island somewhere. Then they can show us how they build civilization right before they all starve to death, because someone forgot to bring the pizza rolls.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
7 years ago

WWTH:

I sure hate being thrown in prison after I’ve been beheaded. That is quite a cruel fate.

Do you even get conjugal visits with your head?

Ooglyboggles: Would it be your head or body experiencing prison? Better jail both, to be sure.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
7 years ago

just see what happens to Chad

We’re so deep in manospherian jargon, to an uninitiated reader this looks like a threat against a godforsaken North African country that approximately no one cares about.

You socialists sure do love your forced wealth and power transfer from the producers to the consumers.

The only thing I love more is reading economic rants from people who don’t know the difference between makers/takers and produces/consumers.

Samantha
Samantha
7 years ago

Well. I am 66 years old, and I have been hearing and reading this kind of crap my entire life. Every time a man starts a war, fouls a river, poisons the air or simply makes a stupid personal choice, he points a finger and, with whining, sniveling voices, blames women for his pain.

You know what? I don’t give a rats ass for his or their suffering anymore. The piteous whining…the threats…the lies…the grandiose delusions about how men, and only men, have done all the work of the world…none of it matters anymore. Their glorious work, their wars, their creative turning of the natural world into a cesspit of toxic waste…all of their “superior” minds and actions have pushed the world to the brink of total destruction. Their actions and attitudes have turned our home into a toilet, a toxic waste dump and a blood soaked monument to their greed, their “civilization,” and their self-deluding hatred of everything that is not them.

They treat the planet and all beings who live here like their own personal property, and they are killing us all.

It is my never humble opinion that the time has come for the women of the world to walk away from all masculists, all patriarchs, and, together with the children, work to re-create the world in a better image. We don’t have a lot of time left. The type of men we are talking about have brought us to this and blamed us for it. We need to understand and “get” that they will never change…they will never accept their responsibility…they will never love the natural world and stop trying to own it.

We need to stop obeying, stop trying to save them, stop giving them any of our attention and energy. We have the generations coming up to save and a world to heal, and patriarchs and masculists will NEVER stop waving their dicks around and trying to get us all to believe it is all about them.

Claire
Claire
7 years ago

“…or go to South Africa, where they kill non-blacks for sport – with full government support.”

As a South African, living in South Africa, I can assure you that this is not true.

Anne
Anne
7 years ago

I live in Scandinavia. The welfare state made me “suffer” from free education, healthcare, unemployment benefits, pension, minimum wage and whatnot…. Those MGTOWs must suffer from a bad case of envy. Or something like that. Besides some 95% of women in Scandiavia work – and pay taxes.
/facepalm/

galanx
galanx
7 years ago

I so dislike being thrown in prison after I’ve been beheaded

“And anyone I catch talking about this young lady will be first beaten to death and then burned alive and after that be kept on bread and water for six weeks. There.” – Lasaraleen, in A Horse and His Boy

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

When you read the “beheaded and imprisoned” bit, who else immeadiately thought, “Take him to Detroit!”

Feminists are truly a fighting force of extraordinay magnitude.

Ellesar
Ellesar
7 years ago

only the most prestigious, most powerful, most lucrative positions?

Yes, I have noticed that women ONLY have the very best jobs:

‘Women currently hold 29 (5.8%) of CEO positions at those S&P 500 companies. ‘ http://www.catalyst.org/knowledge/women-ceos-sp-500

5.8%! That’s near 100% right?

And WHY are MGTOW hating on mothers now? I thought that their ‘philosophy’ was to avoid intimate PARTNER relationships. I can guarantee these bozo’s that if they think they are in a bad place now, things would be MUCH worse if they had had no mother.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
7 years ago

I wonder what kind of soundtrack is playing in their heads when they write this stuff. Is a Hans Zimmer/John Williams orchestral sort of piece, or something more rock ‘n roll?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
7 years ago

@Samantha

The time has come for the women of the world to walk away from all masculists, all patriarchs, and, together with the children, work to re-create the world in a better image. We don’t have a lot of time left.

Yep.

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

Why should men contribute to the insurance pool that should also cover birth?

All
Men
Were
Born

Also, the workers are the producers. The wealthy are the parasites living off of the labor of the poor. Yes, more of the ultra wealthy are men and more of the very poor are not. No, that is not because those men do such dangerous, dirty jobs.
Most men will never be wealthy and yet, they deserve to exist and be housed, fed and given reliable access to healthcare.
You know how men can escape dirty, dangerous jobs? They can join us bad ol’ socialists in insisting on regulations that make their jobs safer and cleaner or even automated. If they had a guaranteed income they would not have to risk their health for fear of starvation or homelessness, which is a threat of violence levied upon the poor by the wealthy and should be treated as the class warfare is.

But liberation from a corupt system is not what mgtows want. They just want to be the ones running the shitshow.

Ariblester
7 years ago

That’s some seriously shoddy duckspeak in those…screeds.

@Victorious Parasol

I’m thinking probably Blink-182’s “It Would Be Nice”

@Lea

Exactly. Their only beef with The State is that they can’t imagine being something so large and diffuse, whereas being Hank Rearden is much more easy to fit in their tiny, tiny minds.

gijoel
gijoel
7 years ago

@victorius Having googled it, I can say that the consistent theme is anything that implies women are evil. And I mean anything.

EJ (the Scheming Liberal Race-Traitor)

But liberation from a corupt system is not what mgtows want. They just want to be the ones running the shitshow.

This. This, so very much.

They don’t object to the subjugation of women. They don’t even object to the subjugation of men. They simply object to the fact that it isn’t them who’s doing the subjugating.

Serebrianyi Golub
Serebrianyi Golub
7 years ago

Hey, did you folks see this? http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
A good read from this week. I thought of it when trying to comprehend the MGTOW worldview on display here. It kind of goes a ways toward understanding how they can be anti- both socialism and capitalism, even to the point of mashing the two together. Because they’re fascists.

Serebrianyi Golub
Serebrianyi Golub
7 years ago

@Victorious Parasol: I’m thinking Wagner. “Ride of the Valkyries” on loop for these faux-elitist neckbeards.

@gijoel

I wish these idiots would piss off to an island somewhere. Then they can show us how they build civilization right before they all starve to death, because someone forgot to bring the pizza rolls.

I hear MGTOW can thrive on an all-seagull diet, though

Vanir85
Vanir85
7 years ago

So, he’s both against women *not having* babies, and against women *having* babies..?

Also;

“enslaving men to be protectors/providers”

Yeah. That’s something men do to themselves. Women have fought for the right to protect/provide for themselves for a while now. It’s called “feminism”… which you oppose, so…

…insert bicycle stick “fucking feminism” meme, here?

Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary
7 years ago

The low IQ thing again is completely wrong. Even the Daily Maul published this article correlating low IQ with right wing views. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2095549/Right-wingers-intelligent-left-wingers-says-controversial-study–conservative-politics-lead-people-racist.html
I tend to think the correlation is more to do with right wing types being low empathy and self entitled.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
7 years ago

You know, if it were two triangles and a circle, you’d have the start of a cute cat cartoon.